OFFICIAL 2016 NHL DRAFT LOTTERY THREAD #1
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Will the Oilers repeat as draft lottery champions?
Will Finland commit suicide?
The Draft Lottery watch starts now!
Oilers
first for snes
Things that need to happen
>sparkledogs #1
>no canadian teams in top 3
>oilers have a surprise announcement that theyre relocating to vegas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe6BpRaD6tY
Stream will be here before the Caps vs Pens game
>>67234764
>>67234764
Asking for too much. The first and second are plenty and enough to make everyone happy as is.
Wew
MATTHEWS TO TORONTO!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!
Singles and oils get matthews
>>67235030
Epic
>>67234863
hit_the_showers_gary.jpg
>>67234780
How many sponsors can they fit on these jerseys?
C-can the Canucks get a top 3 pick guys???
Or i'll livestream hanging myself if the Canucks don't
Post yfw /laffs/ get 4th
>>67235129
That guy is way too ugly with a qt gf to be making signs like that. He must be loaded or have a 12 inch dick to keep that chick around.
>>67235119
1967 was half a century ago
Half of a century
https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/726538025245745152
FIRST #1 FOR WINLAND INCOMING
I posted this in /hoc/, but your best and worst-case scenarios
Best: Columbus - Carolina - Calgary
Worst: Any combination of Colorado/Edmonton/Vancouver
>>67235323
>Cuckgary
>Good scenario
Pick one and only one.
If anyone wants to watch the TSN pre-draft coverage here's a VLC stream:
http://shitcago.absolutegarbage.ga/live/bettman/playlist.m3u8
If you can't use VLC go here:
http://demo.jwplayer.com/stream-tester/
Paste the m3u8 URL in the box that says stream to load and click load stream.
>>67235239
this picture makes me itch all over
>>67234863
holy shit. I remember playing that game when I was a kid
Best: Edmonton/Montreal in the top 3 and Toronto 4th for maximum >laffs butthurt
Worst: >laffs - Boston - Columbus
>>67235323
>>67235532
Forgot to quote
BEST
>Sparkledogs>Lose Jacekts>Boston
WORST
>Edmonton>Laffs>Hasb
>>67235532
>Edmonton
>Good scenario
Pick one and only one
Im ok with top Mtl tho
>VOTE LADS
http://www.strawpoll.me/10084670
http://www.strawpoll.me/10084670
http://www.strawpoll.me/10084670
http://www.strawpoll.me/10084670
http://www.strawpoll.me/10084670
>>67235267
Definitely dedmonton. They have far too many C already
>>67235573
But think of the >laffs butthurt if they won
Toronto would fucking riot and it would be awesome because fuck that franchise
>>67235572
>Bombston
>They won't pull a Seguin, a Kessel or a Thornton on their top pick
Kek
>>67235466
>>67234863
What game senpaitachi?
>>67235651
never mind, google image actually worked
>>67235323
>BEST
Leafs-Sabres-Canucks
>WORST
Coyotes-Bruins-Blue Jackets
>>67235613
And then Edmonton trades the pick to Boston for a literal bag of pucks and a 3rd pairing ahl d man
>>67235651
Twinsen's Odessy
OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN OILERS WON AGAIN
who /hype/ here?
>turn CBC
>show about poo in loos peeing in tea
>>67235361
Use this stream for CBC draft coverage, channel has been changed
>>67235783
Nice job, dummy
IT BEGINS
Laffs fan here, gonna hope Bettkike doesn't fuck us over and give it to Arizona or Edmonton.
>>67235102
Get the rope out m8, Vancouver only has like a 1 in 3 chance of a top 3 pick.
http://www.tankathon.com/nhl/pick_odds
58 bings until shitposting begins
>>67235770
what
>>67235361
VLC link works. Thanks bby.
post yfw america go top 3
>>67235823
Hidden camera footage of a dot indian plumber that was took a piss in a teacup while he was working on a dishwasher
>hour long show for an overweight man to open 16 envelopes
Christ Canada
Give it to me straight lads, how disappointed will I be?
