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First for pulju
>>67260284
bust
I don't like this thread
Last 2 digits of this post determine how many goals Patrik Laine scores on his rookie campaign
>>67260320
Fuck off, Gary
>>67260341
77 get
/hoc/ has THREE threads!
>>67260320
he needed more time in the AHL. He should have been sent down when he cooled off like JJ was
>>67260359
we should all make one right now and fill the board with hockey discussion
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>>67260406
HOCKEY
O
C
K
E
Y
habs trade up for 4th overall and draft Dubois
>>67260341
He'll crumple under the pressure of being compared to Selanne. Then the spirit of Genghis will take him and he'll bust.
>>67260365
[Oileritis intensifies]
>>67260442
canucks are drafting dubois
>>67260442
They'll trade down and take Julien "poutine" Gauthier in the middle of the round.
>>67260542
leafs trade down to take Gauthier and begin the goat farm
>only canadian, american and finnish flags
i don't think this semen slurbing thread is for me
>>67260697
͏>imblying you don't semen slurp for fun
Are European teams arenas sponsored like their jerseys?
>>67260697
I thought your country banned your flag?
>>67260739
Some are some aren't
>>67260751
that's england
>>67260697
>mad at cool kids club
How is it that every single Finn is a retard that knows fuckall about hockey?
>>67260834
they know hockey, but they can't express what they know because they suck at english
>>67260858
This. Fins are truly subhuman but swedes are cool
>>67260739
Little Caesar's arena
>>67260834
>rags
>>67260877
stop posting lundpads
Pls R8 my letter I wrote to Getzlaf of the Anaheim Ducks pls
https://www.docdroid.net/DJ5VCaH/to-the-captain.pdf.html
>>67260697
>the three greatest countries in the world are posting in the greatest general on the site
wow what a surprise
>>67260919
why isn't it in spanish?
>>67260984
ayyyyy
>>67260919
tl dr but I'll go with kill yourself/10
>>67260919
Entitled/5
Just trade Getzlelf and Perry desu
>>67260919
tl;dr
whys he so sad bros?
>>67261036
Patrick doesn't want to listen to what he has to say.
>>67260688
>Julien "assists are for faggots" Gauthier playing with Nylander
would watch
Oilers trade RNH + 4th overall pick to CBJ for 3rd overall pick and Savard
Oilers draft Puljujärvi
Jackets draft DuBois
>>67261036
No cup
>>67261165
That could actually happen.
>>67261165
Question for Finns:
Would rather Pulju be developed by the Oilers, or be coached under Tortorella?
>>67261165
>trading the better player and drafting the worse prospect
seems like an Oilers sort of trade
Did Kris Letang get 2 minutes for playing the body on an opposing player with the puck? Seriously, I'm asking.
>>67261165
4th overall + a D prospect no one outside Edmonton has heard of for Hamonic
>>67261281
Torts. He's getting booted for Boudreau anyway
expect a trade between winnipeg and columbus including a guarantee that winnipeg will not draft either finn
>>67261397
No one is dumb enough to trade away the 2nd pick especially a pure goal scorer.
Will the Shorks sweep the Perds ?
>>67261310
pretty much, it was a retarded call
the refs penalized the caps so much i guess they felt they had to give one to the pens, ive never understood why refs in the nhl feel the need to involve themselves like that
DANCING QUEEEEEN
>>67261535
YOUNG AND SWEET
>>67260697
>swedes
>no seaman slurping
>>67261478
winnipeg isnt trading the pick, infact its likely to be a positive trade for the jets
>>67261563
only 13
t. pedosota
>>67261563
ONLY 17
>>67261339
Ill accept that
>poopie on the Islnadlels
>>67261594
lel
>>67261601
YOU CAN DANCE
YOU CAN JIVE
>>67261522
More than any other sport, I think refs give in to when hockey fans moan about a hit, even when it's clean.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvC797eL8kc
Blues @ Stars stream here at 3pm
Friendly reminder that Scott Stevens was a talentless goon faggot
When is the actual draft? June?
>>67261770
round 1 is june 24th, rest june 25th
>>67261767
Remember to report all of these to Bill Daly's twitter
>>67261795
I don't think he has one. I know the right guy to tattle to but my lips are sealed.
