WTF, I hate Nazis now!
>>70160916
Good kino.
BTW, what happened to the girl that the kid was with during the 1st half of the movie? Last time we see her is when kid goes with the rest of men in search for food and never returns.
>>70161458
You see her at the end with a whistle all bloody with blood running down her legs implying she had been raped, the kid repeats what she said to him at the beginning
>>70160916
You didn't hate them before the movie? :D
>In The Name Of The King Thread?
Considering Warcraft has been released, let's look back on another fantasy vidya game movie that not many may know about.
Oh I know about it, I just wish I could forget.
>>70160962
It wasn't that bad. That fight scene between the 2 guys was great
Does this show ever get good? All I've seen so far is Vikings being cucks, b-grade acting, f-grade writing, and a battle scene so shit and retarded that I stopped watching... Vikings thread I guess.
It only gets worse.
>>70160856
fix your attitude you might get a friend mate
>>70160899
If I'm watching this horse shit on Netflix I'm obviously past that point shit stain.
Rome > Game of Plebs
I've rewatched Rome 3 times, and binged youtube clips countless times. I haven't rewatched any GoT episode since the 3rd season, and now I mostly only watch it ironically.
>>70160770
>penguins > polar bears
>>70160770
Is that even a discussion? Obviously Rome is the better series.
> Movies like pic related
I will start:
Moon (2009)
Timecrimes (2007)
Enemy (2013)
Coherence (2013)
Predestination (2014)
Primer
>>70160456
Inception
>>70160456
What's it about?
Movies like this?
Looking for Comfy Sci Fi
Oblivion is surprisingly similar
>>70160395
Warcrafts failure has retroactively ruined moon
Dark Star
Cargo
Apollo 18 (no, really).
Is Twin Peaks one of the greatest television series of all time?
In my opinion it is the greatest
>>70160328
Stargate cross over when?
>>70160386
He also played the same character in X-Files
>As Marlon once so beautiful fucking said to me, ‘Life is a birdsong’. That’s stuck with me...For everybody, the clock’s ticking. The main thing is whether you sit there and stare at the clock in fear of your ultimate demise – which is pointless – or you just live.
>First, I reached a point where I cared so much and was so diligent in terms of approaching the work...Then you get to where you care so fucking much that it gets goddam beleaguering, you know?
>But then a great thing happens. Suddenly you care enough to not give a fuck because not giving a fuck, that’s the total liberation. Being game to try anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_14uEX59V8
Wow it's really easy to see past the bullshit now that he's ugly af
>>70160355
it's not that bullshitty, you do swing back and forth in your discernments, you just only let people know about the positives because that's all they wanna hear.
>It's 2030
>You're a 66yo Johnny Depp
>You're on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean 10
>They didn't even gave you a personal trailer, you have to share one with Stephen Graham because the studio knows you're desperate for work, so they low balled the shit out of you
>Everyday morning, you remember that bitch's face
>You remember how great her ass looked as you pounded her doggystyle, ignoring the voice in the back of your head
>The voice that said: "STOP.Stop it right now. You know where this road ends. You're a multi millionaire hollywood superstar. You heard the stories. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
>But you've abandoned reason, lied to yourself "It's gonna be fine", you just couldn't resist that sweet, prime pussy, as you do another line of blow
>And now here we are, the end of the road, the alimony hell.
>You think of what your future may bring and see nothing but pitch black darkness
>Your train of misrable thoughts is cut off by Stephen's raspy old voice: "Fancy a drink, Johnny boy?"
>You think to yourself "It's only 8am, and i'm almost 4 weeks sober now, after the doctor told me my liver is about to give up for good"
>...
>"Yea, sure Stephen, why not. why the fuck not...."
I SAID
HEY
WHAT'S
GOING
Pt. 1
>Couch gag is Bernie vs Hillary boxing match in the living-room, enter Trump and both candidates decide to put their differences aside to form a single, unified fist of Democratic justice to punch Trump's head off
>Cut to Bart and Homer sitting at the kitchen table for breakfast as Marge is incessantly nagging Homer for staying out at Moe's all night again the night prior
>Homer spaces out and goes into a daydream sequence where he thinks about how happy he would be with another woman who is more understanding of his shortcomings
>The dream is cut short when special guest cameo Amy Schumer tells Homer that he is a misogynistic pig for thinking about being happy with another woman
>Homer snaps back to reality and begins to realize that he need not necessarily find emotional comfort in the arms of another woman
>He reaches the logical conclusion that the only way he can find happiness without being branded a rapist is through homosexuality
>Montage set to the tune of (Something by the Weekend) follows about Homer's attempt at finding gay love in all the wrong places as he goes through a list of all of Springfield's known homosexuals, most of whom are bit character call-backs from previous seasons as a subtle nod to the show's roots (i.e. gay steel mill workers, the guy from the hipster knick knack store, the guy who tried to rape Moe, the two gay guys Homer briefly roomed with etc)
>during the montage, Bart accidently sees his Dad at a gay bath house while piloting Millhouse's new drone
>The last person on the list is Smithers, who only considers the affair an option to make Mr. Burns jealous and finally return his feelings for him
>Homer and Smithers decide to go on a date together to "Gay Olive Garden" in Springfield's gay district, but Homer quickly proves himself to be a brutish slob and Smithers excuses himself in disgust
Pt. 2
>Homer is completely disheartened and begins to lose all hope for having a gay affair
>He mopes about and is shown having little to no interest in the things that he normally enjoys, even going so far as to refuse a DUFF beer at dinner, much to the shock of his family
>Bart notices how morose his father has become and sets out to find his Dad a gay partner (another montage follows set to Alejandro be Lady Gaga)
>He ends up empty handed and the father and son are seen sitting at the same breakfast setting from earlier equally depressed
>Enter Millhouse
>"Hey, that's it!" they both exclaim at each other, elated at their sudden revelation
>"What's it?" asks a bemused Millhouse, happy to finally be the center of attention
>the last scene shows Millhouse and Homer sharing a passionate kiss in Bart's treehouse, as the Simpson and Van Houten families watch proudly below, a proud tear streams down Lisa's cheek
>Fade to credits shows that the episode is dedicated to all of the brave LGBT persons whose civil rights struggle will be remembered throughout time
>Sideplot is Marge hits Disco Stu with her car and nurses him back to health
is it time to play "is it a real plot?"
>>70160084
>the guy who tried to rape Moe
I can't tell if this happened.
Who /David/ here?
>>70160016
I would plough Marge's anus hole with the fire of a thousand fucking suns.
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
comfy show
When child actors do horror films, are they allowed to watch them afterwards?
No, they're only allowed when they do porn films.
>>70160014
You'd have to ask the parents, you stupid fuck.
>>70160054
I don't know any parents of such kids, so I'm asking for /tv/s assumptions on this, you ignorant shithead :^)
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Kevin James
Bill Cosby
>>70160038
You mean Adam Sandler?
Or Ben Stiller if he gets to write and direct.
There are people in this world that actually torrent this quality and watch the movie.
>>70159976
animals.
>>70159976
it's fucking russian kek
>>70159976
For me it depends on what kind of movie it is.
Comedy then sure, drama depends. Anything like action, scifi or horror where the visuals are important than definitely not
Seinfeld isn't funny
ok
>>70159854
It's comfy as fuck though.
