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>CRAPITOLS
>>67242598
You'll take 5th + Virtanen for 3rd.
How do you score on a power play when every fucking player on the other team is laying in front of the net?
Even though I'm a Sens fan, I am not that mad the Leafs won the lottery.
Is that weird?
>>67242623
plz stop forcing this shit you autistic fuck
No wonder generals blow
OP you forgot that Matthews is on suicide watch
>>67242653
>purposeful tank season
>5th pick
hope jests beat you guys to a cup
>>67242669
>angry
>at 4chan posters
>frogposting
>>>/r9k/
Go sperg in the hugbox you spastic memelord
>>67242669
/hoc/ is fucking shit pretty much man
>>67242667
you are a cuckeroo
>>67242545
Sergachev is a fine selection in that range.
>MATTHEWS
>NYLANDER
>MARNER
>STAMKOS
>RIELLY
>TAVARES
>BABCOCK
>KAPANEN
>STAMKOS
WELCOME TO THE ERA OF THE MAPLE LEAF ENJOY YOUR STAY
D Y N A S T Y
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NOT 1
NOT 2
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NOT 4
NOT 5
NOT 6
NOT 7
NOT 8.... to be continued
>>67242653
>you'll take 5th and our might-just-be-a-neanderthal mistake of a 2014 draft pick for a player that's actually going to be good
Chinks don't understand trading do they
>>67242623
cantpucks were btfo the worse today
>>67242669
>posting pepe the normie meme frog
reee fucking normies
>there are people itt RIGHT NOW that think the Jets won't be a playoff team next year
>>67242667
Can you imagine the 00s Leafs-sens series in today's era? It's going to be amazing to play you guys and start sending you to golf again
>>67242741
2019
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>>67242713
Me and my friends were talking about him today, we were worried about the Russian factor, but then again, he's playing over in Canada.
There are a ton of defenseman that could go first in the 1st round.
>>67242767
Russian factor don't exist, only NCAA factor
>>67242726
I think that deserves a webm too.
>>67242687
a long time ago this board used to have decent discussion without the need of generals.
But you wouldn't know that now would you
>>67242812
Well it's not a long time ago now is it? If you don't like the quality of content contribute something better. If nobody gives a shit fuck off.
>>67242803
>got Demko signed
whew
START
THE
FUCKING
PARADE
>>67242842
>not a single post all year
>posts now
faggot fan
Jets vs. Leafs SCF 2019
Jets in 6
>>67242878
:^)
>>67242842
I'm a Leafs fan but I'd appreciate it if y'all could run these faggot "Leafs" trips off again before they're truly back from the woodworks
Will Jimmy Vesey sign with the Leafs to play with Matthews?
>laffs
>a
>f
>f
>s
>>67242892
that fucking faggot is the worst leafs "fan"
>>67242963
I'm on and off here but I remember he was a complete faggot in the 2013 season
>>67242963
>haven't posted in like a year
>ya'll still mad af
Where sean at?
>>67242970
>>67242970
>"The idea of playing in Toronto, if they were to choose me, it's pretty exciting," the top draft prospect told TSN's James Duthie after the Leafs won the lottery Saturday night. "It would be very special."
>"It's the hockey mecca of the world," he said. "They have one of the best coaches in the league and it's a very exciting place to play. Their fans are very passionate and I think everybody really enjoys watching them play."
>>67242970
this meximelt looks like a piggy wiggy
>>67242993
>I think everybody really enjoys watching them play.
>>67242970
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>tfw Bill will get his name on the Cup before Ovehckin ever does.
Anyone have a webm of the orpik hit tonight?
matthews - eichel rivalry when
>>67243127
Will make one, just a few minutes
>>67243139
Hadn't even considered that aspect of it yet.
TOR-BUF rivalry might just start up for real
>>67243109
finally a good meme by a finn
>its a kippers thread
>>67243109
someone photoshop Matthews' name onto one of these jerseys
>>67243147
Thanks lad
>>67243165
My favorite kind tbqh
>>67243126
>yfw bill scores the game 3 winner
>>67243197
>kikel
>>67243197
>mfw bill scores the cup winner
>>67243232
>>67243232
>>67243233
/hoc/ would forever be drowned in BILL posting and he would become a legend forever
>>67243353
i miss reichsaitl posting desu
Who can stop us?
>>67243232
Who said this?
>>67243127
>>67243178
After about 20 attempts I squeezed it in. They should increase the filesize for webms to 4mb like they have on /wsg/ and /gif/
Post yfw the Canucks pick the bust of this draft.
>>67243403
Can't wait tßh
On second thought, I'd rather have Laine than Matthews. Jets are already stacked at centre, a winger like Laine is exactly what we need.
