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>>70257849
first
Is she alive?
Preston
Of the 7-8 chapters GRRM has released from TWoW so far, which chapters do you think are the best?
I'm split between Mercy and The Forsaken.
Both chapters had me shaking.Such a shame that all 7-8 of those chapters were chapters cut from ADwD.TWoW will never be released.
>Ramsay in his underwear, with 20 good men
>Euron in Valyrian steel armour, with 1000 ships
Who would win?
>>70259964
Dont ash me, I dunno.
>>70259964
No. She was sacrificed to the Lord of Light.
Reminder that Cogman did Dorne/11
http://www.denofgeek.com/tv/game-of-thrones/39270/game-of-thrones-season-5-what-we-learned-from-the-blu-rays
>As no major characters were located there, originally, there were no plans to go to Dorne in season five, until Bryan Cogman came up with the idea of sending two established characters there and pairing Jaime up with Bronn.
Dorne is literally Cogman's own fanfiction that he talked D&D into using.
rightful queen
>>70259964
What is dead may never fry
>>70259975
Any choice is correct so long as it isn't Arianne.
![9a7cdbd5ab4d4139604b3dcf3d07ddce[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MHLIp2l.jpg "9a7cdbd5ab4d4139604b3dcf3d07ddce[1]")
first for squirrelfu
>>70259975
Those two are by far the best ones.
Theon will get a volcano cock and wil; clash with Euron in a battle of swords. Theon will then reclaim the iron islands. Screencap this
>>70259975
I liked the Theon chapter myself
>>70259975
>releasing chapter
release the book pls
I LOVE Sam's new plot line...
Showing it's OK to take another man's child... the unfolding story of Sam's RACIST privileged white CIS family... it really makes you think.
It's going to educate the dummy masses on their PRIVILEGE and INTOLERANCE... and what it REALLY mean to be a man. You DON'T have to be some masculine narrow-minded CHAD.
So progressive.
Thank god it's 2016.
>>70260030
Basically 1/10th of TWoW has already been released with these "preview" chapter.
10% of TWoW has already been written.The 10% written were chapters cut from ADwD... 6 years ago
>>70259999
Checked
>>70260035
Lame spam
>>70259994
I remember how hyped everyone was after learning about Dorne in S5
>>70260042
he just doesn't give a shit anymore. He wants to enjoy his life.
So why is the Kingsarmor so much worse than in earlier seasons?
Is it just me or has the dialogue become really simplistic and lazy the last couple episodes?
Why are Dany and here horde riding through a rocky desert? Why was Vaes Dothrak in the mountains?
Where did all the fucking grass go? And how are all those horses not dead?
how many different kings has margaery gone for? 3? 4?
>>70260035
>Martins self insert is a fat cuck
>>70260054
I know, right? It's so problematic.
>>70260097
Renly, Joffrey and Tommen
Who would win?
Daenerys + 3 dragons or Ramsey + 20 good men?
>>70259975
>The Forsaken
Goddamn was that a great chapter. So glad he read it.
What was /got/ like in season 1?
I started coming here around the Red wedding.
What were the memes like? Or were there no memes, just actual discussion?
>>70260097
Margaery "Thrice Wedded, Never Bedded" Tyrell
Why did the last thread get 404?
Reminder that resurrection+time travel are game breakers that render most conflicts pointless.
>>70259987
Is she the reason Jon was resurrected?
>>70260083
Shes on her way to Meereen
Grass died
>euron goes from the nicest person you will ever meet that gives gifts and love to a twisted fucking psychopath
>>70260114
Tommen's on his way in
>>70260079
I want off this ride. It's getting to be too real.
>>70260081
3/4 of the budget is going into CGI for the dragons.
>>70260119
She was sacrificed so Stannis could have a chance to win the upcoming battle after all their supplies were burnt by Ramsey. Doesn't have anything to do with Jon.
how did she just summon drogon
why didnt she do that before when she actually needed a dragon
>>70260110
Dragons = 1000 good men, or 1 Aragon
>>70260079
>wife
>>70260158
Oh, did I mention?
Ramsay doesn't have his shirt on.
>>70260153
Like Yugioh, it takes a certain amount of sacrafice to summon a stronger creature.
She led like a fifth of the khalassar to the slauguter so she could summon drogon.
>>70260003
She's almost cute.
Why couldn't her folks have her wear braces when she was young? Fucking anglo subhuman white trash parents.
>>70260114
She was bedded thoughwith Sansa
>>70260083
She's a Mary Sue, don't think about it logically... you'll only find inconsistencies.
She's there for a demographic. All young white liberal women see in her everything they wish they could be…
Saving all the brown people from themselves and their ignorant ways. (Slavery)
Sleeping with all the handsome men, and all of them desire her. (Jorah & Naharas)
She can't bare any children (White women don't like children or have them) but she has pet dogs to protect her. (Dragons)
She's has special snowflake powers no one understands, that she always reminds everyone about. (Fireproof)
She's what every leftist first world woman strives to be.