>Stroumbolopoulos
What kind of meme last name is that?
well, you already live in Winnipeg, so it can only go up
>>67235846
thats fucked up
why didnt he just use the bathroom
>>67235863
A name that owes lots of debt
>yfw Oilers win again
>>67235855
Who is your team?
>>67235868 meant for >>67235855
somehow my quote didn't work
>>67235874
I hope that's a rhetorical question.
If it isn't, ask /int/ for a detailed answer.
>anybody but Arizona winning the lottery
when does this shit start?
>>67235874
because poo in loo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
>>67235884
>>67235889
Over a 70% chance you will be disappointed.
>>67235883
LOL
>hasb get to pick top 3
>With their first pick, the Montreal Canadians are proud to select Pierre-Luc Dubois.
>>67235912
53 bings.
>>67235925
>puljujarvi falls to the oilers at 5
>>67235912
Not for another hour, it's just prospect talk for now
>>67235925
SECOND COMING OF RICHARD MES AMIS!
Honestly I wouldn't even be surprised.
What is in his pocket??
>all these Greek-Canadians
Suspicious.
>>67235953
Meth
post yfw oilers 1st overall again
>>67235997
>mfw coilers ruin one more potential superstar career
Why are the Oilers so bad every year?
>>67235884
>>67235997
OILERS
I
L
E
R
S
>>67235950
You're laughing but some >hasb fans would rather have a shitty Quebecer player than a good non-Quebecer player.
>>67235950
I would actually be very surprised if they did pick a good old Québécois in the first round, Trevor Timmins has a massive hate for the Qmjhl it seems like. The habs have only picked a guy born in Québec in the first round once in about 20 years and he wasn't even playing for the Q. He was in the USHL.
>>67236049
Canadian teams make money no matter how bad they are.
They have no reason to try to be good.
>and the first overall pick will go for
BOSTON BRUINS
>>67236036
>tfw I just realized having elite North American prospects be ruined by Edmonton is a Russian plot
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW LADS.
>>67236049
It's a shitty organization in general. Combine that with having your hopes and dreams crushed by having to live in Edmonton, imagine how the players feel? Poor worth ethic, poor discipline. That kinda thing is typical of shitty teams.
I love shitty hockey games so I'm not going to bitch. I watched an Oilers game once where they had to put duct tape on a bad patch on the ice. Canada really knows how to deliver meme games.
If repeating digits jets pick first
>all female sketch show
but why?
QUIZNOS SPOTTED
NHL HAS SHIT TASTE IN SUBS
>tfw soon i get to delete this picture because ill have a real one
>>67236049
The amazing ability to find new ways to suck but most of it comes down to the lack of top pairing defencemen.
>>67236124
CBC needs to make it's diversity quota.
>>67236115
they ruined yak too tho
Those nigs are rocking
>>67236086
Yeah but the QMJHL doesn't usually have a prospect in the top 5 for the draft, so I wouldn't be surprised to see them go for Dubois if they draft top 3.
>>67236138
But will he be making that same face?
>>67235997
>yet another 1st overall
>yet another year they'll finish not even close to the playoffs
>their existence will be so infamous that young players wont pursue a career in hockey in order to avoid a cursed life as an Oiler
>hockey ceases to exist in 20 years
>>67236159
He's been honing his meme skills for the past year. It will be even better.
>>67236049
Rampant Nepotism from 2003-2014
Souray & Whitney becoming old
Poor drafting past the 3rd round
will Matthews vs McDavid be the next Ovechkin vs Crosby?
>>67236161
At what point does a top prospect pull a John Elway/Eric Lindros and refuse to sign with the Oilers? I'm surprised no one has yet (there were rumors that Yakupov was going to do that to Columbus)
>>67236161
Do you think some players deliberately limit themselves in the season before they're drafted to reduce the chances they'll go to Edmonton?
Lets go get Aho's linemates
Is there a single player in the league who's agent isn't Pat Brisson?
>>67236186
Crosby vs Malkin
IS HE IN BED?
