Hand over your flesh, and a new world awaits you. We demand it.
Fucking love malevolent robots.
One thing I never understood in the matrix universe: My mother and father are kept in their own cocoons. How am I made exactly? In the real world is my mother just unbeknownst pregnant unconscious with my dads sperm or what? Is this ever explained?
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Warcraft Hype Thread
>Official 2K trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisQtgvg-3E [Embed]
>Official TV-spot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qEXq0cH3x0 [Embed]
>Leak 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3AUE7Qbrgg [Embed]
>Leak 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV3DfqqWDBs [Embed]
>Leak 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wajNd64jg4 [Embed]
Are you ready for the gameshit era /tv/?
Not feeling it.
Don't get me wrong here, i'm not shitting on the movie, i'm just feeling a complete lack of.. anything for it.
It feels like my eyes are just glazing over and i'm waiting for something, anything to catch my attention and make me want to get off my ass to see this.
I hope it does well though, because it looks good on a technical level, and i'd like to see more from them.
>>66624593
ruskie leaked trailer version looks best
>>66624593
So when are they releasing the second trailer?
>I'll go as far as making an entire unit of policemen dedicated to investigating some irrelevant guy just because he took my stained glass window spot at the church
So uhh, The Wire is such a realistic show!
I'm watching the 1st season of The Wire and I just got done watching the episode where DeAngelo teaches the younger kids chess. I was blown away! I had to watch it a couple times to really pick up on it, but did you guys realize that when he was teaching them about the chess pieces, he was really referring to THEM being the pawns! What an amazing metaphor!
It was so deep and meaningful, I am amazed by the deep symbolism of this.
Do the later seasons continue on with masterful symbolism like this? This was truly the pinnacle of storytelling that I have ever seen on a television show, and I think I can confidently say The Wire is the best show ever made without even having seen the entire series.
Also the acting is amazing. Idris Elba and Dominic West do a great job with their Baltimore accents.
I'm watching the 1st season of The Wire and I just got done watching the episode where DeAngelo teaches the younger kids chess. I was blown away! I had to watch it a couple times to really pick up on it, but did you guys realize that when he was teaching them about the chess pieces, he was really referring to THEM being the pawns! What an amazing metaphor!
It was so deep and meaningful, I am amazed by the deep symbolism of this.
Do the later seasons continue on with masterful symbolism like this? This was truly the pinnacle of storytelling that I have ever seen on a television show, and I think I can confidently say The Wire is the best show ever made without even having seen the entire series.
Also the acting is amazing. Idris Elba and Dominic West do a great job with their Baltimore accents.
>being this retarded
It was because they were old polaks fucking with eachother and valchek clearly new sobotka was in dirty shit considering the bodies turned up in the shipping container at the docks
Ok, explain it to me. How did this bitch get picked to play Hermione other than because she's black?
Netflix got S17 of Midsommer Murders and I just saw her in one episode. She is not only ugly as all sin, but she's a terrible actress and you can barely understand anything she's saying through her giant ass teeth.
Also I noticed that ever since the brits threw a fit about Midsommer Murders not having black people there's at least one black person in every episode now.
What the hell is wrong with you brit bongs?
Have you ever seen a "professional play", /v/?
JAFFA KREE!
ZAP MUTHAFUCKA
How did I miss this probably one of the best movies I have seen. Thoughts on the count of monte christo? The prision part was amazing. Rip priest.
>>66623786
like you said it's a hidden gem
it's a classic tale that keeps the spirit of the stories men from hundreds of years ago would find romantic and exciting
good action, acting, and the pacing is great
idk I'm glad someone else loves it, too
>>66623872
What i loved was the revenge. Its the best revenge movie ever. The suffering he went through on the prision for 13 years was insane.
>>66623786
Fucking excellent film. How did you like that forearm parry there near the end? I felt that.
What a fucking awful movie
That charlie kid makes me want to kill myself
There's no real sense behind the concept of a purge either.
Of course crime rate is down, everyone just fucking waits until it's legal to do it.
