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Stale Bread >>69327696
>Jon Jones press conference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2ja3YxN0UU
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1MnGnzkWynEGO
open workouts, Brock going to be here soon
Conor is our savior
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stop bullying jonny or else
>when Jon nuts but he tells me to stop succin
SCHAUB
IS
GAUD
dark days for the sport
goober curse is upon us
>>69330035
>Lights dim
>As down the glen, one Easter morn'
Can we make this the new Jordan meme face?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQrEsEJno0A
Oh my god they actually posted this
I can't breathe
what keeps you going lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQrEsEJno0A
>thanks ufc
>>69330117
hope
anyone have a link to the Jones crying presser? I missed the live stream
>>69330105
kinda unethical
DC is gonna be pulled from this card isn't he?
>>69330135
for what, man? for what?
>>69330172
it would be heartbraking t b h
you now remember when he asked brock if it was going to be christams in the cormier house and brock said merry christmas
Lesnar Hunt "main event" finishes, everyone thinks show is over, light goes off, music starts, Jon Jones is walking out, DC walking out, fight happens.. just imagine..
>>69330122
dana is gonna fuck the intern who uploaded this in the ass
>>69330117
wonderboy
>God has a plan for you Jon
pls SCHAUB give me this
>>69330197
for things to get better
whatever is pushing you down, you have to face it and get it sorted
Only when you find out for sure that you can't get it sorted and that you'll always live miserably is when you end it
Unless you don't mind being miserable
DC vs JJ felony fight when?
>>69330284
things never get better, it only gets harder and worse.
the key is to give up and accept life is a bag dicks
>DC has said he dislikes Jones because of his amazing talent, physical gifts and potential to be the greatest of all time, yet Jon always fucks it up for himself
>DC's daughter died in a car accident
>Jon has caused car accidents
>DC doesn't want anyone to go through the pain he's been through
>used to coach fighters and be their mentor
>realises he can't coach or mentor Jones so he becomes his rival to motivate him
>Jon Jones get your shit together, I'm coming
>dispite his best efforts of motivating Jones, he still couldn't get it together
>DC wants nothing more than to see Jones succeed and have him reach his potential
I'm feeling for DC, poor lad
>>69330151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2ja3YxN0UU
>UFC 200
>Biggest event of UFC history
>Main event actually has 3 rounds
>>69330272
>Right terms
So like 100 millions dollars
>>69330324
that's what a miserable guy would say
I aspire to be happy one day
>>69330241
Yes, to make Jacson more money
Just look at that fucking rat face
>>69330241
fucking sport killer
>UFC 200 - Lesnar vs. Hunt
kek
Barnett vs Fedor Pt 2: Nigger Boogaloo
>>69330364
better to be realistic and rationale, than delusional and lying to self.
I NOW DECLARE GUSTAFSSON V JONES A WIN FOR GUSTAFSSON
>>69330336
All these retarded ""journalists"""
>hey can you tell us how you feel right now, I know you're breaking down crying right now but can you just sum up your feelings in this current moment
>>69330117
I love memes.
what kinda banter will conor bring to the table today?
>>69330404
>Clearly has bumps on his abs
>natty
40 bings until fresh memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmU
>>69330117
Memes and """""supplements""""
>>69330404
So he beat Jon and DC.
Only loss to Rumble via headbutt.
who /high test/ here?
>>69330404
based pewdiepie
Would it be possible for UFC to still let Jones and Cormier fight, but just have it not be an official match and not have the title on the line?
>>69330440
>Implying Jones won't completely overshadow these already tame memes
>>69330117
Kickboxing and vodka.
>>69330472
No you idiot
>>69330468
just want to impregnate her desu
>>69330468
my IRL gf is 5'8" 190
>>69330122
>>69330105
>private video
what was it
>>69330105
What was it? Video is private
>>69330472
you sound like my wife "just setup an octagon in the parking lot!!"
>>69330472
No. They'd have to hold it on an Indian reservation or in China or something.
>>69330472
UFC parking lot fights when?
>>69330500
>Cannon ball delts
>Natty
>>69330468
me
BISPING
I
S
P
I
N
G
>>69330519
Jones vs DC simulation fight
>>69330518
>>69330519
EA UFC 2 simulation of Jones/Cormier.
>>69330501
>>69330521
>>69330525
>>69330533
Why not? They own the venue for the night right? Why can't they put Jones and Cormier in the octagon and tell them to fight?
>>69330500
>people 1 year ago believed gsp was natty according to this picture
>>69330473
I'm hoping Nate will talk about Jones.
>You're on steroids
>>69330510
Sorry.
I want the Conor hype train back
>>69330500
>le natural man
>Retire as soon as USADA comes in
>>69330574
>NSAC
>USADA
>>69330574
Because the commission won't sanction it, and it'd be illegal for the UFC to hold an unsanctioned fight in commission territory.
>>69330581
>i only do one supplement and it's never tainted 420blazeit faggot
>>69330595
>mfw post 196 Conor is memeless, shook and chin deleted
>Aldo wasn't in the last three episodes of the embedded...
Why ?
>>69330341
>Only 2 title fights
Jon Jones UFC 200 Press Conference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU0pwUdlJA8
>>69330647
All he does is talk about hambugers in BR
>>69330634
LULZ
>>69330622
are you fucking serious this picture
>>69330574
Thats fucking illegal bud
>>69330510
He said high test, not high cholesterol
>>69330336
>running away and crying
You still there pussy.
