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>>64707363
Why is the guy in the wheelchair always black? See: Oz, Malcolm in the Middle.
It's always depressing to me seeing how old the Kids in the Hall cast have gotten.
>>64707363
the prettyboy in the faggy tight pants ruins it. he ruins everything he is in.
wheelchair nigger is pretty funny. ugly betty is really a pretty good actress. and the rest are ok as filler. but the faggoty white guy ruins the whole show.
COME HERE, ALL OF YOU
Where to, Chef?
>Raw bass
>>64707321
FUCK NO. I DID NOTHING WRONG
What's the name of the movie where he plays a stoner?
Stoner Diaries 3: Higher Than Before?
DUDE
>>64707322
I wanna see that.
Leave Star Wars to me.
why not just put him in charge of the star wars franchise?
>>64707264
He would make so much money that he could literally buy this planet and rule over all.
>mfw it wont even beat Titanic
Who did it better orworse?
>>64707120
Genndy Clone Wars was the best
>>64707120
I prefer the CGI.
>>64707120
2003 series was phenomenally animated, but goddamn the characters and stories of the 2008 series are pretty decent.
>neither actually feel like Star Wars
Does he have a point?
No because Kylo Ren is white.
>>64706996
Stop shilling this degenerate kike.
>>64707019
>No because Kylo Ren is white.
duh? you miss his point
Seriously, is this the worst director in the history of cinema?
>critics hate him because he's extremely derivative and unoriginal
>audiences hate him because he's doesn't add anything to the lore only tries to manipulate their nostalgia
>other directors hate him because his success is based entirely on copy/pasting them
>screenwriters hate him because he only knows how to create Mary Sues
>/tv/ hates him because he's literally killing the art of film making while tarnishing the legacy of other greats (please come back George)
Can anyone say anything positive about this hack?
The only thing I can think of is that he finally made people appreciate what a genius Lucas actually was (and still is) and that the prequels were at the very least bold, stylistic and, yes, ORIGINAL.
>>64706971
His nose looks like a penis.
Don't know if good or bad, just wanted to say it.
>>64706971
YOU ARE NEW EMPIRE?
>>64706971
he is a great director. you go-, uh, i mean guys should give him another chance.
In The Force Awakens there is a fine line between homage and cynicism. When the creators of the new Star Wars film recycle as huge a number of fundamental plot points and mechanisms and design elements from previous films in the series as this one does they reveal either or each of three things:
(1) They have no absolutely no distinctive new vision for Star Wars beyond what’s been done before.
(2) They perceive the Star Wars fan base to be so prone to vitriol when disappointed that the safest thing to do is find a way to give them nearly exactly what they have loved before, right down to basic plot devices since that stuff’s been all essentially “market tested” by the previous films.
(3) They are not interested in character-based storytelling that continues ongoing narratives about beloved characters but really just want to reboot the original with a fresh young cast and updated technology* rather than have to come up with new stories for old characters played by old people. (* see point 20).
None of these options is very good. There’s still hope that future movies will be bolder and more creative once the new series runners feel reassured by The Force Awakens’ inevitable box office success and positive reviews that the audience trusts them. But in the meantime we got a film packed with a staggering lack of imagination that involved at least all these thefts from earlier films:
The film starts with stormtroopers landing on a desert planet that may as well have been named Tatooine but wasn’t because this is a new generation. The stormtroopers are willing to commit a genocide against an entire collective of people in their search for something with vital information they want to retrieve. This more vividly shows what went down when the stormtroopers in A New Hope murdered Luke Skywalker’s aunt and uncle when looking for R2-D2, who was carrying vital information they wanted to retrieve. In both cases their method of murder involves leaving burning corpses.
Poe Dameron is basically introduced as a Princess Leia character picking up Anakin and Luke’s ace piloting skills.