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MEME MAD
>oilers win first pick
>again suck
>nhl force them to move the franchise to Mexico
>>67236204
I'd be fine with pulju to carolina fäm
Wow Laine is ugly as fuck
>Laine
this guy looks like Breivik 2.0
Is Laine autistic?
L A I N E
A
I
N
E
>>67236187
I hope Memetthews does it
>>67236206
Lots of Oilers have Orr as their agent
>>67236156
>Doesn't usually have prospects in the top 5
Who are Mackinnon, Pooin, Crosby, Huberdeau and Fleury?
Do all Finns suffer from meme face syndrome?
Laine looks like a child molester lads. He's also high as fuck.
KEK
>18 and balding already
feels bad man
ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
KILL ME
>>67236206
I think that just means Brisson owns the agency not that he's their individual agents. Like how Andrews doesn't literally do every ligament surgery.
This Laine character is goofy af desu
BASED
MEMETHEWS BTFO
>>67236250
It's 2:20 AM, he's probably sleepy as fug.
>>67236249
only the top memers.
>finnish people in charge of speaking english
>>67236245
meme, shit, good, shit, shit
BASED AS FUCK
>>67236204
Whatever helps you keep the team, which I'm all in favor of
>>67236249
Finland is the autism capital of the world so yes.
>>67236187
>don't sign
>enter draft next year
>Oilers have #1 again
Maybe go to the KHL and come back at 24?
Laine confirmed autism lads
>>67236276
Patrik pls
>>67236286
>Huberdeau is shit
I'll fite you m8
Its vappu, why is laine not pounding some tight teenager
How the heck are they going to reveal it? Just a straight countdown?
>>67236115
>fail for Nail
>jesse puljujärvi = blake wheeler
>>67236302
He's Finnish, you didn't need it confirmed
>CBC can't stop calling the draftees "big guys"
MADMAN
>>67236315
>vappu
Valborg
>>67236317
i hope they do the lottery ball thing
>Bombston getting their failure rubbed in.
>>67236317
04-3 then #1, I was hoping they'd do something different this year
>>67236349
they upload that on NHL.com afterward
>>67236349
They do the balls behind closed doors, they already said that you mean loving fuck
Why can't I watch Finns do a interview without cringing like hell. Goddamnit makes me sweat and feel nauseous just to see them try to speak english.
>>67236317
They'll do it the same as the NBA, revealing 14-4, then 3-1
Even when it was just one team winning the lottery they'd reveal teams in reverse order
>>67236369
rigged if i say so myself
>tfw you will never be an old jew who gets to rig the draft lottery
>>67236361
14-3*
I can't type
>>67236371
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvOmFFu830Q
I missed the Laine segment. Was he memeing hard or something?
Fugg i missed the laine interview
>>67236371
Live by the meme, die by the meme.
>>67236371
it's the finnish way unfortunately. one day we'll have a top draft pick that can speak english as well as landeskog.
>>67236371
Because all of our top athletes have IQs smaller than their shoesizes?
>>67236402
Taking it to new levels
>>67236371
You're afraid that they will expose the true nature of Finns
>>67236402
>Meme English
>Meme face
>>67236412
Not just the atheles mate
>>67236402
Laying in bed skyping with the interviewer. Short answers with a bit of rally english.
>>67236402
>>67236406
He looked like this>>67236254
and sounded high.
>>67236410
>one day we'll have a top draft pick that can speak english as well as landeskog.
Doubtful unless he is the kid of a NHLer and spent significant time in NA
>>67236301
It takes 3 years to re-enter the draft my Paki friend
>rally english best english
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqQhQSbe6fw
>>67236410
He's swedish so no.... you won't.
Anyone got a stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe6BpRaD6tY
CBC Draft coverage stream moved here
Also Caps vs. Pens at 8pm
TIL there is actually no english word for myötähäpeä. I guess it's a finnish phenomenon
>>67236482
Yes there is
Inb4 Oilers win and this happens again.
ottawa GM is all about shekels
>>67236507
Tell me. I need it to discuss hockey and finnish players.
>>67236410
Bah, I'd rather have our mongol rallyenglish memesters than swedish male models who flame out in the playoffs.
