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Here's a list of teams that didn't have a Minnesotan play at least 10 games for them this season.
>Anaheim: eliminated
>Arizona: shit
>Boston: shit
>Buffalo: shit
>Calgary: shit
>Chicago: eliminated
>Columbus: shit
>Detroit: eliminated
>Nashville: oddball of the group
>New Jersey: shit
>Ottawa: shit
>Vancouver: shit
>a fucking cat
>a fucking car
>a fucking pizza
>>67233198
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What time does the draft start
>state of hockey
>>67233377
>finnish goaltending
>finnish "players"
Minnesota is
>state of hockey
Because of you. Now take back your backstroms, granlunds, koivus, brodins, etc etc etc. Finland is a joke of a country.
>>67233377
>finnish goaltending
>Hockey is a sport meme
>>67233492
Nice picture. Too bad finland will never look that nice. Just flat swamps filled with snowgooks who can't skate, shoot or stop a beach ball.
Post your best and worst case draft lottery results
Best: Columbus 1st, then some combination of Calgary and Carolina
Worst: Any combination of Colorado/Edmonton/Vancouver
>RAGS
>>67233251
it does look that way in the pic
>>67233582
>canadian teams in the playoffs
>camadien teams winning a cup ever again
kek
>>67233573
Best: Arizona - Montreal - Carolina
Worst: Toronto - Vancouver - Edmonton
>>67233589
What're you drinking?
>>67233613
I have yet to see a team without a canadian player majority win a cup
fucking burger
>>67233589
What the fuck is wrong with men and posting their fucking disgusting feet and legs. Do you honestly think you don't look like a massively gay hobbit?
>>67233573
Best: Vancouver 1st, Winnipeg 2nd, Ottawa 3rd
Worst: Any combination of Montreal/Calgary/Columbus
CURRENT LEAFS FANS' GRANDPARENTS WILL DIE BEFORE THE LEAFS WIN ANOTHER CUP
LELMAO! 1967!
>>67233643
Just like you have yet to see a canadian team win a cup.
fucking poutine eating burger swallowing black fly choking inbreds.
frigg off randy.
>>67233573
best: edmonton 1st, boston 2nd, carolina 3rd
>>67233589
Go put that beer back in the fridge son! Who the fuck said you were allowed to leave under the stairs this week.
>>67233642
Sam adams summer ale. Switched off the whiskey since I'm about to drive
>yfw Oilers get 1st pick again
>yfw potentially half a dozen great teams lead by Hall, McDavid, Draisaitl, Matthews or Nugent-Hopkins are instead just a single pitiful Oilers team
1st overall is a curse nowadays
I want to adopt that cat. Did they catch him?
>>67233765
Only because it's the Oilers. The only other team that could fuck up this many #1 overall picks is the Jackets, but they haven't had one since Nash
>>67233849
Hell even the Jackets have a good enough keeper in Bobrovsky, and a couple good defensemen in Jones and Johnson.
>>67233916
Bbobrovsky is shit dude, stop falling for literal reddit menes
>his dad tricked him into rooting for the lelanders
Top qeq
FAGLANDERS BTFO
>>67234048
Has he really gotten that shit? I don't watch games so I just go off of his play that year he won best goalie.
See you guys later
>tfw split away games AGAIN
is publix even trying?
>>67234138
Yep, that was a weak year for goalers, and a career year for him. For whatever reason, him and Varlamov are treated like they're not completely mediocre. It would be tough to argue they're top 10, maybe even top 15
>>67234173
>mad
>at sandwiches
>>67234066
>tricked
I hate NY but the isles clearly have the better history.
>>67234138
Yes he has
And he usually misses at least a month injured every season. I don't see him getting another mega-contract in the NHL again
the Jackets' backup (Joonas Korpisalo) shows a lot of promise, though
Guys what if the Oilers win the draft lottery?
What are the chances that the lottery is rigged in favor of Arizona? If they don't win it, what can they trade to get the first pick? OEL is out of the question
Two bongs until Patrik Laine sweepstakes
>>67234371
i will literally kill myself
>>67234371
It's pretty much guaranteed they will.
GG cars.
>>67234371
it won't be the end of the world
maybe
Why the fuck are they doing the lottery WHILE a game is on? Dumb cuckolds.
when is the /hoc/ draft?
>>67233492
I laughed at this for far too long
But I'm on pain pills from the doctor so....
think I'll make a sandwich and some potato wedges before the Pongs/craps game
>>67234508
It's before the puck drops apparently.
>>67234546
Nice blog, subscribed
Pulju is the consensus #3 prospect in the draft.
Are teams underestimating his potential meme upside? Or are his memes the only reason he is ranked as highly as he is?
Please Autism Matthews to the sparkledogs. Uncle Gary has to rig this, its the easiest way to save the sparkledogs
>>67234371
There's no doubt this has been rigged the last few years. I just can't figure out why in the hell they give a shit about deadmonton of all places.
>>67234565
Thanks
Gonna make some hot sauce with butter for the potato wedges
Kinda hope the craps win just so it gets their hopes up because we all know they are gonna choke
>craps
>>67234371
They'll trade it to Arizona for Ekman-Larsson and some other guy, they can't be so retarded to get another forward can they?