>>70260110
Shirtless Ramsay wins, base lvl Ramsay wins but loses at least 1 good men
So who's going to be the one to kill Ramsay?
The obvious justice would be Theon/Sansa. I'm thinking it would be really brutal and justified to see Tormund bite/slash his neck open similar to Asha's death.
The wildlings have done fuck all this season.
>tfw Yara is just using Theon to become queen of the iron islands
>all Theon wants is to be with family again
The first thing she said to him upon his return was ''You better not be back to make a claim for the throne''
>>70260147
But Mel said Jon was the Prince that was promised, and her sacrifices to the Lord of light are for the true prince. Didn't that mean her death was a sacrifice for Jon?
>>70260200
Brienne kills him. It is known.
>>70260200
Knowing D&D, it'll be either a one-on-one duel between him and Jon, or Sansa will appear out of fucking nowhere in the middle of the battle and kill him
>Have courage, girl! All this will be over soon, and we will feast together in Drowned God's watery halls.
>He licked his lips, and tasted salt.
Aeron was the realest nigga.
![S06E05- The Door.mkv_snapshot_51.11_[2016.05.31_01.44.33].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/03milBq.jpg "S06E05- The Door.mkv snapshot 51.11 [2016.05.31 01.44.33]")
>>70259930
Would a cat give its life protecting you from a horde of fucking zombies?
Fuck no, it wouldn't.
That's why dogs truly are mans best friend.
>>70260210
Hillary of the Iron Islands.
>Grand Maester Pycelle is still alive
>>70260136
I was in the thread on /pol/ where this was created. In the original, the sign just says toddlers against Trump like the others.
>>70260114
She practically raped Tommen in his bedroom one night. Don't you remember?
>>70260136
That image is shoped you mouth breathing moron
>>70260188
damn good thing she's a villain
>>70259995
The best House is dead....
Robert's bastards aren't going to come out of left field and bring them to glory will they?
>>70260250
N O N C A N O N
>>70260188
pasta has gotten stale
>>70260200
ramsay will challenge jon to a one on one duel
>>70260250
Why do SJW never get up in arms about males being raped?
She raped Tommen, Osha attempted to rape Ramsay
I havent heard a thing about either of those.
>>70260245
(farts)
>>70260268
Didn't know that.
So she's still pure I take it?
>>70260267
Varys will reveal Gendry as his "Young Griff" ace in the hole at the end of the season
>>70260210
Poor guy, he suffered way too much for no good reason or point
>>70260267
>Roberts bastards
D E D
E
D
>>70260291
She's probably having loads of sex outside of marriage. She's on medieval birth control, apparently
Varys sure is a disappointing character in the show. I mean, in the books at least he has the young king endgame. In the show he has nothing. He's the character you expect to do the coolest shit but actually doesn't do anything.
>>70260081
They blew their budget making Hardhome.
Shit was SO cash.
The Damphair chapter is GOAT and highly recommended.
>>70260303
Theres at least one still alive.
>>70260035
There is some genuine frustration behind this post
>>70260312
With hoom? She's surrounded by women and faggots all the time.
>>70260322
https://angrygotfan.com/2016/05/29/the-winds-of-winter-the-damphair-part-1/
>>70260001
Why is Arianne the worst character GRRM wrote?
>>70260282
men can't be raped
>>70260339
[Citation Needed]
>>70260294
that could be alright but wasnt young griff educated all his life to be a warrior/ruler.. gendrys kind of lacking there
>lord commander mormont told jon that even though jorah the fuck dishonored his house and fled across the narrow sea he had the sensibilities to leave behind the sword
>sam "holy fuck the only thing worse than this is dany" tarly fucking steals the sword before waddling off to oldtown
pottery
>>70260341
Margaery lives in a city of like half a million men who would give an arm for the chance of giving her a good dicking
>>70260112
>no memes
Oh you sweet summer child.
>>70260200
It will be Ghost. After Ramsay escapes Winterfell as it is about to fall, he stops to catch his breath. He still has his loyal dogs with him.
Dogs growl. Then changes into whimpering. They run away. Before Ramsay can figure out what is happening, he sees Ghost staring at him. In the last second of his life, his lips twist into a smile. Then Ghost pounces and shreds him.
TULLY
FUCKIN
SHITS
This guy is my new favourite character
will the jon snow scenes in the next episodes be rad? from the leaks.
>>70259994
Already looks like a cuck and then this. He must pay
>>70260117
Was it time travel?
Or was it him warging into Holdor and going back into his memories while also telling him to hold the door, making him a retard from that point onward?
Also, Arthur Dayne was cash as fuck.
>>70260350
>someone sticks a dildo up your ass without your permission
enjoy!
>>70260251
It's not, but you seem awfully "triggered"... you ok? What upset you so much exactly? Having a light shone on something?
