What's the verdict
>>64991702
Torrent yet?
>>64991702
>It's supposed to be shit!
>another RLM shill thread
do they pay you in tendies OP?
/LBG/
Most relaxing and peaceful sunday edition.
With the old guard gone, who are the new kings and queens of /Letterboxd/?
>>64991448
patrician
You are in charge of a Dark Souls movie. You have to choose the direction of the movie. What genre/style do you choose?
Video game adaptations cannot be movies, they are all flicks
>>64990814
Directed by Tarsem Singh, the protagonist isn't a combatant but rather some kind of demigod bard who is looking for stories and as he travels the land and meets people and talks with them he discovers more about what happened there and how the land got so fucked, like say he'd find the skeleton of Sif and the movie would flashback to when Sif and Artorias were best buds.
In the style of A Knight's Tale.
How could this have happened?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQBGmBOhQEE
that's how
>>64990585
Depp is poison.
Your mom was milking BBC's to get people to see it
why is he so based?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaOSCASqLsE
Why is playing Napoleon Dynamite?
>Oh no he's choking on food
good jej
>>64990460
man that was better than the whole kanjiclub sequence.
The title says it all
>>64988981
Gonna share some i made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDtIZZiySgA
I love it everytime you post it
Absolutely BTFO.
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Did any of you guys understand this movie? Could you please explain it to me?
BANKS BAAAAAD
OBAMA GOOOOD
>>64987664
what's there to explain?
>>64987719
you know that dubs guy invested in a bunch of mortgage stocks? Well, why did things go slightly south for him to begin with but then afterwards things went well for him.
> I would say the same thing, just to be polite. Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
>>64986002
Is he te biggest pathological lier ever?
>According to Mr. Seagal, he’s a former Navy SEAL. It’s unclear where the Stout Sensei served, could it have been in Vietnam? Wait, no, that was when he was serving with the CIA. Anyhow, Seagal had been telling former business partner and ex-soldier Gary Goldman that he’d been a Frogman. Goldman was suspicious. Then one day, when pal Randy Widner invited both out to dive for treasure, Goldman’s suspicions only grew more.
As he relayed: “Randy was driving [a Zodiac raft] in circles while Steven and I carried the gear out to him. The surf was unbelievable, really tough… He started screaming and panicking and was sure he was going to die and all that crap. Wildner had to pull Seagal by his hair; I pushed his ass onto the boat with my shoulder.” That night Goldman realised that Seagal could not read a compass nor a map. He then concludd that Seagal “would surely die of starvation if he was given a compass and a map that led to a restaurant five miles away.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb676H0q5eg
Winners and nominees so far
Best Picture
>1. Trainwreck
>2. Sicario
>3. Cool Cat Saves The Kids
>4. The Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials
>5. Fantastic Four
>6. The Revenant
>7. Ted 2
>8. The Hateful Eight
Cool Cat won
Best Director
>1. Alex Winter- Smosh: The Movie
>2. Eli Roth- Knock Knock
>3. Brad Bird- Tomorrowland
>4. Guillermo Del Toro- Crimson Peak
>5. Derek Savage- Cool Cat Saves the Kids
Savage won
Best Actor
>1. Johnny Depp- Mortdecai
>2. Robin Williams- Boulevard
>3. Seth MacFarlane- Ted 2
>4. Tom Hardy- Mad Max Fury Road
>5. Keanu Reeves- Knock Knock
Best Actress
>Daisy Ridley- Star Wars: The Force Awakens
>Kristen Stewart- American Ultra
>Vivica A Fox- Cool Cat Saves The Kids
>Rooney Mara- Carol
>Dakota Johnson - 50 Shades of Gray
Ridley won
Best Supporting Actor
>1. Connor Dean- Cool Cat Saves The Kids
>2. Keegan Michael Key- Tomorrowland
>3. Stone Cold Steve Austin- Smosh: The Movie
>4. Aiden Gillen- The Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials
>5. Ryan Gosling- The Big Short
Gillen won
Best Supporting Actress
>1. Ashley Benson- Pixels
>2. Marisa Tomei- Trainwreck
>3. Yolandi Vi$$er- Chappie
>4. Natalie Portman- Knight Of Cups
>5. Carrie Fisher- Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Yolandi won
Best Original Screenplay
>1. Max Landis- American Ultra
>2. Quentin Tarantino- The Hateful Eight
>3. M. Night Shyamalan- The Visit
>4. George Lucas- Strange Magic
>5. Tim Herlihy and Adam Sandler - The Ridiculous Six
Landis won
Vote for adapted screenplay here. http://strawpoll.me/6563002
Now rolling for cinematography.
>>64985099
Knight of Memes
>>64985099
COOL CAT FOR BEST CINEMATOGARPHYU
blackhat
Winners and nominees so far
Best Picture
>1. Trainwreck
>2. Sicario
>3. Cool Cat Saves The Kids
>4. The Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials
>5. Fantastic Four
>6. The Revenant
>7. Ted 2
>8. The Hateful Eight
Cool Cat won
Best Director
>1. Alex Winter- Smosh: The Movie
>2. Eli Roth- Knock Knock
>3. Brad Bird- Tomorrowland
>4. Guillermo Del Toro- Crimson Peak
>5. Derek Savage- Cool Cat Saves the Kids
Savage won
Best Actor
>1. Johnny Depp- Mortdecai
>2. Robin Williams- Boulevard
>3. Seth MacFarlane- Ted 2
>4. Tom Hardy- Mad Max Fury Road
>5. Keanu Reeves- Knock Knock
Now voting for best actress
http://strawpoll.me/6562853
Now rolling for supporting actor
>>64983833
Aiden Gillen: The Skartch
>>64983833
Keanu Reeves won best actor.