>>67261795
Remember to put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger
>>67262201
rude desu
>>67260336
Mirin dat commitment to bulk
>>67261795
good goy
I actually woke up and felt really sad when I realized that Puiju is going to have to put up with under Torts
Stars blues thread
>>67262467
>>67262467
>>67262467
Bladet kan variera i storlek från det mikroskopiskt lilla till det jättelikt stora. Bladen hos den vita näckrosen och hos den vanliga örnbräken når ibland en längd av 1,73 meter. De mest storbladiga av alla växter tillhör näckros-, banan- och palm-familjerna. Den cirkelrunda bladskivan hos den sydamerikanska jättenäckrosen (Victoria reginae) kan ha en diameter av närmare tre meter. Etiopisk banan (Ensete ventricosum) har blad av 5,9 meter längd. Enbart bladskivan är 8,57 meter lång. Vissa palmer, till exempel den ostindiska sockerpalmen (Arenga pinnata) har blad av ända upp till 7,5 meters längd.
>>67260919
Actually read it/10
Everybody knows why they keep fucking it up. Kesler said as much in the post exit interview, Bruce knew and I sure as fuck hope Murray knows now, too. His announcement that the core's gotta give make me hopeful.
Wait, why isn't Ovechkin playing?
>>67262552
Thanks for the information
>>67262443
He will either be a bust or turn into a superstar and request a trade from that shit team and city.
>>67262655
must have drank too much cum last night and isnt feeling good
>>67262765
He will wind up in LA and win the Cup there.
>>67262800
LA cup window has officially closed
>>67262765
At least he's playing in the East so when he visits a big city like New York he can just slip away never to be seen again.
Ett jävla löv
>>67262814
Lol nope. They are winning the cup next year when Lombardi packs the roster with some good defenseman and signs Lucic
Reminder that the Oilers were one number away from Number 1 and we missed out on what would have been one of the greatest meltdowns in hockey history.
>average Washington Capitals player
>>67262875
now we have to deal with toronto fans for several months until they inevitably hit the bottom of the standings and disappear again
>>67262874
>implying they have any cap space left to do that
>>67262957
What the fuck have we done? We knew we were going to be shit and we were. The leafs have had nothing but bad luck for decades. God forbid something positive actually happens to them for once.
>>67263017
With competent management (>implying) and prospects who pan out the Leafs will probably be playoff viable in around 5 or 6 seasons
>>67263076
>5 to 6 seasons
I don't think it will take that long. If what you said happens it'll be 2 to 3 years and they'll be a playoff team. More than likely a first round exit but that will depend on how well their prospects pan out.
>>67263017
>bad luck
thats an interesting way to put it, i would call it bad management resulting in some of the worst personnel decisions in nhl history
>>67263248
I won't argue the incompetence of previous management but there was also bad luck involved in it as well. Ferguson and Burke were fucking retards that had the organization stagnant and in no man's land.
>>67263017
>we
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o5BUvvAspw
Is he the aspie Teemu /hoc/?
>>67263495
oh god he's meme as fuck
>>67263550
>>67263529
>>67263495
Bah he's based af
>>67263550
what the fug does that even mean
>>67263495
I was pretty suprirised how good his english was
>>67263654
this is insulting. Delete.
>>67263678
https://youtu.be/Z4W6Y0Yn2bo
>>67263678
Lol he would not pass fist grade in Sweden.
Finns are literally subhuman. Just look at Pulju.
Fucking send them to special olympics already
>>67263495
Remember time zones mate, it was 4:20 AM in Finland
>>67263791
You're insulting yourself, m8. A special olympics team beat Sweden last week
>Finnish Goaltending
>>67263934
More like
>Swedish defending
>dullass twinkles
MY SIDES
>>67263872
Are we discussing kiddy hockey again Finland?
Most finnish thing ever.
>L-look at our top tier highschool test results!!! best in the world!!!
