MOMS
>>71717389
holy fuck he looks retarded
like a mix of bruce campbell and quentin toronto
Glad McFarlane dodged this property
Due to your sideways image, I now have a crick in my neck. Thanks
>watching movie with mom
>she comments on an actor's pants bulge
>>71717315
>things that never happend
>>71717391
i'm not even OP and that's happened to me so its hardly unlikely
>>71717315
BART
ITT: Movies atheists will never understand
>>71717201
Holy shit Hercules is still alive?
As a Doctor, I can confirm that having imaginary friends well into adulthood is unhealthy and a symptom of the disorder know as autism.
God complex simply because he survived an accident that he could have avoided by not being retarded.
>>71717204
His problem was that he could see the future but not change it.
He lost touch with humanity because everything became so predictable to him yet he felt helpless to change anything.
>>71717153
He couldn't find anyone worthy of taking his seed
What's next after Game of Thrones?
ultimate surrender
a big black cock
>>71717144
BLACKED
NAME A BODY PART PEOPLE SUCK ON
PENIS!!! tee-hee XDD
SWEATY, UNWASHED, UNCUT DICKS!
MISS COLUMBIA
>watch a movie about spiders
>get paranoid as fuck
Arachnophobia? or Eight Legged Freaks?
>>71716870
Documentaries about them are worse because you know it is all true.
>watch movie about insects
>constantly inspecting my body and bedroom to make sure they're bug-free
PLO KOON?!
>>71716867
Go boom
>>71716867
Legendary duelist/force user, one of if not the best in the galaxy as expanded upon by numerous books considered canon. Fucking dies in a plane crash.
ootini
This is my favorite film ever. What are some trippy ass films that are your favorite?
Oh, and if you think btbr is all style and no substance, or that the ending was bad, you should watch this, im not trying to shill, it will explain it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztaZo-qsrTE
>>71716798
It was an hour too long
>>71716798
The trailer was great, but the movie.. cucked by /tv/ again!
I was really engaged until the flashback sequence. After that I entered Under the Skin-mode where I just wanted the fuck out because they'd shown me they could be disturbing and I didn't want it to happen again.
Really well made film though, I'm very interested to see what the director does next.
What the fuck was his problem?
He wasan Abomination.
He just wanted friends.
>>71716740
Super Friends
What are your thoughts on that dude from the Flop Houseand the Daily Showbeing the head writer for the new mst3k?
MST3K died when Trace left.
I thought you said Full House.
I was ready for MSTkino written by Bob Saget.
>>71718715
I thought it was at least serviceable till the end.
This reboot is going to fucking suck though and I'm glad Mike, Bill and Kevin have nothing to do with it.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAP
Probably wondering how I got here
>>71716521
You see this shot here respresents how the powers of establish...
Movie was fucking shite.
>>71716521
First time I've laughed at fartposting
Did everyone see Finding Dory yet?
>>71716422
No. I can't go to a movie theatre where there will be kids, and I won't watch a low quality screener, so I will wait.
>>71716472
you cant go to a theatre where there will be kids?
>>71716494
No.
Can Chris Evans do no wrong?
>Was excellent as Johnny Storm
>Was hilarious in Not Another Teen Movie
>is literally perfect for the role of Captain America
>his interviews are literally hysterically funny and he has metric tons of charisma
Not to mention he shags tit cows on the regs
Lucy Pinder and Hayley Atwell honourable mentions
I want to watch a buddy film where him and Jeremy Renner travel around America degrading sluts and havin a laff
ITT:hilrarious horror film poster
you start
Fuck the poster, let's talk about Jacob's Ladder.
So...what the fuck? If the whole movie is just a dying hallucination, why did he have to hallucinate the "truth" so that he could finally move on to heaven?
>>71716168
>when ya niggas turn the lights off an u stoned af
