>this movie has an 8.1 IMDB rating.
Just end me now senpai. Watched it yesterday hoping it will pick up at some point. It was the most straightforward cheesy/corny movie I've seen in a while.
>IMA DIE BUT MUH SONGS ARE BAD XD
>MUH SCIENCE THE SHIT OUTA DIS ;)
>MUH LE ALOOF RAPPER KID NOT CARING ABOUT BOSS XD
I thought I was gonna puke.
>>70155815
Adding "muh" into your critism doesn't make it seem more valid.
>we want the Reddit audience
Well of course
>>70155842
>muh criticism
What went wrong?
Nothing. Comfy as fuck.
>>70155736
Something during your mother's pregnancy
>>70155736
no sequel
2>1>3>6=7.2>7.1>4>5
>>70155733
Proud to say I saw none of them. My older cousin seen em all and read all the books.
>>70155733
Not bad but I'd put 7 lower, didn't think part 1 or 2 was all that great. I'd say 7.1 is def the worst of the series. Fuck dobby
>>70156122
>>70155733
Actually fuck you. 4 and 5 are pretty good
Why is spic TV so crass and dumb?
It's almost as though all spics are uneducated, uncultured retards.
non whites cannot grasp subtlety and nuance
>>70155691
This show is based and goat all at the same time.
>>70155691
People who live in shitholes don't want to spend their leisure time thinking. They just want a big dumb distraction from the horror of their existence. Also the reason third world countries produce shit music.
What went right?
>>70155656
Just rewatched this today.
Bulvai > Arthas
>>70155656
Comfy Viking movie
>>70155656
This was probably my favorite moment. tfw watching him ascend his throne
>https://youtu.be/LyzFcPlQAYY?t=3m48s
The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976)
The Searchers (1956)
High Noon (1952)
Rio Bravo (1959)
The Hateful Eight (2015)
Where do I go from here?
They Call Me Trinity
My Name is Nobody
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
>>70155639
High Plains Drifter
Once Upon a Time in the West
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
A Fistful of Dollars
For a Few Dollars More
>>70155639
Duck You Sucker (AKA A Fistful of Dynamite)
Django
The Wild Bunch
Johnny Guitar
Red River
The names Bond. James Bond.
The names Bond. James Bond.
>>70155678
The names guy, Big guy.
Marvelcuck will defend this.
>>70155370
I'm sorry, I don't see the issue.
>tfw I didn't preorder her in time
>tfw no life size real doll of mai waifu
So who's gonna be the great anon to purchase and hot glue?
I'll start.
holy shit, that guys the first Lancelot in Kingsman
>>70155458
He was also in Coupling
>>70155291
This is without a doubt the worst POTC thread I've ever seen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njiM6ubf2PQ
Why don't you pay for things /tv/? Why are you kids so entitled?
>paying for digital media
>>70155219
This doesn't surprise me one bit.
I love about 60-75% of Tim's comedy, but that's regardless.
He's made it clear he leans to the left but when it comes to stuff like this he's ardent right.
Weird, though, that he'd do basically a PSA through PBS News...I'm pretty sure he meant it but, even being someone who has occasionally torrented shit, he's right.
Content quality will generally go down the less people put into the type of content that is funded by big production houses or even small shit.
Doesn't surprise me that T&E fans would dislike it, although it has more likes than dislikes by about a third.
Tim Heidecker can suck my dick. I'm going to pirate and seed that shitty show he made just because of that.
Seriously, what's their secret?
platform shoes
>>70155097
Nope.
Manletism
Things that don't matter in films:
- "Plot"
- "Character"
- "Logic"
- "Fun"
- "Dialogue"
If you can't accept that a movie can only be criticized by virtue of the ideas, themes and moving images laid bare on screen and the feelings they incite in the viewer then get fucked.
>>70154946
How's virginity treating you
If you want to send a message go to the post office. The rest of humanity wants actual storytelling
>>70154946
cute bait anon
>>70154946
>There are "people" who actually believe this
What the fuck was his problem?
>>70154870
He was the son of Satan and shit.
>>70154870
having to hold your head up with those heavy ass horns would make anyone angry
>>70154870
he was really horny
>tfw 15 years of no MonsterVision
>tfw no Joe Bob Briggs
>tfw when no comfy trailer sets
>tfw all tv/personalities today are some damn boring
How do you cope? Has there been any substitutes you've found? Long shot but has there been any Creepshow-like films with a series of short tales with Joe Bob Briggs as the narrator. Seems like that would be the next best/closest thing to a brand new series, and the only way possible he could've been incorporated into anything that's not just a cameo.
And by all that is holy, is there anyway to watch the old movies with his segments? Any surviving VHS-tier copies even? I miss that commentary.
This on saturday nights and dinner and a movie on friday nights on TBS
There was a sunday afternoon horror movie on sundays on TBS too i think.
That was my weekend childhood.
>>70154804
I think the format wet to social media.
I get my movies and bantz fix by going on a streaming site with a chat feature so i can watch and listen to a movie and read some comfy bantz from fellow anons at the sametime.
jesus christ finally someone else acknowledges that monstervision existed. this fucking show is absent from the internet too, except for some shitty youtube clips. I remember watching phantasm and joes apartment on this like it was yesterday. if i dwell too much i might finally kill myself. no nothing at all like it. maybe some youtubers? but i dont keep up and they dont have themes usually just obnoxious fucking cunty whining.
Will this ever be made into a movie? who should direct it?
uwe boll
>>70154785
>/v/eddit
>>70154785
Whoever's been doing them so far has done a kickass job, but for a feature I think their best bet is to pull someone from Pixar.
My money would be on Brad MOTHERFUCKING Bird.