>Literally leads nothwhere with no innovators or emerging companies
>Angry birds is the epitome of Finnish archivements
Kiddy hockey means jack shit if you can't turn it into olympic gold medals
>stream didn't start till 3:30
>missed 3 goals
>>67264035
youth is the future, and finlands is so bright that even the dogs here have wear shades.
>>67264035
that's the epitome of swedish achievements?
fucking furniture you have to build yourself?
/hoc/ redpill me on Sweden
Have the leafs announced the signing on Zaitsev yet?
>>67264035
>Sweden's youth literally so shit at hockey they're getting beat by a 'special olympics' team
stay mad Muhammed
>>67264116
success breeds jealously and makes people want to emigrate here
pls stay at home instead
>>67264035
>While Sweden is busy complaining on /hoc/ how Finland has no future, his girfriend is in the next room being impregnated by Ahmed
Just go back to /int/ m8
>>67264158
Sounds pretty blue pill to me Sweden.
Can a non Swede give insight?
>>67264213
how is it blue pill that hoards of muslims want to immigrate here because their countries are shit?
>>67264213
also
>non-Swedes having insight on Sweden
>>67264073
>>67264088
>>67264154
>>67264210
>Finncucks getting triggered by a white mans superiority
Don't forget to study for your swedish test next week Pekka. If you fail it you won't be able to attend university
>>67264116
sweden is shit if im speaking from the heart here.
>>67264213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42jpuXJPk0w
>>67264299
Hasn't been mandatory since 2005.
brouwer
What's it like to be Finnish?
>3 shots
>3 goals
>dullass
>>67264623
Patrik Laine looks like Steve Martin
>>67264623
depressing
>>67264623
breddy chill
Which is more likely, that Nill is a GM of the Year finalist despite paying 10.4M for >Finnish goaltending, or that Boudreau is a Coach of the Year nominee even though he was fired? I could honestly see both happening.
>>67264694
>tfw your GM drafts >>>Finnish goaltending
>>67264916
>coach fired before winning coach of the year
Has this ever happened?
>>67264916
Trotz should win the Jack Adams but the Boudreau situation would be funny.
But honestly the Ducks finished the regular season about where expected. I don't think he should get credit for the team suckling until Christmas and then turning it around. Whereas the Caps far exceeded expectations.
Hakstol could have a shot as well.
>>67265019
I'm pretty sure Trotz will win it but the Ducks had an impressive season between the horrible start and their game 7 choke, Boudreau might make the top3
>finnish """"goaltending""""
>that look on Maatta's face after he got hit
looks like he doesn't even know where he is. Iv'e never seen such a confused face
>>67265067
Sullivan should be nominated as well imo. he completely turned around the Pens' season and forged a new identity and style in so little time. After the coaching chance, Pittsburgh's been among the league's top 3 teams imo
>finnish goaltending
>>67264623
pretty foken sad tbqh
>>67265142
>>67265216
desu when you are playing behind Kilngberg and the rest of dallas "defense" you could call that success. :D
Kari Lehtonen is a 2nd overall pick in an NHL Entry Draft.
>>67265278
>finnish deflection
>>67265342
Don't worry, your golden boy Klingberg might win the Norris some day like Stars fans and Swedes predicted after last season, you don't really need to know how to defend to win the trophy
>>67265286
Is that tony soprano
and literally another 3on1 when periods started :D dallas defense :D
>>67265173
yeah he got knocked out. had trouble standing up. dirty dirty hit. Thats all orpik is good at anymore is trying injure people, because he's a fucking pylon out there. See: Hagelin goal.
I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Is Ben Bishop elite?
https://twitter.com/PR_NHL/status/726783306025582592?s=09
>>67265568
One time when I was like 11 years old I had a bunch of quarters and I took them all to the local restaurant and put them in the jukebox and made it play that song 15 times in a row then walked out. My sister said she went back there later and it was unplugged.
Lehterä is just too good against dallas, they have no chance.
>>67265639
>bigshit
Why can't dullass play defense
Since the leafs will most likely draft autism matthews, do they move Nylander to the wing or keep him at center? Bozak/kadri will probably be up against other teams top centers and in the defensive zone. Nylander in my opinion never looked like a center. He seems like he would flourish more as a winger.