Of course if the laffs pull a laffs and pick him first, we can always rub the Matthews pick in the noses of the team thieves in the desert.
>>67243420
An NHL scout in Friedman's 30 thoughts
>>67243418
The only team I've seen play at the same blistering pace you guys do is the Pens.
>>67243487
kek noice
>>67243232
>kikel
>bill
>rapist
>>67243535
How true is this? I thought eichel was supposed to be just a tier below mcdavid. I heard Matthews would have went 3rd if he was drafted last year.
>>67243449
>Taking a cheap shot at one of the cleanest players in the league.
Oprik is fucking goon
>>67243409
Will return with Team Europe in the world cup
>>67243605
Just like everything else ever in the history of time, don't believe it out of hand and take it with a grain of salt
>>67243605
That's a scout that Friedman talked to.
Bobby Mac said some scouts he's talked to said Matthews would've been No. 3 last year, while other scouts said that Matthews will have a greater impact than Eichel. Basically, it seems like it's going to be a discussion over the next few years at the very least until one of them cements himself.
My bet is Eichel probably ends up producing more points because he plays more of a meme game, but Matthews plays more of a Kopitar/Toews two-way game shutting down other top lines.
>>67243449
I laughed, that nigga got rocked.
thanks anon, this shit lit
>>67243617
Capitals are trying to goon it up to scare pittsburgh but they dont realize that Bill only feeds off their fear
>>67243641
Well to be honest I would rather have a center that is a bergeron/toews/kopitar type player. You need defensive players down the middle.
>>67243605
Just a prediction, Eichel will be a better post season player than Mathews.
Mathews will be a Stamkos type "superstar" that tends to chokes when the games get tough and Eichel will develop into a Kesler type player. A good two way player that is an important part of a team and can perform under pressure.
This is based solely on my own observations after watching them both play. Mathews will be the offensive playmaker stud but Eichel shows more promise in understanding the two-way game as well as handling pressure from the big boys.
>>67243605
Younger players always go later than older players of the same skill level. Teams want potential and "proven" results. Eichel being a late 96 while Matthews was (almost) a normal 97 would have given Eichel the edge. Now with one more year of "proving" Matthews' talent is more know. Also, scouts always hype this draft as THE BEST until we to the point where next year's is THE BEST
>tfw the Jackets trade Pulji to the Stars purely for the memes
>>67243677
Agreed. Eichel could very well still develop that two-way game himself. It's going to be interesting to see who ends up taking the mantle as the best American center.
>>67243679
You picked Ryan fucking Kesler as the counter to supposed choker Stamkos? They have both gone the exact same length in the playoffs. Jesus christ
>>67243666
>mfw hotdogs are fear
It all makes sense now
>>67242804
Dat filename. Also
>tripfagging using a nickname from a rival's goaler
>>67243776
Kesler made it to game 7
What's its name again?
>yfw Matthews realizes he has to play for Toronto and opts to play in the KHL
>Orpik
Why is he such a thug?
>>67243964
>yfw he demands a trade to edmonton
>>67243995
I laughed.
>>67243990
Americans aren't as skilled as Finns and that makes them jealous
>>67243903
ok, one game further. They're still both 'chokers' though. Doesn't make a whole lot of sense to be holding up Kesler as the paragon of playing under pressure. He's already golfing yet again.
>>67243924
car
when will Matthews pull a Lindros?
day of the draft?
week before the draft?
>>67244059
fuck off gook
>>67244059
What're you going to hang your chink sunhat on when Matthews puts on the Leaf sweater and your dumbass GM drafts the next Virtanen?
>>67244059
he won't
now post bum-bum
>>67244059
It'll be unspoken and the >laffs will take Laine
>>67244059
>pull a Lindros
Yeah, that sure worked out poorly for the franchise that didn't get him!
>yfw Toronto gives up their pick so they can tank next season
>>67244082
mfw laine and poopoopeepeeinajarvi both don't want to be on the laffs either
mfw no one wants to be on the laffs
>>67244095
Next year does look pretty tankworthy with Patrick and Liljegren
TELL ME ABOUT KIPPERS
WHY WON'T SHE POST BUTT???
