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Bolts sweep in 5
>not cat edition
>shitty /r9k/ meme edition
you suck OP
>a fucking cat
faggot sharks redditors GET OUT
>>67215380
>nigger cat
>letting a walking curse get on your ice
>>67215379
I know and I'm going to celebrate by sucking off my girlfriend
>>67215404
ok 555
>mfw Sharks - Islander SCF
>car
>The public don't care about the NHL now that the blackhawks were eliminated.
Justified because of the amount of refpuck that happened against them.
minor league qts?
>mfw wardo wins a cup against the caps
>>67215438
>mfw
GO BOLTS
GIRL PENIS FOR ALL
>>67215392
Lol enjoy whatever minority infested shithole you left for Berniecuck
>>67215413
>>67215459
How long to you plan on forcing this?
>>67215447
I thought for sure the reddithawks would have left
>>67215484
How long do you plan to keep misjudging my intent?
A FUCKING PIZZA
>>67215499
>implying aint louis isnt getting swept
>>67215464
Lol nice try bud. My town is 95% white abd obviously voting trump. Enjoy your fat ugly women that chew tobacco though. Typical Montanan desu
>>67215447
>>67215499
>redditsharks trying to force reddithawks
>>67215472
does she have polio?
Glad the Sharks anally Rekt the meth smoking dirty goon Inbreds
>>67215525
>t.that one salty Canadian hawks fan
>>67215535
>analslime
>0-4 game 7 at home
>>67215528
>anon in charge of knowing about stockings
>>67215380
With Meme Magic on their side
Can anyone stop the Snorks run to the Cup now?
>>67215546
>t. fuckboy bitch faggot
>>67215523
Go check on your wife's son you limp wristed cuck
>>67215552
Move to Detroit
>No son, you can't watch the hockey game tonight
What did she mean by this?
>>67215553
>anon in charge of jokes
>you will never get a hot-n-ready pizza for $5 at the dough lewis arena
JUST
who /car/ here
>>67215588
>t. shlomo shekelstein
>>67215575
I checked their backpage already and it's pretty lacking compared to Tampa. Also they don't have based publix subs. I'm not trying to find a hooker though I'm looking for a long term relationship with a trans girl. Someone must know.
>>67215571
gross tats
>>67215611
t. granpa
>>67215595
Go be a dumb nigger somewhere else.
>>67215570
>c-cuck
lmao btfo you fucking cow
Don't you have a rodeo to go to? Why ate you in a hockey thread? There's no hockey in montucky. Not even a pro team of any sport
>>67215588
How did anyone think this was a good idea? Is there a stadium in any sport with a worse name
>tranpa gay lgbtning
>>67215623
>>67215571
neat i think this girl just grew her hair out all season
>>67215630
You sound like a literal autist. Go back to /r9k/ faggot.
So what team does does Boudreau get to take to and lose Game 7s with next?
>>67215639
here is a nice jewish girl grandpa
>hnic literally has to be broadcasted in Arabic to please the refugees
Lmao
>>67215658
Ottawa
Does it count as losing my virginity if I fuck a tranny? I'm asking for a friend
>>67215642
this fucking faggot has singlehandedly ruined my /hoc/ experience
>>67215655
Once you go back to the farm Seth. This is a hockey thread
good night hoc
>>67215677
only if you top
>least coast """females"""
>>67215680
>letting a guy who spends his time false flagging to talk about dick bother you
This might not be the right place for you
>>67215690
east coast girls have the best accents though
>>67215670
see you in the wcf, senpai
tfw no klan gf
>>67215675
>>67215676
Please no.
>>67215513
>Mad
>at a pizza
Snarks will the cup desu
>Lottery in 18 hours
>know that Laffs are going to lose all 3 times and be stuck with 4
>Laffs will bungle and get another forward instead of just biting the bullet and getting Chychrun
feels awful tbqhfam
>>67215769
Indeed
>>67215631
>implying the dough won't be the goat arena
>>67215764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dh9Oet7GJI
>your new goal horn
>>67215742
Posts posted one second apart don't lie
>perds
>finnish goaltending
>>67215867
If he gets hired, I'm out.
