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lmaoing at the people who actually watched the 202 press conference
Upcoming events:
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez [Starts at 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]
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7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha [Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST, FS1 Prelims start at 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST, FP Prelims start at 7 PM EDT, 4 PM PDT, 12 AM BST]
7/9: UFC 200 - Hunt vs Lesnar [FP Prelims start at 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, FS1 Prelims start at 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST, Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Lineker vs McDonald
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - TBA
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
News:
>Jon Jones: I dindu nuffin
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/tearful-jon-jones-denies-ped-use-as-rep-suggests-potential-tainted-supplement
>Dana says DC will still fight at 200
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ufc-president-says-champ-daniel-cormier-will-still-fight-at-ufc-200
Other links:
>UFC 200 Embedded EP 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z6sSijyBaE
>UFC 200: It's Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mehYIYq4egE
First for no sleep
>J.......Jon?
1st jef
Schaub is cancer
>>69340991
i'm sorry daniel you can still suck my dick if you want i knew this was important to you
>>69340955
>tfw american fitefan
good OP OP unlike that fanzant cunt
>DC still hasn't had his opponent announced
heem yourself, Silva.
>Bisping just won the 185 pound title," he said. "Let me tell you what Bisping does in his off season. When Bisping's not training, he goes on a bender. He's in no condition to fight Daniel Cormier. I promise you that. I don't even have to ask him.
What did he mean by this?
First for DC vs. Gus 2 will be official soon
>>69341120
May Schaub have mercy on your soul.
>>69341286
For sure they've got someone lined up. Just figuring out numbers my man.
fucking dykes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0kyPotqOc0
>>69341286
Why should that matter for anyone besides the two people fighting?
They'll announce it later or tomorrow
https://mobile.twitter.com/danawhite/status/751142358457069568/video/1
What does Conor say he wants to see?
>>69341120
kick rocks, cheeto fingers.
Could the average man beat a minimum weight female UFC fighter?
I'm pretty sure I couldn't suffocate her to death with my 300 pound body.
ilir latifi lads
>>69341310
Excited for Gus to get his 2nd win over DC.
HOW TO MAKE MMA LESS OF A SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
>remove medical suspensions
>remove drug testing
>remove gloves
>remove judges
>tell the refs to stop stopping fights so early
Maybe Jones is just trolling
Babyrage Cormier will never fight against Jones.
Cormier is getting old, after 2 years he is way too old, fat fuck and old.
Having that one loss against Jones is going to haunt Cormier rest of his life.
>>69341485
>average man
>300 pound body
>>69341436
kek good job
>>69341310
what gives you that idea?
>>69341297
he's been doing shots in Cabo, which as everyone knows is the literal worst perparation for a short notice fight
>>69341436
protect yourself at ALL times
>>69341591
>check flag
>remember that lads deepfry literally everything
>>69341591
i think he means untrained by average
>Jim Sanchez vs Thiago Gomi
who you got /heem/?
>>69341310
Literally WHO GIVES A FUCK
>CM Punk is going to fight before Jon Vs. DC 2 happens
JUST end this gay sport already
>>69341766
Jim Gomi
>>69341766
Takanori Alves
>mfw dc just keeps getting cucked
>no face
>>69341485
Im pretty sure I could beat every female fighter except Cyborg
And this is coming from a 5'7 140 pounds manlet
>>69341425
BORK LASER
>>69341818
>CM Punk
>Fighting
>Putting his undefeated record on the line
He's going to retire unbeaten, lad.
>>69341436
>Sucker punching a girl
Lower than a pack of niggers. She deserved to be heemd tho
so apparently cormier has got an opponent
we know that the opponent isnt swedish, who could it be?
>tfw you can't here any hear
These mics are fucked up
I'm DCs opponent
AMA
>>69342374
Are you looking forward to the succ?
>>69342374
what you gonna do against his takedowns
>>69341436
PILLOW HANDS
>>69341581
One well placed hit and you could make thirty of those explode at once.
>>69342440
Yes, I'm going to be edging for the next couple days in preparation.
>>69342374
can you wrestle
yo i cant hear any fights
this card is fucked up
>>69342374
do you succ dik?
>>69342374
Hello Anderson
If it's Anderson I called that shit last night.
>>69342295
It's Mousnoozi
>>69342587
ANDERSON FUCKING SILVA?
>>69342587
i dont habeeb it
So do the people that picked DC get him as a win on the heem fight pics?
