ITT: times you freaked mom like the jokester
>be me
>get home after a long day riding around on the train, staring freakishly at cute girls
>take off my purple joker dinner jacket and throw it onto my bedroom floor
>notice how worn the fabric is
>it's covered in rips and brown stains and still reeks of the time I spilled one of my piss jars on it
>pick up the jacket and inhale deeply
>remember all the great times I've had wearing the jacket
>put it back on, one last time
>one final joke
>stride hilariously out of my room
>travel up the corridor
>creep into my mother's room to ask her to drive me to the shops so she can buy me another white dinner jacket I can dye purple
>my mother is on the bed, four fingers plunging furiously in and out of her quivering vagina
>she's shocked but too close to cumming to stop
>about to back out but the jacket infuses me with the spirit of the joker
>leap onto the bed and whip out my phimosis encrusted dick
>stab wildly at my mothers engorged labia, ejaculating my dark grey semen all over her hand
>collapse on top of her, whimpering "m-mom's gonna... f-freak"
>take the jacket off my face
>I'm actually lying in a gutter
>covered in shit and garbage
>my mom kicked me out six months ago due to my NEET lifestyle
>pop the collar on my crusty tie dye dinner jacket
>point my fingers to the stars like a gun
>fire the gun and bring my finger to my lips and blow
>"See you, space cowboy..."
>tense my bowels as hard as I can and shit diarrhoea down my legs for warmth as I roll over for the night
>it's going to be a long winter
>>71833203
never got this meme. feels like /co/ shits cant handle a character looking different.
SHUUUT
THE
FUUUUUCK
UUUUUP
ATTENTION REAL LIFE SUPERHEROS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZP5Cec0SPg
ITT: actors who bulked up for a role
i actually find it funny when white people make dumb jokes like this because it comes from a place of hatred rather than an ironic distance of amusement. go ahead cumskins, make fun of us. just know you're basically sour milk in this society and what's fresh is skin blessed by the sun.
>>71833045
the weakest of baits
>Born: May 12, 1981 (age 35)
what
>>71832798
what?
>>71832822
what?
>>71832798
>you will never take him to the bone zone
>Useless machines? You know, one of those useless machines they used to make was called an MRI, and if we had any of those left the doctors would have been able to find the cyst in my wife's brain, *before* she died instead of after, and then she would've been the one sitting here, listening to this instead of me, which would've been a good thing because she was always the... calmer one.
>>71832745
So they have the tech to travel to another galaxy, but they don't have an MRI? Solid writing, Nolan.
>>71832765
I think he meant back then
>>71832790
Back when?
Where did this fat fucking manchild come from? where did Mike and Jay go?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8uKazrF2r8
Mike and jay are doing only half in the bag now, this is the transition, much like review
What are you talking about? Jay is right there in the middle and Mike is on the far right.
Mike "Far Right" Stoklasa.
>>71832691
>4 people
>in the middle
How does one make 'certified fresh' movie? What elements are necessary?
Being good.
>>71832439
just one-money for bribe
>>71832439
pay your critics in pizza hut coupons
I was with this movie until they started talking about the time relativity. 1 hour on that one planet is 7 years on Earth. That's just made up for Hollywood purposes. The rest of the movie's accuracy regarding black holes and space was on point though.
tl;dr
they don't get to space until 1 hour into the movie.
Nearly turned it off.
Shit movie
>overly long and pretentious
>directed by chris nolan
Every time...
>>71832425
no it actually happens if you go to a black hole the time changes they explained in the movie
ITT: Opening scenekino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVUDdQS2UxA
>>71832329
You first, OP.
https://youtu.be/VRCM0jWEQjQ
>>71832329
>tfw Trey got JUSTed
;_;
Essential Kid-kino thread. Go!
>>71832269
pete and pete are not appreciated enough, everyone has to watch it as a kid to broaden their minds.
and it is one of the greatest shows of all time. on par with hbo shows due to its great narrative.
oh cool a show about two white kids in a white neighborhood dealing with white problems! yea i'll pass.
on a relevant note: why couldn't there have been a pete and pete for black kids? we need it more than you. you already had the wonder years. where's my pete and pete huh? black people are still waiting.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGsrMaxx8N4&t=31m9s
What did Jesse Eisenberg mean by this?
>white people review a movie about white people
yawn
>>71832227
i'm not gonna watch 45 minutes at neckbeards discussing and making silly jokes about movie
How mad would women be if Hocus Pocus was rebooted from scratch and everything cool about it was trashed and it didnt look good or funny at all.
Now take it a step further, what if for no reason the 3 witches were made into 3 warlocks instead.
That's how Ghostbusters fans feel.
>implying i care and actually watch movies
Don't forget to make the cat-character female, but also a complete and total idiot. Also the witches at the end need to be defeated with a method that resembles Female Genital Mutilation, because equality.
>>71832073
reboot all male cast
White Guilt: The Movie
a white man as king of the jungle is inherently racist and there is no way of defending that. the guy should've been played by idris elba at least. we need more black people on screen; not white people. if anything, it would actually be a novel turn in the right direction. so often are remakes and reboots derided, but what if instead these remakes and reboots featured casts of minorities as the leads? that would introduce a breath of fresh air; some originality. food for thought.
>>71832065
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MightyWhitey
>>71832422
>Africa
>not white
A bit racist . It's like saying a black guy can't be British
What was her fucking problem?
>>71832045
The CIA were using her to take down Batman
>>71832045
Amy is perfect.
>giving women more power than men and putting them in positions of authority
>not a dangerously reckless idea
Pick 1
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UxpVwBzFAkw
How was this fat fuck even allowed into boot camp? Are US military entry standards that low?
That guy isn't even really that fat in American standards
>>71831923
I don't think you understand conscription
>>71831923
He was a perfectly normal weight for his height.
Can you think of any movie that has anything to do with the number 0.7?
Not 7. 0.7.
Any relation at all.
Lets see what the so called patricians of tv can come up with.
>0.7
your chances of getting pussy
>>71831934
70% is far too high for /tv/
>>71831934
Can you do math?
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