lmaoing at the people who actually watched the 202 press conference
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News:
>Jon Jones: I dindu nuffin
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/tearful-jon-jones-denies-ped-use-as-rep-suggests-potential-tainted-supplement
>Dana says DC will still fight at 200
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ufc-president-says-champ-daniel-cormier-will-still-fight-at-ufc-200
Other links:
>UFC 200 Embedded EP 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z6sSijyBaE
>UFC 200: It's Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mehYIYq4egE
First for no sleep
>J.......Jon?
1st jef
Schaub is cancer
>>69340991
i'm sorry daniel you can still suck my dick if you want i knew this was important to you
>>69340955
>tfw american fitefan
good OP OP unlike that fanzant cunt
>DC still hasn't had his opponent announced
heem yourself, Silva.
>Bisping just won the 185 pound title," he said. "Let me tell you what Bisping does in his off season. When Bisping's not training, he goes on a bender. He's in no condition to fight Daniel Cormier. I promise you that. I don't even have to ask him.
What did he mean by this?
First for DC vs. Gus 2 will be official soon
>>69341120
May Schaub have mercy on your soul.
>>69341286
For sure they've got someone lined up. Just figuring out numbers my man.
fucking dykes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0kyPotqOc0
>>69341286
Why should that matter for anyone besides the two people fighting?
They'll announce it later or tomorrow
https://mobile.twitter.com/danawhite/status/751142358457069568/video/1
What does Conor say he wants to see?
>>69341120
kick rocks, cheeto fingers.
Could the average man beat a minimum weight female UFC fighter?
I'm pretty sure I couldn't suffocate her to death with my 300 pound body.
ilir latifi lads
>>69341310
Excited for Gus to get his 2nd win over DC.
HOW TO MAKE MMA LESS OF A SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
>remove medical suspensions
>remove drug testing
>remove gloves
>remove judges
>tell the refs to stop stopping fights so early
Maybe Jones is just trolling
Babyrage Cormier will never fight against Jones.
Cormier is getting old, after 2 years he is way too old, fat fuck and old.
Having that one loss against Jones is going to haunt Cormier rest of his life.
>>69341485
>average man
>300 pound body
>>69341436
kek good job
>>69341310
what gives you that idea?
>>69341297
he's been doing shots in Cabo, which as everyone knows is the literal worst perparation for a short notice fight
>>69341436
protect yourself at ALL times
>>69341591
>check flag
>remember that lads deepfry literally everything
>>69341591
i think he means untrained by average
>Jim Sanchez vs Thiago Gomi
who you got /heem/?
>>69341310
Literally WHO GIVES A FUCK
>CM Punk is going to fight before Jon Vs. DC 2 happens
JUST end this gay sport already
>>69341766
Jim Gomi
>>69341766
Takanori Alves
>mfw dc just keeps getting cucked
>no face
>>69341485
Im pretty sure I could beat every female fighter except Cyborg
And this is coming from a 5'7 140 pounds manlet
>>69341425
BORK LASER
>>69341818
>CM Punk
>Fighting
>Putting his undefeated record on the line
He's going to retire unbeaten, lad.
>>69341436
>Sucker punching a girl
Lower than a pack of niggers. She deserved to be heemd tho
so apparently cormier has got an opponent
we know that the opponent isnt swedish, who could it be?
>tfw you can't here any hear
These mics are fucked up
I'm DCs opponent
AMA
>>69342374
Are you looking forward to the succ?
>>69342374
what you gonna do against his takedowns
>>69341436
PILLOW HANDS
>>69341581
One well placed hit and you could make thirty of those explode at once.
>>69342440
Yes, I'm going to be edging for the next couple days in preparation.
>>69342374
can you wrestle
yo i cant hear any fights
this card is fucked up
?
>>69342374
do you succ dik?
>>69342374
Hello Anderson
If it's Anderson I called that shit last night.
>>69342295
It's Mousnoozi
>>69342587
ANDERSON FUCKING SILVA?
>>69342587
i dont habeeb it
So do the people that picked DC get him as a win on the heem fight pics?
