I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
>>66667648
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAAAS
>>66667648
at sucking dick
> starting with squirtle
What does /tv/ think of musicals? What are your favorites? Which ones suck?
>>66667555
Nice get
I honestly can't stand most musicals, it just comes off as awkward and unnatural. But if it's not trying to be really grim or serious it can work, I kinda liked Chicago, almost liked Cabaret but didn't really like it that much.
>>66667555
check'd
It's hit or miss. I think it worked better with older film styles like Fiddler and West Side Story. Today movies are too fast paced and too desperate to come off realistic for musicals to work.
It's one of those genres that when done right kick ass but when done poorly suck serious balls.
Do they really expect me to believe that Gillian Jacobs would fall in love with this horribly ugly turbo-Jew?
I have legitimately never seen an uglier excuse for a leading man. I haven't watched a second of this and I'm not going to because his face repulses me.
You've never watched a Woody Allen film?
>turbo-Jew
he's catholic, friendo
>>66667249
With those saggie maggies? You'd better believe it!
Why does everything Tina Fey touch turn into a steaming pile of dogshit? Also wasted potential thread
I don't understand.
She created it. It didn't turn to shit because of her. It exists because of her. It couldn't turn to shit because of her if she was involved from the very beginning.
>>66666448
>It exists because of her.
And was shit. So... what exactly do you not get?
I tell ya, I'd like to have sex with her
you guys excited for john wick 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpr8oqyjKIc
Kinda.
>you guys are good at this science stuff but I know NY
WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? HOW IS THAT AN APPLICABLE SKILL?
You know who else knows NY? Google maps.
>>66665684
Are you retarded?
>>66665684
>You know who else knows NY? Google maps.
That is such a R*ddity comment I'm going to be sick.
yup, all you need to know NYC is a map app. Tell that to the next New Yorker you meet jk I know you don't actually go out
this shits happening whether you like it or not, why not try and see the good in it? at least theyre cute
they'll all just hint romantic interest towards each other, but nothing will ever happen so fans can always have bullshit to speculate between movies
>>66665422
I don't think they would. Christians still watch Disney movies. They don't want to lose them.
>>66665422
Finn is a nig though, once Poe tries to feel his balls he'll chimp out on him and end up going to space prison for hate crimes.
Deadpool got me thinking. What are some of the best movies of all time that constantly break the 4th wall?
>>66664725
House of Card had some moments.
inb4 Francis Butler's Night Free.
the big short
OMG LIFE IS SO TERRIBLE AND HUMANITY IS OUT FOR THEMSELVES WITH NO EXCEPTIONS! EVERYTHING IS BLEAK AND MEANINGLESS, FREEDOM IS A TERRIFYING THING TO STUPID PEOPLE, AND THE WORLD IS A COLD AND UNFORGIVING PLACE! LET ME DEMONSTRATE THIS BY HOLDING THE CAMERA ON THE DESOLATE BARREN WASTELAND AND THE PATHETIC MONGRELS WHO ARE THE CHARACTERS FOR MINUTES AND MINUTES AT A TIME AS THE AUDIENCE SHIFTS UNCOMFORTABLY UNDER THEIR GAZE! HA HA HA HA! I AM SUCH A GENIUS! THANK GOD I WASN'T PURGED BY STALIN OR ELSE I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SHARE THIS MASTERFUL VISION WITH THE WORLD! YES, YES, LOOK AT HOW SHE TORTURES THE CAT! IT IS A METAPHOR FOR THE CORRUPTION OF POWER! YES! POWER... CORRUPTION... HUMANITY SUCKS! NOW GIVE ME MORE MONEY TO FUND MY NEXT NIHILISTIC MASTERPIECE!
>>66663552
2deep4u
>>66663552
did Bela Tarr fuck ur girlfriend or smth op? Smh
damn OP you may have memed too hard.
Why is Peter Stomare so based? He beasts anything he stars in, even shitty video games and Bad Boys II. Help me harness his power.
He even did a good job in a crappy adaptation of a crappy TV show
I like that he's best friends with Stellan Skarsgard despite him being atheist. Peter is a dirty stupid christian.
>>66663461
Exactly, how can one man besides Mexican Brad Pitt make utter shit watchable/playable?
What's the longest film you've ever seen, /tv/? At lot of people criticized Cloud Atlas for being just 3 hours long.
I watched The Children of Golzow (42 hours) for a graduate level course. For pleasure I've marathroned Lord of the Rings (11 hours), and I've seen the original 1925 Les Miserables (6 hours).
A film buff friend of mine has seen Melancholia (7.5 hours) with subtitles.
Lawrence of Arabia, I guess
>>66663279
I saw Saw Fest when the Saw IV was being released. Marathoned all 4 movies in one night with only 10 minute breaks between them.
Gonna go see Lawrence of Arabia in 70mm at my local art theater this weekend.
Watched the Russian Ark in one sitting. That was very difficult to watch without cuts. Very.
>>66663339
The Saw Fest was being shown in theaters btw. started at noon, ended whenever. at least 6 hours
What are your thoughts on this mad man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpr8oqyjKIc
I don't know shit about guns, but that looks cool as fuck
>>66663240
He pulled some cool operator shit in that video.
I wonder if he's one of the few pro gun actors
>>66663301
IF YOU SEE THIS
Why does nothing in all of television history even close to the masterpiece that is Breaking Bad season 5?
Everything else just feels so subpar in comparison.
Because you have terrible taste.
I can name at least four things that are better than BrBa season five. In order of quality,
>BrBa S1
>BrBa S2
>BrBa S3
>BrBa S4
Faggot.
Objective order for anyone with good taste
S4 > S2 > S3 > S1 > S5B > S5A
>>66663173
>>66663225
BB S5P2 > BB S5P1 > BB S4 > BB S3 > BB S2 > BB S1
I know you want to seem edgy and contrarian hipster, but this is objectively true and not even up for discussion.
and wait for some autistic faggot who has seen them all to tell you what it is.
I'll start:
>It's foreign(non hollywood) iirc.
>Vast majority, if not all of it, is set in a prison cell.
>New arrival in the prison is is a schmuck who'll never make it through his sentence(I think he's wrongly convicted)
>He has a son he really wants to be reunited with
>The other inmates are: A hulking faggot, his bitch, and some older guy(i think)
>They find some journal with mysterious rituals and shit like that.
>One of these rituals is supposed to let them escape the prison
>Some shit goes wrong
>They end up dying/having to sacrifice each other to get out
>The new guy is the last survivor
>Ritual is complete
>Only to reveal that his spirit has passed into his son's toy soldier or Ken-doll(or something of the sort)
>It's MAYBE a tv show from the 90's
>satire or spoof of a sitcom?
>episode has a creature that's like Cousin IT
>Main guy is trying to make it behave
>it spits this brown slime on some woman and she freaks out
This shit has been bothering me for YEARS
>some anime anthology
>one of the stories is a racetrack where the vehicles go so fast, the track is vertical
>One of the characters narrates, describes it as "the circuit" (I think)
>telling the story about one champion racer who became so good, he was telekinetic with his vehicle, and rode to his doom
>"the circuit" shuts down afterward "I guess everyone finally saw what they came to see"
>>66663159
animatrix?
memories?
What's his name again?
>le kidnaps you if you mention his name ghost
>>66662762
>>>/b/ is this way. Stupid fucking memer. What does candlejack even have to do with /tv/? Please leave this bo
>>66662762
heh, yeah only us 4chan veterans remember candlejack. Now let's make the same joke over and over throughout the thread.
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