>>69342587
>>69342649
pls be real
>>69341573
also remove rounds and allow headbutts
>>69342587
kek if anderson fights his career is completely over
>>69342587
is this real
THE GOAT IS COMING FOR CORMIER
>Implying he won't be heemed into the shadow realm
>>69342587
wtf UFC 200 is good again now
>>69342587
wew
>>69342587
OH MY
FUCKING GOD
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
IM CUMMING
IM LITERALLY CUMMING
FUCKKKKKFJIDVJGGR3
also its actually legit, site is trust
http://sportv.globo.com/site/combate/noticia/2016/07/anderson-silva-substitui-jon-jones-e-encara-daniel-cormier-no-ufc-200.html
>>69342810
GSP when?
Guys, if Anderson wins we might see JBJ vs Andy in New York
>>69342925
>Gastelum pulls
>GSP willing to step in to rematch Hendricks
>>69342981
It's a catchweight fight, no title
>>69341573
What if they use gloves with rusted barbed wire
>>69342981
article says not for the title
>Jon tested positive for testosterone because he was taking male-enhancement supplements in order to last against D.C succ
This is insanity.
>>69342981
It won't be for the title.
>>69342880
says the belt is not on the line, what is this, a 220 catchweight?
>>69342981
I will never pay for a Jon Jones fight, he's terrible for the sport and I hope he never fights again
>>69342981
In 2018 when Silva is like 44?
>>69342737
khabib it
>>69343056
dc vs silva foooooooooooook
>>69342981
>jbj fighting anytime soon
underestimate brock -MY boy- at your own peril you utter utter fools.
>>69343115
he will get wrestle fucked
boring fight
I honestly believe Anderson would beat DC. I will put money on Anderson. He can stay on the outside and pepper DC with strikes. Shit he can end it in the first minute with that steven seagull kick
>>69342587
for LHW strap??
dc will bring silva to suplex city
>yfw Anderson KO's Cormier ded
>>69343172
have fun to wrestlefuck an blackbelt BJJ
dis gun be good im sure m8
>>69342649
It is true
I back
>>69343172
that's a fun fight
>>69343146
>le is a fighter but cant take a hit to the face man is your boy
Anderson Knows
ANDERSONNNNN
THE SPIDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SILLLLLLLLVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This is gonna be a one sided fight, a Anderson with no training fighting a wrestler who was training for a 5 round war. Weidman overpowerd Silva can you imagine what DC will do
Dana bless
Anderson Silva has as many 1st round finishes at LHW as Jon Jones does, and Andersons not even in that division
Jones has had 17 UFC fights, all at LHW; he's finished Vladimir Matyushenko, Brandon Vera, and Chael Sonnen in the first round.
Anderson moved up from MW to LHW 3 times in the UFC and went 3 for 3, with KO's over James Irvin and Forrest Griffin and a TKO over Stephan Bonnar in the first round.
SIDE NOTE: Irvin, Griffin, and Bonnar were all on PEDs at the time; all 3 tested positive after the fight
>>69343295
Not the worst outcome by far.
>>69343329
will you take viagra again for this fight? DC is ready to succ you know
DC would legit end Silva's career. Better than nothing I guess.
>it's anderson
>he's been roiding
>doesnt matter
>he beats DC
>ends up pissing hot
>fight ruled a no contest
>no one cares by then
>DC is a "champ" who was beat by Silva and Jones
>will continue to be the asterisk champion of the ufc
>>69343426
DESPIDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>69343426
will bruce buffer be there
>>69343649
jones was on steroids too
DC is the real natty GOAT
>>69343463
And Bonnar had never been TKO'd or KO'd before.
>>69343426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Upc3-68A7E
>>69341581
i wanna pop those zits so badly fuuuuuuuck.
prelims bongtime?
>>69343367
soft a while. soon enough you'll witness a man who can bend mountains and eat lions turn your fat bogan into soup.
>>69343745
Confirmed Jones has tested positive for more than one substance.
The tainted supplement story is out the window
>>69343869
1.5
>>69343312
What is Khabib vs. RDA fight? BBJ is overrated, it works well against pure strikers, but not that effective against good grappler.
>>69343869
1.5 bongs
>>69343463
>PED side note
>implying for a second that silva wasn't
>>69343905
this only ups DC's stock
My picks for 200 are unchanged. I still think Cormier will win.
OH FUCK
Has anyone from AKA ever been caught roiding?
>>69343869
Bout a hour and 30 minutes.
Dana said globe is wrong
Said they are still finalizing the fight between two options
One is possible title and one isn't for a title
you cucks can deny it all you want but everyone gets hyped when Silva is fighting
he will always be the GOAT in our hearts doesnt matter how much of a goof he is or how shit he became
IT AINT N SUNSHINE
>>69343367
you mean le undefeated when healthy man
Not Anderson
>>69344070
>>69342587
nice try
>>69344071
I predict some casual will say jon fitch but he tested positive after he left AKA
hate it when megan tries to sound smart
so has anyone thanked Vince McMahon for saving this card from being a total disaster?
