Prometheus is currently playing on FX.
15 minutes in, get in here
>Commercials
>Pan and Scan
Prometheus fans y'all
>it's an mcuck displays his lack of taste in movies episode
seems kinda redundant
>>68827120
I watched MoS on FX.
ITT: CIA movies
>pic related: great comedy and action flick
>>68826836
I used to like Seagal movies when I was a kid but then started seeing him as an obnoxious wannabe jap clown. Did anyone else experience the same?
>>68826691
>RED
Look at Mary-Louise
HNNNNNNGGGGGG
>the scene when patches comes home and has to nail the doggy door shut for security concerns
I guess no one ever comes back entirely
>the scene when patches goes batshit raging because he found out flurry had an adventure with the neighbor's terrier and she cry while doing the dishes and he meticulously breaks everything in the house telling when and why they bought it
damn, that was dark
>>68826595
>the scene where Rex holds off the vietcong so his friends can escape
I can still hear his yelps
>the scene where i sit at home pretending i'm living my life when really i'm just living through fake images radiating off a glowing box of plastic
How different would this have been with Snyder at the helm?
Just off the top of your head, what immediate changes would he have made?
It would suck?
He would make it suck?
I don't know how he'd do it, but you know he would.
>>68826562
A lot of slow mo scenes. Very muted color with a lot of grey and brown. Symbolism everywhere.
>>68826562
Cinematography. It looks bland as shit.
Does anybody else hate Doug as a character? I don't really understand why the show makes him out to be some good guy; you watch it and all he does is whine and complain about not getting that juicy mayonnaise pussy. He's like charlie brown but an idiot.
Doug is the proto-nice guy. He pioneered the ideology that being nice deserves you to get laid.
>>68826647
Ruined SO MANY kids
>He's like charlie brown but an idiot.
I lold
is this the GOAT episode of malcom in the middle?
>>68826524
Yes
I don't know
Can you repeat the question
ITT: Times when actors shit were fucked up by bad casting
>Tom Cruise as a German officer
He got JUSTed
>American accents for European characters surrounded by European accented European characters in Europe
>>68826454
He actual looked like the guy tho
Will anyone get it right? Who should make it? A Japanese guy maybe?
I thought they were already remaking it with that eyebrows kid
>>68826445
>A Japanese guy maybe?
Enough shoehorning minorities, you fucking gook.
releases next year senpai
Is every King of the Hill episode basically
>Strawman comes onto the show
>Hank is a good boy, he dindu nuffin - he just wanted to mow his lawn. He was getting his propane career back on track!
>Strawman is defeated in some way by Hank's old fashioned ways
Or am I missing something?
Just hank my shit up
Try watching the show.
>>68826323
>strawmans
>strawmans everywhere
Quentin Tarantino is the hilarious and perfect example of the beta male orbiter. He has spent all this time obsessing over her, "the one", and now that she's all used up with three kids after several husbands and boyfriends - and it's not exactly like hollywood is beating down her door either - she turns towards the beta male that was there waiting in the wings... for over 20 years. Uma at this point has done everything (so if Ethan Hawke tried anal with her and she didn't like it, thats an experience Quentin won't get to try) and probably doesn't even want anymore kids. Quentin has no children and might die alone with no sons or daughters to continue his legacy.
Quentin proves that the mindset of the beta male who thinks there is that one special girl is poisonous to a healthy existence. DO NOT PUT PUSSY ON A PEDESTAL. ESPECIALLY WORN OUT OVER THE HILL PUSSY THAT WILL GIVE YOU AUTISTIC CHILDREN EVEN IF SHE DID GET PREGNANT
And true love? True love my ass. Being someones last resort is true love? No. True love is somebody with two choices: you, and somebody better, and her choosing you. That's true love.
Too bad Quentin doesn't get to experience it.
>>68826285
>DO NOT PUT PUSSY ON A PEDESTAL.
This is true.
Too many dudes these days are brought up by a single woman and are never taught this fact.
>>68826285
Well. Life isnt a movie. Or maybe it is as people make the same stupid choices
>>68826712
I never do and I think that is why I am still alone.
I just don't care about the shit women are into.
rest in peace, you magnificent bastard
>>68825833
Robin williams?
gnight sweat prins
>>68825833
I wish he would die. He's a stupid butt-fucking faggot
Why was The Martian allowed to use "fuck" twice in a PG-13 movie?
>>68825789
Because it could
>>68825789
because your gay
the nasa effect, same thing with apollo 13
ITT: >that movie
>Twilight
>watched it on our first date and the night we broke up
>>68825568
>Superbad
>Watched it with my best friend the day before he died on a car accident
I can't stand to watch that movie, even if I simply see the cover I get an uneasy sensation on my chest.
>>68825568
Pearl Harbor. Watched it with my dad before he died.
>>68825680
:(
Dead Poets Society
I went to an all boys private school. Fucking youth man, gone in the blink of an eye
it is actually a very average movie. no outstanding acting, plot is very generic with very retarded scenes (lol @ tony building the prototype alone in a cave).
no interesting action scenes, no tension.
5/10 movie. not even hating on it, it is just really forgettable.
so?
>It's really forgettable
I guess that is why you are talking about a movie that came out 8 years ago. Because it's so forgettable.
>>68825646
/thread
>>68825646
or because it kicked off a multi-movie shitfest that is still happening to this day.
Iron Man 1 tricks you into believing it will be good with an engaging first act. After that it spirals downwards as Marvel fails to make either Tony or Mr. Evil Business-friend engaging in any way.
Is he enjoying Moscow?
>>68825420
I hear it's nice there in summer this time of year tbqh senpai.
>>68825420
Moscow's not enjoying Moscow. Also if that leak of the new series' script is real, kebab removal will be preserved
>>68825625
leak script? what who where? Is Jack Bauer still present?