>>69342587
>>69342649
pls be real
>>69341573
also remove rounds and allow headbutts
>>69342587
kek if anderson fights his career is completely over
>>69342587
is this real
THE GOAT IS COMING FOR CORMIER
>Implying he won't be heemed into the shadow realm
>>69342587
wtf UFC 200 is good again now
>>69342587
wew
>>69342587
OH MY
FUCKING GOD
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
IM CUMMING
IM LITERALLY CUMMING
FUCKKKKKFJIDVJGGR3
also its actually legit, site is trust
http://sportv.globo.com/site/combate/noticia/2016/07/anderson-silva-substitui-jon-jones-e-encara-daniel-cormier-no-ufc-200.html
>>69342810
GSP when?
Guys, if Anderson wins we might see JBJ vs Andy in New York
>>69342925
>Gastelum pulls
>GSP willing to step in to rematch Hendricks
>>69342981
It's a catchweight fight, no title
>>69341573
What if they use gloves with rusted barbed wire
>>69342981
article says not for the title
>Jon tested positive for testosterone because he was taking male-enhancement supplements in order to last against D.C succ
This is insanity.
>>69342981
It won't be for the title.
>>69342880
says the belt is not on the line, what is this, a 220 catchweight?
>>69342981
I will never pay for a Jon Jones fight, he's terrible for the sport and I hope he never fights again
>>69342981
In 2018 when Silva is like 44?
>>69342737
khabib it
>>69343056
dc vs silva foooooooooooook
>>69342981
>jbj fighting anytime soon
underestimate brock -MY boy- at your own peril you utter utter fools.
>>69343115
he will get wrestle fucked
boring fight
I honestly believe Anderson would beat DC. I will put money on Anderson. He can stay on the outside and pepper DC with strikes. Shit he can end it in the first minute with that steven seagull kick
>>69342587
for LHW strap??
dc will bring silva to suplex city
>yfw Anderson KO's Cormier ded
>>69343172
have fun to wrestlefuck an blackbelt BJJ
dis gun be good im sure m8
>>69342649
It is true
I back
>>69343172
that's a fun fight
>>69343146
>le is a fighter but cant take a hit to the face man is your boy
>>69343295
Anderson Knows
ANDERSONNNNN
THE SPIDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SILLLLLLLLVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This is gonna be a one sided fight, a Anderson with no training fighting a wrestler who was training for a 5 round war. Weidman overpowerd Silva can you imagine what DC will do
Dana bless
Anderson Silva has as many 1st round finishes at LHW as Jon Jones does, and Andersons not even in that division
Jones has had 17 UFC fights, all at LHW; he's finished Vladimir Matyushenko, Brandon Vera, and Chael Sonnen in the first round.
Anderson moved up from MW to LHW 3 times in the UFC and went 3 for 3, with KO's over James Irvin and Forrest Griffin and a TKO over Stephan Bonnar in the first round.
SIDE NOTE: Irvin, Griffin, and Bonnar were all on PEDs at the time; all 3 tested positive after the fight
>>69343295
Not the worst outcome by far.
>>69343329
will you take viagra again for this fight? DC is ready to succ you know
DC would legit end Silva's career. Better than nothing I guess.
>it's anderson
>he's been roiding
>doesnt matter
>he beats DC
>ends up pissing hot
>fight ruled a no contest
>no one cares by then
>DC is a "champ" who was beat by Silva and Jones
>will continue to be the asterisk champion of the ufc
>>69343426
DESPIDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>69343426
will bruce buffer be there
>>69343649
jones was on steroids too
DC is the real natty GOAT
>>69343463
And Bonnar had never been TKO'd or KO'd before.
>>69343426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Upc3-68A7E
>>69341581
i wanna pop those zits so badly fuuuuuuuck.
prelims bongtime?
>>69343367
soft a while. soon enough you'll witness a man who can bend mountains and eat lions turn your fat bogan into soup.
>>69343745
Confirmed Jones has tested positive for more than one substance.
The tainted supplement story is out the window
>>69343869
1.5
>>69343312
What is Khabib vs. RDA fight? BBJ is overrated, it works well against pure strikers, but not that effective against good grappler.
>>69343869
1.5 bongs
>>69343463
>PED side note
>implying for a second that silva wasn't
>>69343905
this only ups DC's stock
My picks for 200 are unchanged. I still think Cormier will win.
OH FUCK
Has anyone from AKA ever been caught roiding?
>>69343869
Bout a hour and 30 minutes.
