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/heem/ 202 is the only thing that matters Edition


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PRESSER LINK:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmU

WE ARE LIVEEEEE!!
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JONES BTFO
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S T E R O I D S
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HE SAID IT

THE MADMAN
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EVERYBODY'S ON STEROIDS
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EVERYBODY'S ON STEROIDS
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>>69333729
is normal
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3RD FOR DONT BULLY JONNY
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EVERYBODY'S ON STEROIDS

bawhawhahaha aefgaergare
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THE REAL 200
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209 MADMAN

SCHAUBGAUD
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Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani 14 seconds ago

. @JonnyBones has reached a 2 year deal with @VenatorFC. More following.

HOLY SHIT!!!
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>EVERYBODY'S ON STEROIDS

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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>everybody's on steroids
DANA LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH WHY WOULD HE LET NATE ANSWER THAT A SECOND TIME REEEEEEEE
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BASED NATE HOLY SHIT
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Jones was set up.
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MUH INEFFICIENT ENERGY
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>>69333665

189ers pls go
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>Everyone is on Steroids

I dont like this guy or his brother but he tells it the way it is
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TALL UGLY MEXICAN


LOLO>LOELR)E-oarkt'gpoarjet'aporejmty
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MEXICAN SOUTHPAW
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>The co-main event weren't here for the press conference
>EVERYBODY IS ON STEROIDS

http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1467918040971.webm
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>>69333758>>69333799
>>69333776

based
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UGLY
MEXICAN
SOUTHPAW
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ARE THE DIAZ BROS /SP/'S MASCOTS?
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I DON'T TRAIN FOR THE OPPONENT
EYE DONT GIVE A FOOK YEAH

E..except this time
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>>69333729
confirmed
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>I never prepare for a fighter
>I was preparing for Dos Anjos
S H O O K
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>ugly

what did he mean by this?
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OOGLY MEXICAN
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>now i'm facing an ugly mexican southpaw

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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Roy Nelson is the only clean athlete in this sport.
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He's gonna lose isn't he?
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lol nate
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>Yeah.... its good

Nate is so autistic
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Nate is blazed the fuck up
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NATE WAS RIGHT AGAIN


Kek did he just pull out his phone?
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lmao Nate literally couldn't give less of a fuck about this press conference
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>I GIGGLE
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>It's a Nate doesn't give a fuck episode
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>>69333931
Why do asian women love BWC so much?
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>>69333984
he's been texting the entire time
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>>69334001
he is the least marketable human in existence


his IQ is like 81
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the most inactive champion in ufc history
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MOI DIVIJIN YEH
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>undisputed
>0 defenses
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>Nate is actually getting ripped
Conor is so fucked
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Even triple chins is cucking Dana
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AWKWARD
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>Ariel cheers

kek'd
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is Dana autistic?
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that applause my sides
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>I'm not surprised motherfucker

what did he mean by this?
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>I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKER
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>>69334039

>not a needle mover

yo shutup
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god damn i hate this fat fuck with the meme cut, ariel is a faggot too
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>Dana
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>dana stealing conor's shiny polo swag
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ARIEL IN THE HOUSE
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>Dana
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>ugly
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Nate can't speak ;_;
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>>69334039
>least marketable human

Really nigga? mm is an actually champ that has main evented
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BASED DANA
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CRIIIIIIIIINGE
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dana is seething kek
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What did he mean by this
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>nate wanted me cos im easy

Conor btfoing himself?
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I CANT HEAR SHIT
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lol natee
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>I can't hear shit
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LMAO
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>>69334166
>here

he really is autistic damn
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A B S O L U T E

M A D M A N
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>>69333931
SAUSE
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>>69334166

fuck ahahahaa
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Is nate stoned as fuck?
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>>69334166


>here


Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaateeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH BASED NATE

This Conference is going to be absolute bollocks, Nate can't hear shit
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Never liked Diaz but fuck he's growing on me.
He doesn't give one solitary fuck.
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Soundman on suicide watch
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bawhaahahaahhah fucking nate
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>yell that shit

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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BASED NATE
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>>69334166

The loud noises are spooking him
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BRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT
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>that massive fart
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How can he not hear? I don't get it.
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>DONT USE THE MICS
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>Artem
>tough fight
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Conor's just embarassing to listen to now
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>I CANT HERE SHIT
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>Criss Angel
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that haircut
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Ariel has been awful these past few days.

