just saw this for the first time, holy. i've never seen a movie so painfully pretentious and utterly boring.
nobody here actually likes this right? if so, why?
>>68834102
>he didn't get it
I think Civil War is more your speed
>>68834102
If you didn't get it that's on you, not the film. It's really not even that hard to understand dude.
how much better would this board be if all capeshit and star wars fucked off to /film/
[audience laughing]
>>68834098
RAN OFF ON DA BOARD TWICE!
Memers would still find ways to spam
>at the cinema
>order double cheeseburger with no onions
>movie starts
>take a huge bite of the burger
>it has onions on it
onions are dank bro
>>68834051
RAN OFF ON DA ONIONS TWICE!
>>68834051
Terrible, terrible, memetext story OP.
Very terrible.
Guys, is Tom going to be alright?
>KINDA HOT IN HERE GUYS
He's richer than the pharaohs with a career and life nobody here will ever hope to match.
Yes, he'll be fine. Just because someone ages like a human doesn't mean it is any cause for alarm.
Concentrate on your own life; you might be happier than you are now.
Those audits have been draining his energy
"I'm gonna do to your face what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s"
What did he mean by this?
>>68833652
literally.
>>68833652
For you.
>>68833652
He was going to skullfuck him
So /tv/, what's the best route to get into Tarkovsky? I've always found his films to be too obtuse for me. I saw Nosthalgia and didn't get it, what should I do /tv/? Is there a certain mindset I should have? Where should I start?
>>68833633
>I saw Nosthalgia and didn't get it, what should I do /tv/?
Don't watch his movies? Why would you force yourself to watch a director you don't like?
Ivan's Childhood -> Andrei Rublev -> Stalker -> Solaris -> The Sacrifice -> Nostalghia -> Mirror
>>68833671
Because I feel like if I could get into him there could be a lot to gain and enjoy. Do you just immediately stop watching movies you don't get?
http://deadline.com/2016/04/watership-down-miniseries-john-boyega-james-mcavoy-bbc-netflix-1201745167/
>Netflix and the BBC are teaming on a blockbuster adaptation of children’s favorite Watership Down. The four-part animated miniseries is the brainchild of dynamic Brit production-management banner 42. The series will premiere on BBC One in the UK and internationally on Netflix. An A-list collection of talent has been assembled for the project including Star Wars: The Force Awakens‘ John Boyega, James McAvoy, Nicholas Hoult, Ben Kingsley and Gemma Arterton
Four part miniseries. Might this actually be good?
i've dreamed about another adaptation of Watership Down for fucking years so they better do it right. The Beeb are usually pretty good at things like this, just as long as Boyega does his lovely polite voice.
>>68833674
>i've dreamed about another adaptation of Watership Down for fucking years
Me too, never thought it would happen, though. It sounds promising, not trying to cram it into 90 minutes and not trying to milk several seasons out of it.
>>68833793
It gives them enough space to let Adams world-building breath. The 70s animated film is so sort of odd and tonally unsure of itself (doesnt stop it from being great obviously) that it ends up moving at quite a fast pace, but there's so much deep lore in the book about the rabbits and their language and the common language of the wild animals (hedgerow) and rabbit culture and mythology and El-Ahraihrah, prince of a thousand enemies, that would be absolutely amazing to see on screen.
is this kid kino?
>>68833502
Absolutely
That isn't Home Alone
RAN OFF ON THE MOUSE TWICE
ITT: Dead failed careers that went literally nowhere
>>68833470
hey guy who's tv show this is
>>68833489
Nat's For You
>>68833470
>pictureofmyself.png
Discuss this film
>>68833387
Got me into anvils over 20 years ago. I've got 4 of them now.
>>68833387
Holy shit, is this finally getting a Criterion release?
>film
that's actually kino my friend, rookie mistake
Who is Supreme leader Snookie?
>>68833296
RAN OFF ON DA PLUG TWICE!
Darth Plagueis
>>68833296
andy serkis
Used to be several fansites for her run by 90s autists
thou doth thus thouest
Daisy Fuentes desu
>>68833178
is that genene goroflolo or however you spell it?
She was in "the truth about cats and dogs".
Figured I'd revisit my childhood considering current events and watch the original Power Rangers. Guys, I think I'm in love with Trini. I don't know why she never excited me as a kid (inb4 puberty; every ten-year old wanted to eat out Kimberly).
Like seriously, insta-crush.
Please tell me there's more. I barely remember the show.
She died in a car crash.
Billy left the show because he's gay and the other actors wouldn't stop harassing him about it.
>>68833603
Man, at least post the pasta...
Friendly reminder that the original black black ranger was cast as black because the main character needed a black best friend, then got fired because he wanted to get paid as much as the caucasian rangers. He voices several monsters in the later seasons.
Friendly reminder that the original pink ranger fucked the white ranger and then quit the show to pursue a film career, becoming a totally unheard of actress until a brief resurgence at the beginning of this decade before fading back into obscurity. She is still hot.
Friendly reminder that the original blue ranger quit the show and attempted suicide after being called a faggot by the producers. He came out of the closet officially two years ago. He hasn't acted since, but has served as crew on reality shows including The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Friendly reminder that the Asian original yellow ranger got fired because she wanted to get paid as much as the caucasian rangers, then died in a horrific car accident as a bridesmaid on her way back from a bridal shower while hugely drunk and not wearing a seatbelt. The green ranger was the only original ranger who didn't attend,. He claimed years later that it was because he had to attend the funeral of his dead brother. However, that brother died in April, while the yellow ranger died in September.
Friendly reminder that the Native-American original red ranger is a pathological liar who asserts that he's killed grown men in underground fight clubs and threw a tantrum about the white ranger getting his "It's Morphin' Time line", before getting fired because he wanted to get paid as much as the caucasian rangers. He has also worked as a fireman and EMT.
Friendly reminder that the original green ranger returned to Power Ranger for DinoThunder at the age of 31, and continues to cry about the original red ranger every opportunity he gets. He is also a former undefeated MMA fighter.
How do we fix Star Wars?
BECAUSE
sh
Because /film/ was actually hell
Wow, that was awful. Who cares about Elektra?
>>68833006
While I still like Season 2 overall I think they made a mistake trying to cram both Punisher and Elektra into the same season.
The Punisher plotline feels under-developed because he was easily the best part of the season. A longer arc where we saw more of him, on the hunt and in court, could have been really cool.
With Elektra and the ninjas, it feels really rushed and no answers to anything are given. Why's there a big hole? Is that where the iron coffin thingy was? What is a Black Sky? Someone who doesn't have a moral compass and soul? Is that what they need to put in the iron coffin thingy? What will happen if they complete the ritual? If the person doesn't have a soul, can a demon turn them into a meat puppet? How old is the Hand? Etc etc etc.
Both could have used a longer arc, for different reasons.
>>68833006
nobody. she's terrible.
>>68833221
To me it's not that she needed to be fleshed out more, she was just inherently uninteresting. Putting her with the Punisher made it even worse by comparison.
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