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Jon Jones press conference
what a bitch
welcome to the wonderboy era
>suplements
bwahahahahaahahahahaha
YOU COME OUT HERE LOOKING FOR SYMPY FROM THE PEOPLE
BUT YOU DON'T GET MY SYMPY AT ALL.
Damn maybe this bitch nigger really does have the natural test levels of a 6 year old chinese girl
>>69327754
what a 189er
>I can't pronounce it
>I've never even heard of it
>It's not performance related
Welp, """tainted sups""" incoming
awful OP
>>69327696
>Silva
>Jones
>Mir
>Mini Mendes
>Machida
>Romero
Who else are we missing since the Usada holocaust?
>man tears
>brings up his own legacy as the GOAT over and over
>his legacy will now be PED use, cocaine, a hit and run, and decisioning cans
LMAO
Good job Jon
>>69327754
Conor will be crying after 202 kek
>too big for 145, too shit for 155
Lads, I need to get jacked. Where can I get some tainted supplements?
>Use steroids
>Get caught
>Cry
So this is basically the same thing that happened to Yoel but on a larger stage right?
IM NOT BROKEN GUYS
>Jon Jones crying
Never thought I'd see the day
STILL MY BOY
>god
CHAEL!
CHAEL?
HOLY FUCK THIS DICKRIDER
Chael asking questions?
>>69327696
did i miss anything?
oh god jj is crying hahahah this is the best day of my life
>Chael on the mic, calling him out
Uncle Chael asking good questions
>greatest talent in the history of the sport
lel
![paul-heyman-wwe-100115-wwe-ftr_hgnrehzy4pzp1cyslipefe1s9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/j9H5t4b.jpg "paul-heyman-wwe-100115-wwe-ftr hgnrehzy4pzp1cyslipefe1s9[1]")
Imagine Paul Heyman walking out with Lesnar and announcing the fight
>>69327776
This was great
>>69327837
yes
plus it was pre fight yoel's was out of comp
Didn't they say it was a tainted supplement?
Why would he ask if he's denying taking it? He obviously did? What kind of question was that?
crying like a little bitch thinking he could get away with it.
>>69327818
this
pure egomaniac delusion
WEST LYNN'S OWN
THE OG
THE MAN
THE MYTH
THE LEGEND
CHAEL
P
SONNEN
I know that voice
>>69327751
maybe you could believe these tears if this is your first time ever seeing Jon Jones. He has been the fakest motherfucker in the world up until recently which he just kinda embraced how big of a piece of shit he is while talking about "starting a new chapter of his life"
I would have liked to see DC beat him but this is a close 2nd in the satisfaction level seeing him cry like a little bitch.
>exotic travel
these fucking cucks
Oh my god I didn't even realise it was Chael
please revoke my /heem/ license
>I wouldn't take anything to enhance my game
>Coke addict
Am I really expected to believe that?
>>69327874
That's MMA journalism for you.
my boy chael nailing jones
The true p4p goat#1, who asks USADA before ever taking a supplementt
DIDN'T
DO
NUFFIN
>>69327876
Honestly the worst GIF that I've seen in years. Bravo.
this presser man
>Jon what's the most bullshit excuse you can think off
worded in 10 different ways
CHAEL SAVES THE DAY
From all fights in the main card of 200, Jones x Cormier is the one that I care less. It would be a replay of the first one, DC would have no answer to JJs wingspan, techniques and style. That one takedown deleted dc's soul. Hopefully they'll make Aldo Edgar the ME.
>chael
DC would be laughing his ass off if he wasn't 37 and getting fucked out of a lot of money
>yfw Jones has just the exact kind of personaliy that will cause him to be broke and fucked in the head in <10 years
>>69327823
>triggered by conor pictures
U N B R O K E N
N
B
R
O
K
E
N
>>69327935
his family is loaded
>HEY JONES ARE YOU GOING TO BECOME A DRUNK AGAIN
>>69327929
Nah, DC is a good person. Better than anybody here really. He wouldn't get satisfaction out piling on somebody.
>>69327876
Holy shit he's hulking up
Why is he crying when he knows it's his fault? This is something a child would do
>>69327929
>DC right now, forced to go out of the game a broke bum instead of rich as fuck
>>69327935
I'd take the unders of him being dead or in prison in 10 years.
whats the last time you cried guys
for me its been so long ago,maybe 10 years and I cant even recall the feeling
MMA is fucking glorious
>if im out for 2 years
Not the words of an innocent man
What did Cha-L ask him?
>HI JON KAREN HERE WILL YOU RELAPSE
>>69327948
his brother is a degenerate too
sounds incredibly deluded, like he can somehow steer this around
>Jon Jones talking about being out for 2 years
this nigga know he guilty af lol
>>69327818
Esto
>Already talking about being out for 2 years
It's over. He's guilty.
Wouldn't abolishing the USDA and hopping up every fighter on super PED's be the right thing to do?
>thanking God in advance
You can't do that!
What do you guys make of this?
Im in ecstasy right now
>>69327957
i'm a better person than him you blithering idiot
>>69327972
are you denying taking peds or denying that you knew that whatever you took was on the ban list
(or something like that)
SUPPLEMENT
lads, can someone explain to me how the "B sample" thing works? What is it and whats the point?
Doesn't seem like it will fix anything, Jon's going home apparently
>>69327990
you should do that!
>>69327963
>This is something a child would do
You're a literal idiot my man. He just lost the chance to main event the biggest card of all time and now his legacy is in danger of being tainted forever.