Bork humiliated him.
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this is how it all falls apart

there is no way nate owns a triple digit IQ
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>this guy again
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>>69334205
autistic people would be more likely to spell correctly imo
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this press conference is going great
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conors chewing gum because that supposedly calms people down when theyre nervous.
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> Conor just referred to LW as his division
> Conor just claimed to have dominated that division
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CAN'T HERE NUFFIN
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>>69334333
yeah pretty cringey desu
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>>69334302
It's probably loud and echoey on stage, they don't seem to have sound monitors or anything
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>>69334354
It's a wig
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>75k watching

200 BTFO
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Nate's durability is too much for Conor
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May I remind that Nate demolished Conor on 11 days notice the first time?
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It seems Conor actually learnt shit from his loss

That's actually good to see, he was delusional before.

These mics though, ffs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PptInhacYgs

basicaly this presser, turn them shits up
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>Dat feedback
disgusting
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Conor's gimmick gold old really fast.
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ALL THE BELTS YE
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oh boy, who's that blonde milf
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Holy shit, did Dana do the mic check?

They had an extra 40 minutes to get this shit right.
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HE'S WORKING ON IT
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FOR FUCK SAKE THESE MICS ARE KILLING THE BUZZ
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>These mics
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>>69334395
da fuck did you expect, he literally lost the fight.
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;(
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This presser sucks
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>>69334427

>Nate destroys Conor on 11 days
>Bisbing destroys Cuckhold on 14 days

Why do fighters do long camps again?
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Holy shit the mic noise
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why wont he give alex the fight? hes said he would. who else would take it if not him?
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>my boy Chris Avila has tough fight in front of him: Artem

kek
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Muh excuses
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>>69334388
RDA kicked a telephone pole so that he didn't have to fight Conor.
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damn whos the blonde?
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SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
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Muh penis be itchin for a succ

Give Cormier a fight yeah
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why are they having a press conference for 3 people in a fucking arena?
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conor is annoying now
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>Connor having an Oprah moment
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>Chinese
>Lee Way

You sly dog
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>>69334531
blame Jon
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>>69334594
for you
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>>69334528
most of it is mental..

But some fighters get out of shape in between fights so they need it that long and brutal.
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BASED CONRAD
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>>69334421
Yeah, you can only punch a rock so many times before you get tired.
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>>69334575
Big audience
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>Dana absolutely steaming like a madcunt
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THE CHINESE ARE TAKING OVER
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>dude doesn't defend the belt
>keep showing it all the time
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holy fucck Dana getting BTFO repeatedly
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>TOO OH TOO
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>>69334615
>he watches Oprah
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>I'M WORTH 4.2 BILLION YEH. THAT'S WHAT THE CHINESE VALYE MY NET WORTH AT
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>>69334446
Honestly I think you might be right
It doesn't have the same oomph anymore now that he's lost. Still hyped for his fights, but it feels like he'll lose a lot of casuals.
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Conor lost his mojo
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Dana is really mad
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CANT HERE NUFFIN
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>mcgoober humbled so hard by n8
this is painful to watch
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this press conference absolutely sucks
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Dana looks so JUSTed
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>It's all about communication
>literally no one can hold a conversation with these shitty mics
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>>69334681

ariel should ask him a question
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>Potential third fight if he potentially wins the second fight
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>>69334703
I know, people don't want a humble Conor
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Turn the fucking gain volume down godamn it
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Conor looks really beta guys it's sad it's like seeing a lion getting his mane shaved off.
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>that echo
>nate's iq
>loser conor

im out
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got frickin tinnitus over here
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>>69334679
he got humbled
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DA CHINEESE
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hahah all these casuals 'conor is just annoying now' i saw that shit from the get go! ill give mcnuggets some credit. he seems like he should be smart enough to pay attention to his weakness' and fix them. if he doesnt hes a 100% natty meme!!
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>zero bants
>conors sad attempt at memein "muh net wort, de choineyaz"

sad day for mma
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>microphones ruining the bants
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This is shit

