/tv/ characters that are literally you.
me on the left
>enjoys fine dining
>demeans cohorts
>wicked sense of humor
can we have an essential dadcore thread?
more like insomnia core
reminder that House was a shitty Becker ripoff
>>68841633
do you think becker would tip bob for a favor?
After seeing Primer multiple times and studying several explanations I finally understand everything except that I still have three questions. I will refer to this explanation, because it is the easiest one to follow:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUzy-xPf0MI
My questions are:
1. Abe has been switching boxes on at 5 pm daily just in case, and when he woke up in friday early morning due to kids playing with car alarms he came with an idea to punch Platt in the face with Aaron, then go back to 5 pm previous day and stop kids from waking Abe up, thus preventing the plan of punching Platt. But that would create another pair of permanent duplicates of Abe and Aaron, because they won't go into the boxes. Why wouldn't they instead not prevent kids from waking Abe up and coming with the plan of punching Platt, but instead stop them in the process, somewhere on the road when they would drive to Platt's place, tell them not to do that but still go into the boxes? That would have prevented permanent duplicates.
2. Abe and Aaron had a conversation in the park three times, first one when Aaron wasn't aware of time traveling (this one is not shown in the film), second one when Aaron 2 was recording conversation, but Abe was still unaware that Aaron already timetraveled, and third one when Abe 5 and Aaron 6 used safe boxes and went back to monday morning again. That last one is when Abe collapsed. My question is why would they even go to park and have this final conversation again? They are both just traveled back, they are both aware of everything, and they both have already had this conversation, but this time both of them are aware. Why would they talk again? For whom? Why wouldn't they just skip it?
3. What are they planning to do with Aaron 0 locked in the attic?
>>68841308
hey bro, its a movie. want a beer?
>>68841378
It's more than a movie, it's a puzzle and I want to solve it.
>>68841950
this should help you answer those questions
why did Ragnar go all Fagnar over Applestan?
>Nordic Viking King, badass, mai applestan, fag.
>>68841196
>nordic
You answered your own question.
>>68841196
>hey man
>hey
>do you maybe...want to fuck my wife?
>>68841196
Applestand was such a nice boy
>rent a kino
>switch the dvd with a flick
>return it
next time you try to rename a picture from twitter to a "4chan filename" maybe get the number of digits right you fucking imbecile.
>>68841134
false. all kinos only come on laserdisc and Betamax.
>>68841849
and filmed in 8mm tape
Henry Cavill here. I need some recommendations on ways to save my hair, you guys could totally see my scalp in BVS!
>>68840857
dw man I literally am getting your hairline as well and am only 22.
*hug*
>>68840857
Tell Zack to stop giving you that shitty slick back look when you're superman
>>68840857
why did you kill all those people?
How did he escape?
Is this the greatest plot hole in cinema history?
>>68840834
I used to work in a bar, there was a cold room like in that movie.
Almost every cold room has an emergency wingnut which can be unscrewed attached to the doors hinges, if you take the wing nut off, the door will fall down.
However, no wingnut is visible on this door so probably the ghosts
>>68840834
Didn't the ghost bartender just let him out?
I hate this movie so muc
The entire point of the book is "the ghosts aren't real, he's just going crazy", and then Kubrick adds this scene to butcher it.
Fuck this movie.
It's kind of embarrassing for me to try and put into words my feelings after watching this film, but it's been eating away at me for nearly 5 months now and I think I need help making sense of it, or at least to hear from people that might have had similar experiences.
I want to say that I had some kind of profound reaction to watching the film in the sense that it has made me feel a way that no other film has done before. Since watching Stalker, I have felt like I have not been able to watch another film. From watching 2-3 films a week, the idea of watching a film now feels pointless to me. In the last 5 months I have watched only two films. The Martian at a family outing (because they wanted to), and I watched Victoria this morning in an attempt to try and jump-start my drive to watch films. And to clarify, I don't feel like I've lost my love of film. I still have long conversations about films with friends, I still read all the film news on reddit and am keeping up with trailers for new releases, and even feeling like I want to go and watch some of these new releases. But when it comes to making a decision to go and watch a film, I think of Stalker and it feels pointless.
