... HE DUSNT DO ANYTHING?
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... HE DUSNT DO ANYTHING?
>>68840160
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MUUUUAAAAAAAH
MYAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Don't talk to me or Masson ever again
Failed memes general
>>68840393
Eat shit
>>68840393
>failed me-me
For you
>>68840160
IRONSIDE
>>68840367
KEK
MMMMAHHHthefrnsh
Imagine being Orson in that ad and having to be all like "Muuuhaaaahhh, Paul Masson, you fuckin' fine, all delicious with your in-the-bottle fermentation and horrific faux-French monstrous taste. I would totally drink you, both in this advert and one for frozen peas." when all he really wants to do is drink another $500 Dom Perignon in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Orson and not only sit in that chair while the extra pours his disgusting California champagne in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the suspicious-looking sediment building in it, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that pour. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking taste but Paul Masson's haughty attitude as everyone on set says it's VINTAGE DATED and DAMN, PAUL MASSON CHAMPAGNE TASTES LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and drink the disgusting fucking piss water contorting your palette into horrific flavours you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been drinking nothing but a healthy diet of Krug and Bollinger and later alleged moonshine for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wisconsin. You've never even drunk anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the chemical contaminants in this mass produced sham pigswill as it's poured again and again for you, the extra smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in the "French excellence (for that is what they call it)", the excellence they worked so hard for with fermentation techniques in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could break a bottle and stab everyone in this room, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Orson Welles. You're drunk as fuck and don't know why the extra isn't doing anything. Just bear it. Slurr your lines and bear it.
>>68840393
/tv/ won't fail memes before their time
>>68840393
failed faggot
here's your (You)
If you need me I'll be in my trailer chugging Dom Perignon
>>68840160
>action Orson, please.
>>68840367
fucking kek
Ah what luck! There's a french fry stuck in my beard.
Imagine being Orson in that ad and having to be all like "Muuuhaaaahhh, Paul Masson, you fuckin' fine, all delicious with your in-the-bottle fermentation and horrific faux-French monstrous taste. I would totally drink you, both in this advert and one for frozen peas." when all he really wants to do is drink another $500 Dom Perignon in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Orson and not only sit in that chair while the extra pours his disgusting California champagne in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the suspicious-looking sediment building in it, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that pour. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking taste but Paul Masson's haughty attitude as everyone on set says it's VINTAGE DATED and DAMN, PAUL MASSON CHAMPAGNE TASTES LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and drink the disgusting fucking piss water contorting your palette into horrific flavours you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been drinking nothing but a healthy diet of Krug and Bollinger and later alleged moonshine for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wisconsin. You've never even drunk anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the chemical contaminants in this mass produced sham pigswill as it's poured again and again for you, the extra smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in the "French excellence (for that is what they call it)", the excellence they worked so hard for with fermentation techniques in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could break a bottle and stab everyone in this room, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Orson Welles. You're drunk as fuck and don't know why the extra isn't doing anything. Just bear it. Slurr your lines and bear it.
>>68842615
Like he could afford Dom!
AAAAH the BIG GUY BANE
>>68842287
>>68844611
Why did I laugh both times
is F for Fake good? should i watch it?
>>68844729
What the fuck did you just fucking shay about me, you *hic* little... bi...hmmnnng....zzzzzz
/tv/ will post no meme before it's time
MAUGHAHHHHH the FRIENDSand BANE have always been celebrated for their BIGness. there is an Usbekistani fliiightplaaan by Bill Wilsón. Inspiiiiiiired. by that same masked mercenaRY. itsfiledwiththeagencyandlikethebestflighplans it includes me, my men, doctor pavel here, but onl-
>>68844889
>>68844889
It's extremely painful to hear that
MUUAAAHHH the Dench has always been celebrated for portraying M
>>68844729
Apparently he did extremely well from all those commercials and voice acting and died a wealthy man.
>>68844948
This is awful, you should kill yourself.
>>68845106
We got ourselves a hothead here
>>68845106
Leave.
>>68842287
Holy shit I loled is this OC?
>>68845247
No.
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/Imagine%20being%20Orson%20in%20that%20ad%20and%20having%20to%20be%20all%20like/
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