Im going to the shop lads
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say what you want but conor is on fire
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>>69334763
More like
>I might lose but third time's the charm, right?
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I expected Nate to troll hard, but he literally doesn't give a single fuck.
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Fucking Dana too cheap to get a proper sound tech.
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>>69334860

he's too dumb to banter
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>>69334860


he lacks the mental capacity
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Let's hope the Chinese will bring quality mics to the ufc
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>196 is the top
>not 100
conor is delusional
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The audio on this thing is shit.
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>>69334820
The only one burnin up is Dana.
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>196
>top spot

this niqqa...
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imagine if they did the presser in stockton for 200
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WHY AREN'T THEY ALL SITTING BESIDE CONOR REEEEEEEEEE
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we waited for this shitty presser
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>Jones out of UFC 200
>202 presser being fucked up with technical difficulties
JUST GOOF MY SHIT UP
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>>69334900
>>69334908
>conor nuthuggers
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>>69334885
>black hair

disgusting
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>>69334820
what conference are you watching you faggot?

no one's on fire
this is a mess, Conor isn't talking shit so Nate isn't either this is ass
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what a fucking trainwreck lmao
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Damn Chinese are taking over.
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>those acoustic problems
zuffa can't catch a break lel
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>>69334949
don't forget
>bruce buffer blows his knees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y-rf5s2j3o&feature=youtu.be&t=347
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>>69334954


>Being that delusional

He's a retard that bangs
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that press conference gave me AIDS

thanks dana
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Did Forest do the mic check?
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OLE OLE OLE
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>waited 30 extra minutes for a shitty 20 minute conference
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what a waste of fucking time
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that was terrible
200 conference was better
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>>69334826
>Not going to best of 5
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wew lads

Wish I hadn't stopped watching the divegrass for that stinker.
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>Ole Ole Ole Ole
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>>69334885
Man is recording so he's holding the dick in a way to make it look bigger

sad desu
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HEY DANA
DANA
DANA
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>hey dana
>DANA
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Hey Dana, Dana, Dana
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>>69335089
>a fookin leaf
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>DANA
>DANA
>DANA
>>
DANA
HEY DANA
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>>69334885
source?
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GOOD BOYS
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conor sucks
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What a shit show lol
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>>69335048
And you're a retard that posts
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>>69335030
Kek
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What a let down
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>>69335161
new meme
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Surprisingly it was Dana White got that the most ass blasting in that presser
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>>69335098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2D3-FkoXNU
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>>69335090
That guy's dick is pretty big. It has that vein running down the middle that only big dicks have.
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Nate tokk all the life from Conor
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>>69335120
what the fuck did u just say, boy?
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disaster
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not sure how the FW belt is relevant in this situation
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Conor has lost literally all his luster
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the fuck?
has conor grown 4-5 inches in preperation for this fight? he was pretty much level with nate. didnt look like he was wearing lifts either
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DANA
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>>69335220

>the last canadian hero isn't even canadian
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>>69334434

>sleeping on my GOAT references

fuck you all
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>>69335271
he overdid his height cut last fight
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I can't here shit captain.
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>>69335235
it's not. Conor just has nothing else going for him than beating up manlets
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>mfw irishbros are back
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>>69335271
The stage was in an incline
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Was that literally the worst press conference ever?

