>I'll give you the 500,000 for 1% of the business, on the condition that you will be my friend and hang out with me a few times a week.
in all seriousness though he'd be bretty fun to hang out with, probably likes rollercoasters
>>64997593
>Thanks, but I really want to see what Mark is offering first.
>>I'll give you $500,000 for 100% of your business and you can tell people you had the privilege of being in the same room with me once.
>Sorry Robert, I think I'm going to go with Mark.
Kevin's Islander Story/Black Rhinoceros Blood Story when
Since The Witch is coming out next month, what are some genuinely scary movies that don't rely on jump scares?
>>64997550
The Cremator
gone girl
>>64997550
It Follows did a great job of invoking a sense of inescapable dread. Anyone that doesn't like it has shit taste in horror.
>Search for actors from your country on Google
>Post first results
>r8
>first result is Vincent Cassel
JUST
Goslings canadian? wtf
Anyone here in the business have insider secrets or dirt about the industry? I just recently came across one.
I just started working as a front desk agent for a prestige hotel on the east coast, many of our guests are A-list actors and musicians. Most recently Tom Cruise. I was forced to sign a disclosure agreement upon employment. But whatever fuck it.
Tom Cruise "orders" around 5 to 15 underage Philipino/Thai/Mexican boys to delivered his room every night. It's super hush-hush and are usually delivered through the back entrance.
The creepiest part is I never see the boys leave, just delivered.
>>64996672
Are you implying he's like a Black Widow that eats his partners after they fuck?
>>64996672
>Tom Cruise is a top
I don't believe in you.
>>64996672
>delivered through the back entrance.
So I'm 10 minutes into Spectre and Bond has caused two buildings to (partially) collapse probably killing dozens of civillians and now he knocked down the pilot of the helicopter that's flying just over a crowd of hundreds. What the fuck is this sociopathic shit?
inb4 plebs bitch and moan about me putting a bondshit movie on pause to write this
I thought the same thing. You're better off turning it off now because the rest of the flick is just as stupid.
They're not white people so it doesn't matter to him.
>>64996198
Sam Mendes had no idea what he was doing in this one. He just threw a bunch of shit to the wall hoping something would stick like Skyfall. Didn't really pan out. Even my dad who is a huge Craig/Bond fan had very little to say about it.
Is she right?
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jan/17/revenant-leonardo-dicaprio-violent-meaningless-glorification-pain
Is The Guardian the most mentally ill news outlet out there? Even Huffington Post can't compare.
>>64995082
ITT: films women will never understand
>>64995105
pretty much
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Holy shit these threads are a new level of autism
You guys are almost as bad as Undertale/MLP fans
>>64994667
>it's another teeth edition
kill me
Guys
Guys I'm fucking shaking
Guys turn on BBC1
Oh my god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaOSCASqLsE
Thoughts?
Surprisingly good
>>64994087
Lightly keked
>>64994087
It was funny, not somtheing you can say about snl
Can we have a funny female comedian thread?
I'll start with one of my favorite jokes of Amy Schumer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKlKvH3eYus
>dat shitty hair
>dat cheap make-up
>dat atrocious dress
Holy shit, doesn't she have a stylist or something?
Does the audience laugh at this because they think if they get caught on camera not laughing they'll get chastised by the media for not doing so?
JUST
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/norm_of_the_north/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bN0T3Gny1s
this had a positive review yesterday
why did it get removed?
>>64994699
It was reclassified as negative.
>>64995182
>Not even the positive reviews are positive
This fucking film
>/biz/
/cgl/
>>64993147
/lgbt/
Just finished watching The Motion Picture and god damn it was fantastic. Whoever said it was boring is a fuckin pleb.
I'll dump some pics and share what I thought about it.
First of all, it goes without saying that the models were gold star quality. I was blown away detailed and unique looking all the models were in the film.
The 2001 influence is obvious and I think it really helped this film. This is the most visually interesting Star Trek related media I've ever seen.
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/01/17/jada-pinkett-smith-upset-at-lack-oscar-nominations-for-people-color/
Name one black performance this year that should have been nominated. Is she even thinking about that?
> WE WUZ ACTORS N SHIT
> WE DESERVE DEM AWARDS WHITE BOIZ
GIBSMEDAT
>"HE MUST STAND TRIAL!"
Oh, you mean like Dooku?
You fucking asshat.
>>64992602
>Oh, you mean like Dooku?
Dooku was too dangerous to be kept alive.
>>64992620
hi sheev
>>64992602
>executes Dooku without trial
>realizes it was wrong
>later stops Mace from doing the same to sheev
pottery
>it's a scene where a woman holds her own against a man in a physical confrontation
kek when will this hilarious meme end?
>untrained out of shape faggot gets beat up
WOW THAT COULD NEVER HAPPEN
>>64992603
>untrained
Sure, but he could hold his own in a fight in the prison
>out of shape
No.
The meme won't end for another generation or 3, so we're looking at a good 20-60 years of "muh stronk womyn vs man". 20 is probably way optimistic. We haven't even peaked yet, so it'll take a while.
>>64992571
>it's an Angelina Jolie beats up 6 Navy Seals movie
![ant-man_1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/6onoNHk.png "ant-man 1[1]")