>"""""""""Tainted Supplements""""""""""
Jon Jones has vacated both the Real Title and the Interim Title now
>Hey Jon, ur life is fuck, m8. The interview.
>Delusions of grandeur
I'm getting banned for 2 years but this is good news cause god wouldnt fuck me over like he does to children with cancer :^)
>>69327970
the ride never ends, friend
he is smug again
>Jones is the first man to be stripped of an interim title
Chael started running his own MMA news site called FloCombat.
We can expect to see Chael at more press conferences
>>69327994
He's a cheating piece of shit, and has probably been cheating since day 1, which is why he partied his ass off, he knew he didn't have to be strict because he'll just cheat more
well.....all those power lifting personal records...surely natty like, all of the sudden you're skrong af in your late 20s?
speaking of his fiance? where was she when he was partying it up?
>INTERIM TITLE DUUDE
Why even ask that? Who even cares? It was a babby belt, anyone can bloody tell you that it'll just go now.
He's not going to be the interim champ for 2 years, DC is the champ.
>>69327986
> Not having a Brazilian flag
>>69328012
I guess they simply take two samples at the same time to later confirm any positive results and rule out bad testing or tainting of the samples in handling
>>69328033
>FloCombat
Is it named for the amount of shit that comes out of his mouth?
can just have ONE fucking event where someone doesn't do anything stupid
fuck i just want one event where things go smoothly
i thought 199 was a sign of change
ran again loooool
>>69328012
are u dumb or just pretending
>>69328033
Is that related to FloWrestling?
>>69328037
She's been his fiancee for like half a decade now
>im sure all you know who i am
who?
HE A GUD BOY
>>69327696
Shit. I just learned about this seconds ago. Opened the video and heard "okay guys, thanks for coming."
WTF happened?!?! Was it drugs or PEDS?
>>69328050
The presser is over you baboon.
>this bitch thinks her opinion of him changes the drug result
shut up you fucking alpha widow
>>69328065
They are claiming it's a substance that he didn't know he was taking
>this ronda-faced bitch talking like people care what she says
>>69328065
PEDs
>>69328012
In concept it's supposed to be a countermeasure to make sure Sample A wasn't a fluke.
The logic is bullshit though because then you would need a sample c, and so on and so forth.
So he should be going home because why test positive in the first place.
what a strong womyn
>>69328065
The latter, they're saying tainted supplement
It's so obvious she's been hard-dicked by Jon. Probably in various locations. Backs of cars, office supply rooms, cafeterias, rooftops
>>69328071
Mate that's clearly some sort of public relations person
Sounds like backstage politics to me.
Lesnar probably said he wanted to be the main event.
>>69328065
supplement mafia trying to take out black Christian fighters
>>69328079
KEK
>... STILL the best LHW there is
how can one drug addict be so based?
>>69328020
>companies risk their financial future and massive lawsuits against them to taint their own goods
yeah, makes a load of sense, possible jail time, FDA fines and sanctions, lawsuits, bankruptcy
all so they can taint the supplements for a 1 particular athlete
>>69328070
But the woman said "I want to say something before you two leave", Jon looked back and ignored her
im still #teamjones come at me
>>69328079
ayyy
p-please take it easy on Jon ebil media
>>69328089
>public relations person
>i almost never talk to media
have another beer
>>69328080
Yeah thats what I assumed and also why I didn't understand the point of it. So if B comes back negative, then what? All is forgiven or just, wot.
>>69328087
Why are you manchildren so obsessed with black dicks? It's gone past the point of satire now.
what channel is the jon jones press conference?
>>69328107
you misheard
>>69328012
They take a sample of your blood or urine
They split that sample in 2 vials: sample A and sample B
They test sample A, if it's positive they test sample B
>>69328118
BIG
>>69328015
>reading comprehension
>>69328118
What the h*ck are you on about? Jon's not black.
>>69328095
wtf I hate white people now
>>69328071
she's a fucking pleb
>"jon stayed sober as per court order after being intoxicated and hitting a pregnant woman than fleeing the scene so he would stay out of jail"
>>69328115
What's that got to do with what I just said?
Someone you hire for public relations purposes doesn't talk to the media for you, sit the fuck down.
>>69328133
BLACK
>Tfw your hero falls from grace again and again like Sisyphus
>>69328104
1) Supplement regulations are legit a joke and nobody will face steep consequences
2) You don't have to be in conspiracy with the company to have somebody figure out what supplement you should cover your ass with.
"I believe something really good will come of this"
>gets removed from UFC 200 with 3 days to go
>he didn't do nuffin, blame those tainted supplements
>Jones' career will now include him being stripped of a goddamn interim belt
JUST
>>69328126
smart spanish chico thanks!
>>69328117
if it is forgiven, I call shenanigans. UFC fucked up in trusting USADA anyway. VADA is the GOAT objective tester.
The questions were bad and didnt give any info but Jon crying like a bitch may have redeemed the card a tiny bit.
2 and 1/2 hours until the 202 presser, can that top Jon crying, will Nate make Conor cry?
>>69328118
Don't worry mate, at least the succ meme is dead now.
What did Chael ask him?
You guys think Jones will let DC succ in private?
Like the 3rd fight between Apollo and Rocky?
Will he still go down as the GOAT?
>>69328012
>I have never heard of a false positive
What kind of education did you get in Bongland?
