>The moment when you realize it's finally happened to you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9ZoKKQsxis
Were all the things I loved as a kid and have nostalgia for as bad as this all along?
If I could take off the goggles would I feel this much antipathy for Labyrinth or Goonies?
>>67568253
Still better than the trailer for BvS
>Were all the things I loved as a kid and have nostalgia for as bad as this all along?
Are you talking about Lego or Batman?
I feel really bad for her when she gets jelly over the other robot.
are there any other good bits in this show or is this the highlight?
>>67567669
That scene when they shock her bitchass is pretty funny
Stupid toaster
does she have a smelly butthole?
I want to fuck the android
HOLY SHIT
I HAD NO IDEA TOM CRUISE WAS A KEK
THE MEMES ARE REAL
actually jamie is (in the biological sense), since he might have to raise a another man's child. depending on who gets custody of their daughter.
You could say he was KEKLATERAL
>>67567013
>been divorced for years
>still using kek when the wordfilter is off
>OK magazine
You are trying so hard to fit in and failing spectacularly.
KYS
Has a movie ever made you reach emotional carthasis?
>>67566915
I would love to reach emotional catharsis down her throat
>>67567000
don't be lewd
Tree of Life.
I can't imagine hot, capable personal assistants being very easy to come by.
The only explanation for why Lex would sacrifice a supermodel PA (who knows his routines, schedules and how he likes his coffee and blowjobs and just generally makes his life about a bajillion times more convenient) instead of some random, less useful employee would be if he's just full-on chaotic and bonkers.
But that's a boring Lex. Lex is supposed to be measured and calculating in his moves.
I really have no idea where they were going with his character in this movie.
Tao Okamoto is objectively ugly and looks like a frog-human, literally any other Japanese girl would be better looking than her. Only deluded white bois who can't even tell Thais and Koreans apart would like her.
>>67566708
Mercy is an Amazonian or an android in almost all of her appearances I doubt an explosiion like that even killed her
>gooks
>hot
Who would win, /tv/?
>>67566153
Has Batman fixed the freezing problem yet?
>>67566153
Batman has a vulnerability in that his mouth is visible. Iron Man can just use his targeting to put a bomb in his mouth.
Why is it Batman v Superman gets a pass from /tv/ but The Amazing Spider-Man 2 doesn't?
BvS is a bigger disgrace cinematically than ASM2 could ever hope to be.
ASM2 was literally cancer in movie form.
>>67565755
It has a 53%.
BvS, a 29%.
>>67565702
Isn't that the question of the day?
>Best super hero game (Arkham Trilogy)
>Best super hero movie (Dark Knight trilogy)
>Best animated series (Batman)
>Highest grossing super hero movie opening weekend
>Going by reviews/accolades
Is there anything that Marvel does better than DC aside from making slap stick, quip based comedies for kids?
>>67565628
>Batman keeping Dead Cucks afloat
Wew
>>67565665
t. butthurt Marvelcuck
>Best super hero game (Arkham Trilogy)
True
>Best super hero movie
Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut
>Best animated series
X-Men: The Animated Series
Is /tv/ excited for this year's movie lineup?
>>67565400
Waifu wars looks hot
X men looks terribly casted for the new parts except oscar isaac, but Bryan singer is consistant so will be pretty good
Only seeing civil war for scarlet witch
>Jungle book
But why?
I have some amount of trust in whatever Shane Black does. I'll see The Nice Guys.
What a fucking disaster
We need Nolan to save us from this trash.
The Island with Bear Grylls.
Starting NOW on channel 4.
Fuck that leg did a number on me
Last year we had weekly threads. What happened? Is /tv/ dead?
Is it strictly capeshit shitposting now?
Is it men and women together this time after the female shambles last year
Fucking hell, just let him alone, he's innocent you imbeciles.;_;
>>67564451
Disgusting pedo
>>67564451
*Leave him aline
>>67564451
But what about all those kids he took down to his basement?
I am a 23 year old man with a very real disconnection from my emotions.
However, this film makes me cry like a little bitch every time I watch it (repeat offender).
Anyone else having this problem? I'd take great comfort in knowing I'm not alone.
>>67563791
Really? I couldn't get through the first ten minutes of that. Reeked too much of hipster loser trash.
>>67563791
>I am a 23 year old man with a very real disconnection from my emotions.
You're still a fucking child.
This isn't the 1900s. Adolescence in essense now extends to 30
>>67563845
ok grandpa
DC bros, g-g-get in here. B-bvs b-broke another record. M-marvel fags of suicide watch.
*on suicide watch
>>67563534
I'm not even remotely surprised. Everyone who watches this shitshow is fucking trashing it to all their friends and family. I know I did.
>>67563534
fucking kek
How the fuck did Clark get the necessary credentials to work at the Daily Planet between his battle with Zod and the ending of MoS?
Did he have them all along? Seems unlikely given that he was only doing odd jobs throughout the whole movie. Would an editor-in-chief of a major news publication really hire a complete amateur with zero journalistic experience to work alongside his Pulitzer Prize-winning star reporter?
Did Clark forge his documentation? We know Lois didn't help him because she didn't even know he applied until he was already hired and literally meeting her face-to-face.
>>67563469
How does perry not know that's superman? He saw Lois kiss him last film.
>>67563469
Newspapers are dying, the daily planet would probably hire a bum
>>67563553
bum here
I can confirm this
>Capeshit will never die
Fret not, anon
>>67563274
EVEN WHEN IT FAILS IT SUCCEEDS
Cant wait until we get romcomshit instead