It might as well have not happened, we got nothing new, no new information, just the same old tired questions with the same old tired responses. That was beyond shite
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>>69335329
kek
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>>69335090

He's barely 7 inches. Of course he wants to make it look bigger.
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also they have literally nothing exciting to use in promos from this presser
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>twice as heavy as conor and diaz combined
>scared
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>>69335394
0/10
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lmaoing at the casual mandrama viewers who wasted their time on this shit
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>>69335267
he's not in his offensive now clearly.
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>>69335328
People were busy watching the actual conference, desperately hoping for a new meme
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>>69335394


The sound system destroyed it. You can't have bants between people when no one can hear shit. Fucking hell they need to fire the sound people

Dana looked like his head was about to explode with rage
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>>69335446
hes right tho
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>>69335394
>ssssh no tears, only reverbs now
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>>69335440
>>69335271

>he was pretty much level with nate

bretty much
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>>69335430
Who
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>>69335271
Nah. Conor's eyes are still about level with the top of Nate's nose.
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Guys

There's UFC tonight

In less than 3 bongs
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>>69334541
Is he fighting against artem? kek
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>>69335523
he's wearing high heels
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>>69335440

dana whips conor's ass straight up in a 5' x 5' closet
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>>69335548
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>>69335498
>Dana looked like his head was about to explode with rage

In fairness thats because Conor instantly talked shit about Jones and the Co-mains not turning up to the press conference.

Then Nate shouted everyone is on steroids in the UFC.

Then Ariel asked a question and everyone cheered.

The whole thing was like a Dana White tinnitus nightmare.
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>>69335616
Mirko stop this please, I'm on nofap
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>>69335548
they're too busy talking about their shitty mandrama press conference
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Conor has good posture and Nate doesn't.
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Do you really believe Conor will go to be choked out again? Literally cap this: CONOR WILL PULL OUT.
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Post yfw Jon Jones loses his rematch with USADA 5000
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>>69335329
>>69335271
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>>69335460
It's called having luxury time, wagecuck
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>>69335548
I keep forgetting. Maybe RDA will go crazy and punch Alvarez in the throat or something
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>>69335737


It was supposed to be about Nate and Conor, but Dana was the one who got fuckin rekt
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>>69335440

goofy manlet with his faggy accessories
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>>69335854
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/conor-mcgregor/jiu-jitsu-world-champion-shuts-down-criticism-over-conor-mcgregors-ground-game/

not this time
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>>69335737
>webm
Jesus Christ.
How can one NOT root for DC?
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What did he mean by this?
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>>69336012
he want to smoke on diaz's pipe
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>>69336012

nate is so random lol

>die
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>>69336012
he's gay
>>
13 bings until weigh ins for Gadelha vs JJ
https://youtu.be/By2giPXSGDE
https://youtu.be/By2giPXSGDE
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>>69336012


I like that Nate came in blazzed as fuck, he's a good opposite energy to McGregor.

Wish they could be in a buddy cop movie together :3
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>>69335737
>Daniel Cuck

Subtle.
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>>69336269
shut up pat
>>
>>69335954
Do you realize there's no chance of "Great on the ground" to defeat actual real life BJJ blackbelt who is taller and stronger?
>>
>>69335851
Well.
Manlets do whatever it takes to look taller.
>>
>>69336269
like conor doesn't blaze

>stoner buddy movie is better
>>
>>69336234
Why is that little boy wearing a sports bra?
>>
>>69336269
>Wish they could be in a buddy cop movie together

ayy
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>>69335740
me too, i fapped so much and death gripped my dick so much I cant stay hard with a grill

embarassing desu, but GF thinks it's her fault
>>
DC vs. Reem!?!!!!!!! Fuck yeah, bois.
>>
that was shit

why? 2015 was supposedly a banner year for the UFC, they should have enough cash to at least not make it worse.
>>
>tfw Conor gets choked out in 2nd
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>>69336802

...okay
>>
>>69335440
>>69335851
>wearing an hermes monogram belt buckle
Literally the most nigger-rich thing a man can do is buy one of those.
>>
>>69336553
he is not unbeatable m8
and i know his submissions are one of the best in the UFC
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>>69337160
his chin is granite
which means Conor can't do shit

mark my words, Conor will pull out
>>
I don't get why Conor wants to prove he can beat someone whose 2 weight classes ahead of him. There's weight classes for a reason, someone of a higher weight class has an advantage.
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>>69335957
Easily. He's a phony dork.
>>
https://mobile.twitter.com/danawhite/status/751142358457069568/video/1
https://mobile.twitter.com/danawhite/status/751142358457069568/video/1
https://mobile.twitter.com/danawhite/status/751142358457069568/video/1
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>ufc 200 will be just another fight night
>mfw everything went wrong
>can't even watch JBJ destroy DC with oblique kicks for 5 rounds
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>>69337419
One weight class... Nate is a LW...
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>>69337360
Why? Injury?

