How come he doesn't make films any more?
>>67821225
bitches and money
>>67821225
tiny penis
he might be rich and famous and good looking
but at least my penis is huge by comparison
the jews blacklisted him for complaining about cameron
What's your favorite foreign/non-english language film /tv/?
Ooh ja
>>67820849
>What's your favorite foreign/non-english language film
Das Boot.
post and discuss movies featuring pines and pine forests
twilight movies
>>67820712
I prefer birch trees tbqhwyf
>>67820712
>>67820833
absolute plebeians
eucalyptus master race
ITT: belittle a film to muh
>muh Martha
>muh Charlie Parker
>muh sexy aunt
>>67820466
>muh meta-superhero movie with endless free association, iconography, symbolism and thoughtful social, political, and moral commentary
Can we have a serious discussion about TDKR with no memes please?
>>67820175
That's impossible but let's give it a shot.
I liked it when I first saw it. I don't know if I'd like it now, now that memes have taken over.
Big guy for you
>>67820175
It was the worst of the trilogy.
ITT: Pleb filters.
>>67818844
The film's pretty solid.
Sure, it's no capekino, but few things are.
superior movie coming through
The filter being plebs will try and praise it because they've never read the book and can't see what a shallow joke it is in comparison?
Hack or genius?
>>67818697
Genius.
homo
>>67818714
/thread
Who was better at the travelling hitman role, Mr Fingers and Mr Numbers or Mike Milligan and the Kitchen Brothers?why the fuck was there a flying saucer
mike and the autism bros
>>67818403
Mike is fucking smooth
The way he speaks is so interesting, really easy to listen to and you never know what's going to happen next with his tone.
Okay just saw this movie and now I know what the critics were talking about because it was pretty fucking atrocious to anyone with at least half a brain.
I'm just gonna try and go through scene by scene or at least the main shit to show why it was fucking bad.
First we open with a pretty blatant retcon of the last movie with non stop corny and horrible contrived scene, first we open with a few explosions with Zod and Superman destroying some buildings then Batman runs in calling up some random faggot and tells him to get out of the building, this man who didn't seem to notice the 20 or buildings that have blown up right behind him tells everyone to get out a few minutes later not only did he not leave the building but he actually is one the exact same floor and room from a few minutes ago he then prays so the audience can prepare for the uh very subtle religious Jesus imagery of superman for the next 2 hours.
>>67818374
Later on Batfleck finds a man under a building who keeps yelling cliches like muh legs I can't feel muh legs, this man for some reason will waste the movies runtime with his non stop pointless scenes, next we have some random little girl we never see again in some contrived sadness scene, at this point I'm already yawning in the cinema.
So later wheelchair muh legs dude climbs a big statue of Superman to put grafitti on it but I'm sitting there just wondering why on earth would there be big tax payer paid statue for superman in the first place? Everyone in this fucking movie hates Superman and justifiably because he's a completely obnoxious prick who basically murdered thousands of people, answers to nobody, seems to have a scowl on his face when he saves people in depressing slow motion and he's also a pretty laughable hypocrite to Batman who he seems to hate because he does the same things he does but in a different city. So why does he have a big ass expensive statue anyway? In fact in this movie he seems to be on trial for something to do with some terrorists which doesn't make any fucking sense btw.
>>67818407
Okay lets go to Batman scenes now, okay so he keeps having these random ass dreams that really have no purpose and feel like they belong in another movie the worst of these is easily the scene where Batman in a trench coat fighting some wanna be Nazis who work for superman, not sure if you can get movie heavy handed and laughable than this, then this scene ends with somehow even worse scene with some random ass fucking faggot out of no where in a monitor fucking screaming at Batman for what must of been 10 minutes I literally could not stop laughing at this horrible fucking scene.
Other horrid scenes with Batman in this movie include when he's uh hacking Lex Luthor computer and an anorexic Chinese woman who had 2 lines in the movie tells him the bathroom is upstairs and then just walks off, he later comes back to this room he's not allowed to be in because there is no security at all, this nonsense leads to him eventually discovering Wonder Woman in one of shittiest reveals ever.
There's also obvious all the scenes where Batman goes around torturing and murdering people when the fight eventually came I began to wonder which of these evildoers I should root for.
Batman seems as though he's gonna win but then he learns Superman's mommy has the same name as his and they immediately become best friends because Batman no longer gives a shit about why he was fighting him to begin with
>>67818454
Next Lex Luthor which was easily the worst character assassination in the movie.
So he hates Superman for reasons that are never really explained or make sense, so he comes up some random ass convoluted ways to try and kill him or maybe not?
For instance there was scene in a courtroom where superman is on trial for something to do with some terrorists than Lex Luthor hired or something but they blame Superman for for some reason, well in this scene Lex Luthor uses a man in a wheelchair to blow the courtroom up, Superman who is the only survivor with thousands dead around just makes a face like he's farted or something.
what do you call this hairstyle?
>>67817413
Tossed salad and scrambled eggs
>>67817587
oh my
the half and half
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHBq_PF7va4
Do you like the work of the Wachowsky sisters?Biopic when?
>>67816790
so brave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crHHycz7T_c
>>67816790
is that coincidence or is there some genetical predisposition for being tranny?
>>67816790
That's a big woman.
who watching?
>>67816787
HHH is bald now ?
>>67816787
where can I watch it senpai
>>67816787
>>>/asp/
>>>/woooo/
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>people said this is the best of the Marvel movies
>everything is predictible
>action is ok but fairly standard
I thought it was a bit overhyped too.
I liked the first Cap America more on rewatch
>>67816664
>action is ok but fairly standard
it was one of the first hollywood movies in ages with good action
fuck off
the libertarian, founding fathers themes and contemporary relevance towards the obama government should have made you feel good, along with the fact taht it was a good, well-made flick.
>Waits twenty years to casually ask what the last king's final words were
This is the most unrealistic part of the show.
i don't know man. those giants and walking ice zombies seem more unrealistic
i don't know man. those dragons seem more unrealistic
>>67816617
I appreciate your post but you're trying to hard to be contrarian/shitpost.
2/10 for getting me to reply though. Keep up the good work. You'll have a 500 post troll thread if you keep working at it.
Post your reaction to the ending of the last movie you watched.
>Hyena
>The Hateful Eight
>Cold Fish
Watched Dirty Harry; Magnum Force earlier today. It was pretty good.
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