remember /tv/, there are real people behind the memes.
this made me sad actually...NOT!
is that why tom hardy left twitter?
How does someone that handsome get depressed? Jesus christ what a faggot.
so JUST what is next for his career now that BrBa is over?
>>67588817
He could fit 2 faces and his forehead
>>67588817
Eggman biopic
why would you cut your hair in a way that accentuates your 8in forehead
Who's the bigger asshole?
Larry has a higher concentration of Jew in him, so Larry
>>67588752
I'm pretty sure Louis CK has the biggest asshole.
It must be stretched out from taking all that BBC.
do you know the origin of the word nigger
>"And in this moment we really were Arby n the Chief"
really jon?
ACTIVATE ACTIV ACTIVATE
>>67587990
>this is still a thing
holy fuck
I thought it ended in like 2008
Who still watches this?
>Halo 3 was 9 years ago
I thought I had a chance back then
>mfw I want to go see BvS but am worried about getting randomly selected for penis inspection again
>>67587007
If you're an ugly greasy fat dude, I wouldn't worry about failing.
>>67587007
It's not random.
Just wait it out on the cinema showers, that what's what me and my buddy do.
Holy shit this show is good.
>>67586425
Holy shit you're a massive pleb.
>>67586440
Holy shit you're a stupid gay retard.
>fast-forwarding through boring scenes
>fast-forwarding through awkward scenes
>watching horror movie
>tense scene
>skip forward 15 seconds at 5 second intervals to check if there is a scary bit
>rewind 15 seconds and watch without worry
>vietnam movie
>skip to It Ain't Me
>close the window the moment it ends
Has Chris Evans been in more superhero movies than anyone else?
>Fantastic Four
>FF: Silver Surfer
>Cap First Avenger
>Avengers
>Thor 2 (cameo)
>Winter Soldier
>Avengers AoU
>Civil War
He was also in TMNT. Additional comic book movies include Snowpiercer, The Losers, and Scott Pilgrim.
You're forgetting:
The Losers
Scott Pilgrim
TMNT (2007)
Push
>>67586356
>Scott Pilgrim
>superhero
>laughing Chris Evans .jpg
>realizes that his kryptonite spear can kill Doomsday
>decides the best course of action is to lead Doomsday back into the city to go get the spear
Why the fuck didn't heleave Doomsday, get the spear, and come back?
Because he could get Doomsday closer to the weapon that could kill him that way. Also he wouldn't risk Doomsday destroying a bunch of shit all over the place, just shit near Batman's vicinity.
>>67585953
Desperate and the part of the city he was in wasn't too populated.
>>67585953
he literally said he brought him back there because it wasnt populated. Are you retarded?
look at her pants guys
which is the her
/fa/ as fuck
>>67585937
What's their sex like?
Is there anything you would like to say to this man, /tv/?
>>67585774
We don't need you anymore
>>67585774
make short films about planes, it's what you're good at
stop spoonfeeding
You Marveldrones realize if BvS tanks, it's bad for you too right?
Think about it.
If DC/WB doesn't make anything worth watching, that's just less quality entertainment for you in the long run.
Meanwhile Marvel/Disney loses out on healthy competition to keep them from getting lazier with their shit.
Bottom line: If our ship sinks, we're taking yours down with us.
If we lose, YOU LOSE.
I wish it was good and actually bought a ticket unlike most people discussing it, but there's no escaping it's a shit movie.
Why is Eisenberg so handsome?
>>67585177
cucks vs alphas
jews vs goys
/tv/ vs reddit
SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKIN' DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS
>tfw the director of broadway touring shows in my state said Hamilton won't come here until at least 2019
Literally none of the shows coming here in 2016-2017 are up my alley either. Meh.
>>67585089
Music & live theatre are neither television nor film. Try >>>/mu/ maybe.
>>67585634
There's no actual board for live theater shows, so we're allowed to have these.
Wouldn't superman's cumshot kill Lois Lane since his muscles are so powerful?
This is a serious plothole that needs to be explained.
She could theoretically explode
>>67585077
That was a stupid plot in Superman 2 that needed to be erased.
>>67585077
He has an orgasm denial fetish.
>>67585149
maybe he just goes outside and shoots one into the earth
He couldn't do it in his hand because it'd be like being hit incredibly hard by another kryptonian
MARTHA?
GRANNY'S
JUST
>I'm a friend of your son's