>mfw Gooby goes 0-2 against nate
>>69330640
Y-YOU'RE WRONG
>>69330648
Joanna Vs Claudia is way better than Miesha Tate Vs Amanda
>>69330640
He has a new media style now, look at all his recent vids. It's soundtracky music, him cruising, training with some high end person, cruising to more music.
>>69330666
answer this >>69330106
>>69330733
fuck yeah would have much rather preferred that.
HE'S STILL MY BOY!
>>69330622
If he was clothed it would be a great wallpaper...
>>69330758
Ye, Jon didn't fought Chael for the TUF finale so why not delay the Gadelha vs Joanna to the 200?
>>69330733
Both are decent for wymyns fights but Nunes is just going to gas and get subbed.
Cat vs Pena might approach JJ/Claudia spice levels tbf.
kek more emotional then when he did a hit and run on a pregnant women
Why does Jon Jones have the personality of a white dweeb?
Was he raised by rich white folk?
>>69330472
At this point i would be happy with just them playing Xbox ufc against each other
>>69330733
>skelly Joanna carving Claudia's face for 5 rounds but not having the power to KO her is better than Bundiesha Taint literally wrestlefucking Amandyke so hard that she will visibly start to get off to it and just let Miesha have her way with her
>>69330815
he's unironically a cuck
>>69330759
I can see DC's face in his chest and abs.
>>69330815
Odd that most black UFC fighters are cornball brothers. Probably because wrestling is so white.
>>69330796
of course, this time it's him getting fucked, he doesn't give a shit about others
>>69330815
He doesn't come from money as far as I'm aware, I like his personality tbqh
I'm worried about Jones' pocket, he's once once in the last year and a half, he has a tendency to spend a lot and with all his sponsors gone I don't see him maintaining a posh lifestyle for long. What if all the taxes wear him down and the CoCo drawback starts kicking in?
>>69330815
Because Jon sounds like a psychopath and white folk are all devils and psychopaths just like him
>>69330862
Well we did conquer the planet so maybe we do produce more psychos..
Psychos are smarter than average people so we know blacks aren't gonna produce any..
>>69330815
because all the real niggas are doing crack and getting shot at cookouts
Uh...guys...
Luke Thomas @SBNLukeThomas 1m
WOW! Second sample confirmed negative by USADA. Haters gonna hate he was innocent all along. Racist accusations against Jon for nothing.
Jones is now off my list of top 5 boys. Not because of steroids, but because the last 3 years were JUST.
Current list:
1 Cub Swanson
2 Wonder Meme
3 Cyborg
4 Holloway
5 Gus
>>69330928
too obvious
Guys, any anti doping sentiment you read or hear is just propaganda from users who don't want the competition.
>>69330928
Fuck you
>>69330928
fake
>>69330822
You clearcly didn't watched their previous fight
USADA was a mistake.
>>69330928
Too cuck heavy, get better
>>69330815
>Why does Jon Jones have the personality of a white dweeb?
Cause he is a black dipshit
Cormier will fight!
>only 4 fights on main card
>8 fight prelim not including fightpass
dana?
MMAFighting.com @MMAFighting 2m2 minutes ago
Dana White: Cormier will fight this weekend.
>>69330973
USADA = More white champs.
It's proven White people are the best natural overal athletes.
They have the right balance of slow/fast twitch.
You can see he clearly cried.
>Dana White: Cormier will fight this weekend.
What did he mean by this?
>>69330937
>She caught me on the counter
>mousnoozi vs DC
I am fighting DC on Saturday. AMA.
>>69330973
only because they were so fucking slow in announcing the tests.
VADA would've done better.
Jon Anik is fucking STILL complaining about the godamn TV crew!
holy fuck bud
>>69331006
>>69331013
>cormier loses to last minute replacement
>kills himself
Micky bisping u absolute madman
>>69331013
HOLY SHIT!!!!
IS GUS ON THE PLANE?
>>69331013
Gustaffson confirmed?
TITLE SHOT!
We are now in the age of OSP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmU&ab_channel=UFC-UltimateFightingChampionship
SEVENTEEN BINGS, BOIS
I knew it wasn't going to happen.
My bet was on DC getting injured. But Jones fucking up somehow was always a high possibility.
Can Rousey make 205?
Who knew Anik likes weed?
>>69331063
he has a pretty cool last name desu
>>69331065
answer this >>69330106
>>69330749
Yo sorry familia also how did u know was me
> inb4 aussie shitpost
Yup as usual mestizo girls are the hottest
>>69331075
LEAVE CORMIER TO ME.
LeBron only needs to drop 35lbs in 2 days, if he can make weight he can save ufc 200
>>69331106
she trimmed down from the last time i saw a picture of her.
>>69331044
>UK flag
>>69331101
That bridesmaid in the haka wedding video is alright, weird eyes though
>>69330622
Where are his dick and balls?
>>69331101
jesus christ the one on the right I was born in the wrong place
I prefer spanish girls to regular white girls but mixed girls are on another level and we have 0 in this country
If they give the shot to Bisping, and somehow he wins, he is automatically the GOAT.
