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>2 broke girls last episode was about her character fucking a character with two dicks.

i could totally see that
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>go to Google images
>"Biggest Boobies in all of Hollywood"
Reminder that pic related is literally what all titguys look like

>b-but muh high t-test
Kill yourself
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>>64698129
I feel really bad for Kat because she seems pretty smart and understands the value of a dollar but god damn just watching her deliver some of the worst sexual puns and innuendos and junior high dialogue makes my heart weep. I can see her break just a little bit more every time.
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>>64698319
i bet she doesn't give a fuck. the series is doing well and she's getting paid

100 Years of Solitude
>The same story repeats over multiple generations of the same family
>/lit/ loves it

Star Wars
>The same story repeats over multiple generations of the same family
>/tv/ hates it


/lit/ is universally seen as one the most patrician boards on 4chan. TFA haters are plebs.

QED
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>it's an underaged band wagon jumper tries to convince people Star Shit isn't for kids and that I should give a shit episode
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>>64698117
My biggest issue was that the story was basically the same exact thing as SW:IV, just with Luke as a girl and everyone else just got older.

>Oh no, the empire has a big ship that destroys planets
>Better blow it up
>But the guy with the dark side might stop us
>Still gotta do it bros
>K.
>Mission accomplished, guess you can wrap up the franchise now

And we still have 2 more movies. What's next? Ep. 8 going to start on Hoth with AT-AT's again? Rey will probably have to cut open some dead, fat Gungan to sleep inside of.
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>>64698117
/lit/ is an outdated entertainment medium, their opinion and standing are irrelevant.

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What are the best shoes to wear to the cinema for maximum enjoyment?
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air jordans
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ones you can take off
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German here, only safety boots allowed here so that you don't get hurt when someone drops a brick or tool from the designated theatre building site.

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>This will begin to make things right.

https://www.change.org/p/disney-lucasfilm-kathleen-kennedy-george-lucas-back-to-the-star-wars-movies
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>>64697989
>"Hey george, look at this page, they're collecting signs to make a petition to put you back into making star wars movies, haha what a bunch of faggots
>"haha what?...*gets out of his golden swimming pool filled with the dollars he made by selling his franchise to disney*
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George, you are shit. You have almost always been shit. You made three good films and then you ran out of ideas. Entirely the fuck out. Irvin Kershner and Richard Marquand had to step in because you wanted to fucking sell toys to kids, and then 15 years after Mr. Marquand does his thing, you make utter, puerile shit with wooden acting and special effects that don't hold up today.

Apologize? I won't fucking apologize. My parents took me to see Return of the Jedi when I was 8. You know what I remember, George? These fuzzy cunts called "Ewoks". That's it. Fucking EWOKS. That's your entire fucking legacy to me, you no-chinned cunt.

Apologize? Fuck you. You didn't have the STONES to continue with your dream of being a filmmaker. You had to settle for being a BUSINESSMAN.

Apologize? Son, you have no fucking idea how much I'd like for YOU to apologize to ME.
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Id like a Lucas directed Episode 0 about Sheev

What are some good heist movies? With cool planning/safecracking and shit.

Pic related: The Score, which somehow I never saw before today despite Brando and De Niro.
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>>64697928
As much as Hayden Christiajfaljjbkf,bx is a meme, I really enjoyed American Heist last year
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>>64697997

downloading now. I don't expect or necessarily want great acting. just planning, gadgets, schemes etc. thanks.
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Pretty much every Mission Impossible is a succession of heists.

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>mfw I realized what killed the dinosaurs
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>>64697906
An asteroid?
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memes?
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>>64697953
nICE try!

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As bad as anything in the prequels, agreed?
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the design is fine but her voice is annoying nails on the chalk board jar jar tier
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>>64697825
no, far worse.
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I don't like the infodump about good vs evil.

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NO POD IS WORTH TWO SLAVES!
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>>64697816
he's a humanist after all.

:^)
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Three then?
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Filthy Arabs

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What is his best film?
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>>64697741
Fucking legend.
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>>64697741

Training Day
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>>64697741
gattaca

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what cancelled series are you bringing back?

it's too late for jericho, so probably young justice.
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Deadwood
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>>64697485
Jericho had a comic book ending. People need to let it go.
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>>64697686
Movie's in pre-production

What's the deal with this shit tier bitch of a character? In both the novel and both film adaptations Lounds is an ugly little rat-man who gets his lips bitten off and set on fire but the tv show changes it so all the shitty things happen to someone else and she gets to walk around like she's the cat's meow. Why the changes? Because she's a woman?
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>>64697428

Well Bryan Fuller pretty much said he had problems with her meeting the same fate as Lounds in the book so he gave it to Robochilton
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>>64697428
Oh, I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of the only adaptation humanity ever needed, of that particular novel by Thomas Harris.
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>>64697428
Fuller also said something along the lines of that he changed the person in the wheelchair to Chilton rather than Freddie because he never wants to have a woman die graphically onscreen. Fucking prick. Having said that the scene turned out for the better since Chilton was based and likable, which made the scene genuinely suspenseful.

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>British documentary
>Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey.
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider

>American documentary
>Guitar riffs playing in the backround
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD
>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis
>THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>More flashy jump cuts
>THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED
>More flashy jump cuts
>The mantis strikes
>Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH
>THAT LITTLE SPIDER
>SHOULD'VE PRAYED
>TO THE MANTIS
>Starwipe to next clip
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Hey
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Gets me every time.
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Quick someone post the NASCAR centepide

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Why didn't Schultz just shake his hand?
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>tfw one guy filtered this pasta, but almost none of the other pastas
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>>64697374
Why did they return Jangos clothes ?
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>>64697374
because hes a FUCKING NIGGER LOVER!!!!

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What tv's opinion on this guy
>Which celebrities are gonna get BTFO tonight?
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>>64697364

Trump
Leo
Jennifer Lawrence
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Unfunny tryhard. I wonder if he will try to shoehorn his cringeworthy athiest agenda into this thing like he has everything else.

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>If Lucas had directed nothing but “Attack of the Clones” and “Revenge of the Sith,” he’d still have a place in my personal pantheon.

What did he mean by this?
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>>64697328

that he enjoys high tier cíñémá like attack of the clones and revenge of the sith. Whats not to get?
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>>64697328
Some people let cats shit in their houses. Same difference.
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>>64697328
he meant "oooh look at me being edgy and different!"

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