>>67236525
http://footballstreams.net/hockey/nhl-draft-lottery-crf8eh8b
dubs for nucks winning da lottery
Jesus, Francis looks old.
Who /notcoyotefanbutwantsmatthewsonhishometownteam/ here?
Still rubs me the wrong way Jones didn't go to Colorado.
>inb4 muh storyline
>>67236540
Cantpucks btfo
Anyone have video of laine memeing?
So who's more likely to be the bigger draft bust Line or Puju?
Happening
Oh yeah I forgot the Blackhawks only won the cup because Bettman gave them Kane when they were supposed to be fifth.
>>67236525
>shared sense of shame
>embarrasement felt on behalf of another
That's basically what "cringing" means now
>>67236482
There's no single word because the great thing about language is that you can combine words like 'second', 'hand', and 'embarrassment' and create these crazy things called 'phrases' that have their own meaning.
We can't all be hyper efficient like the Germans and just remove the spaces from phrases to create single giant pseudowords.
>>67236564
>Cantpucks
All of camada are cantpucks.
>>67236575
Matthews
23 MINUTES LADS
Snes pls
>>67236575
memestew
>>67236583
And Kane scored against the Flyers in the SCF, the team that was supposed to draft him, lel.
>>67236402
>>67236406
no worries famalamadingdongs
i recorded it
https://streamable.com/j2g7
So we all agree? Oilers win and we riot?
>>67236575
Laine will be the most overrated, but he'll still be a solid player and have a good career.
>>67236575
SHe looks happy. Is it true the Publix is a good place to work?
Leaked results
t. Draft lottery Knower
>>67236575
Pulju.
>>67236575
Poopinajarvi
I dont watch hockey but im bored
what channel is it on lads
>>67236514
>Lindros
that was a great night
>>67236613
Yes. Fuck the Oilers and Gary Bettman
>>67236612
SWEDEN BEST COUNTRY
>>67236637
cbc
>>67236619
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67236637
CBC
>>67236637
CBC
>mfw coilers win first and pick mcmatthews
>mfw he pulls a lindros and demands a trade to arizona
>>67236575
Poopinajarvi, he's already been surpassed by Laine.
>>67236590
>shitting on german language
Fuck off, fakefrog.
>>67236637
CQC
>>67236619
>Laffs BTFO
I'm fine with it desu.
>>67236648
at least there was no leapfrogging.
>>67236658
post more kitty kats
>>67236612
BASED AS FUCK
For reference
Good 'ol Terry Senko
>>67236685
>doesn't start until 8:09
gay
How would you fix the lottery /sp/?
>>67236684
>The teeths
Even Keith has better teeths
>>67236704
For the Oilers
Trips and leafs win
>>67236685
Thx for login info.
>>67236186
Can't have a vs. when they're on the same team
>>67236685
>Auston Matthews LIVE FROM FINLAND
What a time to be alive.
>>67236716
>Not even close
Kek
>>67236704
I think results of prvious three seasons needs to be factored into a lottery of all league teams.
>>67236704
it's actually fine imo
LAFFS BETTER STAY FIRST
FUCK YOU BETTMAM
>TJ Oshie's kid was just following orders
>just following orders
>mfw
>>67236301
>Chouinard compiled a 104-60-13 record with the Shawinigan Cataractes and was selected by the Ottawa Senators in the first round (15th overall) of the 1998 NHL Entry Draft. By 2000, unable to agree to terms on a contract with the Senators, he instead opted back into the NHL draft. Hoping for a fresh start with a new organization, Chouinard was instead selected once more by the Senators, this time in Round 2 (45th overall) of the 2000 NHL Entry Draft.
>>67236714
Delete this
>>67236751
not happening, get over it
>>67236736
oh yeah bitch fucker
quads and leafs win
>>67236704
Weighted a bit heavier towards the worst teams. That's about it though.