>>67266201
Trade Marner + Gardiner for Ekblad
>>67266344
This is pure fantasy. There's no fucking way they trade ekblad especially for these 2.
>>67266344
Cats would never do that when they're so close to contending.
what is wrong with stars
>>67266436
post butt and I'll tell you
>>67266436
busts
>>67266436
Just post it
>>67266201
JVR for Shattenkirk makes the most sense.
>>67266436
anna pillua
>>67265639
>that booty bothered islels fan
>>67266201
Most likely put him on LW, unless he takes to centre far better than Kadri but Kadri as a 2C is perfect for now and moving forward. Makes top 6 look like:
JVR - Kadri - xxx
Nylander - Matthews - Marner
For next year, with Marner drifting around 2/3rd line RW.
>>67266344
Lol no, but nice Rielly dubs
>>67266376
>>67266385
What if we replace Marner with Nylander?
>>67266535
I could see Connor Brown slotting into that top RW spot. He looked pretty good when we called him up from the marlies.
>yfw torts and poopoopeepee lift the cup together
>finnish goaltending
>>67266502
Wouldn't do that as the leafs. Better to draft and develop a D than trade for injury prone guy. Plus JVR is on great contract too
>>67266502
Fuck shattenkirk. He's a 2nd pairing defenseman whereas JVR is a top 3 forward. Not to mention JVR is on a team friendly contract.
Soshnikov + Percy for Leddy + Griess
>>67261501
it's ogre
>>67266583
I was impressed....with his luck. His points were from (not exclusively) EN goals and secondary assists. He has incredible work ethic and is definitely better than I think he is but I would hesitate to put him on top line. Maybe PAP if he comes back.
>>67266565
The only player the Cats would be interested in trading Ekblad for would be Mathews.
>>67266650
Wouldn't hate, I love Leddy he's one of the most underrated D in the game when it comes I defensive ability. But I also love the heart and work ethic of sosh I'd be sad to part with him
>>67266666
czech'd
>>67266650
Awful deal for the Isles.
>>67266666
Everyone is forgetting about lupul. Granted he will probably only play 40% of the season but still.
>>67266728
Lou said that he is unsure if Lupul plays another game
>>67266728
Lupul is going to end up on Robidas Island most likely.
stream die for anyone else?
>>67266812
http://onhockey.tv/ try finding a stream on here senpai.
>>67266751
>>67266767
Oh nevermind then. I'm curious to see where Marner ends up. It seems somewhat silly to leave him in the Ohl because he's wayyyy too good for it. I would bring him up and just shelter him and his minutes.
>>67266938
>smiling
Unlikely
>>67266954
Bjs are winning the cup senpai
>>67266938
ughhhhhh
this truly is the worst reality
>>67266938
enjoy your stanley cup in a couple years
>>67266874
2nd/3rd line RW on the leafs. However Lou said he doesn't believe that he's ready for the NHL in terms of size and defensive ability. What I think would be interesting is if Marner can't make the club he goes to Europe and play Swiss like Matthews. Playing children in th OHL for another year would only hurt his developmen, maybe playing somewhere against older people might be better.
>>67266981
>blow jackets
>making the playoffs
>more than once in their history
lel keep dreaming
Jesse is gonna be outta there the second he can be a FA.
>>67267044
>Saad
>Atkinson
>Jenner
>Poopoo
They just need some decent goaltending
>>67267113
>literal goonsquad
>coached by a joke
>managed by a finn
topkek
>>67267112
You misspelled Laine. He may look like one of the hobos that does, but I doubt he likes drinking listerine in subzero temperatures.
>>67267044
but they already made playoffs twice family
>>67267155
Uhh hows that any different to Finland
>>67267158
What an achievement
>>67267191
the listerine part
>>67267191
This --> >>67267218
Listerine is mouth wash, not windshield washer fluid
>>67267193
better than the jets who made playoffs twice and got swept both times tbqh
>>67267345
Yeah, but are the jasckets an absolutely confirmed lock for cup champs in 2019? I don't think so
>>67264299
cuckboy
>>67267379
>winniniggers unironically believe this
>>67267544
2018 now that they got laine
what are some good binns for next year
>>67267584
Ur bum is still good next year bby gurl.