>>69344162
>Muh shitpipe
Excuses. He will rush Hunt and Hunty will send him to the next dimension with all that weight multiplied by a walk off knockout
>>69344181
it's already over
>>69344070
easy fight for DC
>>69341182
what an absolute waste of oxygen
>>69343964
yeah but wrestle fuck him?
i dont think so and BJJ is not overrated its still essential at the ground in an MMA fight
>>69344256
Lorenzo thanked him on behalf of all of us when he greased Vince's palm.
>People actually excited for Silva vs DC
Old man Anderson would get ragdolled with ease
>yfw this is Silva's comeback and will cement him as p4p God
>>69344183
google it hans
>>69343871
>implying I care about Hunt either
>implying I have more than a passing interest in this fight at best
>>69344162
lolno
Anderson hasn't won a fight in 3 years and he's old as shit. Fuck off. MMA has the dumbest fans if they think that's a good match.
>>69343865
he needs a flame thrower
but popping zits is bad, it leaves your face looking worse than before. medication/cream is the only solution
If it's not Mousasi then they aren't worth watching
>>69344551
DC is 37 dude.
im more excited now than i was about the original card
Silva is my boy
destiny awaits
>>69344551
>he's old as shit.
who is dan henderson
https://mobile.twitter.com/danawhite/status/751159899543904257/video/1
>le happy black man
>>69344672
t. gegard
>yfw it's ryan bader
is dc still cutting?
>>69344908
his wrists yeah
>>69344728
EXIIIIT LIGHT
ENTERRRRR NIGHT
>>69344807
THE EASIEST DICK IN THE DIVISION
>>69344777
Oh thats will brooks right? The new dude from lellator? I dont know if I'd be smiling if I was brand new to the ufc and fighting ross pearson.
>>69344908
Yes, he's been working out and is preparing to make the cut afaik
>yfw its Mighty Mouse
Its mousasi you fucking idiots.
silva would get btfo by dc, wouldn't be close
of course it's fake
>tfw it's fedor
>>69344807
>so i said i wanted the easiest dick in the division
>>69344745
>who is dan henderson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-T0zOqf5P8
A guy that should retire while he can still remember his own name.
Why does nobody ever remember glover?
>>69345121
because he is the most boring and generic fighter fucking ever
>>69345002
>mcdonalds fries
absolutelydisgusting.jpeg
>>69345121
he can't make the cut and he's already booked for the conor card.
>>69345087
you know he fucked hector lombard (38yo) completely?
fuck off dan is big guy
>>69345121
he's more boring and nondescript than JDS
one-dimensional boxer
>>69345002
Mcdonald's in the front, Arby's in the back
https://mobile.twitter.com/danawhite/status/751161192874250240/video/1
>le tough 115lb women
i'm retarded. can someone confirm that a UFC event is on in a few hours?
GET READY FOR DC VS MOUSASI
>>69345317
80 bings
>>69345313
>make constant sexual tension jokes
>finally intense staredown
>nips
>>69345317
yes I can confirm, you're retarded
Bec or Paige who you got?
>>69342075
And I'm pretty sure you're a delusional
>>69342075
You're delusional.
>>69345398
thank you
>>69345451
Double KO hopefully. They're both useless slags
>>69345504
>>69345540
*your
>>69345565
she looks dead inside
>>69345451
Anything but Bec... that chick is disgusting. Just walking vaginitis. I gag looking at her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nck5hVKZsUY
show me a better uppercut, you can't
>>69342981
JBJ said he'd never fight Silva.
>>69344650
I pop every zit I get and the only reason my skin is shit is that I'm morbidly obese.
>>69340792
what the fucking fuck is that thing
inb4 it's fucking Bader or something
>>69345841
a dyke
>>69345451
My heart says Paige, but the loathing I have towards this fucking country says Bec.
>>69345868
fake and gay
>>69345868
Fuck off
>RDA is fighting today
>Joanna is fighting tomorrow
When was this a thing?
WOW it actually is fucking Anderson Silva, when did he even get the surgery done?
>>69346046
>Casuals
This is gonna be a casual filled weekend
What did he mean by this?
>>69346100
im hyped as fuck
>>69345689
That was beautiful.
>>69346077
>
I actually didn't realize m8..
>>69346100
IS TIME FOR NORMAL
>>69341436
>what are you gonna do? hit a gurl?
>*slaps*
>gets btfo
>*cries*
HA
HAHA
Deserved everything.