So is it in 1 or 2 hours?!?!?!?!!??
>>67234156
that is a good looking steak 2bh
>>67234683
>>67234683
DRAFT LOTTO THREAD
>>67234683
>>67234683
TUNE INTO SPORTSNET IN 20 MINUTES
>>67234659
1 bong and 45 bings matey
>>67234627
benis in bagina :DDD
>>67234718
Ty m8000
>>67234371
why is she holding that dildo?
>>67234712
It's showing the Blue Jays game.
Would you ever lick a girl's butthole, /hoc/?
>>67234831
>>67234831
>>67234831
please respond I need to know
>>67235059
There are 8 SN channels. SN1 has the pre-lotto coverage
>>67235271
I have SN1 and it's showing some highlight show. TSN has pre-draft coverage on though.
If anyone wants to watch here's a VLC stream:
http://shitcago.absolutegarbage.ga/live/bettman/playlist.m3u8
If you can't use VLC go here:
http://demo.jwplayer.com/stream-tester/
Paste the m3u8 URL in the box that says stream to load and click load stream.
>>67235235
gross
>>67235349
Thanks, anon.
>>67235214
I'd like to say it's because she's an insatiable Jew slut, but it's just from some movie.
>>67235349
THANKS
H
A
N
K
S
>>67235529
>>67235415
The channel will change to the CBC coverage at 7pm so don't worry about TSN airing unrelated shit
Of course the asian would be from vancouver, way to meme hotels.com
>tfw the Oilers win yet again
>>67234614
The beauty in the new system is that he doesn't have to rig #1 for them, they just have to get any of the top 3 picks and they can trade up for #1 without giving up a lot.
>>67235200
yes.
why does /hoc/ totally discount SJ
were a team too ok
I said I'd post. Opening faceoff
>yfw da nucks win the austonb owl
>it's an "autist thinks we care about his shitty beer, stteak and ahl game" episode
>>67235892
Stop browsing /hoc/ and watch the game
I can smell fresh memes in the air tonight guys
>>67236205
is it Sweden?
Laine is a homely looking person isn't he. Is he Weise's bastard son?
>Laine
I HOPE THE SABRES GET HIM BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE BUFFALO BILL
If the Oilers win it could make all those Wojak/Pepe edits from last year take on a whole new level.
>>67236225
It always is
>>67236260
We to are becoming a meme nation, I understand your pain now.
>>67236158
Season tix. I post at the breaks
>>67236283
Seek salvation within the memes and all will be well
I broke up with my gf today.
Is kippers looking for a finnish bull
>>67236339
I typically choose not assimilate with Stockholm Syndrome.
>>67235892
still more fans than the Snorks game last night
have fun
>>67236370
Well, then you're on your own. Good luck
>>67236389
ty
CBC Draft coverage stream moved here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe6BpRaD6tY
Also Caps vs. Pens at 8pm
>>67236460
Thanks m8
Oilers win the draft
We riot
I have the most annoying hyenas with a 6 year old sitting behind me. I'm too drunk I'm going to yell at them they told their kid the pirates go up to the nhl and they told their kid icing is a 2 minute penalty.
>>67236689
dump your beer on the greasy haired fuck two rows down
what should i do for dinner?
>>67237031
Eat.
>>67237031
Smoked salmon pasta
>>67236460
>chat disabled
>>67237031
buy the signature meal of the city that wins the lottery
>>67237052
shoo shoo, dont steal my maple syrup
>>67237066
fug that sounds good
>>67237075
The numbers on my streams are low so I just leave the discussions to the threads.
>>67236689
You're in America. You did remember to bring your gun to the game right?
>>67237147
MUNKEY
>>67234397
>rigged in favor of Arizona
zero chance, dead market located in an asshole city.
>>67234616
>muh Gretzky dynasty
>le proud history
>le amazing stadium atmosphere (allegedly)
sad but true, the NHL is trying to force Edmonton to be relevant again just because its the only thing that shitty city has.
Must be nice knowing the league itself is on your side though.
GOD DAMNIT NHL, GET THE FUCK ON WITH IT
I NEED TO GET RID OF THIS IRRATIONAL HOPE AND REPLACE IT WITH TRADITIONAL DEPRESSION AND DISAPPOINTMENT
>tfw your team gets cucked out of the playoffs and draft
MATTHEWS LOOKS LIKE A COKE ADDICT
BIGGEST BUST EVER
Holy shit, Matthews is fucken high.
Reminder the Devils are the only team to beat the Oilers in the lotto.
The lottery presentation makes it seem like a fucking game show with GMs as the contestants.
inb4 Oilers 10th
Haha hahaha fuck u flames
lol@ Vanpooper
>poomonton spoilers
VANPOOPER BTFO
>CANKEKS
THANK YOU GOD
Into the top 3: Toronto, Columbus, Winnipeg
Not Edmonton, thank god.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU EDMONTON
When the fuck is the game starting
Oh thank fuck oilels
THERE WE GO
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT
>tfw just won $550 for betting the Nucks would pick 5th
THANK JESUS
Canes fan here, was just hoping the oilels didn't get number 1 again
DUBOIS
U
B
O
I
S
EDMONTON BTFO
So pretty much all the teams left have won the draft.