>>67236685
>that ID and password
Are you fucking kidding me
>>67236254
Kane level hairline
man i would suck oshie and let him FUCK my gf
>>67236756
Kek
>>67236728
memes are becoming self-replicant
>>67236754
post yfw canucks win the lottery
>>67236685
>sn12345
>islanders had a better start
>went down 2-0 almost immediately
kek
>>67236704
Implement Burke's ideas. 14th being able to move to #1 is stupid. Go back to teams only being able to move up a max of 5 spots and make it so winning #1 gives you a 2-3 year cooldown on lottery eligibility.
>>67236798
>canucks
>win
>truck ads
>truck ads
>truck ads
What the hell?
dubs and oilers win
>>67236798
>yfw the Habs win
>>67236811
>doing anything that faggot burke says
Hopefully more of his children die
>>67236835
Oilers don't need meme luck
>>67236828
Do you not have truck ads in binland?
Here's a great idea guys
Miss the playoffs you get one lottery ball. That's it
>>67236835
The curse has been lifted. Thanks based anon.
lads I literally can't find what channel this shit is on
CBC says pens vs caps
>>67236828
Oilers fans are watching
Why the fuck is Tormund Giantsbane selling gift cards?
Trips and jets win
AYY LMAO
>>67236869
you a retard read thread
>>67236864
This
dubs for b ruins
>REMINDER
http://www.tankathon.com/nhl/pick_odds
>>67235224
that girl is at best a 6-7/10
>>67236864
That's actually not a bad idea
>>67236862
I wouldn't know, I don't watch TV.
Amount of repeating digits in this post pertains to the amount of lotteries the Oilers will win today
Repeating numbers and Habs get a top 3 pick
>>67236828
Trucks are large vehicles meant to carry cargo, with regular road models having 4 to 6 wheels
A wheel is a short, sideways cylinder like the gears on the tracked vehicles that are likely the only transport (other than sleds) you've seen
I hope this helps
>>67236773
It's likely something that was thrown together for temporary use. It doesn't matter if a bunch of people find out the password because that wireless network won't exist tomorrow.
Whoever takes Minnesota kids wins
i fucking hate mcdavid but fuggggg that goal
>>67236864
Just say equal odds. "one ball" marks you as a moron
>>67236921
You're quite the memester, ameribro.
>>67236923
fake/10
At least you tried
DIPIETRO GETTING MEMED THE FUCK OUT
>islels
>>67236927
>Meme goal against Columbus
>DiPietro was selected over Lundqvist
le mao
>>67236857
I guess you don't like being able to retain salary in trades? Because that was 100% Burke's idea
Jesus Burke looks like a hedgehog
Rate my drug dealer
>Only 4 #1 picks won a cup.
wew lad
>Vinny
The team I root for is out of the top 3, but I really don't want them to get a top 3 pick and pick a Finnish retard. Anybody but a Finn.
>>67236923
Not sure about that. It's not as much of a pure hockey state as, say, Texas.
>mfw toronto commits sudoku losing the 1st pick to the coilers again
>>67236963
>none of your business!
rekt
why does burke have such a meme hair
>stars like Nash
why do they interview these owners and people
this is a circus
Meme 3rd overall for the Oilers
>>67236811
>14th being able to move to #1 is stupid.
I actually like this part. If you're close to the playoffs maybe you just need that one boost of talent to get you over the hump.
>>67236983
i got a thing for mulattos so 5/5 would absolutely move to st louis to marry her
>>67236924
>2.0%
So you're saying there's a chance
>tfw oilers fan
>tfw when lottery is only thing we can win
>>67236976
It's a meh idea. It would be better to limit the number of NMC/NTC a team can sign. Maybe 3 per team.
>>67236983
7.5/10 would fug and blaze wit
>>67236923
>that shoop
The face ruined it for me, shoop or no shoop tbf
its gonna be deadmonton, accept it now, dont be disappointed
>>67236983
needs a better bra/10
Linden looks like the lead singer of the Flaming Lips tbqh.
>>67237012
Can you call it winning if the payout is a negative amount?
brian burke is fucking salty holy
Go Canadian teams with C in their logo!
>>67237044
dubs of truth
>>67237043
Apparently he said he would hit someone if the Oilers win
>yfw chiarelli/burke brawl
>yfw the league punishes the flames by allowing the oilers to take Brodie
>>67237044
Please happen. Laff and Oiler asshurt would be astronomical.