>>70260356
That's where he's been since Season 3. Non-stop tutoring with Illyrio
>>70260233
>Sansa will appear out of fucking nowhere in the middle of the battle and kill him
Oh god I hadn't considered this but it's so very D&D it'll probably happen.
>>70260383
>liking Walder Frey
you are a bad person.
>>70260375
Do you think she would ever get with a dirty peasant of KL?
She only uses them to be her humanitarian aid pets.
>>70260379
That sounds pretty good desu. Ramsay really needs a gruesome death to justify all the torture porn.
>>70260322
agreed. much better than Arianneshit.
>>70260003
Did she have surgery on her nose?
>>70260402
No, Davos told him to keep the land to his left, dragonstone is an island.
Hes been circling dragonstone.
Likely starved to death
>>70260179
wildlings are celts
>>70260391
that would never happen to me, I'm a neet
Who will kill the useless lump that is named Tommen?
>>70260414
She was fucking big-dicked Funny Peasant Guy that the Mountain killed
>Dinner table scene
Please stop this I do not enjoy watching cringe tv
>>70260454
Tommen
>>70260449
kek
>>70260351
Gendry didn't get murdered.He's out there somewhere
>>70260454
Tommen jumps out a window,likely because Bran tells him too.
Guys, he is dead next episode. I don't feel very rad.
>>70260383
That's 4 seasons late anon, but welcome to the party.
He is probably one of my favourite casting choices.
>>70260471
The Iron Fleet will pick him up
>>70260210
Hating Theon is Reddit-tier. Dude did nothing wrong
>>70260449
he told him to follow a star
>>70259975
>mfw every chapter he's read are the only ones he's completed
>>70260450
I mean her actor you idiot.
She has the fucked up teeth and mouth-breathing face irl too obviously
>>70260013
Jorah goes to Ashai to get the volcano hand. Theon sacrifices himself. Screencap this.
>>70260485
He killed two random kids
>>70260454
Zombie Mountain goes on a rampage against the septons and Tommen will go as collateral damage.
>>70260394
I'm triggered by your literal retardation.
>>70259975
Aeron's chapter is the best one released yet. Mercy and Theon chapters share the spot as the close second best. Alayne and Barry were pretty good too. Arianne on the other hand...
>>70260507
So?
>>70260507
Still one of the purest hearted guys of the series.
>>70260507
>random
They were his sons
>jaime is no longer a kingsguard just a great lord now
>tommen dies
>he's the most eligible bachelor
>Jaime will marry smirkery
calling my shot. cap this.
>>70260526
So he did something wrong
>>70260475
Why would they ever reintroduce a character just to kill them off in the next episode?
>>70260485
And one of those kids could have been his son since in the books he fucked the kids mom when he was younger.
>>70260486
Go rewatch the scene friendo. He says keep the land to his left.
>>70260394
>>70260522
What am I missing
>>70260528
I don't think pure and Theon belong in the same sentence
>>70260475
Who's that?
Did Arya do the right thing?
Once Tommen dies, who is in line for the throne? Will it be a free-for-all?
>>70260548
le no one is safe
but really it's because she was 'keeping Rickon safe' and they needed him to return so it only made sense for her not to disappear
>>70260556
They weren't that young, they were like 10 years old. And he didn't start that early.
>>70260581
If Stannis played the waiting game it would have been him.
>>70260475
Nah, he's safe. The Frey fucking shits need him to negotiate with the Blackfish.
>>70260574
Radmure.
>>70259930
What are /tv/'s thoughts on the actor for Randyll Tarly? He's not what I expected.
And why would he serve under a cuck like show Tyrell?
>>70260581
me ;)
>>70260577
That hair makes me want to go gay
maesters cured shireen right so jorah will go to oldtown, makes sense budget wise since they can use the sets twice since sams there and sam call tell jorah about the white walkers and then dany can do what stannis did but not die like a bitch afterwards
>>70259975
Forsaken is great. Also I really like Alayne's. And the secondArianne chapter
Odds that Jaime dies this season? I mean it probably should since they are just ruining him.
>>70260630
na. dany gonna go mad by fire and blood
>>70260581
Smirkfu likely pregnant.
Baratheon seed is stronk :^D
>>70260610
>Nah, he's safe. The Frey fucking shits need him to negotiate with the Blackfish.
There is no way Blackfish will abandon the castle for him, so he's a goner I'm afraid.
Btw what happened to his qt Frey wife?
>>70260630
The baby-version of greyscale is not fatal. There is no known cure for the adult version.
>somehow nobody in Sam's family is suspicious about Sam's child who has blond hair and blue eyes
>>70260475
In the books the Frey's have a mock execution of Radmure outside Riverrun every day, and the Blackfish doesn't give a shit.
>>70260601
>implying that's not what he's doing
>>70260003
>You will never climb into her tree and start banging her while suspended by a branch when she sensually wraps something around your neck and pushes you and you hang to your death
Why live?
