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Promise me, Tommen!
Promise me that you'll be the faith's champion and your mother will either have to lose her trial or have her only son killed edition
old thread >>70259930
Preston
TWoW will be released when this season ends.
3rd for cleganebowl
Anyone have the new episode summaries?
>>70261876
TWoW is LITERALLY never coming out. Learn to live with this fact
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>70261853
Decent OP tbqh
Does the show want me to sympathize with The High Sparrow, or Cersei?
I know im supposed to form my own idea, and i have, i just have no fucking clue what the 'intended' side is.
>Next episode will be another 10 minute stand off between armies before the tension is defused by one side giving in
>Again
Where is the fighting? Where is the plotting and scheming?
bran uses telekinesis and telepathy
white walkers are made by inserting silicon computer chips into men
the seven kingdoms are on the inner surface of a dyson sphere
asoiaf is science fiction
>>70261853
>this will actually happen somehow
Best Waif-fu
>>70261915
Early days, my friend.
Climbing the LADDAH takes time.
It's a "Lord Tarly is a bigoted meanie so it's okay for Sam to act out of character and steal his sword" episode.
how did they manage to make season 5 so bad friends?
So can we all agree that Euron is the great other?
>>70261917
Finish our Q&A vid preston you fuck
1st for skipping danyscenes
>>70261874
Only 10 minutes of Preston this week?
How am I meant to live with this
first for Stannis is coming back
>>70261910
The High Sparrow is a pretty reasonable dude, but normies fucking hate him because he hates faggots
>stannis is dead
>>70261915
fighting is not politically correct
women suffer the most in war, you know?
>you will never be raped by Euron
JDIMSA
>>70261952
Q&A famalam
>>70261917
Duh.
>>70261913
tfw dried and rough af hands not because I lift, but because I don't use moisturizeralso i'm 5'10 ;__;
>>70261910
I don't think there is an intended side, which is surprising because the show seems to be really fucking that up this season
i'm starting to like rammers purely because they want me to hate him
>>70261963
Coming back for what and to whom?
His own men abandoned him and the rest were destroyed.
He has no one.
>>70261933
Cant wait for the CIA take over the westeros pham
>>70261983
>scars on his body
>he wears Valyrian armour
???
>>70261949
Skipping Dany scenes/chapters would be pretty interesting.
At the end of the story there's just dragons, armies and a secret Targaryen survivor we never knew about.
>>70262016
He's into kinky shit in bed
Who here is /chaos/
>>70262005
post the one where he says "you fly so good" and then "not good enough"
>>70261972
delet tis
>>70262016
>Wearing full plate armour
>On a boat
Good thing you don't have a chance of falling into the water or anything
>>70261971
I liked his cobbler speech about how he spent more time making nicer shoes to sell to rich assholes and then used that money to act like the rich assholes who bought his shoes. Then once he realized this, he changed his life.
A bit nihilistic but still pretty cash.
>>70262016
You think he was actually born wearing it ya dipshit?
So the Truede spoilers, did they give any idea what happens to Loras and Margaery at the end of the season?
I saw the original post and it seemed pretty vague, just curious whats going to happen
>Resurrection is okay
>but time travel is too much
>>70261936
act out of character by engaging in literally the most passive aggressive childish expression of defiance against a man he is terrified of after being made to look like an utter bitch in front of the love of his life?
Sam has shown that whilst being pretty cowardly most of the time, his character has grown from the complete ninny that he was in the early days. It's called character development mate
>>70261853
Shouldn't they be kissing not hugging? Did they forget they're married?
>>70261904
>You will never spy on her waking up in the morning and get caught, at which point she invites you over to play, and you gladly accept, she starts to diddle your glans which makes you diamonds, and she slowly starts electrocuting you with a cattle prod shouting "you goddamn peeping tom" until your heart fails
>>70261983
>>70262005
>CIA vs. Euron.
WILL WE EVER SEE THIS BREHS?
>>70262045
Paradoxes anon
>>70261949
And nothing of value has been lost
>>70262045
Neither is ok.
>Stannisfags want to burn this
>>70261963
stanners aint coming back
they're not that shitty
>>70262050
Why even live m8?
>>70262041
The whole speech boiled down to "I had a pretty bad hangover once, so I decided to become an ascetic"
>>70262039
Why the fuck would you fall in the water?
>>70262050
Lewd
>>70261988
I don't hoist because I'm kinda flabby, 30 and the lose my gains pretty quickly.
Thank Allah for my broad shoulders that more or less hide my flab.
>>70262070
>keeping freaks like this alive
>>70262076
Because your vessel is being btfo?