>>69331158
Afro asian are best
Post YFW Bisping beats
A.silva
cockhold
daniel cormier
GSP
>>69331143
In the MMA communities mouth
>>69331184
He should retire in victory like Nige.
nobody actually thinks jones is innocent, right?
>>69331190
LAWLd
>>69331202
he is innocent
>>69331179
never seen one other than the japanese pageant one, she was a bit meh
>>69331202
I think he didn't take any PEDs or banned substances knowingly
>>69331202
Ive seen no evidence that hes guilty so far
10 BINGS TO MCGOOBER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmU
>>69331143
He's fully erect and he sucks his balls up into his abdomen when in fight mode.
Is your body ready for all Conor memes?
>>69331233
t. innocent pure child
>>69331202
it could be a substance that got in the ban list only recently
>>69331202
have you seen the usada guy?
He's a bald white man... that's a BIG sign he's a racist just trying to keep the BLACK jon jones down. it's fucking disgusting man.
has jon seriously had a fiance for like 8 years?
André Fialho joins the UFC, makes 205lbs and beats DC in the first round
>tfw watch McGoober conferences with bros
>tfw they agree with everything he says
>tfw they think Conor was just messing around in the first fight and showboated too much
>tfw one of them told me he think Conor soundly wins the rematch
>>69331242
more like 40 probably
>>69331277
White girl too
>>69331233
did you know the word gullible isn't in the dictionary?
>>69331202
>black
>innocent
bruh
>>69331277
some slut he knocked up in college yeah
>>69331277
He has 5 kids with 3 different women...so lol on that one.
>>69331291
Awww that's cute
>>69331277
he only married her because she got knocked up. chick is busted as fuck
>>69331291
Conor is going to Condit that shit and win on points while taunting to save face
>>69331268
>Implying JJ isn't white inside his heart
How many peeps ya'll think are gonna be in the stream? It'll break 130k easy.
>>69331324
>Been his fiance for like 5 years
>>69331324
wew
>>69331291
in a 3 rd fight i have strict diet mcgregor 100 times out of 100 times...
in a 5 rd fight i have mcgregor on a strict diet 50 /50
>>69331308
>ywn suck a fart out of her rectum
heem me
>>69331324
She's pretty qt desu
HAHAHA MONEY MONEY MONEY HAHAHAHA YOU ARE STOOPID I WILL KNOCK YOUR TEET OUT!
Why do people like McGregor again?
What did he mean by this?
Conor bants will only be "I made you rich, you should thank me"
>#1 p4p fighter in the world
>>69331329
He can't gameplan a fighter that beats him standing and on the ground. Conor's best bet to win the rematch is leg kick and run, which he won't do
I expect a 2nd or 3rd round TKO/SUB win for Nate
>Bisping kills Rockhold on 2 weeks notice
>Bisping kills DC on 3 days notice
Would everyone at AKA literally heem themselves?
>>69331324
She looks like she's a cokewhore tbqf
>>69330403
i sort of feel sorry for you
>>69331324
B-but i thought black men were taking all the hot white girls wtf?
>>69331364
Well i guess to you.. since you live in puerto rico with a bunch of mud bloods..
>>69331056
>>69331060
>Gustaffson making the 205 cut in less than 2 days
>>69331364
maybe if you're into busted coke whores that love bbc
>>69331366
Memes mane
You'll be tuned in for the same reason I am
>be an absolute work horse
>devise the ultimate strategy to overcome your greatest foe
>dedicate three months of your life to the toughest, most painful training camp ever
>go through everything countless times to assure that your preparation is beyond perfect
>never has your confidence been this strong, you are going to win 100%
>your opponent then pulls out
>they put some hillbilly jolly rancher that you know nothing about in your original opponent's place
>he heems you in the most humiliating fashion
>you google ''how to tie a hangman noose'' + ''silken rope shipments'' after the fight
mfw
is there a stream I should be watching?
>>69331372
>tfw you could heem every here and your wife is a dime
>>69331369
The baby results were incoming.
>>69331389
Only rich successful black dudes get a hot white girl
Most black guys get crackwhore leavings
It's going to be fucking Mousasi isn't it?
>>69331291
Pretty smart friends.
somebody can give me a TL:DR jones presser?
>>69331413
fbi director comey getting grilled on Clinton right now is fun to watch. Poor guy is getting fucking roasted.
>>69331389
>Jenny Moses
>Moses
>That horse face
>White
https://twitter.com/MMAFighting/status/751115430043975680
>Dana White: Cormier will fight this weekend.
>>69331324
What do you think Jon's brother has to say about this?
>>69331369
he needed to get the onions and other stuff to make him cry, that's why he went backstage
tear up Jon, and go get some fans
>>69331371
pretty much. it kinda sucks because he got fucked up, he can't say anything without sounding bitter
the whole 'i was winning for 8 minutes' thing is almost as bad as people who are like 'well X fighter was winning until they got knocked out cold!'
>>69331429
'i'm sorry'
*leaves the room to cry*
'guys i'm really sorry' while he sobs
O S P
S
P
UFC 202 presser starting shortly:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmU
>>69331389
>since you live in puerto rico with a bunch of mud bloods..
Check your own fucking flag mate, ive personally never seen passed by a muslim have you?
>>69331447
>TFW DC now gets sympathy/Anti JJ support and comes out like Rocky with the whole place loving him
>>69331158
Yeah we have no sizable Spanish community or many latin Americans and that's what I wish we had more of. And other continental Euros.