>>67236984
If Ovi can get a goddamn cup that would make five finally.
>>67237044
One C and two toilet seats
>>67237012
how much young talent can you bury
>>67237044
would be okay with this.
COME TO VANCOUVER LAINE!
>>67237043
Why's Shanahan the only one who doesn't look like utter fucking shit.
I mean, holy shit, these guys represent their franchises here.
>Bob Murray is a pirate
Lel, fuck you Burke.
Last two numbers decide winner
01, 15, 29, 43, 57, 71, 85, 99 = Leafs
02, 16, 30, 44, 58, 72, 86, 00 = Oilers
03, 17, 31, 45, 59, 73, 87 = Canucks
04, 18, 32, 46, 60, 74, 88 = Blue Jackets
05, 19, 33, 47, 61, 75, 89 = Flames
06, 20, 34, 48, 62, 76, 90 = Jets
07, 21, 35, 49, 63, 77, 91 = Coyotes
08, 22, 36, 50, 64, 78, 92 = Sabres
09, 23, 37, 51, 65, 79, 93 = Canadiens
10, 24, 38, 52, 66, 80, 94 = Avalanche
11, 25, 39, 53, 67, 81, 95 = Devils
12, 26, 40, 54, 68, 82, 96 = Senators
13, 27, 41, 55, 69, 83, 97 = Hurricanes
14, 28, 42, 56, 70, 84, 98 = Bruins
>>67237044
I'd be okay with this.
tbf I just want to see Vancouver get fucked over
Brian Burke is pretty funny
>>67237044
Thank you based Sverige
>>67237041
All the Laffs tears are worth it.
Here's hoping for another fresh batch today!
>>67237079
I just want to see everyone mad when the Oilers win
>>67237043
Burke is honestly a shithead
>>67237063
i quite like it when shit teams have toilet seats in their logo.
However, i root for a team with a bird that cant fly so that logo is kinda retarded too!
>>67237074
Rollin
Who cheering for American teams here?
>>67237041
>>67237065
First Overalls are harder to win than a stanley cup, Oilers should be praised as a dynasty for their accomplishments in the draft lottery.
>>67236989
>dallass texass doesn't even change the logo
>believing the team wasn't stolen
>thinking they were anywhere near the bottom of attendance
Stay classy state of swampass.
Can we all agree that as long as Laffs and Oilels dont win then everything is fine?
>>67237089
How the fuck is he so funny?
THE SWEENSTER
>>67237100
Nice job faggot
>>67237074
Roll
>>67237100
you faggot
What's up with all these balding old white dudes? Where's the diversity?
>>67237100
DELETE THIS
REPORTING IN, ITS OUR YEAR LA
>>67237074
Roll. Tho odds don't match
>>67237100
DELETE
>>67237111
bashing everyone left and right
Go Jackets tbqh
>>67237105
>tfw two consecutive dynasties
Reminder that Toronto's last, and I assume only, first overall pick was for We dall Clarke. If Matthews is anywhere as good as him I'd say we'd have a worthwhile guy.
Who /nervousasfuck/ here?
>>67237074
Meme magic, help us.
>>67237059
>Oiler asshurt
Getting the 4th or 5th pick would be the best thing because then management can't meme on the league with another young forward and would have to pick a defender or trade the pick
>>67237141
Is he a clown? Does he amuse you? What is it about him that's so fucking funny?
>>67237074
rolling
>>67236990
>worst record in the league
>falls to 4th
G-go Jets
>>67237107
Why are Minnesotans so salty? Is it their Scandinavian genetics?
Not many until bings until OILERSWINLOL
>>67237149
>not wanting to draft Alex Nylander
>tfw by virtue of the butterfly effect each post in this thread effects the outcome of the lottery
>>67237074
>>67237125
>>67237136
BJs first
Devils second
Sabres third
CANAUTISTS BTFO
I'll be so angry if Edmonton gets #1 again
>>67237144
proud to be an oilers fan, get to watch mcdavid in his new castle here in edmonton. Be jealous boyz
>>67237171
VANCOUVER VANCOUVER VANCOUVER
>>67237100
Wew lad
>>67237149
47% chance you won't even make the Top 3. It's called the "lottery" for a reason.