>>69328147
>"out of all my clients jon is the biggest black bull and did everything i asked including not going back to jail and being my big black bull"
>Wasting 3 years of your prime cooning out
muh tainted supplement
>>69328151
ROIDS
IMPORTANT POLL PLS RESPOND
http://www.strawpoll.me/10689029
http://www.strawpoll.me/10689029
http://www.strawpoll.me/10689029
when does the card start?
Press conference summary
>he a gud boi and dindunuffin
>>69328165
I think it was the question of whether he admits to taking a substance or something
So who will be the new interim LHW champion?
>>69328173
One that didn't involve me getting shot to death :^)
>>69328165
are you saying you didnt take it knowingly or you didnt take it
jon said uh both
>>69328155
luv u 2 bby
>>69328183
I only vote in very important polls sorry
>tfw all of your boys are falling one by one
>>69328179
kek
>>69328183
>No HWs
>>69328191
The lady at the end basically said that Kek
People shouldn't hide behind religion and use them as some sort of merit just for being part of it.
It's the other way around, you bring your merits to a cause and make it brighter. A charitable, honest and really good person makes whatever religion he's affiliated with look better, and not the other way around.
>>69327926
It's Lesnar vs Hunt as the main. Which I really don't agree with at all.
>>69328158
Nate:
>White be....
Conor:
>
I wonder how mad Dana is right now
the fat cow literally pulled a 'he a gud boi, he was getting his life back on track'
On a scale from 0 to 10, how badly does this whole JBJ vs DC thing need a based on true events movie?
>>69328200
Thanks bro.
Don't worry though, 200 will go on with Lesnar as main event, who clearly is 100% natty.
>>69328208
don't worry m8 wonderboy is here to rescue the sport
join the team today
>>69327926
Agreed
Jones vs Cormier I sucked.
>>69328183
Realistically Gustaffason, but Bisbong is what I want to see
>>69328175
>tfw he comes back old and slow as fuck, gets heemed by some bum
>>69328147
>*then
now I'm the pleb
>>69328153
yeah...they'll never face a lawsuit if jon jones or any other cheating athlete takes the tub of "creatine" they have at home and has it tested and finds out it's indeed tainted with anabolic steroids or the substances used to cover up the use of anabolic steroids
come on dude...supplement companies aren't going to taint their own fucking stuff, it may not meet health and safety standards, if may get recalled for e-coli, but it's not getting anabolic steroids put into it, and it's not getting masking agents put into it
>Chris "beer made me gain 20 lbs of muscle" Weidman will be the next big name to be popped for PEDs
pottery lads
>>69328252
"Realistically Gustaffason"
>He doesn't know Bisping was a 205 lber
>>69328234
HE WUZ FOLLOWING COURT ORDERED PROGRAMS
GOING TO SCHOOLS
HE A GUD BOI
When will the UFC have a Royal Rumble?
Honestly I feel bad for the fucker. He just can't stop fucking up and it's a huge problem for him. It's kind of crazy how such a great athlete is such a giant fuck up.
>>69328222
Fugg they really don't give a shit about the Sport, it's all about muh mandrama casuals throwing shekels at us
Holy shit Jim Rome is lighting Coke N Poke he fuck up.
>>69328235
1 unless Jon Jones dies soon / DC becomes homeless.
>>69328246
By the way, has Woodley fought under USADA rules? His last fight was in January 2015
>>69327926
I disagree
now that jones was on the steroids I want to see a clean jones vs DC, im sure DC could pull the win
>>69328183
jeez, people must really hate bisping
>>69328260
http://www.stack.com/a/report-supplements-contain-steroids
>Jones will never fight again
So he's offically out of the GOAT conversation right?
>>69328158
>2 and 1/2 hours until the 202 presser
>>69328274
He's the current middleweight champion you retarded little cunt.
What, you think UFC is just going to plug him in there on short notice?
>here's a champion vs champion fight! that we haven't promoted xDDDD
>>69328279
>'great athlete'
>average lanklet on PEDS
pick one
>>69328275
HE ONLY SNORTED COKE WHEN I DREW THE LINES TEE HEE
>>69328292
Wanting bisping to Earn a shit load of money and potentially hold 2 belts is hate?
What did Rose mean by this?
>>69328287
http://ufc.usada.org/testing/results/athlete-test-history/
type in his name
he has been tested once in 2015 and 7 times this year
>>69328289
>the "he just won because he was on PEDs!!" meme has permeated even into Jon Jones
Fuck this gay earth
Everyone juices. Everyone does drugs. Cmon, you should know it better than all of us.
>>69328297
still the youngest champion in UFC history
>>69328252
>Realistically
he isn't even in Vegas and wouldn't be able to make weight for a title fight
>>69328275
Why do you talk like this? Are you demented?
>>69328292
>Bisping didn't do so bad against Rashad and Chael
>great cardio
>heemed Cormier's team mate
>is a champ vs champ match
>banter
It's the best fight they can make quick. Gegard Mousasi? Please this guy will just be on his back all night. At least Bisping tried to get back up and make wrestlers work.
>>69328302
It's the biggest card ever and it's falling apart. I wouldn't be surprised by anything at this point.
>>69328303
Oh, I'm sorry, am I not aware of some PEDs that give you exceptional technique and skills?
If he pissed hot now, I think it's fair to assume he was juiced before aswell.
JBJ career *
>meat in Mexico has PEDs
Why do they make this shit up?
>>69328302
You might actually be fucking mentally retarded...
A champion vs Champion fight would be 1000x better to promote on short notice... than gus... who DC ALREADY BEAT.
use some logic dumb aussie pleb.
