I couldn't even understand a word this bitch was saying.
>>67538212
Hey Jay what did yooou think of Man of murder vs Hypocrite man: bore of justice?
Nice RLM ref.
Fucking idiot
>>67538376
Who?
Why is this even a thing? Superman would destroy Batman in like one atosecond.
>>67537433
Watch the movie and find out. Batman v Superman opens worldwide March 25, 2016.
>>67537433
It went the same way every other time they have had a fightSuperman didn't want to fight him
This is literally what I kept talking about before and after the movie
The answer is, he didn't want to because he's a marry fucking sue. That's literally it
This man literally has four Oscars with his name attached to them. One of which is for best director, I might add.
Why the fuck would he even care about this capeshit flop?
>Flop
Surpassed every Marvel movie worldwide.
You can meme it up saying Domestic Gross is more important, but the truth is that it isn't.
He loves batman
He knows he will never get paid to be an action movie star again. He is scared that he has a stupid looking face so he cant play smart characters. Hes finished until he can play a grandpa.
Maybe a washed up athlete or something.
It'll probably hit or come really close 1 billion before it releases in Japan. It'll skyrocket as soon as it releases it Japan. The fact that there's people that refuse to watch this movie is astonishing.
I don't want to watch this because I would be uncomfortable going to see it.
I see a lot of movies alone, because I'm a friendless loser and I don't give a fuck if its seen as a weird thing to do. I don't care if I get judged by all the happy couples and families and their falcons.
But seeing a kids movie by yourself just crosses the line to me.
I'll wait for a stream.
>>67537131
This.
>>67537131
My older brother, who was 24 at the time, went to see Toy Story 3 by himself. I kek to this day.
so it's widely accepted that this is the best video game movie adaptation?
Why haven't there been decent video game movies?
>Why haven't there been decent video game movies?
Because the source material a shit.
>>67536842
bit edgy m8?
>>67536804
its a shitty adaptation for kids.
FREDDY VS JASON
>>67536036
ALIEN VS. PREDATOR
Michael Myers vs. Pinhead
SHITPOSTER VS THOUGHTFUL CONTRIBUTOR
I see this shit rated as one of the best shows on television, a 9/10, possibly 10/10. For instance Season 4 has a 95/100 on Metacritic right now, and a 96% on RT.
Is this show really that good? What even is this show about?
Politically, is this a left or right wing leaning show?
>>67535958
>Is this show really that good? What even is this show about?
Soviet spies dealing with american problems and trying to mix in family life and not getting got
>Politically, is this a left or right wing leaning show?
Its about russian spies in the 80's. Figure it out.
Watch it for yourself and see if you like the suspense and what not. Pro tip: season one is slow but it gets better
>>67535958
>Is this show really that good?
Amazing one of my favorite shows on television
> What even is this show about?
Elevator pitch? Russian spies are living in 80's America and live across from an FBI agent working in counter intelligence. They do secret stuff like assassinations and kidnapping and other stuff
>Politically, is this a left or right wing leaning show?
It is more in the middle and let's you decide. The protagonists(who are anti heros) are very left wing and hate everything fm republicans stand for. However they are the bad guys in the show so
>>67535958
It has a GREAT soundtrack. FX is putting all of its money into this and it's paying off. The show is actually still compelling in its 4th season.
When was the last time you walked out on a movie?
Never, I paid a minimal amount of money to be distracted for 2+ hours and god dammit I'm at least going to sit there and give it a chance.
I'm not stupid with money so never.
Im not autistic so i dont.
Mmmmmm
wtf IRON SPIDEY IN CIVIL WAR???????
i didn't realise Strongbad was part of the marvel universe.
Mmmmm...BOYS!
lol
Critical Consensus: Disney paid us more. Fuck this movie.
Next.
*tips fedora while stepping out of the shadows*
The pitiful peons at Marvel have underestimated the power of DC one time too many. The "Marvel Cinematic Universe". Huh. A shoddily shot, messily put together series of soulless and artless wastes of celluloid designed to appeal to the base intellects of moronic manchildren still dreaming of becoming powerful as they waste their lives away masterbating to images of Black Widow.
Only a fool and a weakling of mind could gain satisfaction from watching poorly animated CGI trade weightless and impactless punches while trading quips a severely mentally retarded Thai ladyboy would find beneath him/her.
DC understand cinéma. They understand kino. DC know how to build shade and light in a performance, how to engage the minds of true enlightened souls. DC have redefined not just superhero films, but the entire film industry itself.
Mentally challenged Marvel fanboys can only begin to grasp the tectonic shift in filmmaking that has been unleashed. Critics and reviewers fail to recognize a movie far ahead of its time once again, crying on their blogs about lack of snark and quipping - failing to recognize a literal masterpiece as it unfolds before them.
The public have responded. The entire filmmaking industry has been shaken to its core. DC have changed the game utterly - a new landscape is carved, a beauty is born, a God walks among men.
*teleports away*
delete this
Am I missing something? Is Karen a lawyer or not? How is she able to give legal advice, and interview suspects by herself? She's just a dumb secretary.
>>67534322
What an aryan goddess. I want to get BLEACHED by her.
Why does this stubborn actress continue to refuse to show her breasts?
DOES SHE SHOW HER PANTIES OR BOOBIES IN THIS SECOND SEASON PLEASE RESPOND IM SERIOUS
You'll be alright
>>67534128
......
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why did it go straight for the dick?
we faggot zombi nao?
What's happening here????
>>67534280
Where else was he gonna bite him? His kneecap?
GOD vs MAN
DAY vs NIGHT
SON OF KRYPTON vs BAT OF GOTHAM
COKE vs PEPSI
MAC vs PC
STATION OF PLAY vs BOX OF X
ALIEN vs PREDATOR
ISRAEL vs PALESTINE
RED vs BLUE
MCDONALDS vs BURGER KING
BANE vs CIA
MAN OF IRON vs THE CAPTAIN OF AMERICA
ASS vs TITS
>>67533811
jew versus goy
>>67533811
facebook vs myspace
God
Day
Krypton
Coke
PC
Xbox
Alien
Israel
McDonalds
Bane
Captain America
Tits
What did you think of Season 2?
>>67533254
I enjoyed it
Not Enough Punisher, but still a great season. The middle was just okay then the ending got better. IMO
>>67533254
6.5/10. Worst than the first season and worse than JJ.
DD s1>JJ>DD s2
I'll start with the latest from Snyder's magnum opus
Here's the Ultimate Guide to Capekino and Kino
Kino:
The Sopranos
Mad Men
Six Feet Under
Fargo
Deadwood
The Wire
Capekino:
The Americans
The Shield
Breaking Bad
The Dark Knight
Rome
Batman Begins
Iron Man
Capeshit:
The Avengers
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Iron Man 2 and 3
Thor and Thor 2
Fantastic Four (all versions)
All X-Men
Captain Amerca: First Avenger
Mr. Robot
Dexter
The Walking Dead
Spiderman 1 and 3
Sons of Anarchy
Imitation Kino:
Better Call Saul
Hannibal
Oz
Carnivale
Justified
Imitation Capekino:
Batman v Superman
Captain America: Winter Soldier
Spiderman 2
The Dark Knight Rises
Game of Thrones
Deadpool
LOST
>>67532653
I saw this today. What was this shot referencing?
>>67533253
100% accurate