>>67244104
mfw most Cantpucks fans want to kill themselves right now rather than continue to cheer for a directionless shitty franchise
>>67244104
Kyle Balzer
@KyleBalzer
VIDEO: Fans sigh in disbelief as @VanCanucks will be selecting 5th at this year's #NHLDraft @NEWS1130 pic.twitter.com/5RlKi3h4HJ
>>67244104
how much would i have to pay you to sit on my face (be my gf) [post butt]
>>67244104
better than hongcouver
hey, trade your pick and move down to select cliff pu
>>67244120
No one cared who she was until she showed the butt
tfw no preds superfan gf
>>67244177
Don't think Pu would like going to hongcouver, he's pretty whitewashed living in based London Ontario
>the village of the analheim cucks
>>67244238
>Kongs
>rags
>>67244244
>spics in general
ANAHEIM BTFO
ARIZONA BTFO
LA BTFO
MATTHEWS BTFO
DALLAS SOON TO BE BTFO
>>67244177
>>67244211
Pu would be a good meme player if the poopooeepeeinajarvi isn't in Vancouver.
POOOOPOOOO
Lmao
>>67244303
hahaha epic
>>67244303
HOLY SHIT IS THAT REAL???
>>67244303
that's pretty funny dude
Let's all take a minute to thank Gary Buttman for not allowing Edmonton to ruin one of the top 3 picks.
>>67244340
Instead they're going to ruin the top french player
>>67244349
n-no... they're gonna pick a defenseman, r-right?
>>67244349
And we are fine with that.
There is a clear line between the top 3 and the rest anyways.
>>67244349
he's french, he was born ruined senpai
>>67244303
LMAO!
>>67244303
Holy fuck. Epic. Simply epic my friend.
>>67244403
is it a real monkey
>>67244403
lmao
Not a Canucks fan, but I don't think they have it so bad.
They were unlikely to pick top 3 anyways, and both Dubois and Chychrun are great prospects.
>>67244403
lmao silly monkey
>>67244410
Is Subban a real monkey?
>>67244403
hahaha! would you check out this hilarious ape!
>>67244365
>oilers
>defenceman that isn't a nigger
>>67244422
hong spotted
What do y'all Canadians think of the USNTDP? Would something like that benefit Canada?
>>67244430
no, he's an ape
>shittsburg struggling to beat the craps
Literally zero chance at winning the cup
better luck next year you bums
>>67244455
Nah m8 I'm a SNES fan.
>>67243449
That faggot better get suspended.
>>67244468
>Would something like that benefit Canada?
lolno. Maybe some big summer goalie camp but taking all the best players out of their leagues would only hurt the second tier players that are our bread and butter. Guys like Jamie Benn and Shea Weber that need to go up against the best to go from unheralded to ELITE
why are finns so good looking?
>>67244468
We already have our meme hockey leagues (BCHL, CCHL).
>>67244499
>That Pulju
Nightmare fuel right there.
>>67244403
>>67244499
>>67244499
fuck
>>67244303
fuckinLOL
>>67244303
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHH
>>67244470
>this shit tier b8
heres a you
>>67244303
Leafs Btfo!!!
>>67244303
Holy fucking shit this is hilarious
Should he be made captain immediately?
>>67244303
WEW LAD
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>>67244639
It's between him or Stamkos.
>>67244303
>tfw the laffs may have already finished their rebuild already
>>67244694
Need RD and goalie and a big forward or two
>>67244499
Jesus what the fuck
I feel so bad for Puiju, he seems like such a fun guy and you know Torts is gonna crush his spirit.
>>67244499
Because the Mongol hordes only raped the best-looking women [spoiler]and men[/spoiler].
>>67244716
they're signing that slavic nigger and neuvirth could be acquired for almost nothing
>>67244754
cuckalainen won't let it happen
>>67244639
Nigga looks old af
>>67244754
The Finn GM wouldn't allow it.
>>67244422
30% chance of selecting top 3, 40% chance of selecting 5th.
Bretty bad chances.
>>67244754
>>67244782
>finnish management
>implying this guy has any control over anything
Pulju is ded
>>67244849
he has the ability to fire his coach
kekelainen is probably the happiest man on earth right now to grab one of those finns
What was /hoc/s reaction to >laffs
>>67244979
Disappointment
>>67244979
as a laffs fan, i'm excited as fuck
this new management has set things straight real quick and no memeposting is gonna bring me down
>>67245024
Can we have Mike back
So how does next years draft class look? Asking for a friend.
>>67245032
how many times have you boomroasted our asses with hurtful words
no, you had it coming
>>67245058
Pls. Jeff is pretty good but I still miss Mike.
>tfw no more death glares and angry gum chewing ever again
>>67245041
You know this is karma dispensed from the hockey gods for Kippers and lol i trol u right.
>>67244871
Even if Torts is fired, Blowjackets aren't going anywhere. They're in complete cap hell, maybe the worst situation of any team
>>67245068
mike is on a wild ride now, it's a new adventure
>>67245106
i didn't say they were going anywhere, but torts will be if he doesn't get along with poojarvi
>>67245106
I dunno m8. You seen ours? A lot depends on if Pavel plays his last year out or not. He seems really conflicted because he feels incredibly guilty over it.