That would suck, I'm not a fan of this rematch but he's not defending his fucking belt.

He wanted this fight, it's a chance for him to redeem his loss.
>>
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ufc-president-says-champ-daniel-cormier-will-still-fight-at-ufc-200
Who is DC fighting?
>>
>>69337465
What does Conor say he wants to see?
>>
>JONES TESTED FOR TWO SUBSTANCES ACORDING TO DANA
>MAYBE 4 YEAR SUSPENSION

REMINDER THAT GUSTAFSSON V JONES IS NOW AN OBVIOUS WIN FOR GUS
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>>69337360

Sure he can. All he has to do is kickbox with Nate. Diaz bros are are great boxes and great on the ground but they suck dick at kickboxing range.
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>insulin injection site bumps

literally google any body builder from last years mr olympia same shit, same area
>>
>>69337419

in reality nate isn't a top 10 ww and barely a top 5 lw
>>
>>69337575
overmeme
>>
>>69337584
Goddamn those Swedish girls... WEW
>>
>>69335954
skills when rolling in a gym =/= performing well on the ground in a cage fight

that said he had the reversal in the first fight and got choked out because he was fucking gassed and wobbly.
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>>69337621
I was not expecting that qt face
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>>69337465
Nate is much bigger than Conor
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>>69337628
but why would he inject insulin
>>
>>69337584
Sven it's ogre, Jones is not gonna fight for 2 years or so, he even admitted he expects a harsh punishment.

It would be cool to see Gus avenging his loss to Rumble someday though.
>>
>>69337498
It's still great. Plus DC is still on the card so there's that
>>
>>69337795
>qt face
>fat tits
>not fat body

she's bretty gud
>>
>>69337621
Literal perfect girl
>>
>>69337851
what have ye been? under a fucking rock?

it's a fucking performance enhancer, google it
>>
>>69337851
Google it. Helps use up carbs and proteins in the diet effectively.
>>
>>69337851
Because it helps you build muscle.
>>
Does Jones lose the title if he gets suspended?
>>
>>69337621
>all Conor has to do is become an elite kickboxer and try to pick apart a longer guy from range it's that simple :PPPPP
>>
>>69337936
I think those tits are more than just "fat"
>>
>I have to redeem myself
>jk imma do some coke now lmfao ;-D
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>>69334039
TOP DRAW
O
P

D
R
A
W
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By2giPXSGDE&feature=youtu.be

>BISPING SHITTING ON JBJ
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>>69338048
If it's a 2 year suspension then ofcourse. If it's like a 1 month suspension then probably not.
>>
>>69338048
Yes
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>>69337952
>>69337959
>>69338021
god damn it i'm fucking stupid I confused it with synthol for some weird reason.
>>
>>69338071
Perfect is the word you're looking for
>>
Looks like it will be Mousasi
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>>69337579
let me see his eyes
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>>69338070

He doesn't have to be elite. Kick the body and legs and avoid slugging it out with Diaz. Every now and then go for head. It works.
>>
>>69338272
thanks ireland
>>
Weigh-ins habbening now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By2giPXSGDE&feature=youtu.be
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>>69338248

>Mousasi vs DC

Why?
>>
>>69338248
Jim Edwards looks like he has turbo AIDS
>>
>trying to hide steroid bumps with a big UFC banner

kek
>>
>>69338248
>>69338366

it's Bisping
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>>69338248
pls no

gegard jihadi doesn't even try to defend takedowns, I should have saved the webms of his fight against Mo, the guy is okay with being put on his back for 5 rounds
>>
>>69338248