>>70260577
She maybe could have not made it so obvious that she was an assassin. That's kind of awkward.
"Shit, I wonder if it was that famous assassin's guild/weird death cult religion that everyone knows about in the temple district. The one with till now a flawless record."
>>70260612
>implying all reachmen dont serve olenna
Guys I have a confession. I kind of love Cersei Lannister's character now, its like through losing so much she finally understands what made her father badass, and now shes become a real Lannister and understands what it means to bear the Lion.
Hear me roar!
>>70260666
damn. we need to rev up the get machine
>>70260626
gay for goblins?
>>70260668
>somehow nobody ever is suspicious about Robert's children who have blonde hair even though every Baratheon is known to have bold black hair
>>70260702
I hope she loses her shit when Tommen kills himself.
>>70260548
No idea.
>>70260577
WHY IS EVERYONE BROWN
GODDAMN
>>70260668
Only two people were suspicious about Rob and Cersei's children until Stannis wrote a FYI to everyone. No one understands genetics in Westeros
>>70260720
One guy was. Didn't end well for him.
>>70260688
The payment had been made. They failed to deliver. Now what? Arya basically ruined their reputation.
>>70260557
>>70260449
Obviously he meant the mainland
>>70260720
Why isn't anyone suspicious of shireen?
>>70260675
>implying stronk woman Brienne didn't murder him off screen
>>70260702
It's going to be so fucking satisfying to see arya murder her brutally in a fit of rage
>>70260705
Right now I see two outcomes. There's the volcano hand stuff, or it's simply Jorah managing to survive, serve Dany to his best, maybe save her life once or twice before she sails west, before either sacrificing himself in said lifesaving-attempt, or choosing to end his life early before he goes stoneman mad.
>>70260612
Same reason everyone does, he's got a big army
It's cool. He's got this.
>>70260702
*clicks fingers*
>>70260769
Please don't remind me;_;
>>70260485
>somehow fuck over both your families
>did nothing wrong
u r a bad man
>>70260795
for you
If you think about it right now GoT world has:
-Kelly C in the east gathering more and more power by plot armor techniques.
-Cersei/Margaery powerfight for Kingslanding and the seven kingdoms.
-Sansa trying to reclame the north and let's be honest, Jon is a bastard so probably is going to land on Sansa (rickon is pretty dead IMO).
-Yara claiming the Iron Islands.
-That bitch taking the power in Dorne.
-Kingdom of the Reach ruled by the old grandma in the shadows.
-The Vale ruled by an inbred kid.
So right now each kingdom has women as serious contenders for claiming the seat or the males are incompetent/psychokillers.
BRAVO DABI
>>70260822
The Vale is basically under the command of CIA though
So why did walder let littlefinger go to moat caitlin?
>>70260522
>>70260561
A retard SJW that doesn't realize how seeing a white man with a black baby (not his) relates to Sam.
I just wish they'd cast Daenerys better.
That speech at the end of the last episode was cringey as fuck.
>>70260872
I don't understand,
So let's discussion the throne's succession again.
If Tommen dies who becomes King?
He has no children or brothers/sisters.
Lannisters have nothing to say right? Since he is officially a Baratheon.
So would that mean that if stannis turns out to be alive, is he the actual rightful king? (Seeing as Gendry has no claim whatsoever being a bastard and all)
And what if Stannis really is dead? Who is the closest to actually make a claim?
>>70260872
What?
>>70260752
Nope. It was a test.for the waif. She failed.
>>70260498
>GRRM literally hasn't written a single word for TWoW since 2010
>all the words he's typed up on his blog since 2010 would be longer than TWoW and ADoS
>"What's your name,girl?"
>"Uhhh... Mercy."
>>70260581
It should beGendry
>>70260894
>>70260636
>someone likes Dorne (well, Stormlands)
How?
>>70260864
itd make more sense for littlefinger to have sailed up toward sansa bypassing shit like inns where spies are
>>70260720
>>70260746
His supposed wife has blonde hair, though. Why would people assume it isn't possible that her genes won out?
so is dorne completely dropped from the show
>Fuck, Marry, Kill
Decide.
>>70260726
>>70260776
>>70260806
Well its like now she seems patient and intelligent enough to not freak the fuck out whenever someone questions her power, shes not just fighting to maintain the power daddy gave her anymore, she understands that her and Jamie have to carry their house now and that their father was trying to prepare them for this but they thought he was just being a dick.
That entire scene dude, "March with our army, let them know you, let them feel you lead and show them what a Lannister is capable of, march at the head of the army and take the stupid castle back because its ours and we can."
Now Jamie just needs to grow the fuck up and become the lion. Mark my words there is going to be a scene where his courage is tested beyond any human standard and he is going to come out on top with his army shining gold for all to see bearing the standard of the Lion.
Its like everything until now was just killing off the old world for the real game of thrones to begin.
>>70260885
Her acting is getting worse each year
>>70260958
Fuck Bran.