>>67215915
>hating on brucy boy
>>67215956
>wanting to lose Game 7s on home ice
>>67216009
>4 years in a row
>>67215658
most likely wienerpeg
>>67216009
>>67216029
>implying it's boudreau's fault they have a swedish goaler
baka senpai
>>67216058
>Andersen
>a swedish name
Are you stupid?
>>67216073
Andersen is more elite than any swede or finn tendie
>>67216073
You're right, Swedish name would be takbir or mehmet Muhammad the pooiest
>>67216029
The absolute madman actually did it. He cucked the Ducks 4 years in a row. He probably gets some kind of sick thrill out of watching another team come in and beat his team on home ice in Game 7.
>pic related - its Bruce after losing a Game 7 on home ice
>>67216091
>>67216101
Weak memeing guys
>>67216132
>meme
Andersen is elite my friend
>>67216141
That's not what you claimed though. He has had a better season than any swedish goalie, I'll give you that. Even though it's somewhat hard to compare goalies playing on teams with big differences in defensive quality.
>tfw I'm going to sleep through the cars blots game tomorrow because I'm a lazy degenerate
>>67216327
I'm setting my alarm for 2:30, no way I'm gonna miss all that tranpa butthurt
>>67216373
Obsession isn't good for you
>>67216327
>tfw I'm going to miss the cars blots game today because of normie activities but I don't mind because it's the least interesting matchup
>>67216399
Nothing wrong with a little banter in the playoffs. Sorry you can't keep up with the times. We have a fucking cat, a fucking car, and unfortunately for you a low in energy and meme magic tranny. All the frogposting in the world isn't going to make it go away.
>>67216434
>he thinks im a tampa fan
youre pretty paranoid too
>>67216454
I don't give a shit what team you're a fan of. I don't consider your opinions to be very relevant.
>>67216434
None of these are funny or memorable. Especially not a cat walking on the ice.
>>67216487
That's your irrelevant opinion.
>>67216474
>you will never get this ass blasted on a vietnamese rice paddy technological advancement history blog
>>67216499
>you will forever misjudge pompous for mad
>yfw it happens again in the WCF
:^)
Blues will fire hitch and hire poodrow
>>67216568
>firing your head coach immediately after he wins you a cup
I'm sleepy :/
>>67216765
nuku hyvä mies
Lmao @ tre kronor
>>67216765
go to sleep pekka
What is dead may never die
>a fucking cat
Does whoever gets the first pick even matter?
Matthews, Laine and Pulju are all very similar.
>>67218332
It depends on what the team needs
>>67218351
Whatever a team needs, it has to possess the puck to accomplish it.
>>67218373
dumb slavposter
>>67218415
no bully
I like to imagine all the binland posts are just from a singular raging autist
>>67218555
It's not just your imagination
>>67215438
Aww cute :3
At least Murray kinda realizes the actual problem.
my head hurts
>>67219089
Too late for rehydration now, only more alkohol will help
>>67215631
>KFC Yum! Arena
>Smoothie King Center
>>67215387
I thought it was going to explode
>>67219555
nice trips, with the moneky picture too
https://youtu.be/qYscemhnf88?t=56
who /patriot/ here?
What's its name again?
>>>67219752
https://youtu.be/LeoMOnGn6Xo
>>67219780
honda pilot
binland :DDDDD
>>67219780
Honkey the Hockey Car!
Russia getting BTFO today
>hokkei doesn't start for another 6 and a half hours
http://www.outsports.com/2016/4/28/11534710/washington-capitals-fans-taunt-pittsburgh-penguin-fans-with-gay-slurs
>I am glad Brownstein, a Capitals fan, filmed them. "I didn't feel like doing a teachable moment with drunk, asshole bros," he said. Had it occurred in the arena, he said he would have called the usher to have them removed.
>>67220301
>not watching memehockey in 1 hour
>>67220325
enlighten me pls
who /skoda cup/ here
>>67220433
Yuro hokkei tour fin-rus
Fin-usa next thursday btw
delicious Laine-Matthews battle
>>67220555
Nice digits
>>67220555
tuesday actually
>>67220555
streams?