>>67267584
love seeing you post qt ;)
>>67267742
Haha look at that monkey.
>>67267742
unreal :DD
>>67267742
Is that a real monkey?
>>67267742
>be dunston
>check in
>>67267742
lol observe the comedic primate
>poos
stars shorks WCF confirmed
what the fuck is wrong with Strombo's voice
lol the two finns on goal tactic actually works
What's a realistic date for when the Vegas team will be announced?
>>67268192
Today at 8:00
>>67268192
I think the league said they would notify the GMs before the 2016 draft if there will be a 2017 expansion draft.
what's wrong with blues
>laffs and ruptures will never have scheduling conflicts during the playoffs
Which would be more beneficial?
>bread and butter player
or
>meat and potatoes player
>>67268362
meat and potato imo. more balanced meal
>>>/tv/68980357
...what
>>67268452
so are we moving over here for the rest of the thread?
>>67268064
Too many cocks in the back of his throat
poos win poos win
>DULL
>ASS
>STORS
DULL ASS TWINKLES BEEEELOOWWWNNNN THE FUCK OUT
>>67268362
too many carbs not enough protein for bread and butter player
FROGPOSTERS
ON
SUICIDE
WATCH
>>67269230
I want to fuck that.
>>67269230
can't tell if trap
>>67269230
Hnnnggghh
>>67269230
hello
>finnish goaltending
Starsfrog here. Ruff's gonna start Niemi for the next two games and we're gonna get btfo easily. Season was fun but it's over
>dallass
>>67269335
You deserve it for all that frogposting
Trust a finn, end up in the bin
let this be a lesson: frogposters dont win cups
do the shorks have a better chance against the stars or the blues?
>>67269335
Meme Magic strikes Again
Stors are a mess
>>67269364
You shut your mouth mister
tfw no SD gf
>>67265173
He ate a straight elbow with the full force of the follow through directly on the chin.
Thats a common knock out blow even in MMA, let alone ice hockey where a guy isn't expecting it.
>>67269405
The look on this kid's face says it all
>>67269420
Pass a swede, he will succeed
>>67269476
>when you realize your team has no defense
>>67269499
cringe
>>67269358
Stars deserve it because Binland goaltending
>>67269499
yikes. cringed
DO IT FOR HER
>>67269269
>>67269278
>>67269303
>>67269321
What was it?
>>67269682
>he doesn't use the archive
will roussel ever learn to not take dumbass penalties?
>>67269727
Yeah seriously who the fuck doesn't have 4chan-x installed?
Are Sharks good guys? Do you want us to win? Or do you want us to lose like always so you can laugh at us :(
>>67269998
I want you to win
>>67269998
>1 off
sharks confirmed counterswept
>tfw there's no hockey on yet so I'm watching women's lacrosse
Who do the oilers pick at 4th?
DON'T
DOUBT
THE
BIRD
>>67270196
all we know it will be a bust. The name will be revealed when they say it.
Jamie Benn is probably the best player on the planet.
Post inconsolable goalies
>>67270237
he's there with Jesse Puljujärvi. Will be interesting to watch their rivalry
>>67267742
wicked monkey
>>67270264
That poor bastard will be in Columbus
>>67270264
benn shits on that little faggot
>>67270393
nerd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWWccwlsLcA
Predators vs. Sharks stream here at 8pm
Why is Roussel such a faggot?
>>67270513
He's French
>>67270072
FUUUUUUUK
Why does this always happen?
THERES A KITTY ON THE ICE
>>67269998
The sharks are always good on paper. They just never play to their potential in the post season.
>Panthers
>>67270258
anyone have that one MS paint pic of Lunquist making his poopey face
>>67270477
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWWccwlsLcA
pls respond
>>67270653
It will be up soon, just need to wait until the pregame stuff so I don't get my account prematurely banned.
NASTY HOMBRE
>>67270673
do you get any shekels from streaming stuff?
>>67270695
TOWER OF POWER
game thread >>67270598
Has the Rangers cup window officially closed ?
>>67270703
Nope. I heard django was asking people for $20 for his streams. I'm not into that. I'm actually investing some money to make my streams better. Imagine that...