But even discounting him we then have the contracts on Ericsson (he almost makes fucking Kronwall money by the way), Howard, and Weiss buyout. Mrazek is up for a payday, as is DeKeyser, Marchenko, and Sheahan. All four of those will get decent pay days but as it stands we have $0 free. We'll gain 2.1m from Helm (assuming Holland doesn't let him walk like a smart person), 3M from Richards, and probably 4.2m from Quincey. Doesn't leave us a ton of money to play with.
>>67245137
Torts and Pulju will become best buddies
>>67245151
Torts is gonna teach him English and after a month he'll have mastered every swear word in the language.
>>67245151
i hope this happens
>>67245150
Yeah your situation is pretty bad too, yet you guys seem to be in the conversation for Radulov? And I heard the Spotsnet guys speculating that you could also be a destination for Stammer. No clue how that happens
Of all the story lines I'm surprised no one's really ran with the Laine = Selanne 2.0 one.
>>67245230
I'm going to be incredibly asshurt if we have the kind of money Radulov wants somehow and try to pay him instead of trying for Stamkos if that's possible.
>tfw executives like Jim Nill made us for the Ken Hollland meme
Im still pretty butthurt desu.
>CRAPS
>CRAPS
>CRAPS
LMAO GET FUCKED, REFS FAVOURED THEM ALL GAME (LITERALLY LET ORPIK GET AWAY WITH A LATE HEADSHOT) AND STILL FUCKING LOST LMAO
PENS SWEEP IN 5 DESU LADS
>>67245151
If pulju plays next year, it will probably be with a swedish center ;^)
>>67245245
Honestly think it might be smartest for you guys to not make any additions, find a way to pay the guys who you actually see in your future, and just take the loss for next year. Get a good pick and do a quick 1-2 year retool.
Don't wanna be like Hongcouver waiting way too long, and then no longer being able to do a quick retool.
>he didn't pick the right final in his bracket
top kek anon
>>67245258
I have the pens in 6 but 5 is a possibility
>>67245266
That's what I would really like to see happen. We have a lot of prospects that will make great 2nd-4th line career players and some really good 2nd and 3rd pairing defensemen, but Holland is too worried about the meme ass streak. We need to just suck for a year or two, accept it, wait to unload some bad contracts, then make a push to either make shit happen at the draft or make some trades.
As it stands, aside from Larkin, we are FUCKED without Hank and Pasha, and Larkin isn't good or experienced enough yet, let alone big enough, to deal with these teams shifting their best defensemen onto covering him. He got quieter as the year went on because teams realized "Wait, this kid is really fucking good, we should probably stop letting him do things."
>>67245236
This 2bh
https://youtu.be/zWk56DcWGcU
>>67245236
i immediately thought of this, really happy for the jest
>tfw Matthews doesn't have Hanafin & Fabbri as teamates
>>67245236
>yfw he ends up being traded to the Ducks later on too
"The winning combination that won Toronto the lottery was 5-6-8-13. The Edmonton Oilers were just one number away from winning, as they had 5-6-8-14."
>complete meltdown of the hockey world was averted at the last second by an inanimate carbon rod
Can't wait for the media manufactured McDavid vs. Matthews debate that we all get to live through the next 20 years.
>Matt Murray is unironically playing better than Braden Holtby
>MATT
>FUCKING
>MURRAY
>A FUCKING ROOKIE VS A VEZINA CANDIDATE
KEK
CRAPS LITERALLY BTFO
>>67245322
who and who
>>67245375
Holtby is a giant meme and I've been saying this all season. Holtby is shit and is a product of his good team
>>67245392
Other way around bud. Caps defense is a joke.
>>67245362
I think it'll be Matthews v Eichel. McDavid is at another level than those two. Matthews/Eichel is a closer comparison, plus they're both American and will play very close to each other geographically.
>>67245352
oilers also had two balls left, toronto had only one
toronto had 1/11 chance of getting matthews on the last draw
>>67245405
Meme magic baby
>>67245288
Honestly wonder if you wouldn't be better off foisting Zetterberg off on a younger team looking for vets or something. Not sure of his NMC/NTC situation and it would likely never happen since he probably wants to retire a Red Wing, but I bet you could get a great haul for him.