>>67220774
Dunno it comes from tv here
>>67220774
http://areena.yle.fi/tv/suorat/yle-tv2
dunno if it works in americastan
>>67221217
yeah but arena football is on right now
>>67221339
Like the afl? I thought that went under
>>67221376
no arena soccer
>>67221339
should start in 1 min
>>67220505
desu
VM-truppen
>MÃ…LVAKTER
25. Jacob Markström
30. Viktor Fasth
35. Joel Lassinantti
>BACKAR
3. Niclas Burström
5. Adam Larsson
10. Johan Fransson
29. Erik Gustafsson
54. Anton Lindholm
56. Erik Gustafsson
66. Oscar Fantenberg
>FORWARDS
7. Patrick Cehlin
13. Mattias Ritola
14. Gustav Nyquist
15. Mattias Sjögren
18. Mikael Backlund
21. Jimmie Ericsson
23. Lucas Wallmark
27. Martin Lundberg
28. Johan Sundström
37. John Norman
41. Alexander Wennberg
67. Linus Omark
86. Linus Klasen
87. Robert Rosén
>all of those fagboy nhlers who are too shit to go to the bettman cup and too cuck to play for their country
>>67221511
Sweden won't win, that's for sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olRREAE1-9M
>olga meets nial yakupov
l-lewd
>>67221544
We can meme ourselves to a medal desu
>>67221511
>Lassinantti
>Ritola
you are welcome
>>67221511
Literal whos?
>>67221580
True
>>67221554
lel
Hasek is so demented at this point he doesn't remember he won gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW9BMU8vpoo
>>67221217
Im getting this right now.
>>67221639
>this show can only be seen in Finland
>>67221613
oh actually I'm demented he's talking about meme golds, nevermind that
>>67221639
>Detta program kan ses endast i Finland
>>67221652
yeah thats what I figured thanks
>>67221639
Go with a proxy my friend
>>67221603
List of non-literal whos
25. Jacob Markström
30. Viktor Fasth
5. Adam Larsson
14. Gustav Nyquist
18. Mikael Backlund
21. Jimmie Ericsson
41. Alexander Wennberg
67. Linus Omark
86. Linus Klasen
rest are literal whos
>>67221682
yeah that what i doing right now thanks
Jokinen - Barkov - Laine
>IIHF is in Moscow and St. Petersburg
>St. Petersburg
/hoc/ field trip to St. Petersburg?
>>67215581
who dis
kek why is znarok not fired yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVUEFzY2rys
>this video
IIHF is really desperate to save this shit
>>67221871
wew
gommunist flag spotted
>>67222064
Death to gommies
>>67222064
>1st may
it's commie day tomorrow
NJET
SIEG HEIL
reminder that alko closes at 18:00 today
>>67222257
too hung over for that
>>67222257
panic
>>67222257
kek, I don't even drink but the whole "let's try to control alcohol consumption" scheme is outright adorable
How many bongs till lottery?
>>67222502
8-9 about
>>67222502
happened yesterday, you missed it
Joakim Andersson confirmed leaving Detroit for SHL and Örebro
I for one am excited for Edmonton to win the draft lottery again
>>67222829
Me too. Cant wait for first finnsih 1st overall.
>>67222916
>wanting a Finn to be doomed at Edmonton
>>67222916
DELEET
How many goals will he score as a rookie?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10090420
>>67223180
How can Edmonton get both these Memegicians? Would be perfect on a line with McJesus
WOOHOO
just appealed a permaban and it worked
>>67223255
trade up yakupov and some other shitters for 2nd pick whoever the team is
>>67223255
Fuck off
The best part of the sharks winning is watching Roenick's coke fueled happiness just die on air.
UNLEASH THE PULKCANNON
can someone gif that tic tac toe from /skoda cup/
>>67223180
just cut out pulju's mouth and paste it on every face ever
>>67223255
'The finnish sandwich' line
Ei kai Mertaranta taas vedä Skoda kuppia?
Vedän ranteet auki jos vielä joutuu kerran kuunnella sitä
shitcongo BLOWN THE FUCK OUT ONCE AGAIN. NYC #1 CHICAGO #10.
http://pix11.com/2016/04/28/brooklyn-pizzeria-creates-pizza-served-in-box-made-of-pizza/
>>67223381
Pitää maksaa että näkee kisat mertsin selostuksel
Huutista
Finns are disgusting. Stop posting you mongol fuckheads literally nobody likes you
>>67223434
>being this mad at literal gods
>>67223434
LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN
>>67221793
underage please leave
here's the draft order
>>67223875
cool. I just flipped a coin and it came up heads.