Did you know that people that do stimulants chow gums to avoid grinding their teeth or biting their tongue
Goober always looks coked as shit in the pressers
>>69345868
kys
Anderson fighting DC for the LHW belt would be the worst thing to ever happen to this sport
He's 0-3-1 in his last 4
HOW can you justify him getting a title shot a weight up?
He hasn;t won a fight since 2013
>>69346100
>Brazilian fighter
>40 year old Brazilian fighter at that
>>69345841
a intersectional feminist
>>69346100
>mfw its not for le belt
we know its not gonna last long, just do it for the bants
>>69346245
it's not for the title you fucking idiot
>>69346285
Relax
>>69346245
>tfw I have abetter record over the last 3 years than silva
Feed Cormier to the Notorious One
>>69346385
well it's pretty fuckin stupid to assume that anderson silva is going to get a title shot come on bud lol he deserved that
>>69346245
>HOW can you justify him getting a title shot a weight up?
You don't have to, because it would be a catch weight
>>69346431
You don't have to be tough all the time dude
>>69346396
same
0-0 is technically better
>>69346450
here's another idiot
You fucking stooges, it's definitely going to be Gus.
shael was right.
You know what I just realized boys?
The UFC is going to announce to opponent on a commercial during the fights tonight, probably right before the main card.
Hopefully Helwani keeps his fucking mouth shut this time lol
>>69346612
They have internet in HUEzil? Go back to worshiping your pygmy gods.
>>69341436
10/10
I missed the 202 presser, so can anyone give me a summary? Any spicy memes coming out of it?
>jon jones
>frank mir
>chad mendes
>last month
these guys aren't brazilian I am so confused. I was told only brazilians take PEDs
>Leave Cormier to me
>>69346562
Fuck off Quebec.
>>69346716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib05WP7JOmU
>>69346716
It was shit. Nate and Conor could't hear each other so there was no back and forth trash talking.
Now that Jon Jones was caught in the anti doping who is the GOAT? GSP? Fedor?
>>69346771
you = idiot
>>69346783
>Fedora
>yfw 40 year old Anderson Silva becomes LHW champion
>>69341436
America is a shithole. How on earth is that even remotely jail worthy.
>>69346716
I was shit and the sound was horrible
>>69346794
your opinion = wgaf
>>69346716
DA CHOINEEZE ESTAM8 M0Y NET WURF AT 4.2 BILLYUN
>>69346783
Mighty Mouse is the undisputed GOAT.
HAFAEL DOS GRINGOS WILL TAKE ONE HOME FOR DA LAND
>>69346836
wow BTFO
>>69346783
dc, he should fight stipe next
>>69346783
Fyodor
>>69346836
Bantz?
>>69346857
kek
>>69346281
>he unironically watches the young cucks
Didn't Lombard get a 6 months suspension from USADA? Do you think Jones is going to get the same or 2 years?
Who TEAM CLAUDIA here?
>>69346836
>its a Dom Cruise pretends to be spic episode
what did he say though
>>69346783
>implying it wasn't always Anderson Silva
>implying everyone isn't on shit
>>69346931
1 year
you better screencap this
Why are Dana and Co. pushing sage northcutt so hard? he's a fucking bum.
Every fight on 200 could AT LEAST feasibly be a fight night main event. but then there's poor little sage who dana thinks could be some sexy hot superstar yet he has a monstrous ugly skull and can fight IQ
>>69346931
I really hope he doesn't get a lot
Who is the GOAT?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10692004
>#GOAT
how based are they?
>>69347010
>Aldo
>MM
>No BJ
Fuck of casual
>>69346931
Two substances popped, potential 4 years
>>69346931
Longer than Nick Diaz's suspension
>>69346972
Whoever passed the anti doping is clean, mate.
Jon Jones and Silva both have a tainted legacy.
>>69347052
anyone answering anything other than might mouse is a casual
>>69345504
>>69345540
>being able to beat girls
>"delusional"
>>69346943
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHkueh7AtrH/
>between how he fights in the pocket and the neck tattoos you would think Pearson was Mexican
>>69347134
>implying
>>69346942
she is ugly af
>>69347215
>My precious.
Will this be the first time someone coming off of 2 losses headlines a PPV?
>I think prime BJ Penn was a real thing and he could heem anyone
>i rate mighty mouse
>>69347143
for me its clearly jon jones idgaf how he is outside the octagon.i like mike tyson also more then ali i think i have a fetish for bad guys
>>69347174
some libcuck called that racist? really?
>>69347134
You're a fucking dummy if you don't think the vast majority of pro fighters/athletes, ESPECIALLY the top ones, aren't all using PEDs, with rare exception.