Reminder that Jones was so scared of DC that he had to use PEDs. He has no finishing ability too.
>>69328341
Is it true that frog legs taste like chicken?
>>69328344
>/reddit/
>>69328344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkaX6tyq9pI
I can't wait for the next installment of "IF I DID IT"
>>69328195
>So who will be the new interim LHW champion?
There is no interim LHW champion any more. The only reason that the belt exists is because the actual champion is unavailable to fight.
>>69328350
Outside of Bisping haters no one want to see that fight.
DC would break him so bad he would retire
>McGregor claims after winning the belt last December he'd be the most active champion in the UFC
>7 months later and he still hasn't defended his belt
The McGregor meme sure is losing traction
>>69328337
saying ''everyone is on peds'' is just as stupid m8
lets say everyone is on peds, you dont even know if everyone is on the same shit and even if they are you dont know the dosage
since DC never got caught we can assume that hes on a low dosage, he is at least 'cleaner' than jones relatively
>>69328154
He was probably refering to a contract with Lellator
>>69328362
there is not enough time to promote anymore
>>69328358
americucks will believe anything
>we landed on the moon but we forgot how to since then :^)
>>69328379
That's the whitest voice I have ever heard.
>>69328362
I never said it wouldn't be better than Gustaffson, try to keep up. You're clearly having difficulties.
I'm saying that it's not realistic to expect them to put Bisping in there.
JONES RESPONSE FOR DC
http://youtu.be/EhwOZyfjon0
>>69328292
> He doesn't unnderstand the greatness of the natty GOAT BISKING
put some fucking respect on his name you trick nigger
>>69328415
fucking kek
>>69328358
You do know chickens are usually pumped fukk of growth hormones for a quick ROI for Farmers, right?
And usually mexican is oxymoron for unclean, shaddy, would probably kill you, etc
>Being on PEDs in WWE only gets you 30 days
Apologize
>>69328401
White people don't talk like that, darkie
>>69328427
how do I achieve this mode
>>69328388
Did you say that when he fought Luke too?
Cormier is a better wrestler than Chael and Rashad, but Bisping is available and willing, and the fight would be big $$$
He should've done drugs right after the fight, instead of before.
>>69328285
Or they arrange a street fight with pride rules
>>69328440
You don't
>>69328443
PEDs don't work retroactively
>>69328390
Do you have a point?
>>69328440
Samoan genes
>>69328427
What is this apologize meme? I see it everywere
>>69328427
>he STILL doesn't realize it's a storyline to try to get the fans to like him
>>69328426
Wow, Brazil the nation of neatness and regulations
You are aware that Mexico exports billions of meat to the whole world? It's just bullshit because black athletes dindunuffinwong
>>69328427
WWE is not a real sport. There's no reason for PEDs to be against the rules. It's not like it helps you win or something.
>>69328433
If the guy in the video was black he would have said We Wuz Kangz not We Wuz Kings
>>69328417
bisping isn't natty. rampage eluded to that. he has the same resting heart rate as lance armstrong.
CORMIER VS ROMERO
DO IT
>>69328467
Correction..
do steroids
lift weights
get a tan and stupid tattoo
MISSION COMPLETE
>>69328475
>It's not like it helps you win or something.
It helps you look much better for the cameras and thus you are allowed to win more and be promoted a lot.
>>69328318
you're right i would take that ass kicking too for the payday. dc would mop the floor with him though
>>69328442
>Did you say that when he fought Luke too?
No but DC used to ragdoll HW. DC improved is striking greatly, he has good cardio, good power, top tier wrestling and chin.
Bisping can't outboxe a guy like DC for 5 rounds and take a decision.
>>69328475
>There's no reason for PEDs to be against the rules.
See: Benoit.
>>69328503
he's pretty hot to be honest
Jon Jones is Mike Tyson with 1% of the money and 99% trying harder to be a nice guy
Same exact fuck up
>>69328499
>CORMIER
Isn't he all fucked up now?
>>69328337
> everyone juices
> "no meu pais"
Neguinho, just because you hues and a sizable amount of Ameritards need PEDs to compete with the real niggas doesn't mean you get to ruin it for everyone else.
> cheating and corruption is rampant
> instead of trying to fix problems let's ignore them
Typical fucking hue
>>69328481
Sounds cool, what kind of PEDs do that?
>>69328362
No time to promote dummy dumb dumbs.
>Bisping has legitimately fooled people into thinking he's an elite fighter
What the fuck, did you guys actually see the Rockhold fight or did you just see a webm of the KO?
>>69328532
epo, hgh, testosterone
>>69328513
mentally ill psycho, not PED related but the media pushed that for some reason
>>69328510
like rockhold would?
Maybe bisping is fresh and outpoints DC to a split decision win...
you just have to BELIEVE, my american cousin
Daily reminder that this is the natty limit. Everyone else without this body type is shooting drugs into their ass.
>biggest UFC show ever saved by a WWE guy
/heem/ absolutely Cucked
>>69328357
I agree. I remember when Lakers having Nash and Howard. Thinking they'd destroy everyone. And it didn't happen. They just faltered. Whenever it's super team shit it never delivers. Like how Blackzillians was hyped as the next big thing. Then they went full JUST. Just like Stephanie and Luke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OquXGek5cOU
Contains amusing footage of Mark Hunt.