All I asked for was no Dedmonton or Vanpooper in top3 so finns don't go to waste. Ty hokei gods
>>67237525
Post slip or gtfo
>there is a draft thread
How about that, I was wondering why the thread was so slow
>>67237548
>tfw finnish GM drafts the next finnish GOAT to complement the next finnish GOAT goaltender
must feel good to be a finn
>>67237553
Nah, just bet two coworkers
I'll post slips for playoff bets once they pay off
TORTS IS GONNA KILL PUJUJ
>>67237548
>inb4 kekäläinen doesn't pick either finn so he isn't accused of homerism
Matthews on suicide watch
HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED
>Laine to Winnipeg
dynasty confirmed
PULJU HAS TO GO ROT IN COLUMBUS
THERE IS NO GOD
can we play the fucking game now
>laffs win the austonb owl
That poor fucker
>>67237638
He ain't going to Dedmonton, he'll be fine
>Laffs will become Oilers 2.0
This is literally my nightmare
HEY OILERS SUCK MY DICK
>>67237666
Laffs aren't much better, look how they treated based Bill
>puju in columbus
>TORTS/PUJU
HERE WE GO
TOP FINNISH PROSPECT TO WINNIPEG?
I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE
>>67237648
Laine is going to Toronto.
Fuck Matthews.
>mfw Laine's career is dead before it starts
>>67237669
>implying the Oilers haven't been the laffs 2.0 this last decade
TORTS WILL YELL AT PULJU SO MUCH HE NEVER SMILES AGAIN
>>67237661
Don't worry, it is CBJ tradition to trade him to some western powerhouse for peanuts in like 3 years.
>>67237682
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
So...caps pongs game thread where
>MEMEJARVI TO COLUMBUS
>COACHED BY TORTS
MEME SEASON INCOMING
>>67237681
>28 year old not suitable for a rebuild
vs
>18 year old suitable for a rebuild
suck a dick
PULJU TO CBJ TYBGARY
Dubs confirm Laine breaks Selanne's rookie goal scoring record with 77 goals
>>67237719
this is why they should have done this on an off-night, I want to meme about the lottery not watch hockey
>>67237715
That's what you get for memeing him away from the Vancouver "Last Canadian team in the Finals" Canucks
Why is Matthews in Finland?
FINLAND ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>67237585
Shut up faggot
>Live shot of the Toronto sports bar erupting with applause.
kek
Inb4 torts plays Pulju on the 4th line with shitty grinders all year and he finishes with less than 15 points
>de colombo poopoo jackets xD
Toronto will pick Laine in June, calling it now
>>67237725
Bill wasn't 28 when they traded for him dumbass
>>67237745
To sex Laine and then head to Russia for WHC
>>67237745
Because Sweden is irrelevant :^)
>>67237753
I'll drink a shot to your asspain bro
finlands future ruined by gary fucking betman, rigged shit
>>67237745
receiving secret meme training
are laffs fans back to being insufferable for the next year?
IT'S OVER BOYS
WRAP IT UP
DYNASTY BEINGS HERE
>MATTHEWS
>NYLANDER
>MARNER
>STAMKOS
>RIELLY
>TAVARES
WHO CAN STOP US?>>>>>>?????
LITERALLY N O B O D Y
IT'S OVER BOYS
WRAP IT UP
DYNASTY BEINGS HERE
>MATTHEWS
>NYLANDER
>MARNER
>STAMKOS
>RIELLY
>TAVARES
WHO CAN STOP US?>>>>>>?????
LITERALLY N O B O D Y
IT'S OVER BOYS
WRAP IT UP
DYNASTY BEINGS HERE
>MATTHEWS
>NYLANDER
>MARNER
>STAMKOS
>RIELLY
>TAVARES
WHO CAN STOP US?>>>>>>?????
LITERALLY N O B O D Y
>>67237745
he is catching up on the latest meme studies
also probably Team USA shit
>>67237648
>finland to winnipeg
that's just begging for suicide
>>67237783
>hongcouver
>F-I-F-T-H pick
>no future
>shit gm, shit coach, shit leader, everyone's old and leaving
meme team
>>67237799
>bust
>bust
>bust
>old fuck past his prime
>le no defence man
>1 actual good player
>>67237776
>>67237783
>>67237792
>>67237805
Thanks, I hope he has fun
Laffs need to draft the axeman not that fucking mexican bust
>mfw managed to sneak in and steal the 2nd overall
Pretty happy, wasnt expecting it at all
>>67237799
THOSE FUCKING DOUBLE DUBS CONFIRM A LEAFS DYNASTY!!!
FUCKING CHECKED!
Lou sold his soul to the Devil(s) before the lottery and it worked
Where all my Leafs bros at
>>67237824
>leading ohl points leader and top 3 goals
>bust
given the opportunity, you should kill yourself
Hello /hoc/.
>winniniggers unironically believe they'll be able to get out of the central within 10 years
Stay mad, paint huffing abbos :)
>>67237783
Shut up faggot
>>67237841
Congratulations Jetsbro
>tfw my usual strategy of betting the most disappointing result, so to salve the pain with money, didn't really work tonight
If duubs, Laine goes first overall.