>>67237170
We'll trade up and get him senpai.
>McGinley
Goddamn, I love this old bastard.
>>67237180
I'll be so happy as an edmontonian
>>67237176
That's literally the most meme lottery ever.
>>67237171
Not Ottawa :^)
>>67237149
FUCKING /NERVOUS/.
>>67237074
Meme magic, please get a star in Carolina
>>67237166
Why would I be salty? It's just sports. It's not like TX is better than MN when it comes to quality of life, health, fitness, life expectancy etc etc. I have the superior life and in the end that's all that matters. Also... MN is German.
>>67237166
In denial that they're the new Cleveland
>and then they counter with "muh WNBA championships"
>>67237069
>3 Cups
>Olympic gold
>8 time all star
>Hall of Famer
Shanny has nothing to prove and an unlimited budget, he's got nothing to be stressed about
HEATENINGS
"I think everything happens for a reason"
-Jack Eichel on McDavid getting drafted by edmonton oilels
>>67237212
Thank you based anon
Ottawa finally good
HOLY FUCK I'M SHAKING
EDMONTON EDMONTON EDMONTON EDMONTON EDMONTON
EDMONTON EDMONTON EDMONTON EDMONTON EDMONTON
It's Buffalo
>TFW when you boo Bettman no matter what
>>67237171
Which team should we jinx?
>Laffs
>Oilels?
>>67237149
Reporting
GARY PLS
Will the top picks be at the lottery like Mcgaykid and Kikel were last year?
pls gib devils a perkele torrilla tavataan
screencap this
>>67237220
Why haven't you killed yourself yet faggot?
omg oilers actually won the pick, I work at SportsCentre and we just found out
>women on sports shows
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67237208
Jackets' future in Columbus is on the line, just like it always is
It's time!
start revving up the memes lads
I DONT WANT TO WATCH A FUCKING INTERVIEW
>>67237262
inb4 troll
Wait sorry this is my first time watching this.... why dont they show the lottery ball thing? Why do they have to put them on cards?
>>67237250
They'll be LIVE FROM FINLAND
AUSTIN "NO PERSONALITY ROBOT" MATTHEWS
>>67237262
We've known for like 2 years that the Oilers won the pick.
OUR YEAR
S O O N
O
O
N
Buffalo won the lottery
>>67237282
Because this shit is rigged af
>>67237246
>putting the jew in charge of the balls
yeah this wont be rigged
let's go avs
haha nice hair bruh
>>67237282
So they can fix it
is matthews retarded? why does it take him so long to respond to basic questions?
>>67237270
Ready.
>>67237282
Suspense. They release the balls video after
You can tell by the look on his face that Matthews is dreading getting drafted by the Oilels.
>>67237282
because jubes and goyims.
>delaying my game with pretend hype for the the edmintonwinslol draft
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67237305
im rooting for you buddy
>>67237305
I would be salty as fuck if you guys win; it'd completely justify your tank out of the playoffs
RIGGING IN PROCESS BY THE NHL
>>67237282
they upload the ball video later on
Might Matthews be gay?
Somebody cross check Daly. Do it for the good of the fucking league!
JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY
>>67237277
i can send proof
why is the bizarre foods guy there?
finally
>Matthews
Will he pass Bill Guerin as the best half-Latino American hockey player of all time?
MUH DRAFT LOTTERY
Is there a more overblown, overrated, media filler event?
Oh my god Matthews is SO.FUCKING.BORING
Like every single NFL guy was a better interview than that
H Y P E
Y
P
E
BOMBSTON BTFO
>an american and 2 finns are the projected top3
>american is the most autistic one
uhh?
DONT SAY OILERS OR YOTES YOU FAGS
What the fuck is this music?