>san diego to vegas is 5 hour drive

??
>>
jon jones should just an hero now since it's the only way he can truly troll DC now that his career is over
>>
>>69338248
Makes sense. Mousasi is the only person actually there, in the ranks, and in fight shape. What will happen to mooses opponent? "sorry bud!"
>>
>>69338345

>All this UFC content

And we still have a card tonight

FUGGGGGGGGG
>>
>>69338366
Most realistic option, full camp and will be on weight. Shouldn't get blown out quickly either.
>>
>Li CHingChong has been eating alot of dogs in preperation for his fight with Anton Zafir
>>
>>69338443
That would be amazing... Won't happen.
>>
>finally get around to watching yesterdays weigh-ins

>a guy named Belal Muhammad weighs in in black and white camo shorts and a black and white ISIS headband

wtf lol
>>
>Kevin Lee vs Jake Matthews

Great fight
>>
>>69337932
no the card is absolute shit

we have wwe freak and woman in the main and co i expected something a little bit more competitive
>>
>>69337419
>the bigger = better meme
>>
>>69338248
Can somebody red pill me on Mousasi? I'm trying to break out of casual mode, only thing I know about him is him getting KTFO by Uriah Hall
>>
The only fights worth watching at UFC 200 are Edgar/Aldo 2, the prelims and the fight pass shit
>>
I look forward to seeing Kevin Lee get BTFO again
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>>69338248
its gustafsson mark my words
>>
how many bongs lads?
>>
>>69338620
Once out of 10 fights, he looks breddy gud. The other nine times, he looks like he doesn't want to be in there at all. Just bored and doesn't care. Fucking awful fighter...
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>>69338573
You would still watch the shit out of every fight, stop being a try hard faggot
>>
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>You now remember that Matt Brown beat Wonderboy
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>>69338507
no it wouldnt, bisping would get wrestle fucked for 5 rounds
>>
>>69338603
It does. For example, Mighty Mouse has no chance against any heavyweight.
>>
Pretty hyped for Mutante-Smith 2bh
>>
>>69338478
I know. I haven't gotten shit done today because of all this.
>>
>>69338620

Has the tools to be really gud but somehow manages to go full retard and look like shit in most of his fights.
>>
>>69338141
im late what did he say?
>>
>tfw work at 5 am

Welp no sleep for me
>>
>>69338620
Good technical fighter, great chin, well rounded and very experienced. However, he tends to be very lackadaisical at times which makes some o his fights boring.
>>
>>69338710
>You now remember
Pretty sure nobody forgot that, as Wonderboy haters bring it up every fucking chance they get
>>
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>>69338823
is normal
>>
>>69338728
MM beats Struve via MMAMATH
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>>69338391
>turbo AIDS

Fucking Underrated Post
>>
>>69338888

Digits comfirmed

Good luck bro
>>
>>69338315
Yeah that's so easy because Conor has such elite kicks and can just coast to a decision doing that
>>
>>69338460
he is in Sweden
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>>69338946
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>lesnar vs hunt is over
>DC slyly walks into the octagon without anyone noticing
>everything goes black
>people are confused
>glass shatters
>DMX starts playing
>lights go on
>it's chuck liddell
>>
>>69338918
>>69338807
>>69338693
Thanks bros
>>
Shit Maynard made 145?

HOW
>>
>>69338558
it's the jihad, stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MidmZItX_ws
>>
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>Chael Sonnnen says that as a guy who used banned substances during his career, he can tell when another fighter is doing something and his first reaction to Jon Jones USADA test violation was "what took them so long?"
>>
>>69338507
It's going to happen bud

That's why they didn't contact Gus
>>
Dom is struggling pretty hard. Can't believe people like him more than Stann.
>>
>>69339086

He really is

HE's all over the place
>>
>>69338977

I just told you he doesn't need elite kicks. He just needs to kick a lot.