>spending more than $200
>so shitposting autists can watch hockey for free
>>67270712
WOW THIS IS JUST A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF CHIP CHASE AND CHECK HOCKEY THEY JUST CAN'T HANDLE THE TOWER OF POWER OF THESE NASTY HOMBRES
>>67270724
I don't have time to shit post when I'm watching hockey, so thanks for making /hoc/ better friend.
>>67261339
There's literally NOTHING on the Oilels worth trading Hamonic for other than McDoobie and Hall.
>>67270724
you are a cool dude and I do not use your streams. just sayin
>>67270724
ty based gary
>>67270723
When was it open anon?
Honestly, Sweden always was a lot like Finland but a bit better at practically everything. I guess things eventuallty became a bit too easy for them and they became cucks. I'm sorry for you swedebros.
>>67270196
PLD or trade it.
>>67270958
>oilers neglecting to pick yet another defenseman
Yeah this actually makes sense
>>67260751
No, that's Germany
>>67271003
They can trade down and get one or they can trade the pick for an established defenceman. Taking Chychrun/Sergachev at 4 is foolish because they'll be there at 6/7.
Also, fuck left handed defencemen. Good for nothing pieces of shit.
>>67271089
Case in Point Boston's defense core
>>67271206
I really love how it mimics the MSG on screen graphics
>>67271325
I really like how you ruined it
Orpik suspended 3 games LMAO CRAPS
>>67271386
How does that ruin it? That makes it more painful for any >rags fan
>>67271396
For that? Are you fucking me? What a joke.
>tfw my food supplier let me buy 4 50ct boxes of cuck pretzels for $5 each
>cucks getting eliminated is the gift that just keeps on giving
>>67271417
you ruined the joke its dead now.
>>67271440
Pointing out a very minor detail does not detract from the overall message. I bet you would get triggered after you read a tvtropes page for your favorite movie.
why are fins good goalies
>>67270258
>>67271433
thats pretty cool.
>>67271426
Yeah, elbow to the head of an unsuspecting guy without possession. A slap on the wrist is what he deserved!
>>67271433
>with salt bag
I really miss smuk
>>67271433
>he has to buy his own nacho cheese
why bother?
>>67271396
Audibly kek'd
He should have maybe got 1 or none
I completely botched 3 racks of ribs (8 lbs) today which I've been working on for 2 days.
Put way too much cayenne and they were spicy and dogshit.
>>67271760
damn bro, that's some shit. sorry 4 ur loss
>>67271760
>not using brown sugar for dat caramelize
>>67271535
You're pretty dumb m8
goon
>>67271828
I followed some beta numale youtube guys advice and used 5 parts brown sugar, 2 parts salt, and 1 part cayenne. You couldn't taste anything but cayenne.
Looking back on it I shouldn't have listened; the dude wore hospital gloves so he didn't have to touch the icky meat.
>>67272021
if you're not getting your rib advice from a dude with more body hair than body, you fucked up
Salomäki > Forsberg
>>67272021
assuming you did a solid coating of the rub fuck that is a lot of cayenne you are retarded
>>67272171
>scrimmage.jpg
>laffs
was at the bears game tonight they won 2-1 so they advanced to the next round. what's pretty cool is the next round is bears/pens so they are playing at the same time as their NHL teams
also they have already played each other 11 times this year and have the potential to play each other 18 times which is crazy
who /hopingforSCFgame7OT/ here?
>>67272791
was at a 3OT elimination game this week shit is always so intense
Had to work today /hoc/
Why did we lose?
>>67272949
i don't see blackhawks on here, must be some kind of error, right?
what's wrong with sharks
>>67273035
because you get caught and get penalty and fuck up the end of the game
>>67273118
They're too cute
>>6727311
they're winning m9
>>67260528
>"the after party's in bakersfield"
fucking kek
>>67264158
>people want to emigrate here
Sure, if you call MENA niggers people
>4(four) games
So how fast does Orpik become public enemy #1 when the Caps lose while he's suspended?
>Wongs
>>67273342
I can see all the salty caps fans now. Please let this happen.
