Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Achilles? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about young Achilles. I'm not talking about Trojan War period Achilles either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Trojan War era Achilles equipped with his bronze overlong spear, greaves, helmet, shield and sword with the Myrmidons behind him. I'm talking about Trojan War era Achilles with the shield of Hephaestus, his signature arms and armour, with the Myrmidons behind him whilst under the blessings of the gods AND whilst grieving over his dead cousin Patrocles and being a master with the sword, spear and phalanx combat but AFTER having warmed up for his battle with Prince Hector and fuming at the treatment he's received from Agamemnon with the aid of Ajax; who is an expert with his hammer, Odysesseus' bow and whilst having Athena herself at his side, the prayers of his nymph mother AND with his immortality which he has had since birth?
>>71840899
Hercules.
Paris.
Paris with a bow
Is Better Call Saul better than Breaking Bad?
It is if you have patrician taste and can understand the based slow burn
I enjoy it more. really liked breaking bad, but it's ultimately a depressing show. BCS stimulates my brain in a similar way but I find much more joy in the characters. I smile and marvel more. I'm rooting for people instead of in spite of them, or in pity.
better memes
>68% with normal critics
>29% with top critics
What did they mean by this?
Saw it at Youtube HQ. The trailer was bad but the movie is a blast, everyone around me laughed hard all the time. Solid 9/10 and definitely the best comedy of this summer.
"Normal" critics can mean literally any person with a marginally popular blog about movies.
>>71840857
I thought there was an embargo until opening day?
These are the only good things to come out of this entire franchise.
Discuss.
Dukat did nothing wrong.
Discuss.
They're not even part of the CBS franchise tho.
>>71841002
>didn't kill all Bajorans when he had the chance, turning their planet into a graveyard the likes of which the galaxy had never SEEN
>fucks Kai Winn
>did nothing wrong
>Bruce Wayne:That son of a bitch brought the war to us two fucking years ago. Jesus fucking Christ, Alfred, count the fucking dead... thousands of people. What the fuck is coming next? Fucking Millions? He has the power to motherfucking annihilate the entire human race, and if we believe there's even a fucking one percent chance that he is our enemy we have to take it as an absolute goddamn certainty... and we have to rape him
Holy molly now I know what they meant with the "R" ratings
They really added a fuck just to justify the R rating
Also CG blood
Fuck
>>71840785
>Bruce, you motherfucker! Listen to me right the fuck now! It's that bitch! Lois fucking Lane! She's the fucking key! Am I too fucking soon? Fuck, I'm too fucking soon! You were right about that morherfucker! You were always right about that motherfucker! Fear him! Fear him and fucking find us! You have to come find us mtherfucker!
Truly an ultimate edition.
Does /tv/ have high hopes for this?
>>71840755
no, looks way too typical hollywood over the top action
>>71840755
What a boring title.
>>71840755
THAT'S JASON BOURNE
Does anyone else find it weird that if you take a film that was made before 2000's, all the leading actors have terrible looking hair and they're all balding. But if you look at leading actors now, they all have perfect hairlines. What happened?
>>71840568
there are expensive modern drugs that can prevent the onset of male pattern baldness, I imagine many Hollywood actors take them
Didn't realize Bill Murray starred in every movie before 2000.
>>71840568
Testosterone levels decreasing in males.
What's next for her career?
adopting some shitskin
act
fucking Cate Blanchette. All the cool lesbian girls do it.
So far so good, ladies.
We did it reddit!
Its real. And getting realer.
>>71840462
This!! us man babies have won the war against feminists! https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/4rzhu6/ghostbusters_2016_review/?st=iqg2q182&sh=2e83cb3e
I've now seen every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie
worst: Predator
best: The Running Man
faggiest: Pumping Iron
bonerest: Commando
>>71840379
>worst: Predator
>not Raw Deal, Hercules in New York, Red Heat, Kindergarten Cop, The 6th Day of even End of Days
>not even End of fucking Days
do you honestly expect to be taken seriously
>>71840379
I take that back actually. Reflecting on how good the first half of Predator was, it was the second half that just ruined it. Conan was the worst by far.
>>71840425
>Kindergarten Cop
>bad
is this some kind of meta troll?
Would you guys hypothetically be fine with a female remake of a classic film if it was good, or even better? Or is the concept of a rule 63 remake bad enough in itself?
What movies would work better if they featured an all-female cast?
>>71840298
haha oh i'm so glad that we have now opened up this important dialogue and gender equality and girl power
>>71840298
The concept itself is inherently tied to a repellent mainstream ideology. If they had simply made a reboot that happened to have one or even two women on the team, I doubt I would have been able to muster up the energy to care one way or another, as it would still likely be a shameless cash grab reboot on par with Total Recall (2012) or Robocop (2014). But because their gimmick was based entirely in identity politics, what would have otherwise just been apathy was elevated to irritation.
>>71840298
>What movies would work better if they featured an all-female cast?
At least not remakes of films with male cast
find a flaw
I resent the lack of Brakhage or other directors I personally enjoy like Baruchello and Grifi, but it's overall pretty good. Saved to look at them all in time.
>>71840076
Most pretentious list I've ever seen. Delete this post please
>>71840657
I can't, you posted in it
Apologize.
>>71839769
I hope you americans are completely wiped out in the coming war.
Fuck every single one of you.
>>71839769
no.
If you had a chance to relive High School with the knowledge you have...
What would have done differently?
I Saw 21 Jump Street last night and I got some weird nostalgia feels
I have forgotten everything from high school and university, also my social skills are even worse now.
At least I have put on 20 kg of muscle to beat up some people
>>71839432
You're really gonna be "tough Guy"
instead of the eccentric, all-clique, cool guy who taste all types of teen pussy from different groups??
>>71839353
I would study harder. Because now I know it is fun.
Well this movie sucked, are there any good modern horror films?
Insidious 1 and 2 are pretty scary desu
It doesn't suck, but it's not a horror movie. A few nice horror movie made after 2000:
>We Are Still Here
>The Descent
>Banshee Chapter
>I Can See You
>Grave Encounters (fite me)
>Across the River
>The Nightmare
>GVOZDI (NAILS)
>>71839611
Come on, you can just barely save the first one.
