tfw you're a famous Hollywood A-lister and if all your shitposts on /tv/ were somehow linked back to you, you'd never work in the industry ever again
>>68271010
That's nice, dear.
Paul DeHANE?
Get over it man american ultra sucked
IT'S JUST LIKE YA KNOW IT'S JUST CRAZY AMAZING SPECTACULAR SO IMAGINATIVE STAND-UP COMEDY IS THE LAST TRUE ART FORM YA KNOW THESE GUYS ARE ARTISTS I'M A STAND-UP COMIC YA KNOW AND IT'S TOUGH MAN KETTLE BELLS AND SUPPLEMENTS THESE THINGS ARE AMAAAAZING MAN I HAVE MY OWN WAY OF DOING THINGS YA KNOW I'M A STAND-UP COMEDIAN YA KNOW AND DOUG STANHOPE HAD THIS GREAT BIT MAN ABOUT UHHHH SOMETHING TO DOOOOO WITH I CAN'T REMEMBER MAN BUT IT WAS HILAAAAARIOUS YOU GOTTA WORK AND PUT IN THE EFFORT MAN AND SOME OF THESE GUYS MAN THEY JUST LEECH ONTO MY SUCCESS AND I JUST GOTTA CUT THESE GUYS LOOSE MAN BLUEBERRY ALMOND PROTEIN SUPER KALE WOOD CHIPS I WRITE AND WRITE AND I GO ON STAGE AND IT'S AN ART FORM I WORK HARD TO PERFECT MY ACT TELL ME I'M FUNNY TELL ME I'M FUNNY TELL ME I'M FUNNY ALRIGHT I GUESS THAT'S ABOUT TIME IT WAS WONDERFUL SPECIAL REALLY AMAZING MAN STOP BY ANY TIME AMAZING DUDE
I'd like to see Aristotle try and last 3 minutes in the Octagon with Joe Rogan.
>>68270817
It's so weird how so many people who have a problem with joe rogans opinions are willing to watch him talk for 3 hours 3 times a week.
DUDE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
LMAO
It's clear that the lines in the sand have been drawn. Where do you stand /tv/?
Link:
http://strawpoll.me/7373450
>>68270793
>No Cruise schmooze
http://strawpoll.me/7373483
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>>68270571
damn, ratfu is literally a midget
Is that a street in NY? It must be since that's the only place rats get that big.
Is one of these good casting? Which one?
>>68270517
Right is good casting. /a/ should leave this board.
>>68270517
Right is good casting.
>>68270558
What makes the right superior?
Tumblr is so incredible lol how can people live like this?
http://aconissa.tumblr.com/
>>68270466
mental illness general
lmao
People have too much time on their hands, is what that is. To complain about such bullshit like political correctness, and whitewashing, or yellowface...
If I were to tell you 5 years ago that a movie about a racoon, a talking tree and a green space bitch would be more successful than a Superman/Batman movie would you believe me?
>>68270363
I guess. Star Wars was more popular than the Donner movies
>>68270363
Yes, considering that one of the films is for teenagers and women, the other for adults and cinemaphiles.
Not to mention that "success" in terms of critics and box office are literally irrelevant.
>>68270664
>Implying women can't be cinemaphiles
What year is this. Your sexist ways disgust me. Pig.
Name 1 (One) superhero movie that was played at Cannes.
Rendel
ShrekIt was nominated for the Palme d'Or
So now what OP?
Did he deserve it?
>>68270316
it's called nature. 'deserved' has got nothing to do with it.
>>68270364
>It's just nature for a guy to be so delusional he thinks he can live with grizzly bears
It's called being a fucking idiot. Guy had seriously problems.
>>68270390
no doubt. but the bear didn't kill him because he was an idiot. the bear killed him because it was hungry.
I just started watching Vertigo on Netflix and it had really bad, hamfisted, contrived, expository screenplay
>But what about my Vertigo? You know, ? Vertigo! the acute fear of heights where I suffer extreme dizziness and nausea. I first developed vertigo on the job as police officer, but they say it will never go away.
>but hold on weren't we engaged some time ago? Ah yes back in college, those were the years. But you cancelled our engagement, remember?
And then there was this really boring part where he just followed this guy's wife while she went shopping so I got bored ~20 minutes in and decided to read ahead on the plot synopsis on wikipedia to see if it became interesting or suspsenseful or had any dramatic intrigue.
And it didn't.
What a bad, melodramatic, implausible, dumb storyline.
Who even cares? how did she fall in love with a detective following her in a couple of days?
Why is this thought of as one of the best movies ever? It's total shit in every way compared to say The Godfather.
Are people so shallow that they wank over this poorly scripted movie with a bad plot just because of the zooming camera effects?
Overall, 0 stars. Not enjoyable at all. Such a bad movie I couldn't be bothered to finish.
>>68270267
Even if this is bait. Movies needed lots og exposition back then because people knew fuck all
>>68270267
I know op.
its just the world,nothing that can be done.Another example of where the world atm is Mad Max 2015 that has 97% on RT.
People are crazy.
>>68270267
>I got bored ~20 minutes in and decided to read ahead on the plot synopsis on wikipedia to see if it became interesting or suspsenseful or had any dramatic intrigue
>movie is under 90 minutes
>>68270067
Jesus fucking christ who is that ugly bitch?
>>68270094
Shit taste. I bet you like Daisy
>>68270094
spitter
I've never seen a single episode of The Wire, The Sopranos or Firefly.
Man of Steel
>>68270048
Watched 4 episodes of Wire. I couldnt get into.
>>68270048
>The Wire
Haram
>The Sopranos
Haram
>Firefly
Firefly is shit
Who will play him in the upcoming Green Lantern movie and Justice League movie?
>>68270031
Matt Damon
>>68270031
Idris Elbow
John Boyega of course.
Memes aside, is this movie any good?
Cameron and Arnold, automatic 10/10
the first half was good, but my wife's boyfriend came over during it and i was told to turn it off
It's one of the better examples of campy 90s action flicks.
>japanese name
>white actor
Why the fuck is this allowed?
>jews
>white
Why the fuck is this allowed?
probably because white skin and caucasian features are the most idolized in japan
probably because most anime girls are white, with white people features as opposed to actually japanese
But Jlaw isn't white, infact I'm sure the japs find her ugly.
>implying this looks Asian
