>>70277464
I don't get it.
>>70277674
is the same shield
Holy fuck kill yourself you want some pottery here's some fucking pottery
The same statue to trio checkmates in philosophers stone...
>Go fuck yourself
was this scene really necessary?
>>70277325
Go fuck yourself
>>70277337
/thread
>60 years before the 1st movie
>wolverine hasn't aged a day
this is why DC will always be superior
Why is no one here talking about one of the best new buddy-cop kinos?
Russel Crowe and the Goose had fucking A+ chemistry, and the jokes were hilarious
Literally everybody talks about it, but it's not GOT, capeshit, or TWD, so of course there can only be one thread about it a day. Also having a shitload of threads for it makes it seem like everyone is just being shills. A movie this good doesn't need people thinking everyone that talks about it is a shill.
>>70277320
Thanks, reminded me to see this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnjs9J6wZX8
>that fucking bit about the kelp
Every single time
>>70277320
I liked it enough to see twice.
the names Bond, nigga
the thread's lame and stale, faggotOP
>>70277020
just like your mom
>Noims Bongd, Joymez Bongd, Oy'm soycrit aygin'h doubbelwowsebun
Ftfy
Fuck you I liked it
Good for you. I didn't
You want a cookie or something?
>>70276951
Based Alfred tells it like it is. https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/may/31/jeremy-irons-batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice-deserved-scathing-reviews
kind of unprofessional, no?
Well, he's right though.
I actually liked BvS...but it was a jumbled ass mess of shoehorned characters and a plot that was borderline silly.
But, that being said...they're trying to catch Marvel.
I wish DC would stop trying to be Marvel...slow it down...get rid of Snyder and his hack bullshit...and get a real director in there.
>>70276784
>>70278277
Marveldrones have ruined this board and have ruined the industry. How could you not support based Snyder and his capekino?
I went to the most pretentious film school on the planet. AMA.
>>70276754
I think you've been asked quite enough for one day, young man!
is there such a thing as too much bokeh?
>>70276794
Not when you're experimental!
Another JUST casting for the DCEU
>>70276734
Another JUST resolution
I hope this movie bombs more than ever.
>caring about actors personal lives
Is this what it feels like to be on tumblr?
Is she a Mary Sue?
a lairy poo
>>70276703
>bad at not getting raped
>bad at politics
>bad at keeping dragons from eating children
>bad at not getting captured
she's pretty bad at most stuff she does.
>>70276703
Would /tv/ fight for her? I def. would
I finally got around to watching this, and I got what I expected, a generic liberal film trashing the church. I didn't see all the other nominees for best picture, but this certainly didn't cut it.
I'm not saying this isn't an important issue to discuss, however it could have been handled much better. My biggest gripe is that priests were being presented as manifestations of God to the children and families affected by their crimes. It failed to make a distinction between God and what is a fallible institution of man.
Along with it's heavy handedness, literally having a children's choir singing silent night juxtaposed with various characters diligently working, as Mark Ruffalo looks on protectively, this movie is pretty generic.
What are /tv/'s thoughts? Did you like it, dislike it?Was /tv/ molested by a priest?I only got one response blaming it on the Jews earlier so I made a new thread.
Worst Oscar winner since Crash
Most forgotten oscar winner since Argo
Oscars sucks.
>>70276718
>Most forgotten oscar winner since Argo
But Argo was actually good.
>legitimate /tv/ discussion on a /tv/ board.
No thank you.
t. summer holidaysSeriously though, will not see this tbqh. It would just be agonizing I suspect.
I'm CIA
>>70276643
If I click the spoiler image will you die?
>>70277026
It's a big risk
So was surprising me with a god tier trap part of your master plan?
I just saw this. What do you want to know?
how did you see it?
>>70276576
A. Put on a trip.
B. How could you have seen it?
>>70276576
>What do you want to know?
show proof
or you lying nikka
except murdered entire bases
Bruh look at this dude.
>>70276402
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>70276402
Wait till you see the.....
>>70276458
OH NO NONONONONONONONO
Why are British people so fucking unfunny ?
The worst thing about British media is how they keep forcing their disgusting stale retarded humor down everyone's throat
I can't think of a single British movie or tv series that doesn't have "quirky sarcastic British humor" in it
The worst thing about it is how every single character has the same character voice. It's like a nation of Joss Whedon characters
It's even worse when everyday normal people try to imitate
It's cheap cookie cutter bullshit for stupid people who want to appear smart
I'm not even American and I still prefer American comedians because even if you hate the mainstream comedians you can still find someone who's unique and funny because the comedy scene is so diverse
Say whatever you want about MDE and Sam Hyde but that shit could never happen in the UK
Or just look at Jackass
Fuck "British humor" and everything it stands for
I don't like Poms but they are funny.
>>70276577
elaborate
Pretty much agree, bringing up Sam Hyde and Jackass are good examples.
I really can't think of ANYTHING from England that's genuinely funny. I watched some Monty Python when I was younger, watched Fawlty Towers a few years ago, tried watching The Prisoner recently (not a comedy but its comedic elements are as shit as always).
I have to say they banter like fucking champions online though, they're generally some of the most adroit, if not extremely funny, commenters and best wordsmiths. Their banter chemistry clearly derives from a genetic homogeneous hivemind.
