>Mr Johnson, I have to tell you, the business woman to my left is a deceitful witch who is trying to string you along with a smile. I'm telling it to you straight, your business is dogshit and your product makes me puke, I honestly hope you fail. I'm out.
>>65052844
>not starting the thread with the rhinoceros blood story
>>65052844
MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>65053054
Have you ever drank a glass of black rhinoceros blood? Of course not, I was just being colloquial to start this story with an anecdote. The first time I had a glass I was in South Africa, taking a celebratory drink in Johannesburg after completing a successful hunt. You see, in South Africa they don't hunt lion, or elephant. We hunted a more dangerous game: the kaffir, or black man. I finally had a 7 year old boy cornered in an Oingo Bongo merchandise warehouse when the thoughts passed through my mind: Should I pull the trigger? Can I ever come back to who I was before this moment? I pulled the trigger, made my first 100 million dollars. Mr. Johnson, this is something you need to ask yourself: can I pull the trigger on this deal and make the right choice? 10% funding for 85% ownership and prima nocte rights to your daughters.
You think Jackson ever took Tarantino aside and was like, "Quentin, you're never more white than when you trying to act black."
They must've had that conversation at least once, right?
I think Jackson is more of a prankster.
>Hell yea Q, keep on keepin on, the hood loves ya baby.
>>65052343
>hurt quentins feelings
>never get a role in his movies again
Nah, nigga knows to keep his mouth shut
>>65052531
I want to agree with this. I like the idea of Sam just standing back and snickering at the train wreck.
>smug, arrogant asshole
>relentlessly bullies his coworker for years, even after he saved him from being beaten up
>lazy, barely does his job and actively distracts everyone around him
>never gets his comeuppance
It's what happens when you're tall and good lookin
>>65052281
He falls in love with the bitchyest most self entitled cunt in the world. This man is the definition on a beta cuck! He should kill himself or kill her so he is not completely bitch whipped! I hate this faggot! He got what he deserved all just fine.
>>65052281
Because he's attractive to a lot of women. Don't you dare complain, ugly dudes complaining are all sociopath rapists
ITT: Pictures of actors when they were young
What's your favorite Plinkett quote?
>"It reminds me of a certain four-letter word I'm always forced to go back to with these movies...FUCK"
>>65051752
We've already collectively decided it was the monster mash from III.
>[Samuel L. Jackson flies out the window] I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL!
Browns and beige
She's gonna move beyond commercials soon right guys?
>>65051674
hopefully she'll move onto this dick.
She needs to make the jump to cock. Stat.
>>65051674
who is this fluid druid?
GO WEB
GO DUBS
>>65051346
nah
FLY
>Film director Spike Lee and actress Jada Pinkett Smith have said they will not attend next month's Oscars ceremony because of the mostly white nominees
>This is the second year in a row there have been boycott calls, sparked by a list of nominees that is mostly white
>"Forty white actors in two years and no flava at all," said Lee. "We can't act?!"
Anyone else sick of this racism? Why are these racists allowed to insult other ethnicities in public and get away with it?
>>65051128
gibs me dat
>GIB NOMINATIONS!
Just make a category for black actors so they shut the fuck up. Modern blacks are all about segregation anyways, just call theirs the "Super and much better Oscars that whites don't deserve" and they'll eat it up cause they're dumb as shit.
Literally who
How exactly would you describe this quality of CGI?
Hidden in the dark
orcs are niggers
The Oncoming Storm edition
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It's hard to believe that this is the same show now that we have Based Capaldi. Just looking back at series 1 its kinda hard to believe it is the same show.
Are people still upset that the Doctor killed a baddie in the last finale?
>>65049751
that's a very nuwho-centric view
if you look at it from a broader perspective you see that the essentials of the show have remained unchanged forever, it's only the trimmings that change
This is the future you chose
>The reddit side of /tv/ will defend this
>Capeshit was a mistake
I will watch it twice and enjoy it
for you
What is the Kanye West - No More Parties in LA (feat Kendrick Lamar) of film?
>>65046858
Something shitty that is overhyped by faggots. So The Force Awakens
>>65046905
>hating on Based Yeezy
>hating on TFA
'cool'
Sicario
This down syndrome looking fuck is what passes for great television drama nowadays.
Thanks Marvel and Netflix!
yeah that costume is terrible I dont know what went wrong there
>>65046490
he looks like a fucking pig
>>65046490
It's fine. Pretty good actually. Just like Battfleck it looks a little silly in stark light, but the show will light it well.
ITT: we count other people's money.
>>65046344
just like us
post drake bell
>>65046344
>60 million
JUST. I know hedge fund guys who wipe their ass with this kind of money, but nobody outside the business has ever heard there name. Are there any actors/actresses with real fortunes?
>talking about tv shows with coworker
>he brings up South Park
>trying to be polite, I just say, "I don't really watch that show"
>"DUDE you gotta check it out! It's GENIUS! I know it seems kind of juvenile on the surface, but they've honestly made an art form out of the low brow. It's deeper than it first appears, too. Their social commentary is spot on. There was this one episode..."
>mfw this guy is over 16
>coworker
Tell him to watch the scrotie mcboogerballs episode where they make fun of fags like him.
>>65046205
Sounds nicer and more social than you tbvh
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