Diaz bros don't know what to do when a guy won't stand and bang with them or when he won't go to ground with them.
>>
>>69338807
>Has the tools to be really gud but somehow manages to go full retard

kek

t b h the best fight from him was against hendo imo and dan wasnt really good that day
>>
>>69339086
DELETE THIS
>>
>>69338710
>You now remember a karate meme is wrecking the deepest division in the UFC
>>
>>69339076
Chael sonnen is a fucking retard his podcast is rogan-tier
>>
>>69339076
>Unironically listening to anything Chael says.
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>>69339086
stann is the most boring person alive
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>>69338496
>realistic
>mousasi

Sure, if he wants to fight two fights in one night.
>>
>>69338315
Nate's head movement is actually not very good because once he starts to land his 1-2's he throws the same combinations over and over again. It's easy to predict where his head is going to be.
>>
KOREAN SUPER BOY

NEXT GOAT
>>
>>69339221
CAWK SUCCAH
>>
>>69339118
You're fucking stupid

>durrr just kick a lot it's that simple!!!!

With that gameplan you wonder why the Diaz brothers have ever won a single fight!! Let's just ignore the fact Conor rarely every throws a fucking leg kick and his best attributes are his hands

No one has ever thrown a leg kick against the Diaz' before either!

You're the next Greg Jackson!
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>>69339227

t. boxing expert
>>
>>69339225
>implying they won't pull him from a fight pass prelim
>>
>>69339224
Mandrama pls go. They'll be pairing him with Borat announcer man from the Fedor card anyway.
>>
>>69339221
FUCKIN MOMO
>>
>>69339076
he's just another bitter ex-fighter that never backed up his shit talking
>>
>>69339086
does the least hit fighter in the ufc already have brain damage?
>>
>>69338443
>Bisping taking two belts from AKA
All we need then is for Cain to take back the belt and Bisbong can become a 3 division AKA killer
>>
>>69339227
Yeah but that's once he's landing. How you gonna hit him when your brain is bouncing around in your head from those 1-2s?
>>
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>BELIEVE YOU ME

i died a little
>>
Ross Pearson should die
>>
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>>69339292
And say "Fuck off, we don't need you. yes you prepared for nothing go F yourself" to Santos?


sure
>>
>>69339221
I hope Joey Diaz blows Jon the fuck out on the podcast
>>
>I swear he's mexican

What the fuck Dom

Stop
>>
>will brooks in ufc
cool
>>
cooper a qt
other has hgh jaw
>>
>>69339459
autism
>>
>Cooper

muh dick
>>
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>>69339221
>7pm. Geez, thanks fro the time zone Joe
>>
>>69336269
>Officer Diaz! This is the last time you humiliated the force with your rogue actions! Sure you get the job done but you're too much of a wild card! I'm putting you with our veteran McGregor on our most important case, you better succeed or you can kiss your badge goodbye, understood?!
>>
who is this cooper chick other than my new fightfu?
>>
>>69339340
>i've never boxed in my life... the post.
>>
dat dick grab on Dana
>>
Nice bunda.
>>
>>69339415
>listening to that
>>
we /khalil/ now
>>
>>69339626
who /sanchez/ here
>>
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>"what took them so long?"
>>
>>69339624
GET IT TOGETHA COCKSUCKA
>>
>LHW
>199.5

Wut
>>
>>69339221
Anyone who listens to that is a shit person.
>>
>>69338679
lads?
>>
>199.5
>>
>>69339285

You're as retarded as Nate.

I'm telling you what Conor can do against Nate and you're hearing "just kick and it's an easy win". Your best bet against either Diaz is to kickbox. It doesn't mean it's a free win.

You might have easier time understanding what I'm saying if you get their dicks out of your face.
>>
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have you UFCucks thanked this man for saving what's supposed to be your biggest card ever?
>>
>dat roid gut
>>
>>69339728
fuck off
>>
>>69339565
>I have never seen a Nate Diaz fight in my life... the post
>>
>>69338703
i wont, and many others
>>
>>69339728

2 more
>>
>>69339747

Thank you Vince

UFC 200 would be kill without Lesnar
>>
>>69339728
pre lims in 2 bongs
>>
>>69339728
2
>>
>Claudia will never lay on you for 15 minutes
>>
DO IT ahHAA
>>
>>69339746
>just kick and it's an easy win

Your words
>>
>>69339765
are you a butthurt football fan?