COLUMBUS
DYNASTY
INCOMING
>no game thread because of lottery
im sobering up and now this... kill me
>>67237886
>Torts
>>67237841
Better you than fucking Edmonton.
>laffs
>>67237876
You seem upset about something bro
>>67237886
>Torts
I HAVE SOME UNFORTUNATE NEWS FOR YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWZMPxFdc1A
>>67237756
>it's that shitty mega-bar downtown and the people are unironically excited
laffs is the worst case scenario for the matthews
>babcock and lams HATE rookies, openly and with a passion
>the fans will tear him apart when he ends up being an average 1c
>the city is a shithole and might be cursed
poor kid, i wonder how long he gets until the media gives the kessel treatment
>>67237886
You were worried about pulju coming to Canada. Now he has to play in a shit hole with no fans.
>CANTPUCKS
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLMAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>67237909
why is this duck doing blow?
>vanpooper ded until 2025 with shit pick
>old team, shit coach, retarded gm
ripperoni
>>67237921
>i wonder how long he gets until the media gives the kessel treatment
like two years maybe
>laffs
what kind of decade you want, senpai?
>tfw Oilers got the most interesting pick of the draft
>Jonas Siegel @jonassiegel 8m8 minutes ago
Maple Leafs lucky numbers: 5-6-8-13.
>Jonas Siegel @jonassiegel 4m4 minutes ago
The Edmonton Oilers were one number off winning again. Oilers owned 5-6-8-14 combo.
Haven't been following hockey at all this year, how's the draft class looking this year? As in the top meme guys
>buttman desperately tries to improve hockey in the south
>finally gets a good hockey prospect from Arizona
>he gets drafted by the >laffs
JUST
>>67237921
>kessel treatment
what is this
t. lifelong blackhawks fan since 2009
>>67237962
high meme potential with all the fins
>>67237921
>hate rookies
>give literally everyone on the marlies some playing time for the leafs
>somehow hating rookies when they're rebuilding
are you retarded?
>shithole of a city
Toronto is 150x better of a city than Winnipeg and Columbus. We actually have downtown life that doesn't involve people getting stabbed by drunken aboriginals and blacks.
>>67237958
so close to maximum memeing
>>67237938
>Anaheim
>not a great place for blow
>>67237970
literally run out of the city because it has the worst fanbase, media and ownership in the league
>>67237976
>fin in winnipeg
>fin with torts
AND FINLAND LOSES AGAIN
>>67237976
meme potential is dead now because of winnipeg and columbus, where the fug do those shitholes even are??
>>67237958
>oilers off by oned the >laffs last year
>laffs off by oned the Oilers this year
poetry
So, Finland. Do you want Pulju to play with Wennberg or Karlsson a his center?
>thinking you can escape the swedes
>>67237970
>lifelong
>2009
are you 7?
>>67237921
pretty sure your country is cursed now that you elected trudeau
jesse and jonas :DD
>>67237987
>Toronto's new claim to fame is "we're better than a big rez and some city in Ohio, but not Cleveland"
Whoever drafts Kieffer Bellows and Riley Tufte really win the draft tbqh
t. Pro scout
>tfw if the jets draft puju, they'd be getting the 2nd coming of Selanne
>>67238009
Canada and the United States respectively
>>67237995
im from StL, so I wouldnt know this information.
You should probably have your Wild Life service ban any eating of those ducks.
>>67238014
fuck off reddit
>cantpucks
>scabs
>ruins
>snes
>loliers
>flammers
>jest
>mfw all of /hocs/ tears are delicious
>>67238000
>pulju and laine in skoda cup every year
this was our plan all along
>>67237895
>>67237909
Shut your fucking mouth.
>>67237987
>playing rookies while tanking
What a shock
>downtown life
t. normie, enjoy hiring a poo in loo plumber that pisses in your cups
>>67238026
Toronto is the second best city in Canada, and every non prairie city in Canada is better than 90% of the states.
>no game thread for game 2
Outmemed by the draft lottery
>>67238014
how new can you be?
>>67238037
>tfw if the laffs draft Laine, the Jets can draft Matthews and cuck Arizona on the 20th anniversary of the original Jets moving to Phoenix
>>67238069
I'm legitimately too busy memeing to even watch that
>>67237995
hey dude, enjoy your fifth pick :)
just try not to fuck up their potential like you're doing with virtanen ;)
Fucking 0 cups, lmfao
>>67238037
POTTERY
O
T
T
E
R
Y
>>67238067
>second best
>>67238034
Who is this semen demon?
>>67238009
Winnipeg is a native reserve so lots of drunk injuns
Columbus is Ohio
>laffs
>>67238034
who is this
>>67238067
>67
>second best
I like you <3
>>67238009
>Manitoba and Ohio
You're right, two places with nothing interesting about them what so ever
>>67238090
Kieffer Tufte
>>67238081
this would be a good meme but won't happen
>>67238059
>laffs
Enjoy your bust
>>67238092
>drunk injuns
sounds like finland
Is there a gamethread?
