>If you have any [ ], now's the time!
cuckjuice
>>67803924
Other variation:
>If you have any last [ ], now's the time!
The memes are weak.
for you
>>67803712
PUT. THAT PEPE. DOWN. Pepe's for closers only. You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. Your name's Anon? You call yourself a shitposter you son of a bitch?
>I don't gotta sit here and listen to this shit.
You certainly don't pal, 'cause the good news is - you're banned. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. Cause we're adding a little something to this month's shitposting contest. As you all know first prize is a year's worth of Brendan Fraser's alimony. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of 4chan gold passes. Third prize is you're banned. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got memes. You can't close the memes you're given you can't close shit. You ARE shit. Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT.
>The memes are weak!
The memes are weak? The fuckin' memes are weak? YOU'RE weak. I've been baneposting FIFTEEN YEARS.
>What's your name?
FOR YOU! THAT'S my name!
Big guy? I don't give a shit. Cunnyposter? FUCK YOU, go home and play with your kids.
There's really no stopping this fucking guy, is there?
Nasty little scumbag. Bet his mom, wife and daughter are proud of him when they read shit like this.
>>67803257
Bitch thought he'd be the new Tarantino at that time. Little did she know, lel
He forgot to stretch his face out so we cant see the bags under his eyes
What's the best capeshit movie of all time?
>>67802309
Spiderman 2 and Superman the Movie
>>67802309
The Winter Soldier is the pinnacle of capekino
no film will ever top it
Please I do NOT WANT this movie to be a Deadpool-like meme from start to finish.
I was looking forward to seeing a real menacing psychotic Joker
>>67802114
OPS GONNA FREAK!!
>>67802195
I KNOW RIGHT!!
>>67802114
but the Joker in this will be a meme-spouting edgy quipster and always was before BvS came out.
>*Psssshhhh*
what
>>67800938
Step up! Cause you're the next one in line for the kill. You don't believe me but I'm betting that you will.
>>67800938
You mean
>GLASS BREAKS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9ggbkxmaRs
Why can't capeshit have emotionally charged, actually tense, well-scored and choreographed fights? Why does it have to all to be a big CGI blowout?
I am a staunch defender of the Raimi Spiderman Trilogy. I genuinely believe they are the best capeshit movies ever made, and I believe it's easy to see why, even in this clip from the worst of the three.
Why can't we have decent characters we care about as opposed to people who are distinguished only by how many quips they make per minute of screentime?
The soul and love in the Raimi Trilogy still wows me to this day- these are characters you get to know, who you care about in costume and out. Small events from the first one have reverberations for the rest of the trilogy. These are the greatest superhero movies to this day.
>>67800671
based raimi is actually the king of capekino
>>67800671
Do you watch Daredevil?
You'd love it, if you like the shit you described in this post.
If I may extrapolate a bit more...
It was a time before photo-realistic CGI, it was a time before every sound made in the move score was just BRRRRRRRRRMMMMMM, it was a time before Joss Whedon quips were mistaken for characterization...
Love was put into bringing these characters to life. The lovable, relatable Peter Parker, the golden hearted rich kid Harry Osborne, the sympathetic Norman Osborne, the sympathetic Doc Oc, Mary Jane, Gwen, the PERFECT J Jonah Jameson, all brought to life.
It was a time when love was put into movies, and when quips weren't the sole source of entertainment. Remember the bad Peter scenes? Remember the J Jonah scenes? Remember the pizza time scenes? It was a time when heroes were heroes. Remember the train sequence in Spiderman 2? How Peter's main focus is saving the people, not fighting Doc Oc?
It was a better, simpler time. I feel a genuine sense of loss and frustration that it will never be replicated.
Sure, the Marvel movies and the DC movies, they're good for a fun couple of hours, but you don't remember them. How many quips do you remember? How many scenes? How many character arcs?
In the end, the love is evident in these films. Sure they aren't masterpieces- but they are real movies, not sitcoms on the silver screen.
Do Marvel movies nowadays inspire the kind of passion I feel for this trilogy?
I rest my case.
These people will be dead soon.
The only one I'll miss is clint
The others are all cucks
so will all of us
>>67800608
that's deep
ITT: villains who in retrospect were the good guys
>>67800414
>baby's first post
So why do you hate this faggot?
>>67798988
I don't. I just don't think he's a very good writer and believe a lot of his work (like Firefly) is way over-hyped, and it's annoying to hear people praise him like he's some God of geekdom.
HORK HORK HOOORK
Oh hi /tv/. It's me, Joss Whedon. I know, crazy right? Who would have thought I was the one behind most of the Dollhouse and Firefly threads? Don't sweat it, I'm an ordinary human being, just like you.
Anyway, I'd appreciate some ideas for my next stillborn series. As I don't want to upset my fervent fans - love the glau worship, by the way, keep up the good work - that would be nice to use the ideas one would expect to find in my work, like, you know, the same actresses, pretty girls doing random sh- sorry, feminism, my personal fetish- woopsie, sorry again, symbolism, or entry-level psycholog- damn! What's wrong with me? I meant a thoughtful study of deep and complex themes such as consciousness, identity, or what makes us human and unique.
Thank you for your time!
Best regards,
Joseph Hill Whedon
>Pacific Rim came out 3 years ago
>>67798462
I'm 29 and have done nothing with my life.
>Goldeneye came out 21 years ago
>>67798473
im 20, have done nothing with my life and im at my breaking point between an abusive family and a girlfriend that immaculates me with her successful life.
Lmao is this supposed to mirror Revenge of the Sith? DUDE POETRY LMAO WE FRAMED THE SHOT THE SAME WAY GEORGE DID LMAO.
Daily reminder that this pleb garbage isn't real Star Wars and that if you consider it so you need to kill yourself.
>>67798062
>real star wars
How does it feel to be this autistic
>>67798062
But this is realer then real star wars
>>67798062
>this pleb garbage isn't real Star Wars
Anything besides IV, V and VI isn't real Star Wars, and VI barely makes the cut.
THEYRE BEASTS, THEY SHOULD ALL BE DESTROYED
What's up with all these threads on /tv?
>DUDE QUOTE FROM A MOVIE IN CAPS LAMO
>>67798073
its dank meme you cuck reddtiro
>>67798073
It's an easy way to make a thread and scope up the (You)s without having to put any thought into it. Perfect for /tv/
>>67797562
Finished Daredevil season 2. Was great mate.
>>67797562
Saw the pilot, it was shit. Dropped.
>>67797562
IT'S A BILL FUCKS EVERYTHING UP EPISIDE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK BILL WHY ARE WHITE """""""""PEOPLE""""""""""""""" SO RETARDED REEEEEEEEEEEE
>lab scene
>she blinded my with science starts playing
pls respond
>vietnam scene
>fortunate son starts playing
pepe pepe pepe can't you see
i don't like you