CIA vs LITTLE FINGER
who wins???
>>70262060
What the fuck?
>>70262039
Victarion wears full plate on his boat.
>>70262089
Does water dissolve water
>>70262070
Why not keep her alive so she can continue growing up and have a storyline like Arya? This character is actually a whole lot more interesting/deep than angsty teen Arya...
>>70262089
Do either of them get to bring friends?
>>70261907
Is that Maurice Ashley?
>>70262057
Doesn't seem like there will be any. Anything that he tries to change in the past has already happened. We see this with Hodor. They don't branch off into different timelines. It's a closed loop. The ink is dry.
>>70262082
This film has plenty of hairy crotch shots.
>>70262039
Valyrian armour is light as shit. It's as though he's wearing silk.
wheres the latest got reaction video
>>70262039
>implying drowning is something to be feared
Spoken like a true greenlander hippy sissy
Go back to deep woods if you can't handle my axe splitting your plume helmet
>>70262103
>have a storyline like Arya?
Right there is reason enough to torch her
>>70262028
Dont have that one
Requesting
>>70262074
Nice reductio ad absurdum.
>>70262094
It's from SNL or some shit
>>70262043
He was cut as a baby?
>>70261949
This.
Holy shit how boring can you get, Daenerys?
>>70262085
>Not finding freaks endearing
>>70262039
Victarion wears plate armor into battle on his ship.
Because he's fucking Metal.
>>70262076
Delta males who couldn't take on Alphas like Victarion.
>>70262039
>greenlander afraid of drowning
lol what a pussy
>>70262088
In that case you are in the somewhere in the sea and die anyway.
Gilly is such a qt.
It's a shame she's a dummy.
>>70262109
But it's dumb. Why is Hodor's loop a closed one, why is that the only instance of time travel in the entire series? It stinks of writers want something """""deep"""""", shove it in, but then realise that it fucks up the rest of the plot so they have it never come up again.
>>70261904
She looks exactly this girl who had a bit crush in me and i had to say no because gf.
FML
>>70262129
Reducio ad absurdium is a perfectly valid rhetorical technique
>>70262039
You can probably swim in Valyrian plates.
>>70262154
mouth breather
>>70262046
He dishonored himself and his family. Fuck that fat fuck.
>>70262170
Rude.
OZZYMAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AtYH-4YE0o
>>70262094
Obviously he is trying to figure out something with the director and the dragon dummy is messing with him
>>70262045
resurrection is okay when it's super occult and comes at a reasonable price
this seems to just be some dumb bullshit
Friendly reminder that this concealed badass is following Tywin's wishes to the fullest. That is the real reason why Jaime was dismissed from the Kingsguard. He can now freely inherit Casterly Rock and Jaime is in no position to act edgy and refuse it.
Based Tommen is simply following his grandfather's will. He now has the will of the people behind him and a personal SS squad that will cuck the High Sparrow and join him.
>>70262163
Sure if you don't care for nuance and are happy with knocking over the pieces, shitting all over the board, strutting around victoriously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btMfDxCR9e8
>>70262076
Obviously you have never played a D&D game with a shitty DM...
The sorcerer gets her spells countered with bigger spells, the thief's well hidden weapons aren't that well hidden and the armor-clad fighter always ends up falling in a large volume of water, right after losing that special weapon that was nice and part of his backstory.
This is surprisingly a lot like that.
>>70262046
>he can bloody well try
No that was retarded
>>70262182
>Aussie unfunny cunt m8 yeah m8 gr8 vid m8
http://www.strawpoll.me/10260131/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10260131/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10260131/
>its the concealed badass pasta
>you now remember that fat black guy from season 2 that slept with Danys maids
>>70262197
It's the basis of the socratic method and therefore science itself
does anyone agree with me that this was the least shitty episode in the season so far?
>>70262048
Tommen is just a kid, he's still innocent
Euron is end game boss for the books. Cap it.
>>70262039
In the 1400-1500s marines wore a plate cuirass at least and sometimes more during naval combat. You were basically fucked anyway because in combat you could hardly drop anchor to get men but also because of pressganging and no way to learn most sailors couldn't swim anyway. Also plate wouldn't weigh you down too badly but it would be exhausting to keep yourself above the water.
who /skagos/ here
>>70262225
ELITE Aiden taking 52% by himself
>>70262194
Tommen is quickly becoming a good lad
>>70262238
Minus the Dany parts it was rather good.
Is Jaime the best character in the books in terms of character progression?
Who else was surprised at Margaery's reaction to Tommen? I thought she'd be pissed at him for being a cuck and failing to break her out.