> We will accept all of you as refugees if the kebab waves do not stop
1 bing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmU
1 BING
>>69331460
It's going to be a cringefest.
More than normal.
202 PRESSER HYPE
So
How does Conor trash talk Nate after getting his ass beat
>inb4 the new main event becomes mcgregor vs aldo 2 and frankie gets cucked again
How many people are going to be watching? 50k?
>All these tricolors again
Fuck
>>69331372
B A S E D
how late will conor be this time?
>>69331492
Do people from NZ have an opinion on the British coming over?
>>69331474
O/U 10 minutes on how late it'll start
>>69331526
If he's smart, he doesn't. If he gets into another shouting match, he's finished.
>>69331492
you might get some buttmad brit refugees now with brexit
>>69331509
IF he takes that tack, we'll see. This will show how savey Mcgoober truly is.
>>69331482
i live in 99.8% WHITE area..
But nice try guy.
>>69331526
he doesn't
>>69331429
They think it's a tainted supplement and his arab lawyer/agent confirmed it was some kind of metabolite.
LOL REKT
stream starts soon
>>69331372
this guy is living the life desu
>no drama whatsoever around his fights
>heems everyone with ease
>gets to fuck his dime of a wife and play videogames when he's not training
>>69331587
He deserves it for being the mightiest of mice
>>69331587
Not to mention he doesn't take any supplements so can basically never get USADAd
>>69331372
im ok with this
seems like a genuinely cool dude too
>>69331587
Don't forget
>has the best trainer in the world
>has the mind game of a zen monk
>>69331372
The whole concept of p4p is just hard to get behind. The only reason MM is as good as he is is because of his size, which allows him to move the way he does. Yes he's also very smart, technical, and creative but lets be honest: if he wasn't as quick as he is, he wouldn't be nearly as dominant. If he was 6' tall and 170lbs, he wouldn't physically be a quick and athletic. It's just not humanly possible. He may or may not still be able to beat plenty of guys at that weight, but there's obviously no realistic way of knowing
>>69331572
Congrats, you live in a bubble
what does heem stand for
>>69331526
he should take the high road and just say let's have a good match for the fans but he's a brash retard and will make excuses
>>69331587
Still a manlet.
>>69331526
If you've been keeping track, Conor claimed that Nate was a sloppy lanklet. The potato still believes that it was his own cardio that cost him the fight, not Nate.
>>69331626
Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Men
>live stream is starting soon
O/U 20 minutes until they start?
Gus is fighting DC at catchweight of 215
>>69331572
Been in Cumbria on holidays, looked *almost* as white as Poland. Was genuinly surprised.
>>69331626
he efficiently endures meems
>>69331626
Hug
Every
Enemies
Moms
>its a conor doesnt show up for 2 hours episode
>>69331623
how many white people are there in puerto rico?
do people there speak spanish or english?
>>69331623
The places with a lot of non native Brits.. are the bubbles dipshit.
UK is 90% white.. just stay out of the cities
>>69331642
this tbqhqyf plus i have a foot fetish and his wife toes turn me off
>>69331622
>he only reason MM is as good as he is is because of his size, which allows him to move the way he does.
The people he's fighting are also his size, but he shits all over them. p4p is relative to the division.
Moose Saucey is going to knock DC out cold.
O/U on the fat guy getting the first question, you know the guy
>>69331642
and he could still be your ass, fuck him right?
>>69331626
Hey
Everyone
Eats
Metabolites
It's not starting on time REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69331671
>Its a Conor is having an anxiety attack in the back episode
wtf dana, why have a start time if youre not gonna be ready
DC looked like he was going to kill himself.
Almost offered to suck off Dana at the end of that presser.
>>69331671
he's in the bathroom rehearsing his lines
>>69331664
yeah man, the only migrants that live near me are Polish people..
I feel so lucky it's not muslims or africans.
>>69331674
>90%
will i tell him or should you?
The King
The King Your name is hater fuck off
HATER
HATER McGAYGOR SUCKS DICK. McGAYGOR SUCKS DICK. MCGAYGOR SUCKS D,,I CK
eamonnmd makes great liverpool videos
eamonnmd makes great liverpool videos always fucking late
Sufyaan Ilyas
Sufyaan Ilyas DAFUCK IS THIS SHIT
Shane Quinn
Shane Quinn yes here we go
Maximus Deisadze
Maximus Deisadze conor sucks
Gleb Aronofsky
Gleb Aronofsky Гдeeeeee
Apтём Tвepитинoв
Apтём Tвepитинoв CУКA
VaDeemon VaDeemon
VaDeemon VaDeemon ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ I'M MCGREGOR FAN AND I HAVE DOWN SYNDROME ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ
Mateusz Sinkevic
>>69331626
hairy effeminates enjoying memes
>inb4 gustaffsson pulls a michael bisping on 2 days notice
>>69331709
They literally never have shit start on time
>>69331712
He's looking at lines alright
>>69331721
This is a new level of autism
>people will fall for Jones' crocodile tears
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>69331719
Find 1 stat that says the UK isn't 90% white i'll wait.
>>69331721
the stream chat is hell
>only 140 people watching and causing that much commotion
>2179
>Stream hasn't started yet
>>69331626
His
Event
Ending
Metabolites
>>69331626
Haggling Eccentric Elderly Men
>>69331674
>just stay out of the cities
sure, I'll be in my cottage with my goats and my chickens fucking my sister
>>69331741
What's going on? Is Gustaffsson really gonna fight? Got a source?