People make a living selling the juice to athletes and helping them circumvent testing. When it comes down to the wire you hear about them evading the test (aldo, wanderlei), not giving a fuck or pushing a court case blaming tainted supplements
Silva is goat.
1 bong to go boys
lads I missed the Jones crying conference
give me a rundown
>>69346716
they asked Nate if he was surprised about Jones, and he admitted that everyone is on steroids
This guy is telling me that Brock Lesnar+150 is a mortal lock. Thoughts?
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3277654&mc=19&forum_id=2
>>69347268
Probably. It might well happen again soon should conor lose to nate.
>>69347355
preach it britbong
I swear mma fans are naive children sometimes
>>69347378
cried like a bitch
left
came back
cried some more
fin
>>69347052
There's literally no argument whatsoever that Anderson is GOAT.
The main reason for the fact that it is even discussed is that GSP stopped finishing people and because the moneygrubbing Jews called the Fertittas never managed to line their pockets with money through Fedor.
>>69346716
Don't bro, don't watch it
Shitshow with bad sound. Only redeeming thing was Dana getting shat on over and over again until his head glowed molten red like an angry pimple about to explode
>>69347143
Cruz
>>69347420
>That site
Is this 1998?
>>69347268
diaz and silva
>>69347355
Agreed.
Which makes bisbong more admirable.
>>69347486
kek
i feel the flashback too
>>69347473
I would love to call him p4p but he some way to go, but def has the potential
Is Chris the natty goat?
>>69347355
Silva isn't GOAT even if he never pissed hot.
Let alone now after he's been proven to be a cheater.
>>69347500
>bisbong is natty
MMAFighting.com
@MMAFighting
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>"""People""" actually belive in the Fedor and BJ Penn meme
>>69346783
Jose Aldo or Demetrious Johnson
>>69347378
>give me a rundown
He cried, Pissed a little on the floor, The End
>>69347537
>chris
>natty
Everyone discussing UFC 200, 202.
Fite Nite is already starting lads, get a grip.
The true GOAT is either Anderson Silva or Jose Aldo.
Looks like I have to turn elsewhere for MMA news.
If Anderson wins that fight he is the biggest troll of all time
>>69342587
>Anderson in 2016 without roids
Even I'd have more chance against DC.
>>69347495
diaz 1 2 5
>>69347439
>>69347621
Ariel said he seemed sincere, but he's a liar/shit judge of character
Was it just croc tears or has he finally realised he dun goof'd?
>>69347763
>Was it just croc tears or has he finally realised he dun goof'd?
He knows his career is over
>>69347763
He was feeling sorry for himself, no real defense, or outrage at being popped for something he didn't do. He acted like the game was up, and it most likely is. He has been popped for 2 substances so a potential 4 year ban on the cards
>>69347716
>le troll xD
I hope he either wins or gets permaheemed though. Only two ways to make 200 good.
DC vs Silva is an utterly retarded matchup
>>69347538
silva - goat
gsp - arguable goat
jon - great fighter but resume of old men
fedor - lmao
you could argue legends/wildcards at a push (royce, randy, sakuraba, shamrock, bj) but thats what it comes down to
>>69347645
The whole card is on fight pass. Fuck that shit.
>>69347909
>He has been popped for 2 substances so a potential 4 year ban on the cards
fuuuuck
>>69347923
how you can forget me boi
>>69347900
Conor being humble was something that shouldn't happen
>>69347923
>Putting Silva above GSP
Bork QA https://youtu.be/uQKCOb9jB3A
Hunt QA https://youtu.be/IENE83rBrSY
>>69347986
forget to post pic
>MFW standing by the duomo at night waiting to heem faggots who come to play pokemon go
>>69347628
Yes
Herrera
Vieira
Sanders
Doane
Birchak
Baghdad
Duffy
Lewis
Those are my picks for today.
>I rate GSP
>>69347763
the man is an egomaniac. he felt sorry for himself. you can tell because when the topic spins to how great he is he cracks a fucking smile right after shedding tears
>>69347923
>silva - goat
>jon - great fighter but resume of old men
>Implying Silva has a beeter resume than GSP OR Jon
>>69348122
>October 29th, 2011
>>69348109
forgetting anything ?
HUEHEUEHUEHEUE
>>69347992
>shitting all over the organization in front of the boss
>my net worth is 4.2 billion
not humble at all lol. the fucking balls of the guy to basically roast the boss man dana instead of nate. it would have been funnier if we got more animosity between him and nate that that little staredown at the end but apparently matt hamill was on sound duty
>>69348217
Why would I bet my money on something I haven't the slightest idea on who is going to win? From those, the wildest guess was Herrera beating Luque.