Roll for supporting actor.
michael b jordan for fantastic four
Was Emma Watson bad at acting her role, even if she had the good looks for it?
>>64983694
didn't you hear what rowling said, hermione's black
>>64983694
The Harry Potter movies are shit and made her into a shit character. I can't stand Harry being a spineless derp in them either.
picture of book hermione looks exactly how emma watson did in the first movie or two
best /star trek/ spaceship go Thread#2
All of them
>Its an Ashley Judd gets her career started on Star Trek episode.
>Its a George Constanza shows up on voyager episode.
ITT: the worst movie you've ever seen in a theater
Pic related
>>64982300
Razor sharp edge
>>64982240
The fucking OST made my ears cum, but everything else was shit
Hey /tv/, it's time for the 3rd annual /tv/ Oscars. Same rules as the last two years, dubs decides a set of nominees and then a strawpoll to decide the winner is active as nominees are rolled for in the next category.
Let's look at some winners and nominees from past years.
>2015
Best Picture
>1. Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
>2. God's Not Dead
>3. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
>4. American Sniper
>5. Fury
>6. Left Behind
>7. Whiplash
>8. The Fault In Our Stars
Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas won
Best Director
>1. James Gunn for Guardians Of The Galaxy
>2. Kunihiko Yuyama for Pokémon the Movie: Diancie and the Cocoon of Destruction
>3. Christopher Nolan for Interstellar
>4. Ryan Gosling for Lost River
>5. Peter Jackson for The Hobbit: The Battle Of Five Armies
BRAVO NOLAN won
Best Actor
>1. Shane Carruth in Everything & Everything & Everything
>2. Liam Neeson in Non Stop
>3. Christian Bale in Exodus
>4. Marlon Wayans in A Haunted House 2
>5. Jake Gyllenhaal in Nightcrawler
Jake Gyllenhaal won
Best Actress
>1. Melissa McCarthy in Tammy
>2. Rosamund Pike in Gone Girl
>3. Eva Green's titties in 300: Rise Of An Empire
>4. Aubrey Plaza in Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever
>5. Isis Love in Big Tit Cream Pie 30
Eva Green won
Best Supporting Actor
>1. Batista in Guardians Of The Galacy
>2. Josh Brolin in Inherent Vice
>3. Tyler Perry in Gone Girl
>4. Aiden Gillen in Calvary
>5. JK Simmons in Whiplash
Aiden Gillen won
Best Supporting Actress
>1. Jillian Bell in 22 Jump Street
>2. Korie Robertson in God's Not Dead
>3. Oprah Winfrey in Selma
>4. Allison Brie in The Lego Movie
>5. Tina Fey in Muppets Most Wanted
Allison Brie won
2014 in next post.
>2014
Best Picture
>1. Only God Forgives
>2. A Talking Cat!?!
>3. Oz the Great and Powerful
>4. World War Z
>5. Inside Llewyn Davis
>6. Iron Man XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
>7. The Wolf Of Wall Street
>8. The World's End
>9. After Earth
A Talking Cat!?! won
Best Director
>1. Shane Carruth: Upstream Color
>2. Tommy Wirkola: Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters
>3. David DeCoteau: A Talking Pony!?!
>4. Joel and Ethan Coen: Inside Llewyn Davis
>5. Tyler Perry: A Madea Christmas/Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor/Madea Gets a Job
DeCoteau and the Coens tied.
Best Actress
>1. Chloe Moretz: Carrie/Kick Ass 2
>2. Kristine DeBelle: A Talking Cat!?!
>3. Anna Kendrick: Drinking Buddies
>4. Amy Seimetz: Upstream Color
>5. Lindsay Lohan: The Canyons
Amy Seimetz won.
Best Actor
>1. Leonardo DiCaprio: The Wolf Of Wall Street
>2. Joaquin Pheonix: Her
>3. Adam Sandler: Grown Ups 2
>4. Jaden Smith: After Earth
>5. Hideaki Anno: The Wind Rises
Joaquin Phoenix won
Best Supporting Actor
>1. Eric Roberts: A Talking Cat!?!
>2. The Rock: Pain And Gain
>3. John Goodman: Inside Lleywn Davis
>4. Paul Dano: Prisoners
>5. Nick Swardson: A Haunted House/Grown Ups 2
Paul Dano won
Best supporting Actress
>Supporting Actress
>1. Jared Leto: Dallas Buyers Club
>2. Janis Peebles: A Talking Cat!?!
>3. Lindsay Lohan: InAPPropriate Comedy & Scary Movie 5
>4. Selena Gomez: The Getaway
>5. Amy Adams: Man Of Steel
Janis Peebles won
So what are you waiting for? Get rolling!
Best Picture needs 8 nominees and dubs decides.
Aww shit I remember these threads. I'm hype.
Roll for Cool Cat Saves The Kids
Kingsman: the Secret Service