Who wins tonight guys
>>67224029
Edmonton
>>67224063
FUCKING DELETE THIS
>>67224081
Laine-McDavid bb
>>67224063
God help us all.
>mfw 1, 2 and 3 picks will be all american teams
tonight is the night, leafs fans, lou will make a deal with the devil to draft in the top two and get matthews or laine, and we'll actually get a bandwagon
>>67224029
Bettman's got Arizona's back
>>67224144
All I ask is top 3 friend. It's all I ask. I'm not some greedy fuck who needs 1st I just want a Mexican or an autistic finn.
>>67224281
If you get pulju, all I ask is for you to not break his childlike spirit and innocence... please
>>67224321
Trust me pulju on the leafs is not the worst thing in world. Would you want him in Columbus? Arizona? Vanpooper? Buffalo?
Just saying. Habs win 1st overall.
I'm okay with any outcome as long as Laine or Pulju dont have to go to vancouver 2bh
Best possible draft lotto outcome for maple leaf butthurt
1. Deadmonton
2. Boston
3. Montreal
>>67224373
the toronto media seems rude and i just dont want them to hurt him
>>67224281
don't care which pick number it is desu, I just want matthews or laine. those two are the safest picks in the draft
>>67224485
If we're talking leafs any of the 3 would work. They need size. Pulju might not have the shot Laine does but he's still a big body who's strong on the puck. I honestly don't give a fuck who they get as long as it's top 3. I would actually be more pissed if a team like Ottawa or Boston won 1st overall than Edmonton.
>>67224570
avs deserve 1st
>>67224435
the best meme would be if deadmonton and the laffs ended up out of the top 3
>>67224570
meh, i'd almost rather have a rival like Ottawa win than the Edmonton Oil Tankers again
Russia time out about 1 minute to go
>mfw Okposo gets a hat trick today
>mfw the Islanders continue their domination of our old people colony
>>67223335
It's a shame Detroit's pp sucked dick, would've been nice to see that slap shot actually work
we wonneded
Remember when people said tavares wasn't elite.
>>67224793
remember when people said the laffs would make the playoffs?
>>67224863
No one says that ever. And why the fuck is that thing wearing a diaper?
>>67224915
because it is a degenerate >laffs fan
>>67224121
please be this
>>67224863
hot post more pls
>>67224782
Gold confirmed
Where can i see the draft lottery?
Would people say conspiracy if Arizona drafts first and gets Matthews? c/d?
>>67225122
Up your asshole
>>67225144
I checked allready and didnt find it there
>>67225124
Yes. That's fucking stupid if yotes win. It would very apparent that it's rigged.
Caps Pens, who you got tonight?
Alzner is looking hurt but will play.
Orlov may get scratched.
Kunitz is a game time decision.
Sheary is playing.
>>67225155
Go deeper
tfw the reign move on the round 2 of the playoffs
Just woke up guys, but I had a terrible nightmare. I dreamed I was finnish and was an ugly, smelly alcoholic mongol. To make things worse, I went first overall to the edmonton oilers.
i think i'll go back to sleep since i didnt sleep well. please wish me luck
>>67225192
#3 a best
>>67225192
go away
>>67225201
god that sounds awful
>>67225245
Mad at kings prospects
BLUES
>tfw no one to watch the games with again today
>>67225614
/hoc/
>yfw the Oilers win all 3 lotteries
Caps win 3-2 tonight. So far 1/1 this series after calling 4-3 win for Caps for the 1st game.
Will this be the year that the leastern conference finally reclaims the cup, hoc?
sloot wants to go to a capitals hockey game
/hoc/ wot do?
>>67225908
Yes. Caps-Pongs is the real final
>>67225890
shut up laeffy
>>67225929
she is just trying to jew you and see if you will pay for expensive playoff tickets.
Offer to go to a tuesday nats game and she if she is cool with it
> no ducks elimination collage
why even live dudes
>>67225929
fuck her instead
tfw the sharks lose game 7
The Walt Disney Paper Tigres (tm)
what did he mean by this?