Kill Arya
Marry Sansa.
>>70260958
fuck sansa, marry bran, kill quasimodo
>>70260891
Stannis is alive in the books. Then he'll claim the throne. The series killed him because the jews didn't like the actor.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10358112
http://www.strawpoll.me/10358112
http://www.strawpoll.me/10358112
>>70260958
Kill them all
>>70260885
I don't know what language she was speaking but she seemed like she was doing it phonetically and if I were a native speaker I would be VERY offended by that
>>70260958
FULL KILL
>>70260891
Any Baratheon left alive since they have also distant Targaryen blood. My wild guess is even Gendry, he's a bastard but the Council could make him noble and from there fit for the Throne.
>>70260958
Give me shota Bran then it'll actually be a challenge.
>>70260063
What the fuck are you talking about no one even likes Dorne in the books, literally no one was excited about Dorne. The entire lead up to season 5 was everyone saying it would be shit because them books were shit.
Sam is a fat fucking cuck and the sparrow needs to have his brain scooped out through his arse
>>70260577
who is that lil gargoyle?
>>70260958
kill bran, fuck my sister
>>70260965
I like you, senpai.
Winter is coming and so is the one true game of thrones.
Bend the knee, faggots.
>>70260988
>>70260988
Who the fuck want Robin to die, what's wrong with you faggots
>>70260988
Yes, simply because I want to hear Preston's autistic meltdown over the following weeks.
>>70260577
God, I hate the Braavosi hairstyle. It's almost as hideous as S1 Cersei.
Is Robyn Arryn proof that Randall Tarly was justified getting rid of a pathetic heir
>>70260507
People don't hate him because he killed two random sons though, they hate him because he betrayed da sturks kek
![Game.of.Thrones.S06E06.HDTV.x264-KILLERS[ettv].mkv_snapshot_41.14_[2016.05.31_05.34.44].png](https://i.imgur.com/1IpEleE.png "Game.of.Thrones.S06E06.HDTV.x264-KILLERS[ettv].mkv snapshot 41.14 [2016.05.31 05.34.44]")
Why is this allowed?
>>70261023
kek, same
>>70261036
Sometimes greatness comes from those cucked hardest, senpai.
>>70261050
He did indeed find another
BRAVO DND
IT'S LIKE POVERTY
>>70260903
How?
>>70261036
what happens if dickon gets killed, then has randyll fucked up the entire thing? or just to the daughters
take that stupid castle back because we can
>get back on the book plot
>>70260812
How did he fuck over Greyjoy? Balon was a retard.
>>70261036
Robyn has telepathic and telekinetic powers though. He's one of the most powerful individuals in Westeros.
>>70260958
Kill Goblin.
Kill Hobgoblin again.
Triple kill the Gargoyle.
Fuck Bran in his boipucci.
Then Marry Salsa.
![Thaldir_Illyrio_Mopatis_mushrooms[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dYESagC.jpg "Thaldir Illyrio Mopatis mushrooms[1]")
What's his endgame?
>>70261000
>gendryfags
he will never be relevant. let it go.
>>70260082
This is true since episode 1 of this season.
Spoiler : it's because there's no source material anymore and D&D are terrible writers
>>70261084
I don't know, TBQH. I just feel like that would be a bullshit sort of a twist D&D would come up with.
>>70260302
>sacks Winterfell for literally no reason
>>70261111
one of the things preston keeps pushing that i disagree with most
>>70260471
He's going to be with the Brotherhood when they pop up.
>>70261118
Putting Aegon on the throne as a puppet king while he keeps him under his thumb.
>>70261118
Tasty treats.
>>70261050
Is it bad that I've always kind of liked them? They remind me of Skaven for some reason.
>>70261100
Should have fled Winterfell with Bran and Rickon as hostages, like he was told to
>>70259964
Q: How did Princess Shireen react to news of her father's death?
A:She was stone-faced.
>>70260958
>fuck
Bran
>marry
Sansa
>kill
Maisie
>>70261118
Wasting tons of cash on failed restoration attempts.
>>70261090
daughters or a daughters son or a brother or a sisters son or a nephew even... really though its who ever gets made the lord when he dies by who ever has the most power agreeing to it or by the victor of a succession war
>>70261118
Put the Blackfyre on throne, but in the show put Daenerys on it
will bran be the one who reveals that the world of westeros is a dyson sphere?
>>70260988
Include "show" or "book" Robin... I have no idea which you're talking about.
>>70261144
>implying a grown up child can't distinguish between flying and falling
>>70260958
Kill, Kill, Fuck
Promise me, Tommen!
Promise me that you'll be the faith's champion and your mother will either have to lose her trial or have her only son killed
WHY IS PRESTON SO AUTISTIC
HIS CAUSTIC HUMOR IS NOT FUNNY, NOR WITTY AND HIS SPECULATION MAKES NO SENSE (Walder's three eyed raven visions?)