>>69331757
hes a good boy he dindu nuthin
I'm new to /heem/, has Jones done this before or something?
>conference still hasn't started
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69331741
2-0 against Cormier with no belt because 2nd fight is at 220.
>>69331672
Spanish is the main language with english being a very common secondary since unlike other latin american countries we don't translate the video games, phones or computers
Also puerto rico is not very white everyone is mixed with something my grandma is black and my mother is somehow blonde
>>69331396
cormier said something about a 220 catchweight fight in the press conference. really hope mousasi or bisping got the 205 title shot, fingers crossed!
title fight > 220 meme 3 rounder
>live stream starting soon
what did they mean by this?
>>69331396
He said he'd fight DC if they do it @ 220lbs
>>69331794
Just for cocaine, not as serious as a PED infringement.
>>69331777
Sounds hot.
>>69331764
So, how about that Golovkin?
TIME FOR PRESSER MEMES
>I DON GIVE A FOOOOOK EEEEDA
>>69331757
Nah, MMA media on Twitter at least saw right through some of his and his manager's answers
Bloody Elbow surmised the entire thing perfectly
-God
-B Sample
-Apologies
-Tears
Everyone was calling out how his manager was acting shady as fuck with his answers
>>69331811
kek
>>69331797
presser link?
What snacks are you guys eating for the press conference?
>>69331857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmU
>>69331825
>>69331810
so in other words, it can't be for the title
>>69331857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmU
>>69331841
How do you top Jon Bones Two Year Ban Jones?
>these youtube comments
and i thought 4chan was bad
>>69331839
he's going to murder a brit soon
Ffs why is this shit clashing with Germany/France
Why does no one seem to know about it either?
>>69331828
i'd lick her armpits
>>69331857
findminecraft.com/UFC202_Press_Conference
>>69331868
Cheese Chex Mix
>Miesha will never sit on your face
why live?
reminder
this shookness takes lots of time to wear off yeah
>>69331764
>They're only 90% white
Conor v Floyd 200 main even with modified rule set
>>69331868
pizza
>>69331868
your mom's pussy
>>69331555
Out of all major immigrant groups Brits are my favourite and Im not even white. Obviously no problems adopting the culture which is in stark contrast to the rest. I don't even consider Brits as immigrants.
>>69331884
209 vs sbg all in brawl
>>69331689
I'm 6'10''. He can't even reach my ass without a ladder.
>>69331952
me too bro
>>69331868
Having a bev, going for a few jars in a about half an hour. Probably miss the cunt
>>69331842
You never had police talk 101? You don't say shit, ask for your lawyer.
"I cannot recall."
>>69331649
>6 foot
>lanklet
wut
>13 minutes late
Jones heemed Fight Pass after heeming Dana and his career
>>69331916
I fucking love how dana gets right in the mix of that shit. God damn Dana is a great promoter.
>>69331951
No way is Nate risking that money day.
>>69331868
What did he mean by this?
the presser was originally scheduled for 3, they shouldve stuck with that. They better hurry up I aint missing Joanna's cut ass at the weigh ins
>the awkward fifteen minute shuffling around as you wait for UFC to start a live event on YouTube
Tell the truth
Do you feel bad for him?
please start already
>>69332011
Conor crying in the back
>>69331996
Based conor. Im driving home right now and will catch this presser
>McNugget time
I have to watch the game in 15 minutes you leprechaun fuck
START THE FUCKING PRESSER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69332013
She's been rehydrating for hours breh
>>69332011
>Conor no shows again after Dana's tweet to his coach last night
Nate should come out in El Chapo gear.
>>69332047
fuck soccer
Fuck the game is starting soon...
Too bad I won't watch the press conference.
>>69332034
Yes. I like the guy
>>69332034
no, he is a huge piece of shit
>>69332034
I do. Honestly.
>>69332011
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69332034
If it really is just a tainted supplement, yes.
>>69332047
goober audio and meme cup is the way to go
>>69332061
Mehmet, but Ozil is playing
>>69332034
Why would you?!
He brought all this shit on himself.
>>69332084
Dana said it was 2 banned substances so probably not a tainted supplement.
Can't believe you plebs don't have multiple screens to watch shit on, not even your phones
New owners
Please do away with USADA
>>69332061
oh look a newly integrated repeugee
>>69332060
Oh man. That would be bantz of the century.
>>69332034
i feel bad he had to sit up there in the hot seat and answer questions from fat keyboard fags. chael had the only good question. i think he was right saying he hadnt had time to process it and thats why hes crying. i dont think he was trying to convince anyone. and im on team DC, since the cummings fight.
>>69332094
im not a sandnigger
>>69332037
>>69331952
Pls stop posting bunda. ;^)
>>69332034
i don't, i just feel bad i don't get to see him get btfo physically
WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING THE UFC TRIES TO DO SO FUCKED UP
If DC sucked Jon's dick before his fight... Would he test positive for steroids too ?
Was Conor right about everything?
>>69332129
then you can support France, Mutombo
>yfw today tomorrow and the next day are going to be FULL of fresh memes
My body is ready
Rename colored people time to Dana time.