>>67225929
>tfw neet and no source of income to take qts to games
why even live?
>>67225908
No.
>>67225838
I wouldn't be surprised at this point
>>67225838
Please let us have first or second.
- Leafs fan
>>67225124
yes but that's why they'll win #3 and trade to get #1, might only cost them a second or next year's first at that point
>>67225929
the female jew
she's not hot enough desu.
ABSOLUTELY
LEL
>tfw kippers will never be kicked off of neetbux and be forced to camgirl for a living
>>67226451
AllSmiles.jpg
>>67226490
>kippers will never sit on your face
FML
>>67226451
How much do you think he hates Edmonton
Will Matthews contemplate suicide for the next couple of months like McMeatnPotatoes did?
>>67226588
>meat and potato
ugh talk about a forced non meme
Just remember to smile, guys =)
>>67226633
Does anyone know if they'll be in studio this year?
>dream of being a hockey star as a kid
>work hard and practice every day to get better
>end up top draft prospect, you've done your best every day for the past 16 years
>get drafted by the oilers and spend your career losing games
>>67215484
>>67215501
>Fucking Jews constantly pushing faggotry on 4chan hoping to make more goyim gay so they don't procreate
J-Just k-keep smiling, b-bros...!
>mfw the Canucks win the lottery
>>67226665
>Arrive in Edmonton
>Get bullied and harassed by Mark Messier
>Don't make the playoffs
>Suffer a serious injury
>Get bullied by Wayne Gretzky near the end of the season
JUST
>>67226665
Draft Trump and he'll make the Oilers great again
>>67215571
>>67215623
ultra nasty tats
>t. granpa
>still thinks tats are still edgy and unique like this was 1937 when they're really played out and the most popular go-to way to fake originality and culture
>implying the gangrene mouldy skin look is at all attractive
layers of irony
>>67226760
>we're going to build a defence and make anaheim pay for it
>mfw Boston wins the lottery
>>67226814
I will kill myself on live stream if that happens.
>>67226814
>implying this shit managment on this team deserves it
No id rather they not get an incredible break
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4dZANtlO_w
>chris pronger will never play or do interviews again
>>67226814
>mfw auston matthews is in another city in 3 years
>>67226633
I can't wait for this loser to be drafted and turn out a bust so you snowfaggots stop posting his god damn face in every fucking thread
>>67226814
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
>>67226795
>When Sweden sends its people, it's not sending it's best. They bring furniture, they bring cucks, and some I assume are good players.
PULJU
>>67226885
When he finally plays in the NHL is when the puljuposting will truly begin, get ready
>>67226938
>>67226927
>>67226958
>>67226899
His meme-tier face making ability is off the charts
I hope we get third so I can see Puljui's face plastered all over the city. The memes will enter real life.
>>67226885
We'll have about 20 more years of puljuposting
Reminder that even with Ottawa missing the playoffs, Karlsson deserves the Norris.
>First time since Orr a Dman has led in assists
>Top 10 in scoring
>Outscores the rest of his team membes by like 20 points
>plays almost 30 minutes a night
>"BUT HE CANNOT PLAY DEFENSE!"
Untrue.
>pic related shows his impact on the ice in terms of shots against
>11th in shots blocked
http://www.sportingcharts.com/nhl/stats/player-blocks-statistics/2015/
>16th overall in takeaways, and 2nd in defensemen in takeaways http://www.sportingcharts.com/nhl/stats/player-takeaway-statistics/2015/
>>67226633
A for autism
>>67227058
Nobody cares about your meme defenseman. He's not winning the norris this year. Get over it.
>>67227021
He's still no bill
>>67227096
Bill is old and tired. Poopjarvi is the new hotness.
>>67227058
>takeaways
>meaningful stat
why nor post his impact of corsi against by itself instead of corsi +/-?