Is she truly brainwashed or will she serve her vengeance cold?
>>70262212
If the normies and hipster bar can get posted with discussion you can stomach a man in a silly hat.
>>70262243
old af theory.
>>70262234
Man, it got fedora tipping really quickly in here.
>>70262263
She knows Tommen got brainwashed and is just playing it up like she did with Joffers.
>>70262194
So why does he pussy out and jump off a tower in a couple of episodes time?
robert baratheon best king
whoring and feasting and telling cersei to fuck off
cucked but he never knew so doesn't count
Post yfw jon has no cock
>>70262234
Sorry, you're right. I just looked it up and it completely doesn't mean what I thought it meant.
>>70262238
>Sam and Gilly scenes way longer than needed
>Dany scene
>staring contest at the sept
Coldhands reveal and the flashback montage was neat but thats 15 min of quality with 40 min of garbage and/or filler
Poorest episode this season by far
>>70262296
god I miss Robert so fucking much
>>70262290
Christ, it's not my fault if you don't understand basic philosophy. Mentioning science makes you a fedoralord now?
>>70262089
They are the same person, dipshit.
Why do they always emasculate captives on this show? And wouldn't a guy just bleed out and die at that point in time?
>>70262259
Yes.
You start the series just knowing he's the Kingslayer.
Then you find out why he did what he did.
Not for glory but because it was the right thing to do.
Saves that tall chick and instead of insulting her, he simply said "I dreamed of you".
Chill guy with a golden hand.
>>70262293
>believing in leaks
kek
>>70262304
Yeah, I think you mean a strawman argument, which is a logical fallacy. And I'm not arguing against the high Sparrow's logic more than failing to follow it. The whole speech appeared to be a non-sequitur
>>70262259
Yup, pretty much.
And they just sweep all the crazy and moronic Cersei moments unto show Jamie for absolutely no reason.
Books make a point about him getting over Cersei, prefering a boring siege to dick wetting
>>70262089
Little Finger. CIA is too gullible.
>>70262263
Isnt Tyrells motto literally "Grow strong"?
They are all playing dumb and nice until they are spread their tentacles(or stems really?) and be able to force what they want
Remember they forced a marriage with the King of Westeroes TWICE
>mfw promise me ned posting reached 9gag and reddit now
good job lads
>>70262318
Castration was actually a common punishment in some periods of history
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_mutilation_in_Byzantine_culture
>>70262296
>defending a cuck
He was cucked by Rhaegar, cucked by his wife who fucking aborted any of his kids and then put his wife's sons on the throne. Also became an indebted bitch to Jew bankers.
>>70262263
>I'm not gonna bother reading the thread but I'll ask anyway
already been explained a hundred times
>>70262347
Those leaks have been the ones that have been highly accurate.
Can't wait to see his stupid face hit the ground and explode like an egg
>>70262314
Science is basically quantifying shit and then comparing it to other measurements and/or looking for patterns.
Get your philosophy and rhetoric bullshit out of here.
>>70262296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxOnnu9B9EQ
GRRM gets shit on alot but boy was season 1 fun
My arbitrary predictions for this season
- podrick dies
- Tyrion dies
- gilly dies
- meera dies
- jorah goes north of the wall, given jeor was lord commander in season 1
- davos dies
- night king and children of forest remain underwhelming
- liberal agenda
screen cap this, thanks dabid
Can someone explain me how come Lannisters are still considered strongest and richest house in 7 kingdoms?
if we know that their gold mines run dry several years ago... How do they supply anything
>>70262366
least funny meme ever
OFFICIAL /got/ Lyanna casting
God tier
>Cordyfu
>Bridgetfu
>Kayafu
>T*rkfu
Brettygud tier
>anzufu
>Addyfu
>Woodfu
>Grathfu
>Jenconfu
>Kstewfu
fuck off tier
>Sasha gray
>Stoya
>ratface
>older maisie clone
>Rana
>>70262368
Just kill me senpai
>>70262401
Most of these are wrong and it's easy to deduct they are.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10358383
http://www.strawpoll.me/10358383
http://www.strawpoll.me/10358383
>>70262314
>Basic philosophy
>I think therefor I am.
>You are what you do.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood, etc.
>If you replace every part of something is it still the same original object?
Philosophy 101 really inspired you eh?
>>70262410
Who the fuck is this
>>70262406
how can any house afford anything?
>>70262408
uh. whats supposed to be funny?
>Build me a thousand ship guise
>trust me I've got a dick
Did Sam steal the plot device sword, just so he can melt it down for one of his maester's links?
