This is the trashiest, most lowbrow, most unfunny, self-indulgent, reddit-tier movie I have ever been forced to watch. If you like it even ironically, you seriously need to put a gun in your mouth and fucking kill yourself
>>69299219
>unironically calling anything "reddit-tier"
That sure is some intelligent criticism you're expressing there, fämälämämoominpappa.
nice blog
ayyyy
He just wanted plums.
Why did he look so chubby in this?
He looked very skinny in The Martian, and Civil War started filming right after he finished The Martian.
>>69299200
The clothes.
He was ripped during filming.
>>69299200
He was cultivating mass.
ITT Movies that were true patrician and kino tier that disgusting masses couldn't digest it's highly refined taste.
>>69299084
Those transitions looked like someone edited them in Powerpoint, plus acting and angled camera. Truly a piece of shit.
>>69299084
obviously BvS/man of steel
>>69299084
>I'm RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY angry!
Jesus Christ, I can't take this guy seriously.
>>69299053
Don't worry, he's gonna die (decapitation).
Did Howland Reed backstab Dayne in the books too?
>>69299179
No idea Gurm didn't explain it yet, although that was... disappointing
Are you ready for Marvel getting good again?
>>69299028
Yep im going with my wife's son. I bet he will like baron mordo.
when will the capeshit end
>>69299028
>again
![The.Shield.S01E01.Pilot.DVDRip.XviD-Rogue.avi_snapshot_37.10_[2015.11.29_21.01.05].png](https://i.imgur.com/9ngdox3.png "The.Shield.S01E01.Pilot.DVDRip.XviD-Rogue.avi snapshot 37.10 [2015.11.29 21.01.05]")
What was his fucking problem?
suck her tits a little maybe?
>>69298943
Hands on the shoulders and "pero no te atreviste"
Baldlet
Manlet
LAPD
Autism gene
This is Shit. I didn't even smile once. I've watched the whole Deadpool gameplay like a movie and I recommend that than this.
Absolute marketing. Sheeps made this a success.
SUPER > GoTG > Deadpool for comedies.
>>69298823
its pretty cringe.
i cant tell if i hate it or love it.
Ryan Reynolds was a smug lovable asshole but now he's sucessful he's just a smug asshole.
Something about him just feels off now.
Deadpool as a comic book movie was VERY much on point and Reynolds was born to play him but i cant help but feel i shouldnt like this movie.
It didnt really have any weight to it either so hopefully the 2nd one will clear it up.
None of the jokes were funny and the action was meh. I liked and read Deadpool as a kid so this sucking was a big letdown.
>>69298823
It's an uninspired collection of stupid jokes intended for 16 year old edgelords. At some point I just stopped listening and just looked at the pictures.
>Oh look at me, I'm a superhero, but I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHER SUPERHEROES, I MAKE JOKES NO MATTER WHAT. NO MATTER WHAT HAHA
>Haha, wow this looks like a serious situation, but I DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY HAHA DID I LEAVE THE STOVE ON ??? HAHA
>I know I'm all tough and kill people for money, BUT I WEAR A WATCH FOR LITTLE GIRLS HAHAHA
>This is a movie, but I'm sometimes aware that I'm in a movie! THE MAKERS OF THIS MOVIE ARE SUCH DORKS HAHA !
That in a 90 minutes loop. Literally got tired of it after five minutes, unbearable.
>/tv/ likes Civil War
WE REBBIT NOW
Look at this dude
>>69298790
I agree OP, how could someone like something popular.
If she was the only one clean of sin through out the movie why did she turn to sin at the end?
Were the others actually damned for sins or was that just the explanation and excuse they used to convince themselves that what was happening had a purpose?
Also fuck pleb reviewers man. Every review said this movie was slow and I just dont fucking get that. It was a tight 90 minutes with no filler and mind boggling shit happening at every given moment. How the fuck is this a slow movie?
>user score that low
So this is the power of capeshit viewers... whoh
>>69298676
Not enough explosions
Satan is just out for tight young pussy. The others were simply in the way of him getting it.
>Captain.America.Civil.War.2016.1080p.HDTC.x264.AC3-PAHE
>Captain.America.Civil.War.2016.1080p.HDTC.x264.AC3-PAHE
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There. Saved you 14 bucks.
And here.
>>69298334
Not possible. The movie just came out. Nice bait though.
>>69300399
>Not possible
Christ
He's going to die soon.
This will be the celebrity death that hits me hardest so far, probably until Arnold dies. But what Clint did for the film industry is more impressive in my eyes, he's just as prolific a director as he is an actor.
FML when he dies I'm gonna need to take a day off work.
He'll be fine.
>>69298283
It's not like his death will be a shock or anything
>>69298283
So is swank hot or ugly?
Should i give this capeshit a try now that good copy is out?
How good is the copy?
>>69298254
details please
Why the downloads are split in parts?
Is Captain America still a superhero?
A big part of his superpower was to serve and help people or the greater good, in Civil War he acted selfish and stubborn. Sure he has his strength but i think it's symbolic that he has no shield and no outfit at the end of the movie. Also can he be ever become Captain America again?
>>69298186
He still has superpowers
>>69298219
>he has powerful steroids
Now he's aN O M A D
What do you fags think of this movie?
>>69298174
So bad it's good tier.
>>69298205
Wrong one
>>69298205
I meant the 1973 version
how fucking hyped were you when you saw this?
>>69298173
Very.
I think it's pretty great that ultimately it turned out it was where Jacob was living all this time.
I will keep saying this until this day there's no show better than lost hands down
>>69298173
I was much more hyped when I saw this to be honest
I'm just so fucking beside myself with anger for how they ended that show, fuck Damon Lindelof, that cunt deserves to burn in hell for all of eternity
![LostFinale[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yLoMDbo.jpg "LostFinale[1]")