>Underestimating Holtby until he stops all of your best shots
>Not concerned about Bäckström until he threads a pass through your legs to the man in the slot
>Calling Ovi lazy until he speeds past your defenders for a breakaway
>No regard for Oshie until he makes you suffer for your mistakes
>Laughing at Beagle until he beats everyone clean in the face off circle
>Overlooking Chimera until he smokes everyone
Pens don't realize how fucked they are, do they? The Caps had plenty of defensive zone blunders that the Pens couldn't capitalize on. On the same token, the score could've easily been 5-3 Caps if Ovi buried one of his rushes and Chimera's stuff attempt didn't magically curve away from the goal (check out the bird's eye view replay on that one). Tonight I can see the Pens winning one but "muh speed" alone isn't going to get you very far. They beat a very shitty Rags in 5 and they think they're going all the way. How wonderful it will be to see their arrogance turn to ash in their mouths.
pulju to montreal happens tonight
AUTISM
pulju to canes
>>67227198
Basically agreed except Chimera has been shit these playoffs. In a way I'm glad because it will mean we don't make a dumbfuck decision and re-sign him despite his good regular season. In another way, it's the playoffs and fucking pick it up and contribute Chimmer fuck
I'm more excited for the draft coming so that the Finns can shut the fuck up about it after than I'm excited for the draft itself.
>>67227198
True agreed, pens don't really stand a chance caps are just to deep all around
>>67227311
He got an assist in the last game. He doesn't have much puck skill but his speed is invaluable in the way that he uses it. I'd be down with him staying for one final season after this. If we should be upset with anyone in particular, it should be our entire second line. They've done nothing this whole post-season.
>>67224275
PLLEEEAAASE
>>67227198
>needing OT game 1 at home against a backup goalie while your team gets outplayed since the 1st period
>DA penguins don't stand a chance!!
My fucking sides
>tfw ten years no playoffs.
I'm rocking the CXT
it's really fun alone
>>67227503
ass blasted shitts turd fan detected
enjoy getting waxed tonight :)
>>67227245
McDavid lurks /hoc/
>not keeping your GoPro in your mouth
>>67227584
my two favourite teams
>>67227503
Did I say something to trigger you? >Your team hardly outplayed the Caps. It was a very back-and-forth game but the Pens had the advantage for maybe a minute in the second before it went 2-2.
>>67227503
You do realize that two of the Penguins goals came from Orlov and Schmidt having a brain fart, right? Those goals were yours. You really only earned one of them. Congrats on capitalizing on two inexperienced d-men.
To be fair to you, Oshie did the same for one goal that was entirely Maata's fault. The rest came from >your team's complete inability to play defense.
>>67227323
cute water pupper finnanon
enjoy this armored pupper compliments of the house
>>67227503
>Shitsburgh Penis fan
How does Yoshi's dick taste?
>>67227659
Do you just have a massive hard on for disappointment and the color orange?
>>67227823
not having a hard on for the best sluts in hockey
>>67227645
that's a big mouth
>>67227876
I'm an Oilers fan. I love the Flyers.
Anaheim fans thoughts on the whole fired coach thing?
>>67227887
for you
>>67227978
he's going straight to the Senators.
>>67227978
Four straight Pacific titles. I think they're retards.
Presidents Trophy > Stanley Cup
>>67228334
This is what Canucks actually believe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ6TMwSDo34
Islanders vs Lightning stream here at 3pm
>>67228577
thanks f@m
>>67215764
>>67215513
If you don't like it: SIGN THE PETITION.
I did, we only need like 40 more votes.
>>67227323
post dank river critters
>>67228612
>a petition is going to change a company worth more than everyone on the list combined from putting their name on a building worth more than the entire state of michigan
>>67227978
Met a Ducks fan in March. I talked to him about Boudreau. He did wonders for the Caps, but he also couldn't get them far in the playoffs. Regular season wizard for sure, but he never had answers for post-season failures.
>>67227876
>tattoos
>piercings
>>67227323
what a nice river critter
>>67228685
Well he did say slut, that's besides the point
>>67228267
Regular season titles are cool but nothing can overcome the pain and suffering of 4 home game 7 losses
oilers will secure the number one pick today
how does that make you feel, /hoc/?
>>67228658
>underestimating people power
>>67228685
>being this much of a virgin
> Tfw Kesler will never be the much deserved Captain for you team
just broke up with my gf
any grills looking for finnish bulls?
>>67228577
Be sure to report all ILLEGAL streams, like this one. PM me and I can give you Mr. Bettman's work email and he'll work with us to shut it down.\
Thank you.