>180 watching
IT'S OVER
MCGREGOR IS DONE
>>69332047
''''''''''''''''''game'''''''''''''''''
Getting pretty damn tired of this semen slurping sport.
>>69331622
>Its not humanely possible.
Brock Lesnar would like to have a word with you.
Also bigger guys can have athletic gifts as well. Its like saying Jon Jones would not be as good if he wasnt a giant. How you use those gifts is what makes you a great fighter.
>>69332146
Just wait for the inevitable shitshow that is Brock and Hunt.
anyone have the jj press conference bingo card from last night?
link to stream
>>69332149
> thinking succ meme is over now
> realising the faggotry is just warming up
>20 minutes late
I mean, there's a fucking limit, Dana.
>>69332129
>im not a sandnigger
source: mapoukou n'gonga
almost 30min late.
This isn't serious.
If you show up 30min late at your job you're in trouble.
That's why the UFC will never be a top sport organization, they have no work ethic
>>69332181
a 0-0 is just three Demian Maia fights in a row
>>69332172
You have a Muslim in your parliament m8
what do you guys think Jon popped for?
Some brain over at sherdog thinks it's hydroxymethylbutyrate (not even that hard to pronounce LEL)
>>69332227
not surprised anymore
>>69332034
I feel bad for DC.
I can picture Nate sitting at the table waiting for Conor.
Just staring off into the distance with drool running down the side of his mouth. Blinking once ever 3 minutes. Completely frozen still.
Link me to the fucking stream
>>69332203
> trying to liken niggers to Big Brock and Hunto
LOLZ TYRON WOODLEY IS THAT YEW BRAH?
>>69332203
>implying that won't be among the spiciest of bangers
Brock has never had a boring fight.
>>69332253
Whatever Dirk Nowitski put in the cup to get back at Dana for cucking them with the Brock excemption.
>>69332284
are you an imbecile? do you not have the brain cells to use google? fucking muricans these days man
>>69332275
>Conor nuthuggers
>>69332275
>blinking once ever 3 minutes
made me blow air out my nose
Who here could heem me?
presser link>>>????
>>69332350
That's called breathing
So, is Jon Jones legitimately retarded? Has anyone in UFC history ever fucked up as bad and as consistently as him?
He's never gonna change. I had a buddy like him that I had to stop talking to. Dude constantly got in trouble and it was never his fault. It was always a "misunderstanding" or someone "twisting his words" or they were using him as a scapegoat for some reason. Jones seems the same way. He'll never learn because he genuinely doesn't think he's done anything wrong.
Link?
Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani 33s33 seconds ago
Presser is delayed, per UFC. McGregor and Diaz aren't here yet.
>>69332344
Its a joke you mong, youre allowed to make jokes about people you like you autist
what are the chances that goober will show coked up today
>>69332361
me 100%
Germans can't fight.
>>69332361
I think I'd be a dangerous match up for you
>>69332335
rofl
>>69332368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmU
>>69332368
http://www.ufc.com/media/ufc-202-tickets-on-sale-press-conference
PRESSER LINK:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmU
NOW STOP FUCKING ASKING
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/751127204453429248
>>69332284
Conrad and N8 aren't even there yet, fampai
>>69332396
I also reserve the right to note that it's a stupid joke, aspie
>>69332394
theyve met secretly and conor is paying nate off to let him talk shit at him withouth reply
>>69331679
id argue that the flyweight division don't have enough competition to take p4p into consideration
>>69332401
i think you'd be surprised
Dave Meltzer @DaveMeltzer 30s ago - Conor is running late to the conference. It appears a potato is stuck in his limo's exhaust pipe.
>>69332190
indeed
>>69332443
Colin*
>>69332394
McGregor busy rehearsing his banter lines.
Ariel Helwani Verified account
@arielhelwani
Presser is delayed, per UFC. McGregor and Diaz aren't here yet.
When's RDA - Alvarez, 9 hours?
>>69332361
All the real fight fans.
>>69332385
He's a legit sociopath, anon. So is Hillary Clinton. Learn this signs and you can spot them pretty easily.
>>69332361
my mom texted me that she raised her hand.
post fight webms
>>69331916
What's Rogan's height?
>Dana White UFC: Rafael Dos Anjos vs Eddie Alvarez LIVE TONIGHT on @UFCFightPass!!!
What did he mean by this?
You now remember Roy Nelson vs Derrick Lewis is happening tonight
>>69332394
Conor and Nate 420 outside the building
>>69332490
Am i not a real fight fan?
>>69332480
nates busy smokin a bowl
>>69332483
prelims in 3, no?
Will Nick be there?
COME ON YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS I HAVE A FUCKING TRAIN TO CATCH GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I HATE THE UFC SO FUCKING MUCH
>>69332511
5'6"
>>69332527
HEEM is love.
When are Colin Gregory and Nathan from Stockton Upon Tees going to exchange witty quips? This certainly is tedious, golly
>>69332494
here ya go lil buddy
>>69332011
>>69331013
Who the fuck is this guy now?
Another "mma journalist" from mom's basement?
goobs vs frankie main event msg if frankie wins y/n?
>>69332520
>actually watching a fat country fight
why tho
>>69332490
Oh, I know he's a sociopath, but he's a stupid one, too. Usually sociopaths are at least smart enough to only fuck people over if it won't fuck them over too. Jon just straight doesn't seem to realize that his actions have consequences.
