Just got back...
>Comfy Characters and Buddy duo
>Fairly Deep lore
>Patrician Gods ruling over plebby mortals
Pretty fucking worth it desu
>>66459958
I heard Thoth sucked
>just got back
>at 5:30 am
shoo shoo shill.
>>66459977
>What are other countries
Thoth was super-autistic tho. He should have been the God of broken eye contact and pulled up socks.
I'm dead LMAO
>>66458480
that hothead should have stayed at home with his wife
literally had no reason to leave
what a fucking idiot
>>66458480
That's what you get trying to FUCK with Masketta!
>>66458480
This character shows up in the third film with no back story or anything. His arc and storyline would have so much more impact if he was someone we saw from the first film.
I'll start
>>66458397
>giving up something because of religion
I think you meant under 15
The words are stylised so that it is like a giant boner.
Pure pottery.
in retrospect that skinny fuck would get zero pussy these days
nowadays all those types of toned legged unsigned supermodels are interesting in rap music and serious money, this guy in the movie worked in whar, some advertising print agency? lol
Should Disney make this into a movie?
It sure has heaps of great information about the old Jedi Council, the earlier Sith. Even beginning the story with Saul and Carth still working together.
For those who dont know: Carth and Saul worked for the Republic against the Sith until one day Saul betrayed Carth and joined the sith.
Meanwhile Jedi Bastilla and other Jedi were on a mission to take down Darth Revan. Sithlord Malak (be amazing to see him on screen) the main Sithlord throughout the game whilst your playable character wakes up during an attack on your Republic spaceship, bumping into Carth you join together and escape.
Landing on planet Taris you have to search for Bastilla.
Throughout the game you have to find hidden map pieces which will lead you to Malak's location (sound like Episode 7? Lol).
This game has an awesome storyline and characters to see visualized on screen. It would fail as a 2 hour film though. You would need it to be 3 hours with a lot of talking about backstories of the force, each character's backstory to better understand them as this is how the game plays out.
That's if fans would like a lot of chatter BUT meaningful to do with early Star Wars politics. The game has massive amounts of different groups of people so it be hard to include everyone.
>>66458289
I'd watch it
>>66458289
I'm not reading your fucking terribly structured wall of text. Yes I'd watch a movie adaption of that video game though.
>>66458289
No it wont happen.
What they will do (eventually given their plans to milk star wars for decades) is do a movie in that era. It wont be KOTOR, it wont use the games story or anything. It'll be Disneys new-KOTOR.
What do you expect from Doctor Strange, /tv/?
>>66458227
Science.
>>66458227
I expect it to be very popular and make a lot of money. I expect /tv/ to be very butt-hurt.
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I just watched X-Men: The Last Stand. It was meh. Should I bother watching X-Men Origins: Wolverine or can I skip over it? Do all of them kind of suck?
Also they made a second Wolverine movie?
X2, Days of Future Past and Deadpool are the great ones
X1, First Class and The Wolverine are okay
X3 and Origins suck shit
>>66458163
This, but I'd bump X1 up a tier.
Also, X3 is bad, but Origins is far, far worse.
>>66458163
>Days Of Future Past
>great
Nope, sadly it was mediocre.
Music video thread? Music video thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auzfTPp4moA
I just remembered that Project X exists and that I was shitfaced watching it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niqrrmev4mA
kino
We're so happy to see you.......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV7VNhzFLOQ
If I wanna marathon Rocky, do I need to watch all the series including I - V, Balboa, and Creed?
>>66457454
You dont need to do anything
I recommend skipping 5
>>66457454
If you want the "great films"
>Rocky
>Balboa
>Creed
If you want the great films plus good cheese
>Rocky
>Rocky II
>Rocky IV
>Balboa
>Creed
Otherwise watch them all
>>66457454
I havent seen Balboa or Creed. I'm afraid too.
>go to cinema
>movie starts playing
>movie ends
>go home
>go to bed
Every post deserves one reply
>>66457367
Did you go with a friend or yourself OP? I wish I had the courage to go alone but it feels weird being there in cinema.
>>66457367
Keep going to see force awakens so it keeps getting a bigger box office!
ITT: We pitch movies that Mike would give positive reviews to
Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Any generic sci-fi garbage.
>>66456791
Right?
Half in the Bag needs to stop reviewing movies right after they come out.
They always say it was pretty good, and then slowly try to retract it later when they realize that no it wasn't.
What do you guys think? Could it work?
http://en.mediamass.net/people/adam-driver/james-bond.html
>NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Let's simultaneously cast everyone as the new Bond for fucks' sakes. Every person on Earth will read every line at the same time and they all will be on screen at the same time and they'll all fuck the girl and they'll all shoot the guy and they'll all win the academy award for being James fucking Bond goddammit I'm so fucking sick of this bullshit. Fuck you.
I dont even care at this point. Let him play bond, let him play the pope in the inevitable biopic, let him play nigger jesus, let him play every character who has ever been made.
Where were you when you realized that Chappie is this generation's Blade Runner? It's an uneven film but it makes the future real and has it's own world.
>>66456228
you're shitposting but I think it's a worthwhile movie to see. It has big flaws and is far from a Blade Runner but in the parts it shines, it really does. I think critics just got put off by South African gangsters. If you had set the movie in LA with all the gangsters as black, RT score would've easily gone up 15%.
What happened is people are conflating their dislike of Blomkamp's politics with his filmmaking. He's a good director, but children can't appreciate films that don't give them hollow pleasantries.
>>66457055
Are you suggesting a movie with Die Antwoord starring in it is in any way patrician?
What's this hairstyle called?
the costanza
Bald.
>>66455945
Bald, dipshit.
Post webms
Is this a realistic representation of the true nature of women?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1456642978432.webm
>>66455405
>Post webms
OK... OH WAIT I CAN'T
All my webms have sound sorry OP better luck next time
Best Star Wars Prequels quotes thread?
You underestimate my power
I hate sand...
Alien with toothpaste head tentacles:
>If only Senator Amidala were here.
Senator Sheev:
>mmm...