>>67228846
Why do Americans ruin everything?
>>67228791
>in the modern era
>>67228846
Nah this isn't one of those illegal streams, it's a TRUE and HONEST stream from Gary Bettman officially sanctioned to encourage more shitposting during the playoffs.
>>67228877
americans are cucks
>>67228868
new
>>67228877
>le self loathing American meme
you have to go back
>>67228743
Agreed but it's worth noting that Game 7 is one hockey game. Even four game 7s is just four games. There's a whole hell of a lot of luck and statistical noise in such a small sample size that I think is hard to blame on a coach. Looking at his total career Bruce is an obviously great coach.
>>67228918
>>67228918
>>67228918
BOLTS VS ISLANDERS
Welcome to Edmonton, Jesse!
>>67228897
>123 posts early
>>67215808
goalie of the year
Why is NBC trying so fucking hard to shill soccer?
>>67229121
Nothing else to watch in it's time slot really. It's probably a winner from a demographic standpoint, kinda like hockey. A small dedicated audience that has money.
>>67229219
faggot
>>67229121
their jews spent a bunch of money on it so they want a bunch of money back
>>67229247
You know I'm right. Hockey doesn't get the kind of ratings that football or even basketball does but it still makes money because it's audience is wealthy and white.
>>67229276
you are a faggot. do you think youre smart for saying this? everyone knows it so everyone knows you are underage and you just came to this realization during study hall
>>67229348
Get more angry at posters on the internet why don't you.
>>67229276
> le white meme
Fuck off back to /pol/ ya dumb cunt
>>67229432
you fuck off you stinky fucking faggot
hockey is white and must stay white
>>67229432
>>67229381
Do something about it reddit
game thread when?
>>67229651
>>67228932
like 10 posts up
>>67229646
You can call me whatever you want but don't expect me to be impressed by your youtube comments tier bantz. If you have a hostile reaction to everything expect to have your butthurt milked.
>>67229689
you are so new its cute
Some salty folks on /hoc/ today
Sorry you're all hungover faggots. Learn to drunk pussies so you don't ruin your weekends.
>>67227564
>>67227822
>zero (0) cups
>perennial chokers
>game 1
Will be so sweet when Pittsburgh cucks ovi again
>>67229783
you phone posters need to fuck off
>>67229801
Who are you quoting?
>>67229770
Actually I've been here for the better part of ten years. Trust me anon, wasting your life on 4chan is nothing to be proud of or aspire to.
>>67229432
>well known and overwhelming statistics are memes
fuck off back to /tumblr/ why don't cha
>>67229838
Replied
>>67229848
/sp/ isn't even 10 years old reddit please stop posting this is sad
>>67229824
Sorry, some of us leave our homes to interact with humanity
howl ong until draft lottery
>>67229891
Of course it's not, but 4chan is. Started off as a /b/tard in 06 when I was actually underageb7. Again like I said nothing to be proud of. Imagine if I spent that time making friends and taking to girls and bettering myself. Instead I'm here arguing with people that repost images from tumblr and tell me that I have to go back. Maybe it's not too late for you though.
>>67229911
>go outside to talk to people
>spend the whole time on your phone
is this what teenagers actually believe?
>meat and potatoes
>it's a pedophile ruining the thread episode
This guy truly is a losers loser
This is a good thread.
>isles defence
>>67230131
mad
>>67230153
I agree
>>67229987
I think it's at 6est?
>islanders in charge of not running into each other and fucking everything up
Should I stream the draft lottery tonight?
IT'S A FUCKING CAR CRASH
>>67230333
that would be awesome
I am the frok, color me smuk
>>67230399
It's in like 4 hours you going to stay up that late?
Would be worth it for Edmonton memes
Feels good to be a caps fan
>>67230678
I'll stay up
>>67230743
"how manys cup do you have"
"this many"
>>67230488
plz put name back on
>>67223875
So, what are the odds at least one of these teams trades away the pick?