>>69346836
>dummy
That's my boy!
DC would heem Fedor in 90 seconds, tops.
Who /realfightfan/ here?
>>69348370
Do you have to give card info and shit for the free 7 day trial?
3 weeks since last event
>inb4 the c leagues
We are kicking off INTERNATIONAL FIGHTWEEK in 28 bings
I can't believe you dummies aren't more hyped
>GSP has a better resume than Jon Jones
is anyone enough of a goof to disagree with this statement?
>2 years later...
>gustafsson vs jones for LHW title
>gus by brutal knee KO
>jones is kill
>40 year old MW who hasn't won a fight since 2012
>>69348400
yes
>>69346783
It was already Fedor.
>>69348415
No. Getting popped for PED destroys your resume. Anderson and Jones are both out of GOAT contention.
>>69348425
>implying he didn't beat Diaz
>inb4 hurr durr its a NC
>>69348136
gsp has a great resume comparable to silva's but he never really had any flair with his fighting that made him stand out
...but come on jon is at least one step below. a couple of silvas leftovers, old men and decent guys like gus and DC. it was fun to watch him throw unorthodox strikes to begin with but he's become a blatant eyepoking decision machine
>>69348420
>>69348504
that is stupid. they are all on PEDs. when will you stop being naive?
GET YOUR PICKS IN NOW
>>69348506
Considering Anderson was juiced to the tities and was decently bigger, that performance was shit.
>>69348506
He popped for steroids faggot and barely won a decision over a journeyman
I'm the ghost of Christmas future and RDA and Big Country win. cap this
>>69348534
>GSP...never really had any flair with his fighting
What the actual fuck are you talking about r-tard?
>>69348504
>implying GSP was natty
come on bud
I'm just saying the people Jon beat were in large part old men past their prime.
GSP faced top competition
>>69348564
Demtrious Johnson is not PEDs.
>>69348571
>journeyman
RUDE
>>69348571
>>69348567
He fought a careful fight after coming back from snapping his leg in half
the first 2 prelims are not interesting at all
>>69348586
wow, the two favourites. cheers ghost
>>69348615
I actually inclined to believe this
lads its time to drain the serpent again
>>69348534
GSP fought with his brain and is overall more well rounded AKA simply a better martial artist.
Silva's best win was Vitor who wasnt even at his peak like he was when Jon beat him.
>>69348504
Man. E-V-E-R-Y top athlete is on the fuckin juice.
Its funny when people say things like you say, it's totally irrelevant.
I also find it hilarious when people say "lets just let all fighters use PEDs"... because lo and behold that's exactly whats what.
>>69348586
Go home america.
>Your drunk.
>>69348688
>tfw you will never eat her pussy
Why live?
>>69348653
are you from the future
>>69348611
189ers weren't born when GSP cucked 3 generations of fighters in the UFC's deepest division.
>>69348565
The dude to the left on most of em
>>69348688
JUST LET ME PUT A BABY INSIDE HER
FIGHTS SOON
>>69348615
>the guy who is always trying so hard to convince people he doesn't take ANY supplements is not on PEDs
>>69348694
Yeah but we saw in Pride what happens when they don't even test... IT'S AWESOME!
Guys beating tests is not as good as just not testing at all. Not by a long shot.
Whu do fighters always shit on whoever is caught calling him a cheater and all that shit (when everyone is on roids)?
>disgusted by that guy, be a man and fight cleanly
>>69348688
miesha might actually be one of the few natty
>>69348565
i don't know a single fighter on the first half of this card
>>69348688
>11 pounds in 24 hours
>already gaunt
Do they remove her implants for the fight?
>>69348611
im talking jabbing your way in for a double leg every single fucking fight with few exceptions
>>69348564
>everyone is on peds so its ok when they get popped
If everyone is on peds and hes stupid enough to get caught, then he still doendst deserve goat status
Realgoats cheat and get away with it; GSP
Im take my ass to an night shop to get some snacks brb faggots
>>69348586
made me laugh.
Anyone coming to the JUST FUCK MY CAREER UP(tm) party?
>>69348745
I don't understand how this negates GSP of flair. Does flair have a different meaning to you cousin fuckers?
>>69348796
Fighters like her are the ones I assume juice the most. The ones on the fringe of the top that lack any real tactical advantages.
>>69348772
He doesn't though. He only says it when asked by journo so.
Plus Matt Hume hates PEDs, just watch his interviews.
>>69348876
>Combined 0-4 recent record
kek
>>69348832
>GSP did steroids
Back to Sherdog, lad. Only cheeto fingers believe that.
