What does /tv/ make of the comedy duo Key & Peele?
Wannabe dave chappele sketches for white people.
>>70263947
hits and misses, some pretty good hits though.
>>70263973
I watched Keanu the other night and its a solid 7.5/10 american 'comedy' film
There's someone out there right now writing the next Star Wars, Back to the Future, Alien, Terminator, Ghostbusters, Matrix, Die Hard, or Indiana Jones.
No studio will give a shit because it isn't based on a massive existing franchise.
That's why you write your idea as a book first.
>>70264065
Seems like an unnecessary step but that's how it is.
has nothing to do with it not being a franchise, and everything with you not being a jew.
I have a meeting at Boston's Prudential Center at nine o'clock this morning! Promptly at nine o'clock! That's whats important. Now, I booked a seat on this conveyance, in good faith , and I have no intention of being late for that appointment! Now, I have three question for you. Number 1: who authorized an unscheduled stop for this airliner while I was asleep? Number 2: where that stop was made, and number 3: WHY, why was that done?
>>70263895
Balki playing this guy and John Ritter playing an abusive father really freak you out when you're a kid.
>He was tense and made constant, constant unrelated homophobic comments, like, "You want some ice cream, in case there are no gay people there?" I mean, his lingo was larded with the most … There was no basis for it. It was like, "It's a nice day, I'm glad there are no gay people standing here." Very, very strange.
rhaegar my son
old
>>70261853
2nd for Stannis isn't dead, and it'll be shit
First for best girl
>>70263893
>Mace the Ace
Preston: One Of Us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btMfDxCR9e8
>mfw the 3D trend is dying out again
>>70263844
fucking hope so, seeing 3D presentations take up so many rooms and time at the movie theatre fucking triggers me
3D "dies" because no one takes it seriously. Studios think they can just haphazardly post-convert some shit into blurry, headache inducing shit and triple the cost of a ticket. Doesn't work that way.
I actually like 3D if it's done well it's just that most studios add 3D as no more than an afterthought so in the end it looks pretty lackluster.
The Avatar sequels are gonna deliver wonderful 3D but if you dislike 3D in general you're gonna be pissed because it's gonna reignite the 3D trend.
Actors that would beat the shit out of you.
>>70263609
He's a big guy
Insert a source material, director and the cast to make your own movie idea
The source is the original Fable game not The Lost Chapters
Add in Danny Trejo asGhost Eyes
Who is all time greatest soundtrack composer and why it is Bernard Herrmann?
No, it's Ennio Morricone.
>who is henry mancini
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC5AzFc3coo
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What the fuck happened to this show?
It went from okay slice of life sitcom to progressively darker and more depressing until the series finale where Roseanne reveals Dan died, her sister was gay, and Mark and David were actually dating the opposite sisters.
Then years later she goes on to reveal that in a conceived reunion Dan's death would have been faked, DJ would have died in Iraq, and Darlene would have been revealed to be gay.
What is it with Roseanne and people being gay? In the show her mom is gay, in the finale her sister is gay, in the proposed reunion her daughter is gay. Is Roseanne herself possibly gay? And why is she so fucking depressed?
All that said, 10/10 sitcom and I doubt anything this good will ever come on TV again. Maximum comfy, it's the only show I can stand to watch with my girlfriend.
I always got the impression darlene would have had nice tits despite her face?
Roseanne fought the network and her writers throughout the show as she tried to gain more creative control.
I think her writers actually revolted against her at some point.
She never wanted it to be a comfy show with fat jokes. She wanted to explore issues.
>>70263159
You implying Darlene was ugly?
Characters who are literally you
Can you give me a large sum of money? Please don't drop it on my head. Or give me intelligence. I'm fuckin dumb. You're god, right?
>>70263085
So Q is short for Queer. I knew it.
>>70263510
I have his superiority complex. I think everyone else but me is a small minded, bipedular cave dweller.
Will Season 3 be good?
Of course not, it's on Netflix.
>Netflix
>13 episodes
No.
>>70262704
Isn't it on Netflix?
If so, no.
Which late-night talk show host does /tv/ prefer?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10358442
Haven't seen all of those but some of them look like they're trying way too hard to be funny, so I'll go with Conan.
>>70262671
I like Conan because he hates nerds
Graham Norton
>"wooden horses"
Just say boats you stupid cow.
The Dothraki know what boats are, they just don't like them.
>>70262646
The Dothraki are retards who don't understand the concept of armour. Not understanding boats is no big stretch.
Fuck off to your normie containment general. The who faggots can seem to grasp the concept.
>>70262646
There is no word for boat in the Dothraki language. If she just said "boat" they wouldn't know what she was talking about.
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>“The fact that a movie like Money Monster was made at all is kind of amazing,” said Foster, who directed the movie. “It’s a kind of hybrid between a mainstream Hollywood movie that still is original and yet it’s not like a superhero franchise. It’s about relevant things that are happening now, and it’s smart.”
>“They’re invested in this model of having mostly big mainstream franchises that cost them a lot of money but they feel their risk-benefit (analysis) makes them a really good bargain,” she said. “So they don’t make narratives any more.”
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/arts/film/hollywood-monster-is-killing-narrative-jodie-foster/news-story/cb892a2f0255710125f2c05fe5e67b36
It's official. Capeshit is the cancer that killed the industry
>>70262586
is Money Monster a Sesame Street spinoff?
>>70262586
>make a shit movie that flops
>blame others because they're more successful
It's been twenty years since she did anything remotely relevant
jodie foster was so sexy did she ever show her pusy slit?
ITT: Most unrealistic cavalry charges in movies
>>70262490
The Dark Knight Rises
>>70262490
The charge at Helms Deep was far more unrealistic
>>70262506
/Thread
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