I bet Sam is going to become a full blown maester in like a month also.
>>70262124
>this is your home now
>>70262406
Jews, trading with Oldtown and the Arbor?
>>70262103
Anyone who has an emotional reaction to something is an angsty teen.
>You should shut your fucking hole, ugly little cunt. You look like a fucking ballsack. Ugly looking stupid cunt-face. I could piss in any gutter and soak five of you.
Is this guy literally the Xbox Live of GoT?
>>70262384
You understand that logic is philosophy and science is the application of logic, don't you? The Socratic method involves breaking an argument down to its assumptions and testing those assumptions for inconsistency and contradiction. In this way, it tests arguments by subjecting them to reductio ad absurdium. Science is built off of the Socratic method and uses it to challenge hypotheses using physical evidence. That's the Scientific Method.
>>70262447
He's going to study it to learn what magic is in it that kills White Walkers.
Or, being Sam, he'll promptly lose it in the next episode.
>>70261952
But the show is actually good now, so Preston can't make shekels making fun of it.
>>70262444
>Euron meets dany
>shows him his dick
>everybody in mereen laughs
>hes fucking circumcised
>>70262473
Ramsay is pretty good too. But only in written form... so i ques his kinda old school that way. Like old school counter-strike.
>>70262406
>Gold ran dry
D&D OC garbage.
Money makes money either way. They made a bunch of money through material wealth and now invest and loan it to make more.
>>70262447
I don't know what Martin was thinking sending Sam to Oldtown. He's either going to become a Maester in record time which is stupid, or find some secret within a few weeks of being there or the whole point is just to steal his daddy's sword and bring it to Jon and those scenarios are stupid aswell
>>70262421
Walk me through your logic, if you're so sure that your Crystal ball is better than mine
>>70262005
>filename
kek
>>70262444
>build me a thousand ships
>only ~20 people at the coronation
do the Iron islands even have enough people to build and man 1000 ships?
>>70262479
>shows him
Jonsafriends got BTFO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg8HpvKdTcg
>>70262474
Indeed, doctor.
*Nods*
>>70262427
Talk about straw men. I think most philosophy is a waste of time, but logic certainly isn't
>>70262039
maybe the cuckolds of the forest would have trouble swimming in full plate but not a true ironborn king
>tfw Stannis will never be your father and look you in the eyes as he burns you at the stake
Why even live?
>>70262473
he says 'sow' not soak silly boy
>>70262406
Because that point has been quickly dropped and never mentioned again
>>70262501
Jon Valyrian Dual Wield when? he is just lacking eurons valyrian steel armor to complete the set now
>>70262501
He needed a PoV for when Euron invades.
>>70262474
this man is right
>muh stem
>>70262509
>build me 1000 ships
>live on a rock surrounded by sea water
>>70261904
Man faced jew
>>70262501
In the book, he's there to meet with Marwyn.
In the show, Jorah will come to Oldtown looking for a greyscale cure and provide the link between Daenerys and Jon
>>70262522
>A dyke wants her character to be a dyke.
Shocking
>>70262447
> Stealing the family ancestral sword.
If Daddy Tarly doesn't come to Oldtown with a search party and immediately kill Sam I will be disappointed.
Talking with an extra
The title of episode 9 isThe battle of the bastards.
Screenshot this.
>>70262355
Since you're not a cunt I'll give it (>>70262074
) a stab:
He had an epiphany when he saw his buddies/whoever naked in their hung over state. He saw how pathetic they were, even with all their money/power. It made him realize how physical wealth was temporary and just covering up that everyone is basically the same when it is all stripped away. I imagine that + his previous (but silenced) misgivings made him want to break out of the chain and try for a more authentic living.
That was what I took from it, in any case. I'm sure there must be some part where I read too much into it?
>>70262509
That's how we make the iron islands great again.
When everyone else sees all these ships, they'll want some for themselves.
So we will trade the ships for weapons and resources, like iron. An iron price, if you will.
>>70262406
People havent figured out yet so they maintain their A+++ rating and are able to borrow money on low interest from the Iron Bank
Then lend this money on high interests to the A-/B+ economies of the westeroes and make a profit
Why not just build 500 ships, transport half the army and then the rest?
>>70262590
You need the full force to overwhelm any opposing fleet action or shore defence.
HBO is reportedly gunning for Pornhub over a breach of copyright after sex scenes from its hit show Game of Thrones were uploaded to the site.
Pornhub, one of the world's largest pornography sites, hosts numerous clips of Thrones' sex and nude scenes, The Sun reports.
There are also reportedly clips of adult film stars acting as characters from the show.