>>69348688
>bryan fucking caraway gets to eat out her asshole
there is no justice in this world.
Lads, lads, I think it is true indeed
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHky0XLhdXD/?taken-by=spiderandersonsilva
>Im take my ass to an night shop to get some snacks brb faggots
>>69348795
its also funny that the most obvious of the roiders talk the most shit
>implying Henderson is not on the juice at this age
hell it would be fun if even Belfort called some shit on Jones
Does anyone really wanna see Silva die?
god damnit
>>69348945
>146
>Day before
Jesus
i love how conor and diaz both have awful posture
they look like hunched over teenagers fighting over some girl desu
>>69348938
Confirmed """"""refugee""""""
I think it's obvious what's happened here, DC or someone in his camp has somehow sneaked PeD's into Jon Jones food.
>>69348885
That's not how you use neg8 m8. GSP's signature move is a fuckin superman punch.
>>69348822
Pls stop, the guy had flair, theres no way around it.
>>69348945
GOOD
FUCKING
LORD
>>69348923
this
everyone knows gsp was on HGH, not roids
>>69348931
I dont speak huenigger, translate that shit
>>69348885
gsp and silva are goats. who's better, the wrestle fucker or the guy who makes highlight reel finishes? i mean fuck even silvas fall from grace was more iconic than the entire second half of gsp's career
of course we're talking in broad strokes here; silva has had a couple fucking awful fights and gsp has demolished people spectacularly (that fuck jon fitch comes to mind) but overall the highlights of silvas career eclipse those of gsp's
>>69348995
DC laced his mouth with PEDs and applied them to jon's genitals during succ
>>69348945
FUCK she's perfect.
>>69348955
Lmao that came off REALLY wrong
who is p4p greatest heemer?
>>69349024
>muh hgh gut meme
>>69349087
him
>>69349070
>>69349070
Reem Heem
>It pays to be a winner? Maybe, maybe not. Obviously everything has a shelf life. The improvement requires self-awareness to know when to speed up their efforts and when to just park them. But here in MUAY THAI COLLEGE In the train until it is impossible to go wrong. And we never parked, because life is like water, if you stop it rots Is a tip !! Vegas here we come
>>69348868
Get me some popcorn.
>bitch
>>69348995
usada like nearly everything else in America is controlled by the zionist mafia, theres a reason they chose to sting jones/dana with this only 2 days before 200, so that they could not find a replacement, they could have pulled this shit a week ago but they waited instead knowing full well the timing to 200
>>69349140
How are they doing that?
alright you fuckers im back
and yes im outlandish come at me you suckers
>>69349140
Jenny Andrade is WAY too far away for that to be heaven.
>>69349167
Cerrone has gravitational control powers.
>>69349200
Who?
>>69348987
conors posture is pretty beautiful desu
>>69349200
what did you get
>>69349217
everyone who has a problem with it
>>69349230
a pack of chips and coca cola
>>69349048
I totally agree with you; just not with the "GSP doesn't have flair" comment. Just the guys athleticism when wrestling shows flair.
>>69349043
>Is being a winner worth it?
>Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
>Obviously everyone has an expiration date.
>Getting better requires self-awareness to know when to increase your efforts and when to simply give up. But here in MUAY THAI COLLEGE we train until it is impossible to make mistakes. And we never give up, for life is like water, if it stays still it rots to the top. Vegas, here we come.
r8 my hue brs
>>69349005
jesus christ man get a clue
i didnt say he doesn't have any spectacle to him, his performances are impressive, but spiders are just more so
silva is an anomaly
gsp is a perfect fighter blueprint
they're both great. i pick silva though.
Man, it doesn't even feel like we have 3 nights of fighting in a row coming up, culminating in UFC 200
what is an alvaro herrera?
merry Christmas to brock lesnar
>>69349209
For real...
>>69349288
im not gonna scroll up and see if i said "gsp has no flair" but the crux is >>69349297
>>69349297
I think I'm arguing with you on two different posts lel. I'm samefag
>>69349316
He's such a goof.
>>69349332
I cannot wait until ass implants are more common-place.
>>69349360
lol. my bad i dont know what the fuck is going on or where this discussion is leading i'm fuckin bored
"Steroids? What you talking about steroids? Don't be putting my name in steroids. I'm major against that" - JON JONES.
STREAM WHERE
where's the gamethread familias?
WE ROOOOOOOOOOOOLAN
I've never understood why are people paying for fightpass and ppv in the era of 720 livestreams and torrents
you can literally go full hd on your tv with a simple hdmi
ITS NEARLY TIME!