>>69328575
202 is going to be bigger
>>69328504
Honestly wtf. You are beyond saving m80 go back to asp swear to fucking god you idiots are worse than the potato eaters. Theres something to be said about people that can actually sit through an episode of fake fighting and garbage acting.
>>69328511
Yes, he would also ragdoll Uriah Hall, and Mousasi, so might as well go with the fighter that handled wrestlers better in the past, plus the one that would get most asses in seat, who also happens to be a champion.
>>69328325
She meant
>haha i am pretending to speak lithuanian xDdd
>>69328575
this fight week is shit other than brock
>>69328559
I remember they caught Ali Baga-OOH-tinov for that EPO stuff though, and if a relatively unknown Russian flyweight is on it... seems like something a lot of the higher level guys could be using. Has anyone else ever popped for EPO?
Why don't they just add Cormier to the main event and make it a triple threat Hunt/Lesnar/DC fight?
>>69328565
i like your confidence in your boy but i can't see it happening
>>69328593
Are you autistic?
>>69328481
Fucking delete this now
>>69328612
i think chael was on epo. not sure tho
>>69328655
Didn't Chael basically say it'd be easily to list what he wasn't on?
>>69328655
TRT, but I can't remember if that was after they removed exemptions for it.
>>69328079
All that big talk from some enhanced asshole.
>Sports
Name one that isn't a complete farce, full of corruption and bullshit.
What a joke!
The embeddeds are going to get pretty sad now
>>69328578
/nfl/ visiting because of the hype around 200 here. What the fuck? Reading through these threads you guys say Brock has a baby chin and doesn't like getting hit. And that Mark Hunt has a ton of power. But he can't even drop a fat guy. Lel Brock is going to destroy him.
>>69328668
easier*
sorry i'm retarded
>>69328674
everyone should just pick up literature instead, and I mean non fiction
>>69328670
nah he failed his last test for hgh and epo too
>>69328530
>literally who's flag
I won't even bother with a proper answer, but here's your (you)
>>69328481
> told to put respect on the GOAT's name
> puts mess on the GOAT's name
Be careful, fambam
>>69328686
Apology not accepted mate. You haven't shown a commitment to sobriety and we've honestly had it up to here with your mistakes.
>brocks lower teef
what
>>69328518
Like 300% more talent though.
>>69328710
Evolved into the perfect shape for eating mountains of meat
I could perma heem Jones
Is RDA card 11 bongs and 30 bings away?
Chandler must have been hooking Jon up with that high level undetectable stuff.
Made a small mistake and fucked his shit up.
>>69328737
Are you a cop?
i pray to god that jones dont get a ban for to long man.besides the memes he is a hell of an fighter.
>>69328612
I don't know about fighters but every cyclist is on EPO
I had a friend who competed in triathlons back in high school at a national level, he told me everyone is on PEDs including himself
Also my father is friends with a former cyclist, one day they talked PEDs and the guy would get mad that cyclists were punished for using drugs, he said that bodybuilders are all on steroids and no one cares lmao, that's the mindset that some of these people have
So, how will Conor try to get all the attention back to him in two hours?
FUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Cuckmier
>>69328570
>this flag
>this post
>>69328740
6 bongs ü goof
>>69328740
5 bongs 58 bings until the prelims start
>JJ tears
>>69328767
>>69328775
cheers m8s
>>69328615
And Jon Cena and you can have the ultimate wwe vs ufc cross promotion tag team match in the octagon
>>69328183
I voted for Bisping but if DC fights it will most likely be Mousasi
>>69328775
>>69328767
literally none of these fights are any good besides the main event
>>69328813
shut up and take my money
>>69328426
>chickens are usually pumped fukk
Why do I kek to the cry
>>69328827
The quality of fights has nothing to do with when the event begins m8
>>69328147
Crocodile tears. He doesn't give a fuck about nearly killing a pregnant woman by fleeing the scene, but when the fucks up in a PED test and he's going to be punished and his career tainted the guy cries. Very talented but dude has zero morals.
>>69328649
LOLZ you just give yourself away when you bring up autism out of the blue.
> fake wrestling fan triggers me with his retardation
> I shitpost
> I have now lost all social skills and become good at video games
>>69328615
>>69328615
now we got a real thinker here
i like it, i like it alot
>>69328846
I'm not saying, I'm just saying.
>>69328820
>that guy who doesn't even defend takedowns is going to face one of the best wrestlers of the UFC
>>69328849
>Crocodile tears. He doesn't give a fuck about nearly killing a pregnant woman by fleeing the scene
Literally first thing he mentioned was losing his sponsors, then losing belt and as after thought the women and potentially killing the baby, in recent interview.
>>69328849
Not crocodiles tears because he means it, just wonky priorities.
MMA and cocaine are the only things he cares about.
>Lesnar is going to be remembered as one of the most recognizable faces in the UFC
DINDU NUFFIN
Khalil is the worst character in TUF history. It was obvious that he was going to be in the finale, since he's been the main character of the show despite losing literally the first fight.
Fuck this cunt.
>>69328696
LUL is ok viadinho you already gave me the answer huahueheuahue
>>69328887
yup. an easy win for DC
should I bet on lesnar? 2.15. I have the feeling he will take hunt down and win easy
What was their fucking problem?
>>69328913
He's a good guy tho
>>69328907
Not if he loses.
But who am I kidding, we all know the fight will be fixed.
>>69328913
He is a cool guy.
"So I told my countrymen, now that those cheating Brazilians have been dealt with, this will be a cakewalk!"