>>69339809
thanks dude.
>>
>>69339774
>i've never seen somebody slip a jab and KO somebody.. THE POST
>>
YOO-ANNA YON-JAY-CHECK

CLAADG-EYAA GADG-EYAA
>>
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>I rate Pancrase
>>
KURWA
>>
>>69339870
*soccer
>>
>>69339886
Ever seen anyone do it to Nate Diaz? I've seen it happen, sure... not to him. Once he finds a rhythm, he usually doesn't get hit much after that.
>>
Goldie is so coked up right now
>>
on the gas
>>
>>69339842
I want to feel the texture of her mole.
>>
>>69339839
>>69339841
thanks to you too.
>>
>>69339924
stipe please
>>
>UFC hiding PED bumps
>>
>he didn't take what's known in the game as a Mcgregor risk

topkek
>>
>>69339955


If you want to beat Diaz, you gotta do what Dos Anjos did and chop the fuck out of his lead leg.

Watch that fight, near the end Nate could barely stand up and couldn't lean weight on it to even throw punches.

But that's easy to say, Dos Anjos has insane snap power kicks that are fast, not easy to do
>>
>UFC blocking nips
>>
>>69339842
>mole on wrong side of her face
what did she mean by this?
>>
VISIT WITH THE CHAMPION JOANNA YO AYUNJAYCHECK
>>
cringeeee
>>
>This steriod infested hue midget is fighting tomorrow yet Jon is out
>>
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>>69339747
If only Vince could choose the opponent, it would draw even more
>>
>>69340096
its where she injects her vitamin t
>>
>>69340078
you know dos anjos have outstanding legkicks

not that easy
>>
How much time left until first fight on the 'lims tonight?
>>
>>69340142
ALL NATTY BABY
>>
>>69340139
She's smarter with her cycling, don't get mad at her
>>
>>69339955
>once he finds a rhythm

No.. When he's fighting people with a short ass reach who can't box and can't take him down.


When you're just throwing 1 - 2's against a legit striker you're gonna get countered and hurt.
>>
>>69340151
didnt read the full post you already mentioned it

im never full go retard i swear
>>
>>69340181
2 obongos
>>
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JO-ONNA YOUNG JAY CHECK
>>
>>69340181
2 bongs exactly
>>
The UFC is really cursed or some shit. It's not just Jones and 200, the mic problem of that 202 press conference was awful
>>
https://www.facebook com/danawhite/videos/824124121023103/

"let us stand face to face"
"no"
>>
U guys gonna watch RDA vs Alvarez tonight? Starts in aprox 2 hours, yes? Got any livestream ready?
>>
>>69339666
Who /YES/ here
>>
>>69340365

>U guys gonna watch RDA vs Alvarez tonight?

Were do you think you are?

Fucking casual
>>
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>>69340365
Got any livestream ready?
>>
>>69340365
is the fight only on fightpass ?
>>
>>69340354
YOU'RE GONNA SEE DIS TIME NATE
>>
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>yfw rogan is tainting everyone's supplements if they don't use onnit
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>>69340365
fuck off finland, honestly
>>
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guys, I think you're forgetting the one guy who who can take DC down
>>
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JOYANNA YUN ZJAY CZECH
>>
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>>69340792
NEW
>>
NEW
>>69333754
>>69333754
>>
>>69340810
Colonel Sanders?
>>
>early retards strike again
>>
>>69340976

DELET THIS
>>
>>69340886
I hate Goldie so much.
>>
>>69340897
>>69340976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBwFqNCpjMw
>>
Why so hostile? :(
>>
>>69338507
>>69338443
>>69339329
>>69339078
>>69338718
Dana said it won't be him
>>
NEW THREAD LADS:
>>69343008
>>69343008
>>69343008
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>>69343064
delete this retard theres already a thread up
>>
>>69343064
fuck off
REAL THREAD >>69340792
REAL THREAD >>69340792
REAL THREAD >>69340792
REAL THREAD >>69340792
REAL THREAD >>69340792
>>
>>69340142

He looks bigger than when he was in his prime
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