Wew there's already a new UFC 200 promo without JBJ
>>69349481
I can't find a 720 livestream
IIIIIITS TIMMMMEEEEE
oh yes
>>69349476
My game is in you mums thread, if you know what I mean
>>69349440
It's cool senpai, I'm on the same boat; action soon.
>>69349043
Kek, like most irishmen you pbbly don't even speak your own language, wouldn't expect you to know anything besides english.
>>69349290
It's fine :D
>>69349489
>>69349532
Time for what?
What event is showing now?
I'm really hungry.
What do
BOOM ROASTED
>>69349524
protip
russian streaming sites mate
>>69349569
prelims starting
>>69349569
brock vs hunt
>rhenjaicheck
all they have to do is ask her name
why the fuck do they advertise fight pass on fight pass?
>>69349569
RDA vs Alvarez, Fight Pass exclusive card
Literally in the OP
>>69349589
I don't know them
>>69346245
0-3 with 1 no contest; he didn't have a draw.
>>69349600
>>69349604
>>69349617
Got a link? Sorry i'm dumb i'm new to all this UFC thing, i've been looking everywhere
>>69349608
For us pirates.
>>69349608
>never enough shekels.
>>69349608
to get the people who watch an illegal stream to not be worthless degenerates
>>69349608
Make sure you stay subscribed
Entice streamers
game thread where?
>>69349633
USE GOOGLE M9
>>69349633
ufc.tv
plebbit /r/MMAStreams if you're a goof
>>69349568
>like most irishmen you pbbly don't even speak your own language
Is maith liom Cáca Milis
>>69349636
they would make more shekels putting an advertisement for some other business or w.e that would pay them for the ad spot
>>69349617
obviously cant post it here but anything with ru at the end streaming sports event will do provided you have adblock
>>69349633
r/mmastreams bud
>Nigh on 18 hours of UFC in 3 nights
Lads....
>>69349633
http://streamendous.com/channel12.php
>>69349709
im ready dad
you know remember Bellal "remember the name" Mohammad
>>69349684
Nice, now you can talk to another 5 people with that :D
findminecraft.com/video/ufc-fight-night--90-stream
HD stream
>>69340792
watching that made me feel raped, i feel disgusted my god
>>69349709
feels when I have a £100+ T in the Park ticket but not goes as it classes with muh UFC <3
>>69349744
>implying i ever forgot
reminder to post spoilers for goofs on illegal, delayed streams
>>69349684
>Milseáin
Not even once
>BELIEVE YOU ME BUDDY
name a more hated fighter
>>69349782
HOLY SHIT
HEEM SLEEPY
>>69349765
>>69349732
It's just so long man, every card doesn't have to be ~6 hours bro
>>69349754
screamer, dirty favela monkey
>>69346716
>Everybody's on steroids
>>69349754
you cheeky breeky
>>69349765
geez it
>>69349782
m8 fightpass has a delay from the illegal streams
>ufc event with out alcohol
findmycock.com/juice/Daniel-Cormier-90-stream
Why do you watch the prelims?
Honestly speaking
>>69349633
find minecraft
>>69349782
Fuck you man
Who is fighting now?
name of song??
get in /heemspeak/
WE ARE LIIIIIIVE
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>69349848
>>69349848
>>69349848
>>69349848
>>69349848
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>69349633
>WWW.DANA.COM/FUCKYOUPAYME
>>69349827
Told my pals I was ill kek.
>feels when I should be in a field with chicks and e but picked men wrestling instead
>>69349850
You're supposed to have it play in the background while you do more productive things like workout or fap
>>69349803
I haven't been watching TUF. Is that why everyone's been hating on Joanna? How much of an ultra bitch did she become?
I can't bring myself to watch it because I don't want to hate her.
>>69349856
herrera v luque
>>69349687
But wouldn't have subliminal uses for not turning off this WWF level shite
They should bring back Chuck and have him fight DC... I think he has one more fight left in the tank
>>69349904
>Told my pals I was ill
so reliable
>>69349914
The trash talking this season has been utter shit due to them both being foreign.
>>69350112
Look at us, arguing about GSP one minute and being #relatable the next <3
>>69348729
>or booty
>>69343865
He'd probably die, they are in the danger zone.
What the FUCK Jon Jones... Been out of reception / internet for the last week... VERY angry right now >:(
>>69351288
A thread behind lad but yeah, not the best of news is it
>>69342244
>"girl"
women don't act like animals, that sucker punch was gold
>>69348796
>breast implants
>natty
>>69347143
Anyone answering mighty mouse is a manlet
what are the odds of jones jumping the gate and fighting cormier at 200?
he's just gotta be desperate enough.
RDA or Alvarez?
