Why was LOTR great and the Hobbit basically shit?
I read both and know Hobbit was a bit stretched, but both are good material to make a movie. Can't help feeling maybe it is nostalgia and the feeling everything was better back in the day? However just watched Fellowship again yesterday and still enjoyed it much more.
>>69831697
>Hobbit was a bit stretched
>a bit
One was made for story.
One was made for money.
Have you read the Hobbit? You can read it in an afternoon it's like 200 pages it's a kids book.
You can finish the book before watching the entire first movie.
LOTR = something for fans
TH = something for studios
I SEE PLANS WITHIN PLANS
Why would he want the Duke's son killed?
>>69831699
uncertainity is not welcomed
>>69831615
>tfw insurance doesn't cover accutane
Make sentences using movie titles
>>69831520
Return of the Jedi Goodfellas
Only God Forgives The Neon Demon
Fletch The Cuckold
Men status: BTFO.
>>69831493
It's funny because a man could have done that. The fact that she's not a man plays no part in the killing of this faggot. It's like she made a conscious decision to drop a horrible pun before she killed him and he stood there and listened to it.
Dumb ass ripoff of the no women born prophecy from Macbeth.
Here's how it was presented in the book:
>Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!
A cold voice answered:
>Come not between the Nazgûl and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shriveled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye.
A sword rang as it was drawn.
>Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may.
>Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!
Then Merry heard of all sounds in that hour the strangest. It seemed that Dernhelm laughed, and the clear voice was like the ring of steel.
>But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund’s daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.
>>69831689
>pun
How do you feel about Patton Oswalt?
>literally cucked by the Grim Reaper
>>69831460
Indifferent.
who?
awful poster thread
Has any TV character suffered as much as Jack Bauer?
WHERE IS THE BOMB
TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB IS NOW
DAMMIT
thanks Jack. We wouldn't be here without you
Tony Soprano
>Mom was the devil
>Dad gave him panic attacks
>Janice was a bitch
>Daughter screwed around with Jamal Ginsberg, the hasidic homeboy
>Raised his son so he wouldn't end up like him and then realized he made a huge mistake with how AJ turned out
>Didn't have any actual friends, just flunkies
>Constant tightrope act to just stay alive and out of jail
>Heir you were grooming to take over the family was a junkie who wasn't loyle to his capo
>Therapist won't hop on your gabbagool and dumps you because some Jew told her that Tony's a sociopath
His whole life was unmitigated suffering - suffering on his part and suffering for others who didn't give a shit about him.
>detective looks at dead body
>"looks like there's new players in town"
>>69831293
Never happened
>>69831332
Prove it
>detective looks at dead body
>it's a teenager
>"damn, xe had a whole life ahead of xir"
Vera Farmiga has a PHAT ol booty.
m-mommy?
I NEED TO EAT THAT TBQH
What went wrong?
>>69831076
the board your on, /v/ is thata way son
your brain development
Ask Zod's snapped neck.
>Batman v Superman = 6/10
>Capt 3 Civil war = 7/10
> X-men Apocalypse =8/10
Can we agree on this
>>69830993
Capeshit automatically maxes out at 7/10 so no.
>>69830993
Batman v Superman = 5/10
Capt 3 Civil War = 8/10
X-men Apocalypse = 6/10
>>69831033
>muh muh capeshit
get over it pleb, you don't know what your talking about
Who was in the wrong here?
yo momma
>>69830767
who ever thought it was a good idea to make terminator sequels after 2
there was video of this?
Just rewatched Drive, and while I can safely say it's aesthetic as FUCK, I didn't really notice it being any more neon or 80's than any other movie. Only thing that felt distinctly 80's were the titles and the crash where Ron Perlman gets BTFO.
It's comfy as fuck though, and fucking beautiful as all hell. Makes me want to go driving at night just wandering around town, wasting gas and soaking in the fucking atmosphere.
>>69830717
bump
>>69830717
It is comfy as fuck right until Christina HNNNGdricks gets her head blown in and Driver goes all-out psycho mode. But yeah I get what you mean about the film. There's something about this film, it's hard to explain
>>69831184
I remember the first time I saw it that scared the living fuck out of me.
It's pretty impressive now, now that I'm actually trying to make short films (the ones I have are shit) and I can appreciate technical aspects like that a little more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ9u7g-jSmk
Check out this cuck
>giving cucks attention
>>69830706
>eating meat while arguing a vegetarian is bad somehow
>showing sexy pics while arguing feminists is also bad somehow
What a retard. If I think Im right and they are wrong, why would I not do the thing that only they think is wrong. cuck mentality right there. stopped watching
>>69830706
Mike is streaming right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR-7fRIZZn4
Ask him what's going on
Was he Mary Sue?
>>69830610
Considering he was beaten, tortured, and captured into slavery, no.
>>69830731
This, he's actually been through a lot of shit and barely holds on.
>>69830610
Being a heroic protagonist doesn't make you a mary sue, moron.