>>69332548
oh wow, more shitty wrestling when SBG fighters are tired
>>69332530
If you can't heem every you see, you are NOT a real fight fan. When I met a new I just think about the best way to heem them, whether it's a flying knee, a superman punch, or a spinning backfist. Thankfully, it rarely comes to that. But sometimes goofs step out of line.
>>69332491
every here
>>69332415
Presser link pls?
Johnathen Shrager just said the UFC has narrowed it down to Gus or Mousasi as replacement.
>>69332550
I ain't watchin that, gotta prime myself for an all nighter on Saturday
>>69332620
Slick jitz.
>>69332594
casual fag
>I have screamed until my veins collapsed
>>69332635
1v1 me you cunt, I'll smash your fuckin tits in.
>>69332624
Somebody is getting heemed, anon. I'm watching.
Anyone else think conor seemed similar to the diaz bros what with his stand up, shit talking, taunting etc?
It was thrilling when he actually fought nate, very exciting banger, unfortunately conor made the mistake of going to the ground... weather the storm or get finished with strikes you goddamn puss. He better not gas out and get caught with all the punches he was slipping at the start of the fight again. what an absolute fuck up. guess thats what you get for having a full belly every day
>>69332590
Tim Means is cool guy I got to meet him so many times him and ray borg chill dudes i remember meeting him before this fight he said i am going to knock him off his feet
>>69332635
Me vs you at heem 1 ?
>>69332631
sociopaths tend to be really full of themselves
>>69332714
is that Nick the Tooth on left at the end?
>>69332550
Prelims are in 3 bongs 30 bings.
who /5%/ here
link to the ufc 202 tickets on sale conference plox?
>>69332673
It's Mousasi, Gus's team have said it's too late to get him to town.
Has there been a better kick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhgOtbbU1UM
Earlier today, T-Mobile Arena employees worked quickly to remove Jon Jones' face from the facade outside the arena in Las Vegas ahead of Saturday's UFC 200 card.
>>69332795
muh dick
how many bongs till spic vs goober press conference?
>>69332771
Doctor nick in the house, Dana wanted to save on medical bills
>>69332034
A little bit.
>>69332806
how dumb do you have to be to not be able to find that on your own
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmU
>>69332784
LOL
he just got sentenced to 3 years in prison
>>69332795
DELETE THIS
I'm nofap, anon.
>>69332851
WOAH THAT'S RACIST
>>69332805
we in the building
>>69332616
I'd love to see Conor beat Fronkie and meme all over NY.
>>69332823
'no'
they better start to stream or im going watch football
fucking wankers
>>69332616
>frankie beating a motivated jose aldo
it's just not happening friendo
>>69332472
*Conor "Conrad" "Colin Cowherd" "Conway Twitty" McGregor
>>69332869
What's your max bench press?
>>69332316
Kill yourself
>>69332892
cmon dude irish "people" can be called goobers
>>69332805
right here god dammit
>>69332910
*soccer
>>69332624
>fat shaming
Uhhhhh not on my /heem/, bud. Take it outside or zip that lip.
>>69332909
>not linking barboza vs etim
dissapointed m8
>>69330055
is normal
Anybody have a link to the presser?
>>69332453
2 world wars says otherwise desu
>>69332795
>Dat top quality camerawork
>>69332938
yep
>>69332910
>watch football
that ''''''''''''''''''''''''''sport''''''''''''''''''' is baseball tier boring
>>69332401
>>69332401
and the brits can? all the best """"""""""british"""""""" fighters are blacks and irish
Dana confirms DC will still get to succ somebody at 200
>>69332962
There is no presser. Fuck it.
new thread when
>jones out
>>69332974
basicially i agree with you but its the semi finals so they give everything
>>69332953
Thomson sprinting across the cage to throw a spinning backfist with Yves following him and hitting him with a leaping headkick cannot be beaten, sorry
>>69332938
No! you cannot give up calling it football!
>>69332964
>2 world wars says otherwise desu
I would still permaheem you lad
>over half an hour late and still counting
I COULD HAVE BEEN MAKING MY TEA DANA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>693335345
new thread
>>69332885
Don't let someone cuck you over the internet with broscience.
Lesnar didnt do a open workout today?? He must look horrible sparring and they dont want people to know hunt is going to fuck him up before the event
>>69332795
Why do the black guys keep getting the classiest white women?
>>69332919
does she legit think she's not gonna get popped?
>>69333027
>drinking tea
fucking cuck
>literally fucking wasting your life waiting for UFC to deliver
Who here /doingfuckingnothing/ for the last 40 minutes expecting this shit to start?
Could have wanked like 4 times
>>69333060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdghRwWfaOQ
hey guys just woke up did i miss the press conference?
could i get a link
>>69333023
Thug Jitsu was the fucking man!
>>69333108
>not knowing the difference between tea and tea
>>69333026
Sure
>>69333060
>He must look horrible sparring and they dont want people to know
Idk man. They let Ronda fucking shadowbox infront of people unironically
>>69333105
i guess, she did pass their meme tests a handful of times this year
>>69332919
I would press my dick into those nostrils
>>69332823
Something about this shit always looked weird and not in the cool way.
> tap cage
> drop hands
> circle out
Wtf
>>69333132
I've already ate all my snacks
>>69333132
i know right?
but it will be worth nate making fun of conor while conor stutters
>>69333132
Literally this.