>>67238073
I only come here during the playoffs
Sorry im not up to date with your killer new memes
>>67237921
Detroit would have been worse he could have been playing for the griffins for at least 3 years
>>67238108
He's gonna fit in too well that he'll get trudeau handouts by the end of the year
>>67233573
1. Vancouver 2. New Jersey 3. Arizona
desu
>>67237987
>playing time on the leafs
only because they traded everyone else and had a bunch of injured, you musnt know much about lou fagarello
and btw toronto is a shithole, i went to uni there and lived there afterwords until i couldnt handle the smell or ignorant fucking immigrants who have ruined most areas
>>67238101
it's fascinating that you've been shitposting 24/7 since for like 7 years now while every other nucks tripfag faded away
MAKE A GAME THREAD YOU AUTISTIC KEKOLDS
>>67238051
It's full of Mexicans bro, se habla espanol es muy facil comprar cocaine
Mostly the Ducks eat Vancouver's retirees
>>67238124
At least then he might have developed his talent as opposed to being exposed in Edmonton.
Nice "fans" Washington and Pittsburgh. Can't even make a gamethread for a 2nd round playoff game lelmao
>>67238140
no one cares about some shitty leastern game
>>67238104
We can dream
>you steal our team, we steal you children
>>67238142
lo siento, that sounds miserable.
>all this butt hurt from inbred Albertans and Asians from vanpooper
>>67238084
I'll enjoy the fith pick the canucks need a defenseman, and even if they don't draft one at fith Pierre-luc Dubois will be nice.
>>67238144
it was fucking hilarious seeing guys like Nurse and Drai being on the ice for 40 minutes a game since the oilers were so shit and depleted their AHL reserves in the first month of the season
>>67238137
>immigrants
>living near UoT
Oh, did you mean you went to York?
fucking lol
Canes need to trade some of that boatload of picks for Winnipeg or Columbus's pick. Already have the prospects in place to win, just need a star
>>67238183
Not even mad.
I just read on an unmentioned forum that the Jets prospect pool is one of the best in the NHL, should I be happy for Laine now?
Also how is the Blue jackets team
>>67238138
Shit son, I've shitposted for the Glorious Ones from 4 different countries on 3 different continents
>>67238095
>no 2015 for the hawks
>>67238213
you seem awfully furious there, take a deep breathe yah hot dish
>>67238189
>>67238189
>>67238189
Shitty boring Caps/Pens thread
Come meme or whatever.
Go caps.
>Keith Tktchuk's son will play in Edmonton
Are we burying the lead here?
>>67238235
edit it in for me, anime. im too lazy
>>67238209
Jackets need a star too, and the Jets already have a great prospect pool. I doubt they'd be willing to trade down, even for multiple 1st rounders
>>67238260
his son is a cunt from what I have heard
>>67238249
I'm looking foreward to who they draft
>>67238260
>oilers
>drafting memechuk
Probably go for Dubois or a defenceman
>>67238260
Dedmonton drafts a defenseman. If they don't they should be sent to the firing squad.
>>67238217
Winnipeg's prospect pool is the most overrated in the league, bar none. A lot of that is due to the hype about there being a team in the peg hasn't fully died down. Keep in mind much of that pool is shit from when they were the trashers.
they aren't getting out of the central any time soon and will be relying on wild cards to even sniff the playoffs for at least 4-5 more years
>>67237987
>>67238009
Well Columbus, Ohio is the home of THE Ohio state university which has a larger fan base than the whole population of Canada.
>>67238325
>americlap hockey "knowledge"
Jets have an amazing prospect pool, with Laine it's easily the best in the league
>>67238341
>college football
wow
nice dude
>yfw Tampa wins the stan lee
>>67238341
>touting the university that is openly trying to drive the Jackets out of town
>>67238322
they need a vet defensemen, not someone who might be good in 3 to 5 years
>>67238341
>negro egg
>college negro egg
>>67238356
don't you have some heroin to shoot up? maybe some glue to huff? might help fuel those delusions of yours.
>>67238360
Its the only thing they have really
>>67238325
>much of that pool is shit from when they were the thrashers
lel, stay mad pubcuck.
>>67233198
Just got home late.
>DEADMONTON
OH
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
>>67238260
They either draft Joulevi or trade down and get him at 5
>>67238400
>heroin
>glue
get your shit right it's labatt extra dry and gasoline
>>67238400
Shows what you know, our natives chug Listerine as well as hand sanitizer, you uncultured fuck.
Fucking kill me please
>winniniggers UNIRONICALLY believe they can compete with Dullass, Blose, Perds, Chiraq, or even the Mild
Where do I score some pegger heroin? Sounds like it's the good stuff
>Calgary and Edmonton not top 5
>Top 3 picks all going out east
>Media will run out Matthews out of town
>Laine will probably be gud
>Puljujarvi will become Tort's bottom bitch and be an elite shot blocker on the 3rd line
>Dubois or Tkachuk coming home
Life is pretty decent as a Canucks fan right now
>>67238453
>tfw portage place food court is still more white than most american cities
>>67238461
What's wrong man?