A spokesman from HBO told The Sun they were aware of the issue and "in the process of getting material taken down".
The Sun also reports more than six million people searched Pornhub last month for Thrones-related content, and searches increased by nearly 400 per cent following the season six debut.
Emilia Clarke, who plays Daenerys Targaryen was the most searched, closely followed by Natalie Dormer (Margaery Tyrell) and Sibel Kekilli (Shae).
>>70262522
She's ok with incest so it's actually better for them
>>70262581
just the kind of jewish scheming tywin lannister was known for
>>70262602
you have 3 dragons m8
>>70262571
We already know this through the Krauts
>>70262296
>wear it in silence or I'll honour you again
I loved him
>>70262605
Just wanna say why the fuck does Pornhub offer suggestions based on "what's popular where you are"?? Why do I give a fuck what other britcucks are watching? Actually makes me less likely to watch it knowing that...
>>70262602
I doubt that. Now that she has the dothraki horde she can secure an area with half the troops and wait a couple days for the rest.
>>70262617
dumbass
I just watched episode 4 where Dany gets another fucking free army because the dothraki fill their braziers with napalm. How much of her shit is in the following eps? God I fucking hate her.
>>70262617
Are you really that dumb?
>>70262547
Business major, reporting in.
You STEMs end up working for the company I own and trade stock in.
And I make a million times more than you do.
Keep up the good work guys!
>>70262640
>>70262645
retards
>>70262401
>podrick dies
Nah if Bronn is saving him he's safe in the Meme crew for a while
>Tyrion dies
The only way Tyrion will die is if Peter Dinklage falls out with the studio
>gilly dies
Could do, but it would serve no purpose
>meera dies
Nah, she needs to wipe Bran's arse for a few more seasons
>jorah goes north of the wall, given jeor was lord commander in season 1
No
>Davos dies
Possibly, but no
>night king and children of forest remain underwhelming
Of course
>liberal agenda
Definitely
>>70262640
>>70262645
That's the joke
>>70262571
We already know that. 8 and 10 are called No One and The Winds of Winter.
>>70262647
>Business major, reporting in.
>the company I own and trade stock in
Enjoy fetching coffee and carrying around your superior briefcase for 20 years hotshot
>>70262647
Making a guaranteed decent living is a better idea than betting it all on getting filthy rich.
>>70262658
>Could do, but it would serve no purpose
But that's perfect for the show, they get to do their favourite OMG GUYS LOOK WE KILLED A MAIN CHARACTER AGAIN thing while not actually changing anything.
Normies love that shit.
>>70262657
>falling for the reverse "didn't get the joke" joke.
Dumbass.
>>70262605
>make your show include gratitious softcore porn as an edgy gimmick
>be butthurt when it ends up on porn sites
>>70262685
>>70262689
>Sodium levels intensifying.
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70262605
People aren't searching Sibel Kekilli for her Shae scenes...
>>70262685
>>70262689
>replying to this
Why anon why
>>70262110
From her or some other no name actress?
Either way I need some of those lewds.
>>70262705
>falling for the double-reverse '' ''didn't get the joke'' joke '' joke
Top kek.
>>70262746
Better than retards who only come to the thread to post OMG CUTE GIRLS, I guess.
>>70262647
Business major reporting in.
No you won't. Due to the massive over supply of business majors you'll just end up in some shitty low level position. And you can forget about working your way to the top since they never hand out permanent contracts, they will get rid of your ass after 2 years.
>>70262770
Replying to ebin b8 is bottom of the food chain to be QUITE honest.
>>70262410
Needs Krukru in God Tier
>>70262799
That's the most 2011 thing I've ever seen.
>>70262770
Your new is showing. Perhaps r/gameofthrones would suit you better
>>70262799
>ponies
>outside of /mlp/
>>70262817
/mlp/ didn't even exist when that was made senpai
>>70262814
delete this
>>70262814
>tfw she will never sit on your back and give you the hardest wedgie ever known to man while whispering in your ear "only Jamal will ever know my pussy"
Why live?
>>70262564
Tarlybowl get hype
>>70262826
>/co/'s sigil is a pony
Guess again.
>>70262857
>he wasn't around during the Pony Wars
Take a good look at the last 20 posts
Where's Theon's mom? Is she dead?
>>70262840
jdimsa
>>70262197
you pretty much used an reductio ad absurdum on the reductio ad absurdum
>You'll never be Asha's salt husband
>She'll never humiliate and beat you every night for being a weak greenlander
bad episode
>>70262886
All me tbqhf
>>70262857
Should be that Tumbler tier show with the fat retarded and the dykes.
