Describe the latest episode with exactly two words.
>>69310907
oath breaker
two swords
fart lol
Meanwhile, on /tv/, in the year 2046...
BANE?
Hey what's up!
>...
>Hey Dinesh, nice chain. Do you choke your mother with it when you put your penis in her butthole?
That and the girl blackmailing them was the funniest thing on the episode
>mfw Based Bighead is back next episode
and fuck action jack. When is Monica gonna do something significant?
Anyone know when the cool jackets will show up?
I'm still debatin whether Richard is retarded or has Peter Parker tier luck.
I've finally realised what it is about Game of Thrones that I find slightly off-putting (as a fan of the show):
It lacks cohesion.
And I don't mean that it's labyrinthine and I forget some of the characters and relationships and they recast too much, etc. I mean, it feels like every character, as opposed to having their own plotline, is in THEIR OWN COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FANTASY STORY. It's a strength and a weakness, really.
This guy over here is fighting ice zombies and is being resurrected. Cool. That's enough to build an entire story around.
Over here this guy's off on a quest to become a wizard or some shit.
This other kid is off possessing animals and time travelling.
This other kid is becoming a shapeshifting assassin, I guess?
Another character is trying to tame dragons to conquer a kingdom.
The list goes on - you could build satisfying stories around each of these, and I'm concerned they won't all come together and feel important.
Same here. AfterJon Snurrrrrrrrrrrleft at the end of S3 I wondered how the hell any of his siblings that are still looking for him are gonna find him
>>69310810
>Jon Snurrrrrrrrrrr
Read it in his voice. It's weird that I never hear about Americans putting up subtitles for this show.
The problem is that they dedicate too many stories to use in an episode.
Limit each episode to 1 or 2 narratives, instead of like 5 or 6.
>The Wall, Jon, Davos, Mellisandre,
>The Boltons, Winterfell
>Sansa, Briene, Podrick
>Theon, The Greyjoys, The Iron Islands
>Kings Landing, The council, Cersei, Jamie, The High sparrow, Qyburn,
>Bran, The Raven, Hodor
>Arya, the Faceless men, Bravoss
>Danerys, Drogon, Jonah, The Horse fuckers
>Tyrion, Grey Worm, Varys, Harpys, Mereen
>Sand Snakes
>The Tyrells
>Littlefinger and his antics
>The Freys
>After twilight, her career is dead.
2016...
>Net worth of $70 miilion
> Only American actress to win a César award
>Free to pick and choose which roles she ants to take
>Doesn't have to hide her sexuality
Please, let's keep the discussion civil and not just talk about her feet.
>>69310710
Hi Krager!
Why did they kill The Big Shoe?
She has very sexual feet
Is it any good?
The trailer makes it seem try-hard as fuck.
>>69310625
Very good
>>69310625
>try-hard
It's very good but it's not for you, honestly
It was kind of boring. No point to the movie either.
>ITT: Hollywoods stupidly hot but believable villains.
I'll start with pic related.
eva green in 300:2
>>69310572
>believable
it's Transporter, nothing in those movies is meant to be believable, remember when he deflected an RPG with a dinner tray and unhooked that bomb from under his car?
that bitch is hot though.
>>69310572
>no tits
>"sexy"
Wew lad, somebody's been buying into that corporate Kool-Aid again
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>"... a number of known enhanced persons has grown exponentially..."
Now will Marvel TV shills (both AoS and Netflix) stop complaining that their shows aren't getting any mention in the movies? There's their "blanket recognition" to keep them happy, take it or leave it.
>"Didju hear dat guise, they recognized dat inhumans do exist! I'm totally geeking out rn"
>>69310361
>filenameLink pls
>>69310361
I'm confused, does this mean that the movies and the TV shows don't share the same universe?
I'm curious, lads: if I was born in 95, do you consider me a le 90s kid or a disgusting filthy rotten repulsive 00s piece of trash?
You're a faggot.
>>69310198
template
>In my culture, death is not the end. it's more of a stepping off point. You reach out with both hands and Bast and Sekhmed, they lead you into the greater elsewhere. Forever.
>That sounds very peaceful.
>My father thought so. I am not my father.
>T'Challa, Task Force will decide who brings in Barnes.
>Don't bother Ms. Romanoff. I will kill him myself.
tfw you will never be hunted down by the black panther.
>>69310192
Nigger.
>>69310192
>tfw you will never be hunted down by the black panther.
Makes me miss being white in the 70s
Based Kangs
>all those namedrops and direct nods/references to other MCU movies brought up in casual conversation
>all that extra shit which probably 50% or less of the audience knows or cares to know about
At which point does the average moviegoer's ability to watch these films become nullified because they can't keep up with how interconnected the universe is becoming?
Can't imagine what it'll be like come Infinity War.
How hard is it to watch 1 or 2 movies per year?
>>69309984
>watching the third movie in a series you are unfamiliar with
????
>>69309984
>watch these films become nullified because they can't keep up with how interconnected the universe is becoming?
you don't need people to follow the plot. in fact you don't need a plot at all. remember transformers 4 made a billion bucks.
Bruce! Lois es la clave! Soy hispano? Soy hispana. Mátame ahora.
>>69309937
OY VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
lois is a slave? what?
>NO FUE PENAAAAL
What did he mean?
Are there any decent sites for news on film?
All I find constantly cover cancer like who's playing the next Spiderman, how Schwarzenneger is now starring on an epic new comedy, or how everyone hates the new Ghostbusters. Just terrible... I hate nerd culture so much...
I mean just now I had to manually google for Todd Solondz to see what's up with his latest film, and the other day it had to occur to me to search "neon demon trailer" on YouTube to see if it was available. I really want this shit to come to me on a RSS feed without having to look at a Captain America image
KG
>>69310278
Karagarga?
>>69309701
The Fandor Daily is the best cinephile news site
https://www.fandor.com/blog/category/daily
How will this affect the call for a gay love story in the next Star Wars? Will Disney capitulate to Chinese sensibilities to keep the film in theaters?
>>69309650
You don't get to bring AIDS
>>69309650
Do Jews love money more than they hate Christianity ?
>>69309650
No source
ITT: We trigger /tv/
>>69309630
is he the robin to Ricky's Batman?
>>69309630
HAHAHAHAHA
Anyone else want to see Jimmy Carr as The Joker?
>>69309714
Carr is actually funny