Watching his videos almost makes me like D&D work better
>>70261172
The one that's the exact same as the other one
>>70261165
everyone already knows their inside a blue giants eyeball
>>70261159
>>70261163
But why
>OFFICIAL SHORTLIST OF KUCK HOUSES
Martell
Greyjoy
Baratheon
Tyrell
>>70260958
>to the drowned god
>drowned god
>ditto
>>70260958
>Fuck
Bran
>Marry
Isaac
>Kill
the rest
Who's the Felicity of Game of Thrones?
>>70260822
Riverlands has based Blackfish though since Frey is a retard.
>>70261209
If he loses, he threw out a few bucks and that's that. If he wins he hits jackpot.
>>70261206
Uh... no?
Book Robin is anemic and is getting his blood drained every day. He also has epileptic seizures every few hours. He's about to die soon.
Show Robin grew 2 feet over the last year. He's a bigger guy than CIA. He's healthy as fuck.
>>70260958
>Not Marrying Bran
>Not Killing Arya
>Not Fucking Salsa
>>70261213
But why? He's so fucking BASED
>>70261125
I read a reddit comment that explained it pretty well, but basically yeah, the waif had a personal vendetta against arya which shows she isn't truly no one. Arya is supposed to kill her. She is the offering to the red God
>>70261165
>>70261208
>inb4 Men In Black-tier ending
BRAVO D&D
ITS LIKE POTTERY
>>70260958
Shota Bran and loli Arya were literally perfect, I wanted to molest them both
How did they age so badly?
>>70261206
Book Robin is sickly, weak and autistic.
Show Robin isn't nearly as sick, weak or autistic.
The main difference is book Robin is going to get killed off so Harold the Heir can inherit the Veil.
Show Robin is going to let Littlefinger run everything.
Do you think Euron actually killed Balon? He said he did, but all the dreams and prophecies hinted at a faceless man. And Euron "lost" a dragon egg.
>>70261232
sandsnakes easily
>>70261238
for you
>>70260664
Too bad Tommen doesn't have any.
Do you think she'll kill Ramsay herself?
Or will she watch as Jon do it?
>>70261036
Sam Tarly may be fat and beta but at least he was smart and educated as opposed to autistic Robin. He's not that bad.
>>70261211
>Baratheon is a fucking cuck house
Where did it all go wrong? They were supposed to be fucking Vikings.
OURS IS THE FURY!
Am I the only one who thought this episode was one of the better ones this season? Aside from the Dany bullshit everything else was interesting.
>>70261269
He did it using a FM, of course. But it was his call.
>>70260013
volcano limbs?
this seems like a spoiler but I'm okay with that, because I have absolutely no point of reference for what "volcano cock" is supposed to mean
d-do volcanos give people dicks?
>>70261266
>Veil
wikishit detected
>>70261280
For everyone. Robin's actor is 6'3". He looks like my dad.
He was still a kid sucking on a tit 4 seasons ago.
>>70261137
He's more than atoned for that. And it was because of proving himself to his iron born roots. He realized what he did was wrong before he was even tortured
>>70261295
Yeah it was solid.Stannisfags are just salty as fuck about this season. They should be ignored.
>>70261294
Norvoshi and Ironborn are Vikings.
>>70260082
Totally true. I was looking forward to some sparkling repartee between Varys and Tyrion and instead we have cock jokes.
No more source material means we have to rely on the hacks who give us HollyJew shit.
Seems Dumb and Dumber like to mention cocks at every opportunity, I wonder why.
>>70261118
Thanks Illyrio "Wyman the Pieman" Mopatis
>>70261294
He let himself go; got fat, spent too much money and started whoring too much.
Plus his choice of Hands was fucking stupid.
If Ned was his first Hand, everything would be golden.
It is known.
>>70261291
Umber will kill Ramsay when their army is assembled in the field.
>>70261294
Robert was a literal cuck
>>70260903
That girl is actually called Waif? Top kek
>>70261291
Theres a theory that CIA will kill him.
Sansa would never kill first hand
When is Roberts bastard coming back as a fucking badass champion? He was pretty swole as a kid, not the smartest, but he seemed like a true Baratheon.
>>70261310
Height isn't an indicator of health or anything like it, though.
>>70261232
Daenerys
>Promise me, Jon, promise me that you will find Her because she can really makes you happy, she's so good, pretty and strong
>>70260267
A Baratheon literally sits on the Iron Throne though
>>70261036
Sam is somewhat intelligent though, Robyn is just a retarded autist.
>>70261298
Yeah, but latest chapter said he pushed Balon over with his own hands.
And he confirmed buttfucked Aeron too.
>>70261341
>If Ned was his first Hand, everything would be golden.
if ned was hand then his reign would have lasted not nearly as long
>>70261203
>we won't get this or Cleganebowl, it'll be something truly Dabid-tier stupid
>>70261371
He's just bullshitting.
Could be lying about the molestation too, for what we know.