>>70262886
Samefagging and reddit, what else is new
>>70262892
She's alive in the books, but not really relevant. Only ever mentioned.
>>70262892
She's got Alzheimer's so lives elsewhere.
Why do people shit on ep 6? It was ok and even top tier for the season
Was he asking for it?
>>70262917
Maybe 2014-era /co/. Nowdays it's all Marvel and DCshit.
>>70262953
Nobody worth listening to is shitting on it
>>70262799
>sp
>powerrankings
i miss them desu
>>70262857
It's a little known fact that the entire franchise of My Little Pony only came into existence when the 4chan board /mlp/ was created
>>70262968
He was organising a coup, so yes.
>>70261971
High Sparrow is the hardest motherfucker on the show. Him and Jorah are the only people I give a fuck about this season.
>>70262892
She's nuts in the books and is kept locked up in a tower with her equally nuts sister. In the show Yara refers to her in past tense, so she's probably dead.
>>70262953
During the immediate thread after the show people were shitting on it for not enough happening. I thought we got movement on a lot of characters' plots, but I hated the Dany scene at the end. The Samwell scene/story is also retarded, but I enjoyed it because of the actors/bantz.
>>70262953
>people
Stannisfags aren't people.
>>70262892
It's a very patrichial society. It would be unrealistic, and simply pandering to 21st century western audiences, for a woman to play a major role in the plot of ASOIAF
>>70262968
Yes, senpai. He's going to get rapeda lotin TWOW
>>70262991
I think he meant the molestation.
>>70262968
Actually, Euron was sort of justified in fucking him over.
Aeron was plotting a completely underhanded coup against him.
>>70262968
If he didn't want it, he'd block the door or sleep with a knife.
Should of never melted down Ice.
Those two swords would of seen little tactical use compared to just handing Ice to Gregor/Mountain. Fuck me Widow's Wail is entombed with Joffery, give it to someone else at least.
>>70262953
nothing happens
>>70263045
Was he also justified in literally fucking him?
>>70263049
>Should of
Kill yourself
>>70261853
>tfw no qt pious gf
>>70263061
It's a different world anon, people get raped from time to tiem
>>70263031
Euron saw into the future and witnessed the coup, so it was warranted.
It's all there in the books.
>>70263079
So why rape his boypucci and not just kill him
>>70263056
>nothing happens
>Benjen reintroduced to story, rescues Bran / Meera.
>Arya finally breaks with House of B&W, reclaims Needle / her Stark identity.
>Marge/Tommen declare for the Faith.
>Jaime exiled from King's Landing
>Edmure released from Walder Frey's dungeon
>nothing happens
you are why we can't have nice things.
>>70262302
He still will have a tongue, and thats all he nedds
>>70263108
Why not have some fun while you're at it?
Tommen is a fucking retard jesus christ. I miss king Joffrey.
>>70262173
He already dishonored himself and his family by being a fat scholar.
>>70262185
Think she is a weathered old hag too?
>>70263108
closed loop and all that
>>70262733
Goes "FROM THE DUTY MASON"
It's known.
>>70263139
It's fucking retarded that there's shame in being a Maester on the show desu.
>>70263133
*tips fedora*
Tommen has the will of the people. Joffrey was hated by everyone. Who is the better king?
>>70263140
Probably even older than Melly
>>70262044
The tobogin (or whatever his reddit name is) leaks said these two die in a big fire coz of Cersei.
But truede said he didn't know about these two. Which gives me a bit of hope...
I miss Joffrey
Find a flaw.
>>70263160
>Tommen has the will of the people.
Literally
W
H
A
T
Never forget the One True King of Westeros and his inevitable return to slay a Targaryen on the Trident with an animal helm.
>>70263155
Being a fat know-it-all shutin is definitely shameful, I'd strangle any kid of mine before that happened
>>70262154
she looked fucking adorable with that curly hair.
>>70263155
Well it is a medieval shithole
Knowledge is not valued high among these societies
>>70263172
I can't.
>>70263113
>Benjen reintroduced to story, rescues Bran / Meera.
obvious. Did you think they were just going to die in the snow? Everyone was saying for a week we're about to meet coldhands or benjen
>Arya finally breaks with House of B&W, reclaims Needle / her Stark identity.
Obvious. Did you think she was just going to be an assassin. The tension between her and waif has been building all season
>Marge/Tommen declare for the Faith.
Obvious. High Sparrow had that big chat with Marge last week
>Jaime exiled from King's Landing
Literally the only thing that happened and it was a desecalation
>Edmure released from Walder Frey's dungeon
No he wasn't. The audience was reminded of a character from a couple of seasons ago, who's about to become relevant again. That's like saying it's a twist next week when we see the blackfish again.