He’s a vital member of the rebellion “resistance” who, on the verge of capture by Imperial “New Order” forces puts files with crucial information that has to be kept out of Imperial “New Order” hands into a cute droid who burbles and beeps like a baby. Upon being captured, Poe is tortured for information by Kylo Ren as Leia was once tortured by Darth Vader. The sequence is also reminiscent of Vader’s torture of Han Solo in Empire Strikes Back. Poe Dameron also evokes Anakin and Luke Skywalker by being distinguished as the resistance’s best pilot. One of the three heroes defining the new generation just had to be an ace pilot, right? Poe is not the only one channeling Leia though. Just as Leia fearlessly mouthed off to Vader as he apprehended her, Max von Sydow’s Jedi-loyalist character in the beginning of the film confronts Kylo Ren by trying to use his knowledge of Ren’s family connections to verbally get under his skin.
Post only the best of the seventh art, SW kiddies and memesters may not apply
what masterpiece have you latest experienced, friends?
Experimental kinography
kino = cinema
It's just a meme word redditors find funny
Is RDJ ever going to branch out again? He just plays Iron Man now.
The Judge is the only non-Marvel movie he's made in a while.
>>64706650
He's a racist homophobic right-wing loser who supports mel gibson. I hope they replace him as Iron Man. He doesnt deserve it.
He just plays Iron Man now because Iron Man is him. His style now is to just play himself.
>>64707229
I hope he gets every role in everything for the same reasons.
It takes all kinds!
Let's get autistic about the Skywalker lightsaber in The Force Awakens.
This is supposed to be the same lightsaber that Anakin made and Luke got from Obi-wan, but J.J seems to have gotten how to turn the lightsaber on wrong. In the OT, you can see Luke igniting it by using the big switch on the side of the lightsaber (the red arrow in the pic). You can see it in this clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFB16GCocfw
I don't remember if they showed the lightsaber igniting differently in any of the other movies, but it's pretty clear there. And the visuals dictionaries and lightsabers used that as the power switch, too. But in TFA, there's a clear shot of Finn using a button near the top to turn it on (the white arrow in the picture). It's a tiny detail, and it doesn't matter at all, but it's sill kind of a funny mistake. I'm actually kind of surprised that I haven't seen the wookiepedia-type turboautists complaining about it here with all the recent backlash.
how does a lifesaver even work? shouldnt the blade keep going forever?
is the handle made of windshield wipers?
FINALLY someone else noticed this! After the first screening this was what bothered me most with MaryRey Sues force powers.
What is the most overrated movie of 2015?
Mine is pic related
>>64706294
out of curiousity, what is your moty?
>>64706402
Sicario
I also loved Junun, Youth and The Lobster, and i thoroughly enjoyed Victoria and The Overnight
>>64706581
You have terrible taste.
And Mad Max is the only correct answer.
based Stuckmann humiliates tryhard haters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbaliPyihCY
about time we got another plinkett review
i was really hoping it would be a video about the revenant and not another fucking star wars review
this video is bad
>abrams
>good director
>"master of scene transitions"
chris is a pleb
There isn't a single likable person in this entire movie.
But Chris 'Meme' Pratt was, like, really cool, my wife's son burst laughing when he said he's the alpha
>>64706045
>doesn't like Jimmy Buffett
>>64706045
> Predator + Aliens = Jurassic World
> The sum is not better than either of its parts
>Anakin Skywalker: You are so... beautiful.
>Padmé: It's only because I'm so in love.
>Anakin Skywalker: No, it's because I'm so in love with you.
>Padmé: So love has blinded you?
>Anakin Skywalker: [laughs] Well, that's not exactly what I meant . . .
>Padmé: But it's probably true.
>They laugh.
>Anakin Skywalker: I haven't laughed in so long . . .
>Padmé: Neither have I.
Christian Hayden gets a lot of hate, but could anyone honestly delivery this kind of shit dialogue in front of a bluescreen?
padmé was cgi all along?
A shit script is the number one flaw in most bad movies. The scripts in the original Star Wars weren't better, by the way.
>>64706037
>The scripts in the original Star Wars weren't better, by the way.
wew lad
