>stop music
>scratch disc
>freeze frame
>"you are probably wondering how i ended up in here, let's start at the beginning"
half of youtube is a 9/11 episode
>>67879764
Because making a profit off of 3000 people dying is kind of tacky
>>67879764
Man of Steel and BvS comment on post-9/11 grief and cynicism.
I am sorry.
How does Team America suppose to win?
Look how lopsided it is.
>>67879751
>spy
you mean slut
>>67879751
shit, now i realize why i like antman.
>>67879834
Because he is unemployed like you?
career wise, also dying career general
>>67879642
that's a cute doge
Chloe's career is no where near finished.
These sisters rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHBq_PF7va4
That's a big gal
>>67877862
that cleavage though
>>67877837
>sisters
>its a mike eats a sandwich alone episode
literalmente, nada a pasado
Will this be the final cucking for Chuck?
>its a chuck spazzes out and dies episode
I'm a B lister TV "celebrity". Not big enough to be relevant (I don't really care about it) but I know some of the big ones for some reason.
I know that not giving proof is shitty but whatever we are all bored lifeless fuckers posting on 4chan. We all have time to kill.
What the hell? I typed a subject and it didn't post.
Anyway askme anything.
What shows you on?
>>67875695
Best/worst celebrity encounter while working?
Best piece of Hollywood dirt?
What are some good shows to watch stoned /tv/?
Up in Smoke
Literally everything.
Party Down (the one with Ken Marino).
These threads are pretty cool.
Take a screenshot at exactly 25:00 and other anons try to guess which movie it is.
I'll start.
>>67874227
isn't it short term 12?
I just watched that last night.
Short Term 12.
I'll go with an easy one.
>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control."
- Simon Pegg
>"A sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times? I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities"
- Alec Guinness
>"I don't think they are making [comic book movies] an elevated art form, I think it's still just Batman running around in a stupid cape.. It's for kids, it's adolescent in its core. "
- David Cronenberg
>"I don't want to see or make films about super heroes that fly around in spandex and a cape solving the problems of the world. I think it's fine for children, children of all ages by the way, but it's not for me."
- William Friedkin
>“They have been poison, this cultural genocide, Because the audience is so overexposed to plot and explosions and shit that doesn’t mean nothing about the experience of being human.”
- Alejandro Iñárritu
>"Superman makes me vomit, Batman and all of that. That whole empire... this religion... It is so important that superheroes suffer... I don't give a damn, I shit on the United States."
- Alejandro Jodorowsky
>"To my mind, this embracing of what were unambiguously children's characters at their mid-20th century inception seems to indicate a retreat from the admittedly overwhelming complexities of modern existence"
- Alan Moore
>>67873089
>Simon pegg
Fuck that guy, he's a hypocrite and part of the problem
>>67873089
>They have been poison
>shit that doesn’t mean nothing about the experience of being human
Damn. Even my successful countrymen have broken english. Smh.
He didn't break a single law.
>>67872894
I'm more than sure blowing up the senate building and creating a giant monster counts for something.
He threw Lois Lane off of a building
He bombed a courthouse
>>67872894
The movie is actually based futuristic 1942
Morph thread mkII
Last one was good fun.
>>67872644
Alison Brie & Lizzy Caplan ?
>>67872794
Half right, (caplan)
I'll post some others that didn't get guessed last time.
>>67872644
chapman and sex and the city woman,
Who is best girl on Vikings?
>>67872286
Don't even watch this, but I'd say that China girl.
me
ITT: Times you saw actors you know now, but didn't know at the time and were surprised when you found out it was them
>>67872179
Scarlett Johansson in Home Alone 3.
>>67872179
Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder
If The Simpsons all of a sudden hired a bunch of god-tier writers and had a drastic increase in quality, would people acknowledge that The Simpsons made a comeback or even notice in the first place, or is it just too cool to automatically hate The Simpsons now?
I honestly can't think of a single person I know right now that actually watches the new simpsons episodes.
If the simpsons actually got back on point and had decent episodes again instead of being another staple of american television that just exists in the background I'm sure we'd hear about it from media sources first and then people would embrace the show again.
Otherwise everyone will be doing what they are now- watching all the good episodes on FX.
>>67871964
you'd need to fix the animation too
basically the whole things needs to be overhauled
I'd notice it and acknowledge it, but it wouldn't happen overnight. The few who still watch regularly would notice it and try to convince others, but if the overall public perception of new Simpsons changed it would sadly probably be the result from social media bullshit or reddit posts of the "now-funny-again" Simpsons.
Pic related and Sarah Conner are the only female heroes that aren't cringeworthy. Prove me wrong.
>>67871734
>AREN'T CRINGEWORTHY
>>67871695
Clarice Startling, esp. Jodie Foster's rendition.