>>67230861
>would rather root for a team who coined tanking for a single player, blew a 3-0 series lead in the SCF, and resides in the shittiest state in the US
>>67231129
>supporting the most fairweather of fairweather teams
'no'
>>67227978
if the lineup put together by the general manager is as good as the Ducks are, a decent regular season is almost guaranteed
it's the coach's job to make sure the players perform in high pressure situations when facing elimination and Boudreau isn't good at that
>>67231162
Are you trying to tell me that Pittsburgh isn't the most fair weather fan team in all the NHL? Right behind Chicago of course, but WOW are you delusional.
>>67231192
>craps
>no cups
you should probably kill yourself 2bh
post /hoc/ cringe
>Media bashes Ovi for not doing enough (?)
>Media reveres Crosby even though he does less
>"B-b-but he has a cup!" even though he's never had to carry his team
>>67231296
>foster a more comfortable environment
fucking kek
>mfw Edmemeton wins again
>>67231376
DELETE
>>67231298
>craps
>no cups
>>67231376
THIS
>>67231376
NOW
Post YFW the >hasb win first pick and draft Dubois with it.
>>67231376
>mfw edmonton drafts honky at 1st overall
this will happen
check em
>>67231499
Coyotes need to go first plz
>The HIV infested shithole of Detoilet
>>67231491
>mcbust kills tboned in practice, ending his career
OK /hoc/, we need to settle on a consensus meme name for Puljujarvi.
>>67231599
jesee poopoopeepee
>>67231599
I thought it was cunt destroyer or greatest first overall since lemeiux
>>67231599
Poopjarvis
>>67231599
POOL PARTY le xD
>>67231192
They have had the highest percentage of local tvs watching their games for over a decade. Over 8% of their market watches every game for a very long time desu
>go to a sharks game
>get shot by pooinloos
>watch anime afterwards
>>67231599
poopinjarvi
>>67231298
crosby does more though? He's very good on faceoffs he gets more ppg and he plays on both the pp and pk
>>67231499
THANK YOU BASED GOD
Travis Yost
@travisyost
Two teams pushing hard for Radulov: Detroit, Florida.
HOLLAND CAN YOU FUCKING NOT
>>67231879
>tfw detoilet will be stuck in mediocrity for the next decade
>>67231806
Anyone who values ovechkin above Crosby is fucking delusional
>post yfw the bolts pick up clifford pu 30th overall
>>67232006
>pick a guy with crap stats like that in the 1st round, let alone at all
>>67231915
thank you. I love ovi and his goal scoring is incredible but a ton just come from him getting the puck at the ovi spot. crosby is much better all around as a center is supposed to be but ovi is an amazing winger
Is michigan the real "state of hockey"?
>>67231296
>>67231328
>giving this loser the attention he wants
>>67232191
>Not wanting shitposting material against all detoilet fags from now on
Will there be a stream for the draft lottery?
>>67228832
>w-we did nothing wrong
lmao
>>67232271
Yeah, it's great to have material to argue about with some guy that would love nothing more than to argue with you. Helping a shitposter derail threads is the desirable course of action.
>>67232274
probably
>>67232274
Gary Bettman here, I will stream it but it will be SD. Hope that's alright.
>post yfw the bruins draft quinn benjafield 5th overall
>>67232274
I'm going to an ahl game tonight so I won't stream it. hope that helps. would you like me to post a picture when I"m there?
>Spoke to a GM today who sees Ovechkin potential in Laine. Has a high end shot and has potential to be 40+ goal scorer in NHL.
Talk about overhyped
>>67232409
Thank you Gary
>>67232442
Too bad but sure post a pic if you can and have fun :^)
>>67232274
It is free with Rogers Gamecentre Plus
>>67232420
You're looking for meme names in this draft but sadly there aren't many.
>>67232790
nice meme
May I ask a question?
>478 posts
>13 unique posters
Nice shilling
>>67232904
just did
>>67232790
Fuck off rogers cunt
>>67232632
Will do. I'm drunk bout to make some steaks and go to the game
Why does /hoc/ say T.J. Oshie isn't Minnesotan when he himself references growing up in Minnesota and analysts always mention him as being Minnesotan?
>>67233117
Probably because he wasn't born there. Doesn't matter because he is as Minnesotan as it gets, he even married a qt Minnesotan too.
Is 15 posts too early to link a new thread?
Because I made a new thread
>>67233198
>>67233198
>>67233198
>>67233096
Fat ass foot
>>67232472
>mad at elite prospects
