Thoughts on this film?
Haunting. A little confusing. A bit more shallow than it pretends to be.
Unique?
Weird as shit and confusing as fuck but I loved every minute
It was pretty good but I couldn't figure out how the pig farmer used the parasite to make music. his sound sampling and parasite farming operations didn't have any obvious connections despite the movie's strong implication that the one relied on the other.
It was not THAT bad.
Did it need a lot of trimming? For sure. Was it like someone took a good screenplay and shook it around in a bag? Yes.
But it wasn't 25% bad. Maybe, 70% bad. Miles better than MOS.
It really is 70% bad
I honestly don't give a fuck, I just enjoy the memetastic rollercoster of this movie trainwrecking in every direction
>>67826114
It's Man of Steel 2. I liked it for it is.
Doomsday really fucking sucked though, I wish he wasn't in the movie at all. Or maybe if they pulled a Godzilla where you barely see him up close. God I hated him, so fucking out of place.
Why is /tv/ shitting on him instead of lauding him for making alienating, anti-pleb greatness?
Reminder that Zach Snyder (career) died for our (cinema) sins
>>67825250
Snyder is an incomparable auteur and an artistic maverick.
Batman v Superman is the most powerful film I've seen since Idi i smotri. The most touching work of art since Au hasard Balthazar. The most pioneering cinema since Le Voyage dans la Lune.
it's capekino.
>>67825250
I haven't taken a shower in three days. My crotch and ass crack feel pretty grimy and sweaty. My hair is greasy and my face is covered in a film of oil, if I touch my face my fingers get shiny from the oil. My pits feel really wet and even if I wipe them with tissue paper the wetness comes back. There's a distinct smell coming off my body.
I'm about to finger my ass and lick the finger, I'll post what happens next.
Zach Snyder (PBUH) is at rest now, forever blind to the folly of the fools.
Can we get a The Office thread going?
Britcucks need not apply.
It saddens me that people like Kevin and Phyllis are cast on television. Their disgusting bodies should not be glorified and they shouldn't be rewarded for being tubs of lard
>>67825070
>Britcucks need not apply
Too badI haven't seen either so I don't really care
>>67825638
Kevin was funny and not really portrayed positively. Phyllis didn't really bring much at all except for sometimes being motherly,even tho she was the same age as Michael.
How the fuck is this PG?
>>67824957
It's based on the South African rating system. Rape in movies is ok there as long as less than 4 people are involved
>>67824957
>How was combat Army Dog
>Ruff
>that fucking scene where Army Dog returns with the private's dogtag between his teeth
fuck
juice...
JUST
was the only reason they chose oj simpson trial was becuase blacklivesmatter and so they can go boy cops sure hate black people am I rite.
>tfw only one episode left
Who raped him?
Joel Schumacher
probably unnamed producers, studio execs, etc.
Know of any good movies about running?
Run, Lola, Run
>>67824156
Run fat boy run
Running man
Blade runner
Midnight run
Blade Runner
> "So anon, give us your pitch. Our network's struggling and we need that next critically acclaimed show.
What is your pitch \tv\?
BEAUTIFUL
>>67823993
"Primetime softcore porn"
WHITE
>already cancelled
Ayy lmao
>>67823513
Really?
>>67823513
Good. Never liked the tv show remakes of movies idea
Why is rush hour popular?
They're shit films
this is a simple general:
explain why you like/dislike jodorowsky
have fun :)
>>67823342
He's a hack.
>>67823371
/thread
breaking the 4th wall is surprisingly rare in film so it was kind of a nice little surprise when he did it in the holy mountain
JODIE FOSTER
>>67823228
LIVER AND FAVRE BEANS
>>67823228
What did they mean by this?
>>67823228
That's what I thought too when I saw this posted here, she looks a lot like Jodie Foster in this frame
LEAVE CAPE """""""KINO""""""" TO ME
>white people wearing asian robes
how long until tumblr notices?
>>67822000
DANCE OFF... YOU AND USSSS!!!!
DANCE OFF... YOU AND USSSS!!!!
I CAN LITERALLY SHART MY PANTS RIGHT NOW AND THIS WILL BE NOTHING BUT YET ANOTHER SUCCESS FOR THE MCU!
>>67822260
You better believe it's going to be full of MEMES
>Doomsday could have looked worse
What were they thinking lmao
>>67821969
It's meant to look like an abomination in the film. I know you want to masturbate over Doomsday's rock beard but adaptations change things.
>>67821969
>>67821981
looks like Micheal brown.
Discuss.
>Hateful Eight
>character makes other character suck him off out of spite
>Hate Fellate
P O E T R Y
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>>67821339
could they not have filmed on a cloudy day lmao
>pulp fiction
>white guy rapes a black guy
>gets shot in the balls
>h8ful8
>black guy rapes a white guy
>gets shot in the balls
POETRY
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