>>67273317
>tfw I can't read
How long do I have to wait until the Hawks aren't the reddit team anymore? We're not bandwagon now that we got eliminated right?
>>67273342
>>67273480
Orpik has been awful and ineffective. Caps press has acknowledged the tacit benefit to him getting hurt in round 1 and possibly suspended now. Would rather have Orlov in.
>>67273517
just sign up for leddit now m8
>>67273576
Its easy to say that until they eliminated in 5 kek.
>>67270072
>vlasic just went down
oh god this is how it started last time
>Marner, Matthews, and Nylander
yfw leafs are the next dynasty
>>67273600
If they get eliminated in 5 it will be because the top two lines didn't get their shit together and produce. Most blame would probably be heaped on second line as Williams and to a lesser extent Kuznetsov have been shit.
Orpik probably gets more blame if he plays. He has been pylon-tier.
>>67273943
back to back draft champions?
>talk about Weber's shot in miles per hour
what the fuck? who the hell understands this shit in canada?
>>67273943
If only Marner didn't weigh 140
>>67274034
I dedicate this 2 u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ4Ib-7fJqY
>>67274034
Why would they need to worry about Canada?
>giving up your home ice advantage
>steers
>craps
>bloots
Lel
what's wrong with preds?
>>67274579
meme magic not strong enough
>>67274579
>shit forwards
>shit defence
>shit goaltending
>>67274607
Nor is the stanchion
>perds
ITS THE SHARKS YEAR LADS
>it might actually be the sharks year
were canadian teams the only thing stopping the shorks?
>he didn't have this final in his bracket
??????????????????
what the fuck anon, I thought you were a "hockey guy"?
Gonna suck seeing the preds get swept. Pekka played his ass off and this meme ass offense cant do shit
>>67274579
>like 2/29 on PP
>don't even try to score until late
It's actually the Nucks, they killed the Perds and stole their uniforms.
Have the Shorks overcame their playoff choking stigma finally ? Did the Ducks catch their curse ?
>>67274868
Playloffs are not done yet... wait... the shorks need time...
>>67274868
HAHAHAHAHAHA he """"""""actually"""""""" believes this!
>>67273480
>I can see all the salty caps fans now
Caps fans don't get salty. The team is expected to choke
>>67274868
Until they win a cup we can never be sure
>>67274911
It really feels like a shorks shork in the conference finals again episode init?
>>67274948
Yup.
Unfortunately
>>67274948
nah they get reverse swept in the cup finals
>>67274868
No, the Shorks have to go up 3-0 before they start truly Shorking
new meme
>>67275222
There's only room for one goose in town
>>67275356
>irrelevant shitter
Nah I think his clip art picture is better
this is nice meme
>>67274034
why does Kanada care when theyre not even in the playoffs
>KANADAAAAA
>>67275437
a's pls
>>67275496
shorks*
sorry i'm drunk
>>67275516
shork goose
>>67275373
>about to win the Kentucky Derby
>irrelevant
Pick one anon
>>67274715
Yes
>cacucks 2011
>>67275643
thanks senpai
i like that new meme smell
Shorks vs Bloos WCF
trannys vs Pens ECF
Shorks sv Pens SCF
>yfw Shorks Bolts Sunbeltb owl
>>67275738
>that /hoc/ butthurt
It would be amazing
>>67275373
>mad at goose
>>67275791
lmao
>rags
>>67275791
Kek
>>67275791
10/10 my friend.
pongs goose pls
>>>/b/682210227
looks like Patrick Kane posts on 4chan
>>67275738
i dont consider the sharks sunbelt and the lgbtning wont make it
>>67275832
>i dont consider the sharks sunbelt
Well it's a good thing your arbitrary definition of sunbelt doesn't mean dick you stupid fucking canacuck
Who benefits more, Caps losing Orpik or the Pens losing Maatta?
>>67275832
California is just opposite coast Florida you dick obsessed fag
>>67275840
>>67275849
>these buttpained lgbtning fans
kek
why does the sunbelt ass blast /hoc/ so much? especially canadians?
sunbelt shitters really are the easiest "fans" to trigger
>>67275896
because >muh winter
>>67275902
>proving my point
top lel
>>67275911
>say the lgbtning won't make it
>two sunbelt "fans" get ass furious within 4 minutes
Is it the hormones you're on?