Canucks need a defenseman
>>67238487
>Edmonton not top 5
u wot
>>67238461
It's great seeing you faggots get knocked down a couple notches since 2010 and 2011
enjoy your futureless team
>>67238468
based jap poster
>>67238507
Top 3 whoops
Grats Jest, you're the real winner of the draft.
>Laffs legitimately believe matthews won't be a bust
>9th pick
WHEN WILL THIS FUCKING NIGHTMARE END
>>67238487
>not taking Juolevi or Chychrun at 5
>>67238532
they're gonna select laine
t. knower of things
>>67238325
sens fan here, strong disagree with you. Peg has a lot of talent lying beneath the surface, if they didnt have huge imovable contracts up top you would start to see a lot of new faces... even last year I think they had 10 guys play their first games and their only going to get better.
>>67238538
eat a dick 2bh
>>67238538
When you dump Mac G and MT.
>>67238538
JUST
>>67238487
>winnipeg
>east
I guess from vancouver everthing is east...
>>67238217
Columbus has the next GOAT goalie in the Finnish god Korpisalo. >we also have a decent defensive corps coming in along with whoever they pick in the draft
>>67238592
finnish goaltending is a meme dude
>>67238538
God I hate my fanbase sometimes. We picked 9th and we ranked 9th, what the fuck do you expect? At least be happy that we didn't get leapfrogged by lower drafting teams.
>>67238546
read full post pls
prospects don't change the fact they're in a the toughest division with at least 3 teams far and ahead better. they will be missing the playoffs yearly
>>67238601
say that to my face not online see what happens
>>67238592
Jones/Werenski/Murray will be right up there with Carolina's young defensemen
Korpisalo may take Bob's job next year
But overall, the team is shit
>>67238516
More than a couple notches you fucking dick.
And when were we on a high horse the team hasn't won anything.
You think this is easy?
I know it's late but
> little Caesar's logo on the roof
Fucking kill me
>>67238680
Everyday I become less of a Wings fan.
>>67238487
We dropped 2 spots m8 what the fuck are you on
>>67238659
I hope it gets harder because you faggots were most annoying thing ever. More than bandwagonner Hawks and Kings fans, and that's saying something
>>67238393
Y they do dis?
>>67238555
SUCK MY DICK FAGGET
>>67238570
Yes, please
>>67238603
I expected a little fucking luck after a disastrous season but no, even when they're not playing they still find a way to disappoint me. And they're probably going to waste that pick on some fucking lanklet bust anyway
>>67238709
Annoying when if you cheer for a Canadian team it's not like you're any better off
>>67238341
>THE Ohio state university
>THE
Lmao, this sounds like some shitty "us 12s" tier meme
>>67238705
At least you have the best Minnesotan since Parise
>>67238776
Yea for some reason OSU think they're gods gift to the world.
>>67238787
>state of hockey
>no cups and all their players suck
wew lads
>>67238809
Boeser will be a 40 goal scorer tho
>>67238728
For decades, OSU was the only show in town. The Jackets could be a legitimate threat to OSU's sports monopoly if they weren't shit, and OSU also tried to block Nationwide being made so that they'd have the monopoly on concerts and stuff
Also, Jackets are still capable of outdrawing OSU basketball, even when the Jackets are shit and OSU hoops are good
>>67238644
I'm really hoping that the defense will be decent next year, I expect it to be. I think the addition of this draft pick will help out a lot. I'm guessing they at least won't be a basement dweller like this year.
>>67238841
That's retarded as shit lmao
I just can't imagine a college team being that powerful I guess
>>67238680
>a fucking pizza
>>67238841
No one cares about your meme team, meme city, or meme college you tripfagging fag
CHERRY TIME BITCHES
>>67238759
Disastrous season yes, but the team was .500 in March and April. If the Golden Rule system was used, we'd have drafted higher. It's a system design to punish post-elimination losses.
>>67238895
Columbus was a small college town that wanted to make "the leap" to the big leagues (and plus, population-wise they're on their way to passing both Cleveland and Cincy). OSU just can't deal with Columbus growing to something beyond "just" OSU
If Austin TX wanted to get into the big 4 sports leagues, you'd see the same thing.
my favourite kanadian
>pronouncing Laine with two syllables
What are the chances the leafs draft Laine over Matthews?
WOW GRAPES BLESSED IT
>>67239000
None, they need a center
Can any Winnibros tell me about these lakes? Are they relatively clear? Good fishing? Walleyes? I like lakes :3
>>67239000
15%
>>67238980
Neat
>>67239000
I hope they pick Matthews. I'd rather the Jest have a walking meme than a robot
MARNER
MATTHEWS
NYLANDER
>Cherry's suit
is there a power ranking for his most garish suit ever worn? please tell me there is
>>67239093
The "without finns, you win" Line of 2016
>>67239043
imagine Laine-Nylander-Marner though
We're lacking on LW
>>67239274
moderately dank
>>67239295
kneelander is not a center
>cbj won't be a 2nd round lock
Top kek
Who can stop us?
>>67239389
karma
>>67239389
finnish goaltending
I'd like to nominate the Caps vs. Pens gamethread from tonight for worst of the playoffs.
>>67238322
They're going to draft the highest rated player no matter what. Their scouting division is full of memer retards that don't actually do any work.
