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How do people endure through boring garbage like this? I have to have Youtube or 4chan open at my second monitor just not to fall asleep. How do you guys do it? And they ALWAYS last at least 2-3 hours.
I was gifted it along with a pack of non-English-speaking Oscar Award winners and I have yet to watch it full, I quit towards the middle because of all the jerkoff symbolism and pretentious dialogue. The part where he shits on the socialist and feminist woman is good though.
sorrentino is cannes-tier ''''''''''''''''''intellectual'''''''''''''''''' garbage
It's excellent, not perfect but damned good. You might have to be a little older to get it honestly :)
Youth on the other hand is a mess. He needs a writer.
possible the comfiest genre?
>pic related
>the lives of others
>tinker tailor soldier spy
>breach
>more????
lots of it is spy stuff but I personally prefer stuff that's not
>>71837398
blow up?
>>71837398
Does Rear Window count?
>>71838019
You mean Blow Out?
>>71838036
Bit of a stretch but yeah I think so.
Is this the most an actor has physically done for a role?
>>71837297
he even punch a girl into her vagina just to prepare for a character
>>71837297
>150lbs
>disgusting muscle fibre
>tiny as shit
>just ate low fat clean foods to get ripped because hes so small hed only have to eat like 1000cals
pathetic
>>71837297
That's not the Machinist
>And I went over, and it was Chris. And he said, "Can you look at this?" And he turned and dropped his overalls, which he was naked under. And he had lost an INCREDIBLE amount of weight for the character. And he said "Michael, there's something wrong with my ass, can you have a look?" And the muscles in his ass had literally dropped out of the sockets of his hips. The dignity of the muscles, his ass had literally dropped out of the...
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So he got cucked and stuck with a kid that wasn't his right?
>>71837256
Yes and he also loved a whore
A typical American hero tbqhwyf
It probably was Lieutenant's Dan son
>>71837256
The moral of the movie was this:
Women can do whatever the hell they want they can go off for years do drugs, fuck chads and there will always be a beta cuck waiting for them.
>I figured out way back if God is all-powerful, He cannot be all good. And if He is all good, then He cannot be all-powerful. And neither can you be.
Seriously is this the greatest piece of acting in cape cinema history?
Feel free to object me.
You have a nice ass OP
>>71837064
He figured out Epicurus?
>>71837064
This movie is unrealistic as hell. No one could live 40 days without sex, am I right?
>tfw almost a year
>>71837033
>tfw almost 19 years
The rule included masturbating. I'm sure you could never do that
>"Something a man has that's long"
>...a penis?
>mfw i cant believe she actually said that
is this the new ebin meme from the mexican twitter teens?
dannyboy?
>Something that is warm, wet, musky and women women keep in their underwear!
>vagina?
>WHAT THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW ARE YOU CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY? WHY WOULD YOUR MIND GO THERE!?
I DONN WANNA HOSS DIS SHO NO MO
so why is the barbershop filled with women, sand niggers and homos now? is cube trying to be progressive all sudden?
liked the first barbershop but this is jus unwatchable
>black lives matter line in the movie
I don't see any dune coons in this photo. Which one is the fag ?
>Black Lives Matter line
Welp I guess I'll never watch this one. I really like Barbershop but I don't need to be preached to.
>>71836870
not seen in this pic
How did Jessica Chastain looks so curvey/voluptuous in the Help when she normally looks like a stick?
>>71836675
>Look her up on Wikipedia
> She's unmarried and single
I guess one of us has a chance if we could write a decent script that attracts her to the role.
>>71836758
I thought she was seeing some french guy?
My stalking game has been weak lately.
corsets and padding.
>Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day... a red day... ere the sun rises
>Ride now!... Ride now!... Ride! Ride to ruin and the world's ending!
>Death!
>Death!
>DEATH!
>Forth, Eorlingas!
>MADNESS HAS HAD IT'S DAAAYYYY
>>71836586
Literally the most epic battle speech and scene ever filmed.
>shatter the orc's flank with a massive charge
>horns sound behind them
>Theoden sees the mumakil in the distance, advancing quickly
>without hesitation, shouts "REFORM THE LINE"
>entire cavalry wheels around, reforms, and meets a line of hundred-ton walking death machines head on,...
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>For Frodo
Aside from the memes why did no one ever talk about this movie after it came out? People couldn't stop talking about TDK for years what gives
>>71836303
I don't know about you plan, but the only Batman quote I use irl is from this one
>DO I LOOK LIKE A COP
>>71836303
What was to talk about? He was a big guy, for you.
The main character (CIA) disappeared and it made for a weird movie.
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What does /tv/ think about this movie? Is it gimmicky or pure kino?
A gimmick isn't necessarily a bad thing, I thought it was great
>>71836192
She is so cute.
>>71836498
she really is.. I was so scared that those guys would rape her
Anyone ever go to film screenings where you're the youngest person in the theater by a huge margin? Yesterday, I went to a screening of a 35mm print of Umbrellas of Cherbourg that was put on by a branch of the Library of Congress. The average age in the theater had to 70. How do we get younger movie buffs out to these screenings?
>>71836093
Do you just want a pat on the back/goodboy points for being such a patrician that you viewed this excellent kino. Well, good for you! You are a cineaste, an aesthete, and mommy's good boy! You are the best the board has to offer! Today is YOUR day!
>>71836093
>How do we get
You don't.
>>71836093
I went to a screening of A woman is a woman. I was 22 or so at the time, average age in the theater had to be 50-60.
>>71836185
This
My film nerd friends talk about going to screenings, and very rarely we actually do. But generally someone will torrent shit instead and watch it at their place.
>Gives Renly until dawn to decide if he will join or fight
>Renly is murdered by a shadow demon sent in the middle of the night
>"You are Shireen of House Baratheon, my daughter, rightful heir to the iron throne, and no harm will come to you" or something to that effect
>Burns his daughter and his bloodline alive while she screams and begs for help
>Known to exact justice no matter the case. Literally cuts...
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Stannis was autistic. He was GRRM's metta commentary on the typical guy reading the books in momma's basement between rounds of Dungeons and Dragons
>>71837233
Does anyone seriously believe this fucking bullshit?
>>71835858
You are the cuck that was promised...
>Muh dany dragins
>Muh jun snuw
BTFO faggot
Nobody is falling for this shitty BAIT!
How come I never see you tv fags ever ttalk here about disturbing movies...I used to watch a lot of these years ago...any good ones from the newest years?
>>71835847
saw this years ago but i might have to watch this again, though i doubt it'll have the same effect now
i remember the cinematography and soundtrack being really good for the kind of kino it was
>>71835932
yeah that scene where the giant bald dude rapes a fresh new-born is so kino...
edgy for the sake of edgy