>>67275936
>he still can't stop talking about dick
>can't realize he was talking to at least 1 sharks fan
Which team is in the absolute worst position to be in and why is it the Minnesota Wild?
>>67275814
kinda hard to work with pongs colors and make it look good desu
>>67275952
So you're a shorks fan and you're this mad? Maybe sharks are sunbelt after al l lelmao
>>67275965
Any Canadian team
>>67275965
1. Mild
2. Cantpucks
3. Devils
>>67275683
Tampa on a goose is nice but I like it better when the goose gets loose on Tampa.
>>67275979
>>67275814
better goose
>>67276082
lmao look at that fukin monkey
>>67276058
I really should make more 60fps webms but it's kind of a pain in the ass to get the videos off nhl.com
>>67276017
This. God it sucks right now being a cantpucks fan. But at least the wild are worse...
>>67276167
At least you're not the Oilers...
>geese
Only room for one bird in this thread
>>67260697
Well you're just 14-years-old, too young to be here, Ahmed.
>>67276082
Look at that fukkin monkey John snow is brought back to life at the end
>>67276247
Kek
>>67261310
As a Caps fan,even I know it was a bad call. Playing devil's advocate, Letang's stick was reached around and in front of the players body when he fell.
As someone watching from tv, it was a clean hit.
>>67271498
dude was just in the AHL this fall he has not cocked up enough to be inconsolable
>>67271433
I wouldn't eat that bro it's a choking hazard
>>67276175
This needs to be in every /hoc/
>this triggers /hoc/
>>67276498
>this confuses the sunbelter
>>67276611
Is this Little Mosque on the Prairie
>tfw the sharks are likely going to the WCF
>tfw the blues could potentially be joining them
What the fuck is happening
>>67276649
the caps are guaranteed to win the the cup is what's happening
What position do you play anon?
>>67276680
bitch I live in Florida we don't play hockey here
>>67276634
Is that narnia
>there are people that think crapitals have a chance to advance past the pens
>there are 14 year old edge lords that still unironically think ovshit is better than crosGOAT
>Dfw no qt azn panther fans
>>67276717
Case in point
>>67276669
>crapitols
>winning any away games
not a chance, they even made Johnstons life easy by letting him not have to force a gimped Maata to play another game
>>67276719
>nofanthers
>fans
>tfw watched way too much hockey night in canada
Are Graf skates basically foot fedoras?
>>67276743
indian women are so fucking ugly. I feel bad for the few men left in canada
>>67275815
tfw ur the only person who remembers the "kane posts on /sp/" meme
>>67276788
>this ass plasty pasty patty
>>67276803
post butt
>>67276866
>turns into a mocha wicked witch of the west that reeks of curry at age 32
>>67276866
brown skin is best skin t͏͏b͏͏h
>>67276866
>panthers hat
>laffs shirt
Why?
>>67276803
i only remember the name was just some random letters
>>67276680
I'm an undersized, puck-movind defenseman with great ice vision like pic related.
>>67276680
Played center when I used to be able to play
>>67276973
Why can't you play anymore
>>67277034
concussions
>>67277053
Sorry to hear that.
>>67275982
They are.
t. former AAA jr sharks player
>>67277053
>>67277062
He's not me, but the answer is correct
>car accident
>kicked in back of head during pickup football game
>easily triggered concussion from random babby hit after the first two
After that doc and coaches wouldn't let me play
>>67277134
New thread
>>67277141
Are you fucking serious?
OH BOY HERE WE GO
>>67276247
you motherfucker lmao look at that MONKEY tho
>>67277229
Well meme'd
>making a new thread before the old thread is over
>making the new thread identical to the old one
>being a semen slurping homosexual Canadian
>>67277284
>spamming pr0n because you are an aspie sperm
Lelmao
>>67276421
>mfw the capitals only made the second round because they played a team with a literal sieve for a goaltender
>>67277325
You mean Berenstein Bears.
What the fuck you peddling man.
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