Which team will Finland be bandwagoning in 2016-2017? The Jets or the Jackets?
Both have their advantages
Jackets
>finnish gm
>finnish (backup) goaltending
>US team
Jets
>Teemu legacy
>Armia
>actually a decent team
>>67239054
Lake Manitoba is okay. Lake Winnipeg is impressive in a lot of ways but it has a lot of algae problems. Manitoba as a whole has a fuckload of great lakes but you have to drive or fly long ways to get different varieties.
Also fuck yea slippery Jets with the steal of the lottery.
>>67239642
Im gonna follow pulju, but I doubt he plays next season in the nhl
>>67239642
>US team
How is this an advanta-
Wait
>>67239642
Armia a shit
>rags
what are the odds no canadian teams make the playoffs next year lads?
who is your favorite player /hoc/
>>67239918
1:1
>the nhl rigging the top 3 to force the oilers to get a d-man
>>67239941
He has a long head.
>>67239918
um 0, duh
Habs win it all, cancucks swept out of first round again, and senaturds and calgary make it too
AUTISM MATTHEWS
>>67239918
Very high. Sens could make the playoffs depending on how well their new staff does I guess. Not very optimistic about the Habs, with or without Price (his career is probably over anyway)
>>67239918
Habs and Jets will both make it.
>>67240014
>his career is probably over
lol shut up
>>67239941
Pacioretty or Markov I guess. But it's a love/hate relationship. Used to be Kariya when I was younger
>>67237921
this is the worst post in this thread
Hey Arizona, give us strome, domi and your first round pick this year for autism matthews
>>67240049
I was slightly exaggerating but his knees are fucked and he's never gonna be as elite as he was from 2013-2015. I hope I'm wrong
>>67239918
I can see the Jets sneaking by the Wild and rest of the Pacific easy because this year was a fucking disaster for them, especially the penalties.
>>67240014
Can you fuck off
>>67240105
>>67240097
If he can play at even .920 the Habs will make the playoffs.
>>67240141
People have to move sometimes, hence the away sweater
>>67240059
>Gallagher isn't his favourite Hab
>>67239941
Dallas Drake
>>67240165
im a sharks fan but I was sad to see him go, he deserved a better exit in tampa
>>67240205
Yeah, but that's the game and the business. It's okay, he's coming home soon.
>>67240167
Have this one then
>>67240177
3rd favorite probably
>>67240151
And then get swept in the first round
>>67239941
Pic related for >my team
phil kessel for playoff teams
>>67240089
>mfw Max becomes a Blues-era Shannahan type of player because his inner Domi awakens in Toronto
Howe hat trick every game buddy
>laine to jest
2019 champs confirmed
>>67240103
Wild need to restructure, someone will definitely pass them
>streamers and cheering for a first round draft pick
wew lads
>>67240850
>not being excited about a potential immediate injection of talent into >your top 6/top 4 for the measley price of an ELC
>Pulju will be coached by Torts
Do memes sometimes go too far lads?
>>67240956
what a time to be alive
>>67240578
>the Wild aren't good
>the Wild didn't massively underperform
>>67237881
>cantpuck fans thought they would get 3rd pick
>5th
:^)
>>67240956
>tfw pulju's smile and optimism: gone
>>67240089
Yotes fan here, how about strome, dvorak, and both our 1st round picks?
>>67240956
>tfw his career is over before it began
>>67240399
>implying free agents will ever want to move to a frozen shithole of a small city filled with poverty and crime
>>67241014
He was going to bust anyway
>>67240983
They legitimately aren't good, you need to be pushing for change instead of accepting this bullshit.
>>67239941
Datsyuk
Every little thing he does is fun to watch
Only Kane rivals his handling skills
so i just burned a car down and raped a nigga downtown
2019
0
1
9
>>67241039
we should've taken Boeser last year and tried making a trade for Drouin when he was whining
>>67237799
hi sean
>>67241206
... and now we got him
LOL!
>>67241256
Post tush
>most popular team wins the draft
>small celebration/discussion
>rags are eliminated
>the entire board errupts
love u /hoc/
>>67241343
>rags
>>67241343
>>most popular team
>>67237735
Not so fast, binladlnd
>>67241343
Most of Torontos fans are smelly brown Pakis so there won't be a huge celebration on /hoc/
Go to the local kebab place for your draft celly
fuck
u
c
k
Do hockey players fight because they're insecure about their masculinity since they're just glorified figure skaters?
>>67241343
If Toronto ever contends for the Cup, >gaffs posting will exceed even >rags posting.
>>67241521
Mystery solved pepe
>>67241515
BTFO
T
F
O
>>67241343
>most popular team
I'm sure most of us are just thankful that the Oilels didnt kill another 1st overall. Personally I'm just giddy that the Jets managed to steal 2nd overall. Laffs getting 1st aint luck, the Jest ate the most lucky charms this morning.
>>67241611
>eating Lucky Charms
>not based Marshmallow Mateys
>>67241541
>gaffs
first day in here?
>>67241515
you just got KEKED son
How many goals will he score in his first season?
>>67241541
I doubt it. I don't think >laff posting can beat the 70k >rags we did a week ago.