>>69328849
he's a narcissist, he can't care about others
>>69328898
you're right, he's a narcissist, only showing emotion when his bank account is on the line
>>69328710
This make me uncomfortable.
>>69328930
I've got a cheeky fifty riding on Bork winning in the second.
>>69328930
lesnar cant take a punch
soon as he gets hit he covers up and makes an easy target
lesnar will be KO'd screen cap this post
>>69328096
DAS RIIIITTTEEE
>>69327915
He doesn't take any supplements actually. He asks USADA before taking normal drugs such as cough drops etc.
>>69328930
>believing that the UFC will have any good fortune for the next 5 years
Dana made a pact with the devil a decade ago. Things are only going to get worse.
>>69328953
Weidman natty. Suck it.
>>69328953
Hahaha Brock should be in that picture..
> Heem crucifies niggers and hues that cheat
> "I'm a whiteboy"
> "I'm jacked"
> but they get tested in the WWE
> haven't yew seen his high school photos?
>>69328054
Yeah they're all under Flosports. Flowrestling is the biggest one I think or at least the one that I hear talked about the most.
you is the true champiom...
>>69328953
>Norcuck athletes need steroids to play at the snow olympics twice a decade against other pasty """athletes""""
>>69329031
But can she dunk?
>>69328615
I'm down
>>69329025
>usada starts testing
>loses a bunch of weight "i stopped drinking beer"
>injured
>injured
>gets killed by Rockhold
>injured
mmmhmmm.
>>69329047
she can dunk her pussy on my dick
cheating americans are ruining this sport that was created by the brazilian Gracie family
Is Jones Brendan Fraser of MMA?
>>69328481
>Waaahmpage
Mr. Juiced to the gills running chicks over isn't exactly a voice of reason or trust worthy about anything.
i just wanted a nice card i could sit back and enjoy
fucking USADA fucked the ufc fuck
>>69329025
> Reminder that Weidman was USADA'd by IV ban and looked skinny and deflated as fuck when forced to do a natty cut.
>>69329092
this
what a party pooper
>>69328503
Why does he wear the vest?
>>69329030
5 times tested by USADA sp far, all clean
get ready to cry on saturday you glue sniffing maori fatass, Hunt is getting finished in the 1st round
>>69329031
I want to get her pregnant.
Anybody have any RDA webms? I need to get hyped to watch the GOAT return tonight.
>spend the week adjusting my sleeping schedule
>wake up, excited for Dos Anjos/Alvarez
>open facebook
>Jon Jones did it again
why bros?
>>69329079
Brendans ugly wife left him and took his soul with her.
Jon is not quite there yet.
I hope all you fucking pussy-ass faggot redditors who were crying about "MUH SPORT" and "honor" choke and die. See what the fuck you did? See what you did by trying to make the UFC into an actual sport league like the NBA or NHL? The UFC is and always will be a fuckin circus and you idiots trying to force stupid professional bullshit like drug testing and uniforms on a circus are fucking it up for everyone else.
>>69329074
still one of the best storys i ever heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR2mXIK3G0k
>>69329138
He dindu nuffin, he a good boy, was just out of rehab and went to church everyday
>>69329042
yeah we buy em from you, good stuff
What is Greg Jackson's advice to Jon now?
Australia and Canada save UFC 200 after nigger americoons wrecked it for everyone. thank god for the glorious white commonwealth anglosphere.
>>69329171
Cycle properly
No reason for companies to punish their athletes for doing drugs. If they kill themselves, the company definitely won't get their asshole torn open every which way.
>>69329133
RDA ducked Conor
>>69329171
sign with rizin never look back
>>69329142
>using the 'why don't they just let everyone use PEDS' meme-argument
Please stop.
ALL HAIL THE LAST AMERICAN NATTY HOPE
HE WILL DESTROY THE BRAZILIAN CHEATER MARCOS DOS HUNT
>>69329115
> 5 times tested by USADA
jajajajaja post cycle, Alberto
> Maori fatass
6'2" 220lb Samoan/German masterrace and I'll be fuckin cracking up on Sunday afternoon when Brock re-retires.
>>69329176
>Australian Wedge Tail Eagle
>uses a picture of a vulture
Goober presser fucking when
I need an upper.These fucking usada jews killed my hype
>>69329190
Yeh clearly...... he just broke his foot on purpose.....I guess that makes sense.
>>69329200
>assuming that if you ban PEDs fighters will get the message and stop using them
You're a fucking idiot. High-level athletes will ALWAYS use PEDs, always. As long as you unilaterally ban PEDs you're always going to run into this sort of thing.
>>69329124
"There's a few things that have nothing to do with performance that I've tried."
>taking several substances that offer no performance gains
>>69329226
>6'2" 220lb Samoan/German masterrace
so maori fatass
lmao
>>69329226
>Samoan/German
That is a powerful species to be sure.
>>69329230
a bong and a half
>>69329230
>You now aware that after Conor's presser all your attention will be drawn to his fight and you'll cope 200 debacle
WE
WUZ
PROMISED
TITLE
SHOT
>>69329031
does she have thicc thighs?
why the fuck did the cavs sign dunleavy? do they really need another mike miller/james jones dinosaur sitting on their bench? wtf
>>69329245
That's not an argument. Thank god dumb asses like you have no say in the matter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KHtzcDrvkI
>>69329171
'Don't get caught'
Jackson gives a shit about money primarily.
>>69329248
He's talking about cialis.
1 bong 30 bing until memetime
Jon Jones literally cried when they asked him what he wanted to say to DC
What did he mean by this?