>>70260958
>>70260974
>>70260977
>>70261001
>>70261116
Everyone on this board is actually queer SmH
>>70261393
>Gregor vs. Sand Snakes
>>70261396
>lying about molestation
I'd agree he might be lying about killing Balon himself, but molestation? Highly doubt it.
>>70261412
Holy shit, holy fuck, it actually fits somehow.
>Oberyn was a weak man, but we are coming for Gregor's skull
>>70261232
That looks cringey af. Where is this from?
>>70261266
Mah bad, senpai.
The Vale of Arryn
>>70261435
Oh God....
>>70261412
this trial will be fated by bad pussy.
>gregor is too slow to fight 1v3 as they crash the duel.
>gregor kills 2 of them after a minute and the last one is injured.
>*pulls back troll face* ARYA FUCKING STARK!
>*stabs needle through his brain stem* nothing personal kid. ceresei is executed.
Resurrection a shit
Time travel a shit
Get out of my series reeeee
Best girl coming through.
>>70260912
you figured writing out. You should teach literature.
are there rules to stop someone from using something like a crossbow in a trial by combat? I assume there must be
>>70261489
this, anyone who enjoys the trime travel storyline is a manchild
>>70261375
Robert would have drunk and whored himself silly but the Hand would have made sure everything ran like clockwork.
That's the Hands job, senpai.
>Rebelled against Robert (who beat the fucking Targaryens) at the height of his power for no good reason, getting all but one of his sons killed and his shjps destroyed
>Robb wants to declare an alliance and make him king again in exchange for ships
>Instead he decides to fucking declare war on them out of butthurt, giving up a chance to conquer the richest region of Westeros with the Starks by their side to conquer the second poorest completely alone
>His people are rekt and his only surviving son is castrated by an OP manchild
Is Balon literally retarded from getting drowned? I cannot name a dumber character in the entire series.
>>70261504
>that sentence
What? Type it again.
>>70261291
She'll feed him to the dogs
And it's going to be so fucking predictable and dumb.
>>70261508
Oberyn used god damn poison, there really isn't much in the way of rules.
>>70261516
And, obviously, I'm implying ned would have fucked it up. like we saw him do
>>70261412
Cersei will name zombie Clegane, Sparrow names Tommen. It's gonna be gud.
>>70261542
hidden poison
>>70261358
Wow.
Just GO!
When will you people ever learn!?
>>70260035
>TAKING HEARTSBANE AND GOING TO SHITADEL
"GEE WHERE CAN I FIND AND KILL MY FATFUCK SON FOR TAKING THAT OLD SHARP BIT OF SHINY METAL" - T.TARLY
SCREENCAP DIS
>>70261525
It's the Salt Throne for a reason.
>>70261205
Triggered some of your fits Cpt. Autsimo, didn't he?
>>70259975
Theon & Forsaken
>>70261555
Are you triggered, friend?
>>70261555
Hahahaha upvoted my friend :)
>>70261544
Fucking genius
>>70261303
>this seems like a spoiler but I'm okay with that, because I have absolutely no point of reference for what "volcano cock" is supposed to mean
>d-do volcanos give people dicks?
They you are a fool. I haven't read the books and even i understood what a volcano cock is.
Of cource volcanos dont give people dicks, it's a dick that's *like* a volcano. It's probably magical and constantly burning and with the ability to shoot fireballs, duuuh.: ^ )
>>70261489
>>70261514
Is it really time travel though?
He was in Hordors memories and then in the present, they were yelling "Hold the door!" and it bled through to Hordor via Bran warging his memories.
>>70260251
alright cuck
>>70261573
You didn't like Mercy?
>>70261578
You have to leave, manlet.
You must be 6'0"+ to browse this thread.
>>70261525
>betrayed the only people who liked him
>tried to hold Winterfell against the Boltons with 20 not-so-great men
>got castrated by an OP manchild
Theon is just as dumb, the Greyjoys are potatoes
>>70260864
You don't need to go through the Twins to get to Moat Cailin from the Vale.
>>70261310
>Robin's actor is 6'3".
jaime's actor is 6'2"
robin is not taller than jaime, shitposter
Can someone exlpain to me something that's bothering me ever since ep6.
Are both Margery and Tommen brainwashed by the high sparrow or is this one of Margery's tricks and ploys?
To me she's too smart to be brainwashed.
What is the purpose of the high sparrow doing this and what is his end game?
>>70261590
I would be ok with it if that were the case honestly.
>>70261451
arrow
>>70261543
By then it was too late; everyone was playing the game of thrones and had their own agendas and pawns in place.
If Ned had been the Hand right after Robert took the throne, none of that shit would have happened and the kingdom would be fine.
>>70261609
Big guy CIA is 6'0". Robin bends his knees to hug CIA and is STILL taller than him.
>>70261606
At least Theon had semi-decent motivation. Balon was just suicidedly retarded.
>>70261606
Theon got smart though, at least he got smart enough to recognize real strength in his sister.