>>70263172
Muh dick's not in it.
Why doesn't every member of the Night's Watch try to become a maester. You get to live in a warm city instead of a freezing fortress. On top of that, Sam got to spend the evening with his family, which is almost definitely against the rules. Seems like a pretty good deal.
>>70263160
Tommen when he inevitable has to commit suicide because the Faith and the fucking old man have revealed their true colors, taken over the Kingdom and rule with gold and whores.
Joffrey was a little shit too but he at least wasn't an entirely meek little pussy.
>>70262129
That's not the correct usage of that.
>>70263113
The Bane-Mountain-That-Rides still hasn't suplex'ed anybody. So yeah, nothing has happened.
>>70263204
CHAOSH
>>70263198
so unless there's a shocking twist you're not happy, got it.
>>70263171
Best King.
>>70263224
ISH
>>70263242
ALADDAH
>>70263242
ALADDAH
>>70263204
I never understood this. He didn't even fucked them. He didn't have any sexual desire at all?
>>70262347
Now that he's gone all religious the suicide bit is WAY more believable. He thinks his mom just burned his in-laws and the pope.
>inb4 suicide = damnation
This is not actual Catholicism
I'm a concealed badass
>>70263232
No, I want an actual event. Your list is a bunch of filler building towards actual events. Can you really not see the difference between that? Like, is it not obvious more shit going to go down between the HS and anti-HS forces, and all we saw was a building of tension leading to that.
>>70262579
yet he's still clean shaven with groomed hair. they didn't even try to make him look like the hobo he makes himself out to be.
they're probably gonna pull a "lol i wuz l00kin 4 p0w3r all al0ng u noobs rofl" and make him go full tyrant hitler or something stupid.
>>70263178
Only if he reuses the Flaming Stag and Warrior of Light theme off of dead Stannis.
>>70263286
LF pls
>>70263172
What about the Iron Islands?
>>70263289
If you don't think the King and Queen declaring for the faith is a major plot beat in itself then we should agree to disagree, anon.
this guy is my hero
>>70263318
Too irrelevant, probably in some bumfuck civil war between Euron, Theon and Yara.
What happens to Mereen when Dany leaves on the iron fleet?
>>70263330
sweet, what kind of subtitle is that?
>>70263302
The Bull's Head helm will turn out to not having been complete and actually a Boar's Head, and we'll have the sweet rhyming pottery of Gendry is the Boar that killed Robert, succeeding him in glory.
Reminder that Shireen Baratheon burned alive for nothing
>>70263330
why is he telling that to gilly mate?
>>70263349
They become slaves again. Or Dany leaves Tyrion in charge of project freedom
>>70263349
Probably goes back to slavery eventually, Dany gets a participation ribbon.
>>70263370
She melted the snow enough for Mel to flee back to the Wall.
>>70263330
That's actually his wife's brother
>>70263330
why are there quotation marks if its dialogue?
>>70261936
he's not planning to keep the sword, he is just gathering as much valyrian steel as he can, seeing as he know it kills the white walkers
>>70263398
and her son at the same time
>>70263377
>Dany leaves Tyrion in charge of project freedom
I hope that doesn't happen. I want all of these fuckers on the same land-mass.
>>70263349
She just leaves it. She can't be fucked with Essos when Westeros is her home.
>>70263398
>>70263417
It's probably also her cousin and nephew at the same time as well. That's right, work those two out.
>>70263277
He's a sociopathic coward, that's his way of feeling superiority over others, by torturing and humiliating them.
He probably despises brothels (chose Ros to torture) and therefore regular sexual activities too.
>>70263277
He did say he planned to rape Sansa at one point.
>>70263456
>ywn murder whores with a crossbow
>>70263456
Joffrey was gay and felt ostracized by all the court boys and other stronger men looking down on him.
>>70263480
That's the thing, I think he enjoyed the torment that threat caused her, more than any actual rape
>>70263261
>>70263276
>CHAOSH IS AL-ADDAH
Is Littlefinger Arabic?
>>70262799
>no house /pol
>JJJJEEEEWWWSSSS
>>70263433
Is Westeros really even her home? She knows nothing about it. The culture and customs are going to be as foreign to her as if she'd landed in Asshai.
>>70263377
>>70263380
I think it goes back to slavery too. I can't see Tyrion getting left in Essos once the action goes back to Westeros, but by the same token I couldn't see BookVarys getting left behind either, showVarys otoh...
>>70263447
He's not though.