>>67245392
>>67245398
caps are a meme
holtby is a meme
theyll lose in 5 desu, only reason they got a win last game is because ref said it was a goal on the ice when there was no conclusive angle showing it was in
can't wait for caps to choke again
>>67245417
damn right
>>67245376
Noah Hanafin, a rearguard drafted by Carolina 5th overall last year. Shanny had a chance to take him but instead opted for an undersized forward named Mitchell Marner who was returned to Junior this season, a sign that the wrong decision was made.
Do you guys like us Stars fans or no?
>>67245422
It would fucking kill me, and most other Wings fans, inside if we traded Hank. I would honestly rather turn into the Oilels than have that happen. I dunno if your team has a player you can relate to it with, but I'd die having a lot of the career Detroiters traded. If we had gotten rid of Lidstrom at the end of his career, Franzen, Zetterberg, Draper, etc I woulda been so fucking pissed.
>>67245449
"No."
>>67245445
marner was returned for a good reason, and i would take marner over hanifin all day, every day
>>67245449
not in particular. good team though
>>67245449
I like you on the other side of the wall
>>67245376
Rob Fabbri, look him up. Good player.
Reminder that everything bad that happens to Vanpooper is punishment for Messier.
>>67245490
i was kidding, he had a really impressive year
Does anyone have the webm of the guy dancing on the dead whale?
>>67245431
Pens fan here, puck was in m8. But the penguins will win this series as ovi continues to be spooked by Malkin's mere presence and remains a ghost the rest of the series
>>67245445
every team hits and misses at the draft cuz you can't get every pick spot on
>>67245480
>>67245508
So you know them? Wouldn't you rather them over Nylander & Marner? Both are currently making impacts in the NHL while Nylander is with the Marlies and Marner got returned to Junior with a chance of another stint in London next season.
>>67245542
Agreed but in this circumstance it was an egregious oversight of team needs. The blueline needs to be shored up and that was a bonafide top paring defender in the making. Hopefully Marner turns out well but watching his series against the Otters put major doubts into mine and many other Leaf fans minds.
>>67245449
I don't think you're cool. I don't think you're super annoying either. You're just like, you know, there. Better than I can say for most fans here.
Is drouin elite
???
>>67245601
kill yourself
>laffs
>tfw you'll never see a game at the dough
>>67245633
Shut the fuck up. Nobody asked you for your comment faggot
I don't really know what to say...
My teams eliminated, we're probably picking like 16th, we're stuck between a rock and a hard place right now, Parise is ded, we're pretty fucked by contracts, we don't have any young developing talent, our last pick is a bust.
But I only really post on /hoc/ because it's the only good general not filled with cancer and tripcucks.
And /tv/ is filled with superhero shit or star wars shit.
Maybe I should take a break from this site for a week or two..
Anybody do anything fun recently?
>>67245637
Huge missed opportunity not calling it the Colosseum
>>67245649
>laffs
>>67245601
i don't see what you're getting at
we were actively tanking for the 1st pick, when connor brown was up with the leafs he was sent back to the marlies on 4 game point streak.
nylander was doing very well with the leafs in his stint and marner WILL do very well, our picks are fine
>>67245652
Is that why you shitpost so much?
Lashing out at us like some booty bothered child?
It all makes sense now.
>>67245659
Literally every Canadian team is greentextable
>Cucknadia
>>67245676
>laffs
>>67245664
lmao @ this Laffer delusion
Even your own fucking fans think Marner is a bust
>>67245690
those are the retard fans that make us look bad
>>67245672
Well I don't have anything else to do but I just watched Citizen Kane so I'm having some type of personal dilemma right now on what's important in life
>>67245664
I admire your optimism but I just don't have the same faith in management as you do. I've been watching this team for nearly thirty years now and every time it's the same drudge. Oh new mangement is in town, they're so much better. This prospect is hot! Then it all comes burning down in epic proportion.
Im thrilled to have Matthews but I don't know how much of a difference it will make with the same cronyism in place as always. Hunter selecting his boy from Junior over a potential franchise defender crushes any faith I can muster up.
>>67245732
>laffs
>>67245750
Just shut the fuck up already
>>67245719
That and you're a stupid pedo faggot which already means youre a retard.
>>67245763
>laffs
>>67245655
Might get mistaken for the one at Caesars Windsor then
>>67245771
Stop bothering me. This is harassment.
>>67245786
>laffs
>>67245732
go have shit opinions elsewhere then, grandpa.
if you think marner is a bust because big balls hanifin managed 22 points and an amazing -14, find another team, like the kongs
>>67245786
>laffs
>>67244979
>mfw the laffs might actually be good soon
>>67245826
Can you IMAGINE the amount of World Cup level shitposting in /hoc/ if they're the first Canadian team to win a cup?
>>67245475
>>67245482
>>67245481