Started watching footy now but it's a shit stream that's like 2 minutes behind. Just waiting
THEY'RE LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW5sDVP28i4
>>69333165
>Americans not even knowing there's a huge difference between tea and tea
>>69333108
>amerifats being so lazy they liquidize their food
>>69333189
if she's actually natty, color me surprised. last time a WMMA fighter with abs like that came around, it was cyborg and we all know how that went
>>69333208
You snackless freak. How are you going to make your gains now?
>UFC 200 is built up as Lesnar vs Hunt for the next 2 days
>Lesnar vs HUnt happens, is a spicy banger
>Everyone thinks UFC 200 is over
>the lights fade to black for a good 30 seconds
>fog fills the arena
>this song plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbDy34DuypA
>>69332925
Don't be mad homie - Kenny Florian
>>69333132
pretty much
>>69333132
Went to get some kfc just before thinking it will start late anyway
Just finished eating now and it still hasn't started
I am now fairly happy in my decision to get food before it started
>watching football
>drinking tea
literally cuck: the nation
>>69333207
he had his hands dropped because it was the 5th round and he was tired he didnt suspect something that has never been done in MMA up until that point happening to him
>sitting here for 40 fucking minutes
>still didnt start
what the heck buds?
>>69333284
The meme of Fedor is over now that Maldonado knocked him out.
>>69333284
c h i l l s
>>69333367
who the fuck says heck?
>>69333324
you're an american.. saying FOOTBALL when you mean SOCCER...
You're literally the definition of KEK.
>>69333306
>Irish KFC
Get out
UFC 200: Emelianenko vs Emelianegro
Brock just confirmed he's going to be using his WWE theme as his walkout music
meme ads started
WE ROOOOOOOOOLAN
WE ARE LIVE AS FUCK RIGHT NOW
>>69333256
fucking nerds who've never played sports in their lives who think they know MMA because they've been balls deep in mandrama since they were 11
>>69331372
This guys chill as fuck. Watched his streaming bloodorne and hes pretty good. Funny as hell USADA knocked on his door one stream and asked for a blood sample.
WE
ARE
LIVE
>>69333367
everyon being warned not to talk about jones
WE ARE LIVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE
AND.. HERE WE GO
>tfw the footy is finally on and I already drank the earl grey I made for the presser
What tea shall I make now? Assam?
>>69333388
>knocked him out
fedor didn't get knocked out, he beat an undefeated boxer at his own game
>>69333413
-BACK THE HECK OFF?!!!-
IM NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
BUCKLE UP FREAKY BITCHES
IIIIIITS
TIMEEEEEE
STARTED LADS
more people watching this than ufc 200 press conference
>>69333413
> thought I was the worst shitposter in heem and then..
>>69333471
Yor a fuken ded man.
Ayull berry yeh, fuken leafy cunt.
>>69333431
>toothless wonder calling divegrass ""soccer""
WE'RE LIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmU
did he just say ufc 202 takes place this saturday?
>>69333413
you better step the heck off i swear to gosh
>This saturday
Mcg and N8 confirmed headline 200
NEW THREAD REEEEEEEE
HAPPENING
>>69333508
>fedor didn't get knocked out
GREEN IS FOR THE MONEY
>boos for conor
>massive cheer for diaz
all is right
>Go away for a bit to get some more snack
>it starts whilst I'm away for just a little bit
ffs
>>69331626
Hung
Erratic
Excitable
Monkeys
>CONOR BOO'D
>DIAZ CHEERED
>40k already
The only reason I'm gonna watch UFC 200 is to watch Hendricks get his shit pushed in again.
570 posts where da new thread?
>[Adjusts chair repeatedly]
THAT DIAZ CHANT
CONOR SHITTING ON JONES
>Everyone booing goobs and cheering Nate
>>69331324
You'd think the level of 'alpha' and badassery it takes to be a UFC fighter in general, let alone one of the best, would land you some hot action.
Every time I look up the wife of one of the top fighter they're all dogs. Seriously. Check out Tony Ferguson's wife. Is Rockhold the only one banging any hq beav?
>>69333601
It's called rope a dope ya giant ass
UFC 200 BTFO
Already more views than the last press conference
NEW THREAD
>>69333665
>>69333665
>>69333665
ERRHM
REAL 200
Conor McScared.
Afraid to fight for his own belt. He knows he was just lucky when he won that belt, no matter who he faces he will lose.
EVERYBODY'S ON STEROIDS
hahahahwdfl;uabwdfpiawh[f8awhgarw
BASED
FUCKING
NATE
lol Dana is getting cucked from both ends.
>>69333676
When Jon hit that lady with his car and ran, cops found open condom wrappers in Jon's car.
He's fucking on the side, plenty of them probably do.
>are you surprised
IM NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKER.mp4
the madman did it. based diaz
>>69332919
do you even trane ufc bro?
nate with zero interest in being there
>>69331106
made me wonder why there are no light heavy weight female division. surely you can round up half a dozen whales with punching power in the whole amerifats
>>69331458
>HUE flag
> go get some fans
Butthurt Machida fan detected
What an absolute shit show that was
I like how Dana is always so scared
like his standing between two black guys.
>ufc 200 will be just another fight night at Kentucky
>mfw everything went wrong
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