>He is the son of Craster, a wildling who marries his daughters, and Gilly, one of his daughter-wives, being his mother/half-sister.
>>70263480
>not raping Sansa
senpai that's like basic
>>70263490
feels bad man
>>70263480
Yet he didn't and died virgin. He had so many opportunities but never used them. I doubt you would do the same as a horny teenager.
>>70263507
More like
"We are always right"
"In the Redpill we trust"
"Hitler was right"
>that Forsaken chapter
Does GRRM have an obsession with rape?
>>70263503
Of courshe
>>70263204
what a waste :(
>>70262239
But if he's the faith's champion he's still an enemy of Cersai, if she uses the mountain he'll murder Tommen.
>>70263527
too soon
>>70263517
>the joke
>your head
>>70263540
can you blame him with what D&D are doing to the books?
why the fuck didn't Jaime do the exact thing he did like 12 episodes ago ? the reason everyone hate the high sparrow is that he's milking this arc like he's stocking for winter
>>70263507
/new/ wasn't such a major board back then
>>70263531
But that's the thing, he wasn't a regular teenager, he was a incestous headcase.
He only said that he would rape Sansa to mentally degrade her.
>>70261853
plz post the pic where Danny rides a green sybian at the end of the last ep.
>>70263548
The Mountain is going to push him out of a window to make it look like an accident.
>>70263558
>why the fuck didn't Jaime do the exact thing he did like 12 episodes ago ?
Rape Cersei?
>>70263583
>Mountain
>capable of ruse
>>70262369
Well, he did kill Rheagar for it.
>>70262082
It's a shame she has zero hip game.
>>70263517
Gilly's mum is also her sister tho, so the kid's grandmother is also his auntie (as well as his sister).
>>70263615
>D&D capable of intelligent writing
>>70263564
it wasnt as big as /pol/ is now but it was still top 5
who would you cast as a better daenerys
>>70263583
>push him out of a window
More like launch him and the body be found some blocks away
>>70263593
He only 'raped' Cersei in the show, in the books it's utterly consensual.
>>70263663
D&D isn't, but based Bryan Cogman is.
>>70263691
OP referred to the show tho
>>70262444
Cue Yakety Sax
>>70263691
Some tumblrtards argue that it was still rape in the books.
Reminder that this general is about game of thrones the television series only.
>>70263593
you can t rape your sister dumbass. I'm talking about taking his army and threatening the clerics
>>70263684
Nata Lee Protman
>>70262571
Jon will be losing on the brink of death and little finger will arrive with reinforcements to win the day and woo the favor of Sansa back in his favor.
>>70262293
Probably because he finds out Margaery was BSing him about the Faith.
How will little finger deal with jon?
>>70263684
amazin' tamzin
>>70263716
Reminder, nobody cares.
>>70263739
This show is done when Tormund dies without ever getting to fuck Brienne.
>>70263764
He'll wipe the floor with him.
>>70263684
Lena Dunham
>>70263684
Desiree Elyda
Same face
>Jon's first stop for getting support in the North isn't fucking Howland Reed
>He probably won't even just show Longclaw to the Mormonts and instead end up in a big debate where Lyanna has to take up for him
>>70262647
Better work on your cold-call scripts and sales pitches for that office depot summer internship. If you dont have an MBA from a top 10 business school you have jack shit
>>70263764
shoot him before throwing him out of a moon door
>>70263684
just hire the fucking clone, no one would notice
>>70263801
She's a lot skinnier than Emilia too
>>70263816
i dont think they look alike
Bump limit 300 or 500?
>>70263801
>>70263822
This is not /geordie shore/.
>>70263846
Are you kidding? The one on the right looks exactly like Khaleesi
>>70263865
200
>>70263865
300 in /tv/
>>70263684
Naomi Woods
>>70263865
idiot
>>70263509
The house with the red door is in Done senpai. It's the first home she ever knew
>>70263684
Dakota Fanning
>>70263980
And Jeyne Westerling has great big hips and a fat ass.
>>70262016
no, he IS the armour
>>70263011
Kys
>>70261915
As long as it's not another 10 minute long vaudeville reenactment of something from another season
>>70262380
Not the anon you are replying to, but those leaks have not been that accurate.
>Dany gets saved by dragons.
>Varys leaves for KL because he hates red priests.
> Yara getting killed by Euron, then Theon killing Euron.
> Summer lives.
They were only correct, so far, about the North. And most of that was easy to guess.
Spanishbro was the only leaker who was correct 100% of the time.
Tommen suicide is such a stretch. There is literally nothing to imply he will commit suicide.
>>70263330
o im laffin
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