>>67241759
21.
He'll struggle for the first 1-3 years then be gud.
Matthews before the lottery
>"Kopitar with better hands" - Marc Crawford
>"He would've went number 3 last year" "similar impact as Eichel" - Bobby Mac
>"Eichel couldn't hold his skates" - NHL scout in article today
Matthews after the lottery
>Bust
>he's not even that good
>>67241813
Why woud they think that was a good idea? smdh family
>MFW THAT FUCKING MEXICAN DROPS TO 5TH PLACE
>>67241869
What did you expect with him going to the
>laffs
?
Hopefully he escapees before they waste him like they did with Bill
>>67241813
>dale weise
fucking kek
>>67241899
I hope he comes back on a discount contract 2bh, seems like he wants to
>>67241500
Well that's just not true Jamal. Pakis don't even like hockey.
Dubois for Subban. You get rid of that uppity nigger and get the best French-Canadian centre since Bergeron
Laine
Ehlers
Connor
Oh fuck buds let's gear up for 2019
I don't know whether to be happy or not the leafs got 1st overall. There's a chance they select Matthews over Laine but he could possibly be a bust and I just may slit my wrists. What the fuck.
>>67241896
Difference is he has some Mexican in him, he's not a lazy fat kind of Amerrican like that autist Kessel
>>67242052
If you're a Leafs fan you should be happy. If that's not clear to you get to therapy
>>67242043
gonna be a gooooooood fucking year. but still no playoffs.
>>67241896
Bill is a lazy cunt who can do one thing and thing only. Matthews will be worshipped here if he plays anything even remotely close to a 1C. Do you have any idea how popular sundin was when he played here?
>>67241957
I want him for sentimental reasons but 2bh I don't even know if he has a place on this team anymore. >We would have to ship out at least one of >our many bottom 6 players. Plus, acquiring another winger for the top 6 is an absolute must this offseason.
>>67242052
of course you don't know whether to be happy or not, you're a laffs fan
>>67242065
>>67242120
Bill literally did nothing wrong, please fuck off with this heresy
>>67239941
>>67242043
>meme
>meh
>who
you must be so excited
>>67242143
Other than have a nasty wrist shot, what the fuck does he do? He doesn't play a shred of defense, he's borderline brain damaged and he's fucking lazier than Lawanda on welfare. Not to mention he's streaky as fuck.
>>67242143
Good player but nonsensical to utter his name along with Matthews. Matthews demolished Kessel's USNTDP stats
>>67242195
>volume shooter is streaky
no way
>>67242129
Yeah I don't know what the fuck they're going to do this summer, still holding out hope >we bring in my nigga Okposo even though I know they won't get him
Now that we got Matthews I'm dropping my allegiance to Team Canada.
Glorious USA please accept Leafs fans into you heart.
>>67242231
>glorious USA
>not cheering for team North America with McMeme, Eichel, Matthews etc
>>67242250
Team NA is going to be meme city, can't wait
>>67242250
I mean in the future for when USA Hockey is the definitive juggernaut
>>67241611
Once Canucks got 5th I was hoping Edmonton would get 1st just for keks
>>67241521
>>67241521
Its usually to hurt the other guy >>67241858
If lands make playoffs and get swept they will get it the worst. Leafs are most hated by far, it's just hard to hate a team that's shit
>>67242231
>marner, rielly
>kapanen
>nylander
>matthews
>soshnikov
it's like the fucking UN of hockey, fuck
>craps
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>>67242324
Kapanen likely gets traded this summer in a package for either D or G.
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Ovechchimp is such a sore loser
>>67242418
he hasn't done shit either this playoffs
OVERRATED
fookin' mexicans
Oilers status:
OFFICIALLY KEKED
>>67242481
And then its du bois....
The more I watch of the Craps the more I realize how shitty they are.
Constant dirty hits, plays, and little cheap shots but then the second somebody breathes on them they go down like a bitch and look at the ref. While all their nigger fans boo and scream.
They have multiple players that should be suspended yet it never happens.
They suck dick 5 on 5 and score 95% of their goals on powerplays they rarely deserve. In general they should always be in the box for diving/roughing.
I mean fuck, Vegas REALLY believes this is the best team in the playoffs? because I fucking don't. They are trying to be new LA Kongs only they are worse at it and their coach sucks.
Pittsburgh was so much better than them in every way except for GOONING and diving. The two things the Craps do well.
someone stream spongebob
>>67242509
I don't feel safe picking defensemen that high.
Hope we do stuff to move from 5 to 3.
>>67242506
They got Connor fucking Mcdavid.
>>67242481
Hahhaha you fucking chink your teams gonna be shit for longer than deadmonton
>>67242547
>connor mcboardbone
>good
wew
>Crapitols
>Shitric of Columbia
>>67242545
Dubois isn't a defenceman you fucking retard
>>67242513
That's why people were picking Philly to beat them but Couturier's injury fucked everything up
>>67242566
No shit he isn't.
I hope we don't draft a fucking defenseman like fucking Jewlovi.
>>67242545
>Canucks roster
Nobody on that roster that I'd want on the Jackets
walkcunt on suicide watch
