Can we stop with the "Star Wars takes place in the past" meme?
It is so obvious that it takes place in the far future where humans have spread put into the galaxy.
Read the original 1976 A New Hope novel - Earth is listed in there.
The "long time ago" title is due to star distances - humans have spread out far from Earth which is millions of light years away so whatever is happening on their planets; it resembles a long time ago in our star system.
>>70257021
sheeeeet that's interesting.
>>70257021
Actually I'm pretty sure it takes place in hell
galaxy far away is actually hell lol
Was she the best girl?
>>70256977
Yes.
She's fucking gorgeous, especially with that hair. But 4chan can't dial down the racism for a moment, so no, she's OOGA BOOGA NIGGA.
>>70257025
Some of 4chan are like that. A lot aren't. I'd fuck her senseless.
>jason bourne could kill two members of the super hero team The Avengers
Why is this okay?
>>70256935
because nobody cares about Hulk and Thor.
>>70256935
>Hawkeye was actually a Bourne agent
>Widow would act like a slut
You cant win
>>70256935
>Stark
>Rhodey
>Hawkeye
>Black Widow
That's more than two
I mean he's just trying to educate some people while making some retarded jokes about the subjects. What's so bad about that? Is it because he's popular?
>MAKE TRUMP DRUMPF AGAIN LMAO
>WTF MAN HER NAME IS CAITLYN YOU FUCK!
>>70256712
>something I dont like shouldnt exist because its the current year
>>70256712
>Dude he has the same opinion as me and he said it in a snarky and funny way!!
Which was right?
Angry Birds, it was a better movie too
>>70256664
Race - Zootopia.
Ideology and upbringing - Angry Birds.
Where's the image comparing Angry Birds to the Refugee Crisis on Europe
>Ebert changed his scores for Blade Runner and The Good, The Bad and The Ugly because it was "pleb" to like spaghetti westerns back then
Fuck critics.
http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/a-clockwork-orange-1972
>2/4
Why didn't this man die sooner?
My personal favorite stupid thing Ebert did was initially defend Armond White, not because of his reviewing technique, but because he was BLACK
What a fucking cuck.
>>70256709
Armond White is unironically the best film critic around.
Certain careers cause a person to not be a well rounded individual.
Movie Critic is one. They give full time attention to something that should only get a portion of attention in life.
Disregard them.
Read reviews from people who have other things going on in their life, or creating films is their livelihood.
WTF De Niro? I could finish watching this shit.
>>70256641
yeah it's shit.
>>70256641
> "I could finish watching this shit."
> "could"
was it that good then
I could care less, OP.
>board about television
>no thread on the most important television event that happened this long weekend
apologize
>>70256640
I'm sorry Step
>>70256640
His wife's kinda hot
>Bring spears and shields for a rescue mission.
>No Sharpshooters.
What were they thinking?
>OMG WE HAVE TO SAVE THE QUEEN AND HER EXTREMELY IMPORTANT BRO OF OUR HOUSE
....
.......
............
>ALL WE'LL NEED ARE 50 DUDES. WE'RE GONNA KNOCK ON THEIR FRONT DOOR AGAINST THE ENTIRE CHURCH AND THE COUNTLESS PEASANTS WITH JUST OUR SHINY FITTY MEN! BRILLIANT.
>>70256750
But even if they had 500 they were still going to get Loras and Marg killed the way they did it.
If Jaime had started wrecking everyone when he rode up to the Sparrow, maybe....
But can he even do that anymore?
I would literally pay good money just to watch a buddy comedy with these two...
I would literally poop.
>>70256550
that combo comes with a side ofJLAW
>>70256591
No...
Top Gear was good. FACT
check these. FACT!
>>70256405
Dubs
FACT
Why does he go out of his way to look like a dweeby cunt?
miss me yet?
>>70254526
>tfw you will never save her
If you're a lannister then you're not allowed to post here
WHERE'S THE PATENT?
WHERE'S THE PROPRIETARY?
I'LL CRUSH YOU LIKE THE COCKROACH YOU ARGLBARGHLBARGHHL
Kevin is the best Shark. Prove me wrong. Pro tip:You can't.
There's nothing proprietary about your memes, you post them one time and then blam, every reddit and 9gag user out there has them and are spreading them around and devaluing them faster than I can say I'm out
>>70256400
>>faster than I can say I'm out
>the guy asks Kevin if he's out right after
>"sir why dont you take a seat? right there is fine"
wat do, /tv/?
pull out the transcripts of Chris Hansen's affair with someone 19 years his junior
>>70256261
Begin rubbing myself through my pants while awkwardly hitting on him in order to put the idea into his head that everything I had done up until that point was to get close to him because I am attracted to him. This will greatly confuse/repulse him and make him no longer suspect me of any crimes.
It could work.
Pull out my gun and shoot myself in the head, then him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJOzEgRcSj4
>Amazing Spider-Man 2 comes out
>He likes it
>Now that a new Spider-Man is announced and the ASM sequels are canned, he changes his opinions to be like those of other people
>He now hates ASM2
WOOOOOW
Can you name a bigger cuck than Chris Suckmenn?
He looks so pale it disgusts me because I know I'm just as pale from cocooning myself away in my room all day.
I'm living Franz Kafka's Metamorphosis. Turning into some hideous creature I despise. I wish I could unbound myself from my own body and become an incorporeal thing. Like a ghost.
he has no spine
>DUDE I WAS SICK LMAO
Has this excuse ever worked?
