Why wouldn't this have worked?
>>65129805
On foot, probably would have added many years to their trip.
>inb4 eagles etc
>>65129805
Too long.
Gondor and Rohan would've been overrun.
>>65129854
>>inb4 eagles etc
Yes eagles, why didn't they just tell an eagle to throw the ring into mount doom?
What's the most fucked up thing you remember from this show?
And I don't just mean allusions and vague references to smoking weed, vandalism or even cooking meth, I mean what's the worst thing that actually happens on the show?
I was surprised at that episode where dewey smoked like 3 packs a day
>>65129514
or the one where he is left alone, watches American History X, and it becomes very suspenseful when Stevie is around
Seriously when their neighbours house is destroyed and he has to live with them and he's a fucking nightmare
what is jared leto thinking doing this shit?
wow is this real?
whata fucking madman hahaha
Isn't joker only in the movie for a very brief period? Why is talked about more than anyone in the movie?
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>Deadshot - Expert marksman and assassin
>Boomerang - Expert assassin with thrown objects, particularly boomerangs
>El Diablo - Ability to summon flames, set shit on fire
>Killer Croc - Superhuman strength and armored skin
>Enchantress - Powerful witch. Magic powers and shit
>Katana - Expert martial artist and swordsman
>Slipknot - Master of using ropes and trained assassin
>Dr. Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn - !?!
Help me out here. Does she at least have a softball background or something?
Psychoanalyst and ties to primary target are all I have
>>65128775
She's did gymnastics in high school, so she's able to fight on par with the likes of Batman and Lady Shiva.
She's got voices telling her to kill
![36226-Nagyfater-elszabadul-Dirty-Grandpa-Aubrey-Plaza[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q4bwXry.jpg "36226-Nagyfater-elszabadul-Dirty-Grandpa-Aubrey-Plaza[1]")
>You're just a dirty dirty grandpa
Bet it took all day to write that line.
>>65128484
she needs bigger boobs
>>65128509
For you
>>65128509
As big as your moobs? Fatty?
Who would play him in the eventual real-life American film?
>>65128102
Me, because I'm 26 and bald
Vin Disel or The Rock
New episode in 2.5 hours (10 est). Dee Made a Smut Film.
The jabroni who made the last thread wasn't more smarter to put sunny in the title, so let's make it this thread.
Expectations for the first "original" episode of the season?
>>65127725
>Dee Made a Smut Film
Shouldn't this be the skiing episode, you bitch?
>>65127881Sorry, you're right
>>65127978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-DHtKg-whk
I'm hoping for some quality Dennis and Dee high-class stuff on the skiing trip.
I won't be sucking on the BBC
>>65127504
I'm in.
What is this? American Dragons Den?
Can't you fat cunts think of anything original?
>George Clooney
>Disney
>Brad Bird
>Huge budget
>Flop
What happened?
people are afraid of ayn rand and the power of her ideals
Clooney is yesteryear's meme actor and only reddit gives a shit about Brad Bird. His last movie was a big hit but that was only because of the brand power of mission impossible.
>Brad Bird was sought out as the first choice for the director's job of Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015). Bird respectfully declined the offer in order to do this film.
Snips... Skyguy...
No....
Stahp...
>>65127016
please tell me this didn't happen
>>65127164
It is part of the Disney EU which is not legitimate canon so it didn't happen... from a certain point of view.
>>65127164
It's gonna
88 years and a handful of black people have won an Oscar . Let's discuss this racism /tv/.
Maybe they're just not good enough. You don't see me getting pissed off because no white has won the 100 meter sprint in the last 88 years
>>65126974
>88 years
because a lot of changes and acceptance didn't happen during those years
What the fuck do these people expect? Will they only be happy is black people win? Maybe they need their own awards show
http://www.cosmicbooknews.com/content/star-wars-force-awakens-falling-faster-expected-china
http://www.digitalspy.com/movies/star-wars/news/a779982/whats-going-wrong-for-star-wars-the-force-awakens-in-china/
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/china-box-office-star-wars-857042
http://screenrant.com/star-wars-7-chinese-box-office-boonie-bears/
>China Film Insider even reports younger audiences found Star Wars: The Force Awakens boring, and the movie has failed to be a hit with the younger generation.