>>66623178
>>66623223
movie was poorly written, just because there are no laws doesn't mean there won't be emotional repercussions
did buddy actually think his girlfriend would stay with him if he killed her dad?
why did that one guy kill his friend over something so stupid and his other friends didnt do or say anything, you don't just kill people in your crew because you can
>>66624190
Yeah, and once you do something like this, do they think your average person gives a shit if it's illegal to get revenge? There'd be an epidemic of revenge killings perpetrated by people who had their families or loved ones harmed or taken from them.
Was this supposed to be satire or some early form of black comedy? It had so many wacky moments and weird dialogue.
I enjoyed it quite a lot, especially for the premise, but I got a bit confused since I expected an extremely slow and dead-serious film.
Anyways, what did you think about it and do you know any other films with a similar style?
I WANT TO FUCK THAT DEVIL!
>>66622756
look how long my tongue is
The internet makes it easy for me to get jaded over things like that. I can easily write it off as some edgelord stuff since it is, at its core, basically a mockery of religion in the same way a fedora would say today. But at its heart its still an enjoyably irreverent film. Bunuel was trying to push buttons at any rate, so he's never really dull.
Belle de Jour is another good one from him you might enjoy. 70's Federico Fellini movies, like Satyricon, sort of reminds me of the same tone as well.
What is the best episode of Black Mirror and why is it White Christmas?
>>66621842
1. Fifteen Million Merits
2. White Christmas
3. National Anthem
4. Be Right Back
5. White Bear
6. The Entire History of You (overrated imo tbqh)
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9001. The Waldo Moment
>>66621842
is that don draper
what is he doing in something not 1960s
>>66621909
Yes to 1... Still mad and upset
Is he, dare I say it, overrated?
He's a pedophile
confirmed by his friends too
How can people say that after watching Spirited Away and Princess Mononoke?
His other filmes are meh, but these two ones are absolute masterpieces
>>66620249
Way to answer the question
Would you sacrifice your life for a female, /tv/?
only if she touched my weiner first
>sacrificing anything for roasties
"no"
If I knew that she loved me and wouldn't remarry or fuck other guys after I died, I think I would, but for all practical intents and purposes, no.
I've really been getting into Louis Theroux lately. There's something about his soft spoken, unpretentious, unbiased approach to journalism that makes him rather appealing. I think he's one based motherfucker.
I especially enjoyed the two visits he made to the Westboro Baptist Church.
Also where can I get hold of his 2015 "My Scientology Movie"?.
Louis is very comfy viewing.
But he never uncovers any actual insights. He profiles these fringe groups and tries to inflame them, with his softly-softly style of questioning.
>>66620110
>tries to inflame them, with his softly-softly style of questioning
I don't think it's a conscious effort to elevate or inflame a situation on his behalf, he's probably not much different off camera desu.
why do people hate this movie so much? Please I would like a decent discussion.
>>66619998
It's a soulless imitation of the source material. Snyder can reproduce the image from the page, but not the emotion.
The director is a known hack
>>66619998
>why do people hate this movie
directed by Zack Snyder. same movie with any other directors name on it and it would have made top 10 lists.
Memes aside, I find it hard to believe anybody can actually enjoy this from a non pretentious, authentic place
>>66619812
its hilarious to see the plebs flounder and bash a film that they can't understand. You really shouldn't be posting in a film and television board if you can't even get the intricacies of a Malick film. fucking kill yourself pleb
>>66619995
Explain it to me then in a language I'll understand. They say a patrician is one who can explain shit to plebs
>>66619995
it's hilarious to see the faux patricians pretending to love such pretentious bullshit just to feel superior, juste like you did
>>66619812
it's just shit OP, just look at this video, doing a Maflick is really simple in fact
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YurPCYy072U
Was he autistic?
Explain why he was so goddamn insane.
>>66619424
furry
>>66619424
because he's a great great man OP
>>66619424
Better detective than Sherlock or Batman
What did he mean by this?
>>66618575
that trump is a meanie
Holy fuck, look at the other reviews. It's literally "THAT'S RACIST"!
It appeals to retards and racists. Trump voters.
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