So i just downloaded Star Wars ep 1-6
What is the perfect order to watch them?
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>>64713842
Be 6 years old
4 5 6 1 3
Can it break $2,000,000,000?
'no'
>>64713701
It probably won't even make it's budget back, SS has the better chance of being WB's new tentpole franchise.
Didn't this thread 404?
Is Big Sean a big guy, /tv/?
>>64713694
For you.
>>64713756
Oh shit OP you just got called a manlet you gonna take that?
>Calls himself Big Sean
>Is not actually a big guy
Unless....
JUST
>>64713675
What is Jai Courtney looking at?
someone post the pasta
HOL UP
>leave Chapo to me
DEA?
>no eyepatch
fail
>>64713546
Based Penn
Did anyone think thisstank of shit?
Like they found some qt22/7s and some retard americunts instead of getting a proper british actor like normal shows and just ended up making an okay book series into a total shit TV series?
Seriously, Allanon was cast so badly it hurt? Fucking Crixus? Really m8? Allanon was supposed to be this old, thin, tall as fuck wizard type dude and he ends up as this fucking security-guard-looking fucknut.
The Elven High Council looked like a bunch of faggots.
Eventine Ellesedil looked too fat and not very elven. Neither qt could act.
The older elf prince brother looked like a typical aggro'ed americunt. The younger prince bro was probably the only half-decent character but he didn't get much screen time.
I never really thought much of the books, they were just a bit too Tolkien (yes I know the original book was cloned directly from LOTR trilogy) but they weren't that bad sometimes.
I don't even know why they bothered with this desu. I think Brooks must have been feeling jelly of fat bastard and wanted his own pseudo-high-fantasy series made into a TV show.
3/10 so far, and that's mostly for the qts and the backdrops which look frickin good.
Also how did 4 episodes get released in 3 days? Someone must have leaked it on purpose because they knew it would tank unless they got some hype forming
>>64713318
>I don't even know why they bothered
$$$$
hoping to bank on Game of Thrones
I like it only because its shannara but everything you said is right.
>>64713542
Also didnt they screw up on the druids keep or did the druids fix it up later on. Wasn't there supposed to be a magical forest guarding it.
>tfw if this was an actual board /tv/ would no longer exist
BANE?
It already is a board, but people are too full of themselves to stay there
>>64713192
>would happily live there
/tv/, take control! Take control of your board. This... this is the instrument of your liberation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Li998pZxwU
We came here not as shitposters, but as liberators to return control of this board to the people.
We take /tv/ from the moderators! The Redditors! The oppressors of the Big Guy who have kept you down with myths of moderation, and we give it back to you... the people. /tv/ is yours. None shall interfere. Do as you please. Start by posting the big guy, and freeing the oppressed! Step forward those who would serve. For and army will be raised. The humorless will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Generals will be convened. Memes will be enjoyed. Redditor tears will be shed. The janitors will survive, as they learn to serve true justice.
This great board... it will endure.
/tv/ will survive!
>>64713109
reddit ahoy
Dank
Is this a flick, a movie, a film, cinema, or kino?
>>64712962
Who jerked off to fat AND thin Gwyneth in this?
>>64712962
Motion picture.
>>64712962
i think technically it is kino. since it is both beautiful but visually jarring and has no real plot.
How did he manage to go from Art House/Mexican to Hollywood Top Tier?
Step 1:
Art House/Mexican Cinema
> Amores Perros
> 21 Grams
> Babel
> Biutiful
Step 2:
????
Step 3:
Hollywood Royalty
> Birdman
> The Revenant
You just never developed any taste
You are an entry level plebeian redditer that knows almost nothing about cinema
>>64712852
Sean Penn hooked him up with his Hollywood connections
>>64712979
This and Birdman should be Step 3.
okay uhm. can someone explain me the ending?
It's the next step of evolution, the space babby made of energy.
Pretty obvious desu, are you very daft?
>>64712845
Read the book, it explains it better.
>okay uhm
are you a 14 year old girl or something?
There I said it.
It's treason than.....
>>64712768
ur a faget
>>64712768
Good taste.
Who will play his role in the inevitable biopic?
bad is such a good fucking album.
whats the best MJ video?
smooth criminal?
>>64712687
John goodman
Bruno Mars/Rose McGowan
show me your cunt
unzips cunt
>>64712680
That's from Closer right? great movie
>>64712750
are there pictures of her asshole from this?
Would you take orders from Vito? Keep in mind that there are pillow biters in the special forces.
I would let Vito fuck me.
>>64712581
he was a very competent capo
He walks like the Penguin