>"Perhaps what should be most disconcerting to Disney are reports that younger moviegoers in third- and fourth-tier cities, the demographic fueling China’s booming box office and the target of Disney’s marketing bonanza—the foundation for its future success in the country—were confused by the plot and even heard snoring during screenings," the site reports.
>Chinese social networks are also responding negatively to Star Wars: The Force Awakens:
>“If a science fiction film lacks imagination then what makes it different from a soap opera? The story was completely in service to fans of the original trilogy and it only relied on razzle-dazzle effects. The most laughable element is that all the 'Force' in the galaxy seems belong to one family. Creating nostalgia while introducing a new conceptual story doesn’t have to conflict.”
BTFO
Chink audiences > American audiences
As someone who had never seen a star wars movie and then watched them all before watching this newest one I think I can agree with them.
The movie to me seemed TOO cliche and I normally dont care about cliches. Everything was generic and unoriginal Or at least I thought. The only reason that I actually really enjoyed the movie is because I made a sincere attempt at viewing the movie through the eyes of a fan. Meaning I looked at the older movies and put the generic cliches aside and thought "ok maybe this wasnt generic when this came out and all the newer movies just copied it making it generic". I dont know if thats true, but it worked. Then when I watched the newest one I had to look at it through the eyes of a lifelong fan again. When people made their appearance I had to think about how excited someone else would be to see the original actors and then that gave me a small sensation of excitement.
However the newest one was still extremely generic to me and I dont think the story is good. Seemed like a childs story, as did the older ones, and I marked the newest one to just that, sticking true to its older movies.
good movie, I probably wouldnt watch it again soon, and could go the rest of my life not seeing again, but I'm glad I saw it.
>>65126568
>If a science fiction film lacks imagination then what makes it different from a soap opera?
http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/george-lucas-explains-his-break-up-with-star-wars-says-franchise-is-a-soap-opera-and-not-about-spaceships-20151120
Forget about J.J. Abrams, George Lucas got BTFO.
Dude, Chinese people don't even like the original trilogy.
>immediately sold out, exceeding Mike's expectations, so much they need to order more copies
>entire movie has been fully funded, 100% pure profit
>near perfect review score
>pirates still can't get their hands on it
>anti-RLM haters are nowhere to be seen
Where were you when Mike BTFO /tv/? Will you stop shitposting now? Will you order your own copy?
I'm gonna write a 90 page PDF reviewing this
It's all shilling, it's a complicated scam scheme started when they forged an alliance with Landis in order to exploit the internet according to Hollywood. Wake up.
>posting in a literal shill thread
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/stacey-dash-black-history-month-bet-elimination-1201684232/
https://twitter.com/search?f=news&vertical=news&q=%22stacey%20dash%22&src=tren
Where were you /tv/ when Stacey Dash BTFO BET and Black History Month
One black women destruction continues desecrates those simple minded fools it's amazing,amazing I tell you.
She's right but no one will care and blacks will still bitch and moan as long as the SJW and PC crowd continue to eat their shit.
Why did she attended the 2011 NAACP Theater Awards?
Why has she done interviews/photo spreads with Black magazines?
Dash guest-starred on episodes of BET show The Game.
Remember that time Stacey Dash adorned the cover of a Black health magazine, Heart & Soul?
Didn't another famous actor say the same thing once.
Also, I know of Black History Month, but what's BET?
Why was this film shit on at release, but praised as a great film decades later?
What changed?
>>65124103
People's opinions. You said it yourself.
>>65124103
People were pussies and wanted happy alien films like ET, same for blade runner
Wasn't ET in theaters around the time of it's release?
Maybe people weren't too fond of this type of alien at the time.
