>the title is cheesy as fuck
>the poster looks like shit
>the synopsis is a little bit sort of interesting
>directed by a shit mainstream hollywood director
>90% fresh on rotten tomatoes
>holy shit RT rating is never wrong, it's probably a great movie, I should watch it
>5 minutes in - it's absolute disgusting pleb trash shit
>the music is awful
>pause and check rotten tomatoes again
>it's actually 90%
>wtf
>watch the rest
>it's 5/10 at best
Why, rotten tomatoes, you've never failed me before, how am I supposed to trust you now
I don't even know why the fuck I needed to make this thread. Fuck me
>>64705907
http://timetraveler.ytmnd.com/
>>64706429
the fuck?
ITT:Actors/Actresses who's careers could've been much better than they are.
Nicole Kidman
/thread
>>64705815
how? explain faggot cunt
>>64705815
Nice b8. Hershlag got a pretty sweet career for a person who can't act
A question for prequel hating neckbeards who actually think Plinkett is a good critic:
When Richard Brody at the New Yorker and the respected commentator Camile Paglia praise the prequels, are they just memeing too? When will you recognise that the tide has turned and George Lucas is finally receiving the praise he's always deserved?
Richard Brody literally doesn't care about star wars and is just praising the prequels for clickbait
>>64705692
There's also a million critics that don't like them. If you desperately need a critic to validate your opinion, and think someone's opinion somehow proves something, you are just as bad as the people who bash the prequels because of plinkett. That being said, in my opinion the prequels are horrendously bad, and I don't need plinkett to tell me that.
>>64705756
He watched them recently, I'm perfectly willing to take an established critic's opinion at face value when it's called an opinion piece in the first place.
Besides, it's also an opinion piece without decades of emotional baggage behind it, unlike other people who write about Star Wars.
What do you think the average IQ of this board is?
>>64705647
can you see reddit up there on your high horse? what do you know about these people?
100?
In eternity, where there is no time, nothing can grow. Nothing can become. Nothing changes. So death created time to grow the things that it would kill... and you are reborn but into the same life that you've always been born into. I mean, how many times have we had this conversation, detectives? Well, who knows? When you can't remember your lives, you can't change your lives, and that is the terrible and the secret fate of all life. You're trapped... like a nightmare you keep waking up into.
This shit is worse than the SW prequels in every way, but doesn't get a fraction of prequels' hate.
Why is that?
>>64705578
Because while the star wars prequels had memorability due to their shitness, the hobbit films were genuinely just horrific garbage.
they're godawful but not as bad as the prequels. the prequels are "this movie is shit and has destroyed the franchse, i will rip these movies apart for the rest of my life" bad. the hobbit is "these movies are shit, but lotr isn't ruined and tolkein's work remains unaltereed. i'm going to never watch these again and forget about them" bad.
Because star wars's primary canon is the movies, so the movies matter.
LOTR's primary canon is the books, so the movies don't matter.
This movie was fucking great, fuck you for lying /tv/.
Any other movies about sociopaths?
def one of my favs of '14
>>64705573
Drive, but it's almost the same as Nightcrawler + feels...
Lying? /tv/ loved this movie when it came out.
>tfw the Golden Globes are tonight
yep
stream when?
>>64705553
GET HYPE
>>64707194
well it's not a few hours so.. not for a few hours
>"We attack at dawn"
Why is it always at fucking dawn?
>>64705525
You're well rested and you can see who you're attacking. If your opponent wasn't expecting you then you catch them eating breakfast unprepared. Pretty obvious really.
So you have better visibility advantage by attacking from east side, dumdum
>>64705525
Name ONE cinerama where this happens
what did you think of Garden State?
did you actually like it or do you just really like indie?
what did you think of Zach Braff's character? He's alarge man.
>>64705507
It's awful. I really hated it.
seemed really lame and quirky so i never bothered watching it, am i missing out?
>>64705507
I generally dont mind small 'quirky' indie movies (For example i loved the go-geter).
But i fucking hated Garden State, and i dont even mind Zach Braff that much.
>japanese cinema is dead, they said
I'm not sure what film your pic is, but it's certain that Japanese cinema, and just film I general, lives with Sion Sono. The day he releases a bad film is the day I find a new hobby
>>64705645
The Tale of Iya
>>64705682
I just looked it up, will watch in an hour or so if I can find a stream. You ever seen a Sono film?
I'll start with an easy one.
god blessed the americas
this one
I'll start with an easy one
It really opened up my eyes and made me think.. like woah..
My name is John Ruth. I'm here to read letters and puch bitches, and I'm all outta letters.
...And you'll be dead behind me John.
When I get to Mexico....
Why did Tim Roth have a piece of paper saying he was going to be the town hangman?
>>64706285
That was explained, retard. Pay attention next time, or stick to Michael bay.
>it's a floki hates athelstan episode
>it's an athelstan dies in a reallly contrived way and i ponder dropping the show meme
Floki is the reason I dropped Vikings. That obnoxious gaylord is the worst in his dumb attempts to ruin RagnarXAthelbro
heh not anymore
christfag BTFO
>yfw Netflix doing 13 episode series with Judge Dredd played by Karl Urban
>>64705248
sauce or bs
>>64705248
is it called "Almost Human season 2"?
Leonardo DiCaprio on a bicycle
Leonardo BiCaprio
>>64705043
Did he sell his Prius?
>>64705062
fuck why i laffed
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