>>69329275
thnx
>>69329285
no way man I was hyped as fuck dor the fight and these fuckers had to ruin everything at the last moment
Isn't 202 press conference today ?
I hope it's not during the game
>>69329316
>do they really need another mike miller/james jones dinosaur sitting on their bench? wtf
yes, because he can come off the bench and hit an open shot without having to warm up or be part of the offense or game
Nothing of value was lost, we already saw in the first fight how DC couldnt deal with Jones's size.
Crackhead will use the tainted supplement excuse and will be back in 6 months.
Better show the fans I can cry :^)
>>69329319
The entire UFC roster with the exception of MAYYYYYBE 5 guys are on PEDs.
Deal with it.
>>69329274
Mark Hunt is mixed German and English too. People just assume he's full blooded Sa cos hes fat and short.
>>69329329
They have chemistry.
>>69329329
>>69329329
lol seriously?
>>69329320
>jonathan coachman
damn he's come a long way since i watched mandrama as a kid
>>69329337
1.5 bongs
>>69329349
every single american former wrestler is on PEDs since high school
h-hey pussy y-you still there?
>>69328426
>chickens are usually pumped fukk
>>69329359
https://youtu.be/I2ja3YxN0UU?t=1334
Question is a few seconds before this
>>69329337
the comfys man choice will be football video with goober sound
>>69329346
>Crackhead will use the tainted supplement excuse and will be back in 6 months.
supplement should be at his house and on it's way for testing so he can file lawsuit and clear his name
>except
0 athletes have ever done this in the history of #merica because they're outright lying
>check MMA news
>Jones removed from UFC 200
what a meme sport
How many times has the Dc Jones fight fell through now?
Think 200 was like the 5th time it was scheduled
>tfw entire UFC gets USADA'd
>>69329349
Maybe that's true but again that's not an argument for allowing athletes to use PEDs. They are all tested for the same things, in the same way, if Jones got caught it's because he did something the others didn't.
>>69329142
>>69329245
so based on your logic, should countries legalize theft since people will do anyway even with a unilateral ban?
>>69329401
I want to stick my face into that
>>69329401
Holy shit, I know where that room is
L M A O
Jones will go to RIZIN/ONE and help it become PRIDE 2
>>69329419
>if Jones got caught it's because he did something the others didn't.
no, it's because it wasn't out of his system in time
or the masking agent wasn't out of his system
all the PED's they take have chemical reactions in the athletes body and there are byproducts of those reactions
>>69327754
Wait until he gets popped.
Everybody is using friend. Everybody.
>>69329454
Or his dealer "forgot" to include the masking agent.
>mfw Jones ran over a pregnant lady and intentionally took steroids so he could be out for 2 years, and wait for Rumble to get old and slow
>>69329262
Jajajajajaja Alberto please,
220 is not even big for 6'2".
> coming from a sporty country as opposed to coming from spain lolz
>>69329399
why the fuck would the company be liable for selling a legal drug thats banned for athletes under USADA?
use your head you idiot
>>69329448
Sure you do. I bet you went to high school with her too.
>>69327909
Chael knows what's up.
>whole press conference is basically dinduism: the musical
He's fucked up and he knows it, his answer to Chael's pretty much seals it that he's been doing something bad but will blame tainted supps just like stoolman.
All the slimy lawyer talk and damaged control made it even worse for Jones, but he maed sad faec and cri so we must forgive him :^)
>mfw he pulled a Forrest to go cry in the corner
>>69329472
wtf are you talking about?
I'm talking about the supplement being "tainted"
meaning there is something in it that's not on the label
do you think companies go around putting off label ingredients into their products?
do you think companies spend money on those ingredients and don't account for them in their finances/accouting/taxes?
I'm talking about a supplement actually being "tainted"
>>69329419
No, you mong, as it stands USADA is completely fuckin random. They test whoever whenever without any real reasoning. Jones was tested June 16th and hasn't been tested since, even though he was headlining 200.
So, as it stands, Jones just got unluckier with the timing of his test than anyone else. USADA is nothing but luck, since everyone is on PEDs anyway, all you can do is hope you don't get caught.
>>69329444
What a stupid argument. Theft negatively impacts the commerce and well being of nations. PED use is so prevalent and widespread that everyone is either on them or knows that they could be on them. All USADA does is makes it a little riskier, but in no way makes is impossible or even much more difficult to use PEDs.
>somewhere on this planet at this very second there's a jon jones fan who is literally in tears because of this
>>69329457
At Nate's gym, sure, we know that's true.
>>69329495
dude 1/2 way through it he starts just saying "2 years" and talking about being gone for 2 years
he knows he's fucked
>>69329224
Natty AF
>>69329467
nice one there kekuala kuckoldok'u
spain is a powerhouse the most popular sport on the planet
maoris are a powerhouse in shutting down chinese buffets
>>69328655
Chael said the final score was athletic commission 5, Chael 7. He was on literally every banned substance on the list.
w-what happened?
dude wot?
>>69329573
next level weight cutting
>>69329477
Nope. There is a university in Korea that has dorm rooms like that. Notice the square pillow next to her left shoulder.
The funny part is that floors were gender-segregated, but people would end up fucking anyway, even though visiting other floors was strictly forbidden.
I got more pussy than ever in my life while I was on exchange there.
>>69329573
>Kenny Florian at Flyweight.jpg
Is anyone here on the gas. Be honest.