Dana said globe is wrong
Said they are still finalizing the fight between two options
One is possible title and one isn't for a title
you cucks can deny it all you want but everyone gets hyped when Silva is fighting
he will always be the GOAT in our hearts doesnt matter how much of a goof he is or how shit he became
IT AINT N SUNSHINE
>>69343367
you mean le undefeated when healthy man
Not Anderson
>>69344070
>>69342587
nice try
>>69344071
I predict some casual will say jon fitch but he tested positive after he left AKA
hate it when megan tries to sound smart
so has anyone thanked Vince McMahon for saving this card from being a total disaster?
>>69344162
>Muh shitpipe
Excuses. He will rush Hunt and Hunty will send him to the next dimension with all that weight multiplied by a walk off knockout
>>69344181
it's already over
>>69344070
easy fight for DC
>>69341182
what an absolute waste of oxygen
>>69343964
yeah but wrestle fuck him?
i dont think so and BJJ is not overrated its still essential at the ground in an MMA fight
>>69344256
Lorenzo thanked him on behalf of all of us when he greased Vince's palm.
>People actually excited for Silva vs DC
Old man Anderson would get ragdolled with ease
>yfw this is Silva's comeback and will cement him as p4p God
>>69344183
google it hans
>>69343871
>implying I care about Hunt either
>implying I have more than a passing interest in this fight at best
>>69344162
lolno
Anderson hasn't won a fight in 3 years and he's old as shit. Fuck off. MMA has the dumbest fans if they think that's a good match.
>>69343865
he needs a flame thrower
but popping zits is bad, it leaves your face looking worse than before. medication/cream is the only solution
If it's not Mousasi then they aren't worth watching
>>69344551
DC is 37 dude.
im more excited now than i was about the original card
Silva is my boy
destiny awaits
>>69344551
>he's old as shit.
who is dan henderson
https://mobile.twitter.com/danawhite/status/751159899543904257/video/1
>le happy black man
>>69344672
t. gegard
>yfw it's ryan bader
is dc still cutting?
>>69344908
his wrists yeah
>>69344728
EXIIIIT LIGHT
ENTERRRRR NIGHT
>>69344807
THE EASIEST DICK IN THE DIVISION
>>69344777
Oh thats will brooks right? The new dude from lellator? I dont know if I'd be smiling if I was brand new to the ufc and fighting ross pearson.
>>69344908
Yes, he's been working out and is preparing to make the cut afaik
>yfw its Mighty Mouse
Its mousasi you fucking idiots.
silva would get btfo by dc, wouldn't be close
of course it's fake
>tfw it's fedor
>>69344807
>so i said i wanted the easiest dick in the division
>>69344745
>who is dan henderson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-T0zOqf5P8
A guy that should retire while he can still remember his own name.
Why does nobody ever remember glover?
>>69345121
because he is the most boring and generic fighter fucking ever
>>69345002
>mcdonalds fries
absolutelydisgusting.jpeg
>>69345121
he can't make the cut and he's already booked for the conor card.
>>69345087
you know he fucked hector lombard (38yo) completely?
fuck off dan is big guy
>>69345121
he's more boring and nondescript than JDS
one-dimensional boxer
>>69345002
Mcdonald's in the front, Arby's in the back
https://mobile.twitter.com/danawhite/status/751161192874250240/video/1
>le tough 115lb women
i'm retarded. can someone confirm that a UFC event is on in a few hours?
GET READY FOR DC VS MOUSASI
>>69345317
80 bings
>>69345313
>make constant sexual tension jokes
>finally intense staredown
>nips
>>69345317
yes I can confirm, you're retarded
Bec or Paige who you got?
>>69342075
And I'm pretty sure you're a delusional
>>69342075
You're delusional.
>>69345398
thank you
>>69345451
Double KO hopefully. They're both useless slags
>>69345504
>>69345540
*your
>>69345565
she looks dead inside
>>69345451
Anything but Bec... that chick is disgusting. Just walking vaginitis. I gag looking at her.
>>69345002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nck5hVKZsUY
show me a better uppercut, you can't
>>69342981
JBJ said he'd never fight Silva.
>>69344650
I pop every zit I get and the only reason my skin is shit is that I'm morbidly obese.