>We may have a Robert wreaking targaryen fucking shit flashback one day
>>70260081
Because they're so thick
>>70261612
its a trick. she'll take out the high sparrow as soon as she gets the opportunity
>>70261612
There is just no way to tell given the writing. I suspect Margery to be pretending though.
>>70261612
He wants to topple the aristocracy and turn Westeros into a democratic hellhole.
>>70261607
yeah you're totally right! They could just climb the mountains and wade the the bogs
>>70261606
Theon was "burn yourself making toast" retarded, Balon was "hit yourself in the face with a brick" retarded.
>>70261628
what? aidan gillen is 5'9"
fuck out of here retard
>>70261612
I think Marge is playing, but Tommen is just an inbred retard.
Why do you all hate her so much?
>>70261544
This would actually be good. A lot better than sand people
>>70261612
Maybe, just maybe.
>>70261544
Comes true, tommon dies, and she becomes the widow queen by default inheriting the entire iron throne for house Tyrell.
>>70260200
Jon nearly beats him to death but pussies out
>>70261663
chill, manlet
Why is all of 4chan obsessed with height
>>70261679
its a normie obsession that they have brought here.
>>70261590
Yeah I like this a lot better.
>>70261661
Are you fucking dense? The Twins is strategically important because it's a bridge across the Trident. The Vale is on the same side of the Trident as Moat Cailin.
>>70261690
>normies
>caring about height
hahaha
>>70261679
its the only thing most people have
>>70261708
It's boring as shit
>>70261679
It's a normie thing. Go on a decent board like /a/ and you'll never see anyone talking about shit like that.
>>70261703
It's normies. Just go on /r9k/ where the failed normies lurk and look at all the manlet threads. /tv/ is also pretty normie.
>>70259964
I shubbose
>>70261708
It's a coping mechanism for lanklet virgins.
>>70261724
>decent board like /a/
alright, no one take this bait
Young Olenna > Margaery
>>70261699
what happens on that lake island?
>>70259999
What is dead my never fry.
>>70261679
Geez, i wonder why...
>>70261699
Sorry kid but you're not going to lead an army over a mountain range and then a swamp.
>>70261679
Seriously. Height and politics are the two most boring and irrelevant subject matters that derail threads.
>>70261739
It's full of weirwoods and possibly Children of the forest
>>70261679
Because
>I may be a fat ugly 20 to 30 year old kissless virgin but at least I'm 6 feet tall ! haha get fucked manlets
>>70261739
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Isle_of_Faces
>>70261349
>Photoshopped GW2 loading screen
Such tripe
>>70261759
Why on earth would you cross the river over to the other side of the twins and then back over again? The Trident runs through the middle of the riverlands. You could just follow it upstream on the east side, nowhere near the mountains, walking through flat, fertile fields, and then just walk around the east side of the Twins.
>>70260063
Not me
I knew Dorne was a fucking meme and the only reason they included it was because everybody loved Oberyn
What the fuck like what did we get when ned stark died ? Nothing, just a whole lot more of misfortune to starks, that's how it's supposed to be and not :
"Oberyn is dead but don't worry you'll see his kickass basatard girls ^_^."
A now fired HBO exec
>>70260507
That was Reek/Ramsay
>>70261677
I'm 5'10 and 1/2 and was considered tall in high school.
Now I'm 30 and I see all these 6'0 - 6'3 kids in high school.
Fucking growth hormones in the milk.
Also, my feet haven't grown since I was 15, I wore the same pair of shoes for 8 years.
Am I normal?
>>70261777
And dubs
>>70261827
my feet are probably smaller than yours
people say i have girl feet
>>70261759
The fucking kingsroad lies between the vale and the twins, straight to Moat Cailin
>>70261671
Inheritance doesn't work that way.
>>70261820
Poor Dr. Bashir, if Garak was there to watch his back he would have survived.
>>70261655
>turn Westeros into a democratic hellhole
Yes because monarchy and aristocracy are working wonders so far
>>70261846
I have kinda small hands for a guy and they're really soft since hard labor is for stupid people.
>>70261118
put his son on the iron throne
>>70261849
What's bear island like, are there many bears?
>>70261976
Yes, and that's where House Mormont is from. Their sigil is a bear.
>>70261976
Yes, also Mormonts
>>70261671
Eh no? Margery would be Queen and she is controlled by the HS.
>>70261976
It's literally run by a 12-year-old girl
>>70262052
Is she, though?
>>70262052
>she is controlled by the HS
Nope, last time we have seen her she was far away from mind breaking.
1. She talked with Tommen as she was one because she KNEW that HS is standing outside the room
2. It's best way for her to get back to being queen in red keep
3. She will backstab HS and he will call her greedy bitch
>>70261737
Wow zers
>>70261118
is he the George Soros of westeros & essos?
>>70260958
fukc sansa
marry Bran
kill maisie
>>70259964
The lord took her