>>68840716
If all you can think about is a Tarkovsky film, then surely it wouldn't hurt to try watching another Tarkovsky film. He is, after all, one of the greatest filmmakers that ever lived.
is this a new pasta?
I've never seen this flick so should I watch it or are you trying to ruse me
>>68840716
If you are thinking of watching one of his films, I would definitely recommend Solaris or Andrei Rublev; both are brilliant. However, neither got me thinking as hard and for as long as Stalker as it really spoke to me at that point in time.
Which is the best episode?
>>68840679
I like the one where the old man gives his shitty family ugly masks.
Midnight Sun is a personal favorite only because I like watching it with you guys every marathon
Are you implying anyone here is old enough to have seen that shit?
lmao
I like to think that they stuck with Glenn. But some people come up with theories to say otherwise.
>>68840624
It's Glenn.
>>68840624
Abraham
>>68840624
well considering nobody has any other answer, and even if they did we'd have to way to know if it's realiable.
i'd say it's definately yougene or one of neagan's own men
poor sick maggie would cry if they killed glenn
me irl
>>68840482
Twisslers are f@&king gross
>>68840637
real talk right here
Red Vines 4 lyfe
>>68840697
>Red Vines
hey grandpa
TFA is painful to re-watch. the only good part is when they steal the tie fighter in the beginning. evrything else is shit. they shoehorned c3po and r2d2, they made a stupid bb8 to sell toys, starkiller is a 15th deathstar...too many fucken characters phasma literally does nothing except get caught,
no good saber battles - (episode 3 had tons of good saber fights. dooku vs anakin/obi, obi vs grevious, obi vs anakin, and yoda vs palpatine. 4 based fights in 1 movie. wtf did TFA have? fucking level 1 girl vs bootleg vader, and level 1 girl wins? wtf? a stormtrooper vs bootleg vader, and stormtrooper almost won? how is anyone supposed to take kylo ren as a serious threat to the galaxy when a little stormtrooper or untrained scavenger can take over him?
I was rooting for Kylo Ren. A real character who trains hard and accomplishes something.
Somehow a womyn and a nigger manage to kill him. Fucking hated that revenge fantasy, white guilt shit. Ruined the movie for me.
Keep identity politics out of Hollywood.
>>68840432
>no good saber battles - (episode 3 had tons of good saber fights
Out of all opinions this is the worst one
I just hate it tried nothing new. The prequels are flawed, but they tried to to do something, which is usually imo the best part.
This shit just kind of makes Episode VI pointless. This film was a shameless cash grab. Rey is there to appeal to the women who never gave a shit about Star Wars beforehand, Finn is there to appeal to the black community who never gave a shit beforehand. Everybody knew that the audience of the other films would see it anyway (kids, men).
The attempt to sell more toys is blatantly obvious.
"Let's give C3PO a red arm"
"Let's create a new R2D2 but a ball instead"
"Let's create new Stormtrooper helmets when they're not really any different than the last trilogy"
Kylo Ren is only interesting because we've never seen a character headed from the dark side to the light before.
>but "muh Episode VI Vader"
Vader wasn't really like that.
>Watching Seinfeld
>Kramer appears on screen
>Americlap audience starts clapping and won't stop for several seconds to a full minute
Why? He wasn't even gone long. IF he was gone nearly the whole episode I could understand, but this is in the first couple minutes of the damn show.
They edited those applauses down quite a bit too. According to Jerry Seinfeld, they'd go on for a full minute or more.
It was just a recorded laughtrack.
Stop clapping. It's not funny.
Why is Alabama portrayed in films as a state full of racist halfwits and /pol/-esque amateurs?
Because it's OK to generalize and stereotype the South/whites
>>68840305
even tho its 70% black
>>68840425
Remember to always bring this up when they mention the South average IQ
... HE DUSNT DO ANYTHING?
>>68840160
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