>>69340792
what the fucking fuck is that thing
inb4 it's fucking Bader or something
>>69345841
a dyke
>>69345451
My heart says Paige, but the loathing I have towards this fucking country says Bec.
>>69345868
fake and gay
>>69345868
Fuck off
>RDA is fighting today
>Joanna is fighting tomorrow
When was this a thing?
WOW it actually is fucking Anderson Silva, when did he even get the surgery done?
>>69346046
>Casuals
This is gonna be a casual filled weekend
What did he mean by this?
>>69346100
im hyped as fuck
>>69345689
That was beautiful.
>>69346077
>
I actually didn't realize m8..
>>69346100
IS TIME FOR NORMAL
>>69341436
>what are you gonna do? hit a gurl?
>*slaps*
>gets btfo
>*cries*
HA
HAHA
Deserved everything.
Did you know that people that do stimulants chow gums to avoid grinding their teeth or biting their tongue
Goober always looks coked as shit in the pressers
>>69345868
kys
Anderson fighting DC for the LHW belt would be the worst thing to ever happen to this sport
He's 0-3-1 in his last 4
HOW can you justify him getting a title shot a weight up?
He hasn;t won a fight since 2013
>>69346100
>Brazilian fighter
>40 year old Brazilian fighter at that
>>69345841
a intersectional feminist
>>69346100
>mfw its not for le belt
we know its not gonna last long, just do it for the bants
>>69346245
it's not for the title you fucking idiot
>>69346285
Relax
>>69346245
>tfw I have abetter record over the last 3 years than silva
Feed Cormier to the Notorious One
>>69346385
well it's pretty fuckin stupid to assume that anderson silva is going to get a title shot come on bud lol he deserved that
>>69346245
>HOW can you justify him getting a title shot a weight up?
You don't have to, because it would be a catch weight
>>69346431
You don't have to be tough all the time dude
>>69346396
same
0-0 is technically better
>>69346450
here's another idiot
You fucking stooges, it's definitely going to be Gus.
shael was right.
You know what I just realized boys?
The UFC is going to announce to opponent on a commercial during the fights tonight, probably right before the main card.
Hopefully Helwani keeps his fucking mouth shut this time lol
>>69346612
They have internet in HUEzil? Go back to worshiping your pygmy gods.
>>69341436
10/10
I missed the 202 presser, so can anyone give me a summary? Any spicy memes coming out of it?
>jon jones
>frank mir
>chad mendes
>last month
these guys aren't brazilian I am so confused. I was told only brazilians take PEDs
>Leave Cormier to me
>>69346562
Fuck off Quebec.
>>69346716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmU
>>69346716
It was shit. Nate and Conor could't hear each other so there was no back and forth trash talking.
Now that Jon Jones was caught in the anti doping who is the GOAT? GSP? Fedor?
>>69346771
you = idiot
>>69346783
>Fedora
>yfw 40 year old Anderson Silva becomes LHW champion
>>69341436
America is a shithole. How on earth is that even remotely jail worthy.
>>69346716
I was shit and the sound was horrible
>>69346794
your opinion = wgaf
>>69346716
DA CHOINEEZE ESTAM8 M0Y NET WURF AT 4.2 BILLYUN
>>69346783
Mighty Mouse is the undisputed GOAT.
HAFAEL DOS GRINGOS WILL TAKE ONE HOME FOR DA LAND
>>69346716
>>69346836
wow BTFO
>>69346783
dc, he should fight stipe next
>>69346783
Fyodor
>>69346836
Bantz?
>>69346857
kek
>>69346281
>he unironically watches the young cucks
Didn't Lombard get a 6 months suspension from USADA? Do you think Jones is going to get the same or 2 years?
Who TEAM CLAUDIA here?
>>69346836
>its a Dom Cruise pretends to be spic episode
what did he say though
>>69346783
>implying it wasn't always Anderson Silva
>implying everyone isn't on shit
>>69346931
1 year
you better screencap this
Why are Dana and Co. pushing sage northcutt so hard? he's a fucking bum.
Every fight on 200 could AT LEAST feasibly be a fight night main event. but then there's poor little sage who dana thinks could be some sexy hot superstar yet he has a monstrous ugly skull and can fight IQ
>>69346931
I really hope he doesn't get a lot
Who is the GOAT?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10692004
>#GOAT
how based are they?