>>69329570
the goat p4p got set up by usada blackmailer jews at the time when he had his life on track and was ready to shine and cement his legacy
>>69329527
>Jones just got unluckier with the timing of his test than anyone else.
He wouldn't need luck if he DIDN'T FUCKING CHEAT.
>>69329606
did you bang local koreans or europeans?
>>69329224
>"I'm a White Boy and I'm Jacked. Deal With It."
Natty trash talk too.
>>69329618
im on that gas smokin diesel
>>69327854
>you will never lick the sweat out of her sweaty moot
>>69329570
i-it's just a dream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y-rf5s2j3o&feature=youtu.be&t=347
>>69329618
I would probably piss hot for cafeine some days
>>69329678
6:22 AHAHHA
>Bruce Buffer out of UFC 200 due to injury
>>69329689
>drinking the liquid jew
>>69329653
Both, but mostly Koreans. In total 4 Korean grills, 1 French, 1 Finnish, 1 Canadian and 1 Russian.
>fans all over the world are upset
>the biggest fight event ever is basically sabotaged
>two grown ass fighters are literally crying in front of whole world
>whole UFC staff is upset
What's the point of USADA again?
>>69328678
It's not like Hunt is well documented knocking people out left and right..
>>69329678
>IT'S TIII-AAIIEEEEEEEEEE
>Jones out
>Buffer can't do his twirly hype stuff because he got Cruz'd at some meme event
We're just a missed weight/terrorist attack away from this being the most disastrous ufc card of all time.
>>69329678
KEK everything is falling apart.
>>69329678
TOP KEKS
>>69329710
make the sport legitimate enough to be a billion dollar company
>>69329678
hahahhaa my god ufc is the only real meme sport
>>69327754
Conor "I-i-im not on ststeroids! Mcgregor
>>69329710
I think Dana genius idea to be 'real' sport. Just like his idea with Reebok uniforms to be 'real' sport.
>>69329727
kek
sad but true.
>>69329548
JAJAJAJAJAJA ALBERTO STOP EES TOO MUCH
> powerhouse
> (he's talking about soccer)
That's considered a fuckin girls' sport here m8.
> but its the most popular sport in the world
Faggot, we don't care that the world is full of fucking soft cunts and fags, just because a lot of people like a faggot sport doesn't mean we suddenly start respecting it.
>>69329401
Too Much Arse
>>69329725
The only people he's beaten in the last decade are all literal whos and fighters who should be cut.
How do all the other ones avoid getting caught on doping? I mean probably 80 to 90 percent of every proffesional athletes are on something. How does that work?
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER JONNY BONES!
Seriously, someone is out to get the guy.
72 hours before the fight, boom. Headshot.
That is fucking bullshit.
>>69329779
Cycle smart
Go to Iceland
I have a legit suspicion that Jones will die today.
>>69329678
what the hell
>>69329779
The hush price for Jones was too high so the fertitas let him burn.
>>69329760
I will pray for all the chinese families you've put out of business in Auckland
from now on im just gonna think of jones when i feel bad about fucking something up
>Cucks gonna cuck.
UFC:
Outside the octogon > Inside the octogon
>>69329858
Grief is for the dead, just like JJ's career. Dude's body language and attitude spoke volumes.
Guilty as fuck
>>69329828
Ok thanks brother I'll pray for your economy and Spanish businesses in general.
>>69329858
Why does he like Jones so much?
>>69329760
Are you autistic?
>>69329806
But USADA aren´t idiots either. If the numbers are really as high as speculated than more fighters should have pissed hot.
Or is there more to this?
>>69329918
pure unbridled cuckoldry
>>69329858
Cuck Thomas on suicide watch
NEW THREAD
>>69329984
>>69329984
>>69329984
>>69329984
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1MnGnzkWynEGO
UFC open workouts, brock going to be here soon I think
>>69329920
> Alberto triggers me with his fiery racism and disrespect
> I shitpost to remind him that he is a faggot
> I have now lost all social skills
> I am now good at video games
Si, correcto
>>69329678
This is pure comical, how cursed can UFC 200 get?
>>69329947
do you ever think that not every athlete is a fucking loser beta who needs to shoot up all kinds of shit to be a professional?
80-90% of athletes you think are on the gas?
legions of steroid producing doctors and "trainers" would be getting caught
biggest so far is BALCO
>>69330008
are half maori half white girls hot? half asians are insane hot but I've never seen a half maori
>>69329678
>Old man Bruce struggling and stumbling into the ground
This day is just getting sadder
>>69329678
hasnt he blownout a knee before?
>>69329825
>Letting your biggest card to date burn 3 days to go
back to /x/, my man
>>69328415
kek
>>69328454
I'm sorry, what rules?
>>69329393
this senpai
from his statement he seems pretty guilty.
he's crying can hardly speak and is barely defending himself, if he was truly innocent he would be out confident, confused about this whole thing and determined to solve this shit.
instead he looks like he knows he's fucked up again and they're just going to appeal and hope for the best
>>69329527
>but in no way makes is impossible or even much more difficult to use PEDs.
Explain why most suspected roiders are getting popped or they're having awful performance since then? If it's so easy why does Showtime look like a 40 year old on his last leg then? I could keep going but you know PEDs were rampant all this does is good, forces people to train smart, no PED to reduce risk of injury and keeps it as it should be, rich people that can afford the best stuff have a chance, if you're poor GTFO sorry try again another life time or go to bellator and save your pennies uncle chucklefuck
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>>69328389
has it really been 7 months? fuck