>the best hockey prospect is mexican
We outchea
OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA OTTAWA
fug
GET HYPE
>>67237353
It's like I'm watching The Mole or something
god i hate sports commentators
>boston
KEK
IM SHAKING SENPAI OH MY GOD
>SNES PICK 12TH
FUCK
SNES BTFO
Kindy spooky
>>67237353
Leftover music from the game show boom of the 2000s?
>>67237362
Fuck, I miss that show
>this fucking Apprentice music
Wtf NHL?
T E N S E
E
N
S
E
>first canadian club
SNES irrelevant forever
>this spooky music
>first canadian club
OTTAWA BTFO
I wonder how massively rigged this jew show is.
HOLY FUCK I'M SHAKING
>hasb
>>67237377
Making Hockey Great Again
ottawa confirmed not canadian
edmonton wins holy shit
wtf is this shit?
i thought we were getting a spinning wheel or balls
NO RIGGING
COLUMBUS WINS
>>67234683
What the thrill in watching this? So far thwy're announcing the draft pick order as shown in the background.
>>67237383
This!
>sparkledogs
goddamn it
>>67237375
WHAT THE FRIG
I CAN'T FUCKING BREATH
NOT RIGGED
O
T
R
I
G
G
E
D
Winterpeg!!
HAHAHA FLAMES BTFO
>OTTAWA CONFIRMED FOR NOT CANADIAN
BTFO
Can you imagine the Oilers winning and Shanahan decks the Oilers rep?
JEST IN THE TOP 3
JETS IN TOP 3
LEAFS GUNNA GET A TOP 3 YESSSS
WINNERPEG WINNERPEG
DONT YOU FUCKING LET EDMONTON WIN BETTMAN!
>NHL
WINNIPEG
Hahahah, Burke is gonna be so salty.
PLEASE JETS
HAHAHAH VAUGHNCOUVER
COMISSIONERPUCK
>HONGCOUVER IN FLAMES
Calgary btfo
>CANTPUCKS
CHINKCOUVER BLEEEEEEEEEOWN THE FUCK OUT!!!
HONGCOUVER BTFO
JETS BABY AHAHAHA
AHAHAHAAH CANTPUCKS AHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAH COILERS AHAHAHAHAHA
DRAMA WINNIPEG GOES UP.
TENSE
E
N
S
E
>no Oilers
fuck this
OILELS BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING JEWS FUCK YOU
OILERS BTFO
NOT RIGGEDNOT RIGGEDNOT RIGGEDNOT RIGGEDNOT RIGGEDNOT RIGGEDNOT RIGGEDNOT RIGGEDNOT RIGGEDNOT RIGGEDNOT RIGGEDNOT RIGGEDNOT RIGGEDNOT RIGGEDNOT RIGGEDNOT RIGGEDNOT RIGGEDNOT RIGGEDNOT RIGGEDNOT RIGGEDNOT RIGGEDNOT RIGGEDNOT RIGGEDNOT RIGGEDNOT RIGGEDNOT RIGGEDNOT RIGGEDNOT RIGGED
AHAHAHA
Dedmonton rekt!
yess laffs yesss
Laffs are winning this lads
C O L U M B U S
O
L
U
M
B
U
S
BURKE BTFO
>Canes didn't win
Brb turning my TV off
Loseipeg finally doing something
>Jest
>Oilers
HOLY FUCK MEME AS FUCK
OIL BTFO
OILERS
B T F O
T
F
O
OILELELELELELELELERS
>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS>BOILERS
>>67237217
Fuck off Klaus, Minnesota is Norwegian
MY FUCKING SIDES
>A FUCKING LEAF IS ABOUT TO GET KEKED BY A JET
GET FUCKING EDMONTON! GET FUCKED YOU FUCKING LOSERS!
SUCK A FUCKING GIANT COCK!
FUCK MY CANUCK ASS
WINNIPEG CONFIRMED
GET FUCKED OILELS
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
a commercial...are you fucking serious
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OILERS DIDNT WIN
FUCK YOU BETTMAN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TYBG EDMONTON BTFO
OILERS AND KEKS BTFO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GODDAMNIT BETTMAN YOU CAN'T JEW THE OILERS OUT OF THEIR PRIZE
SHITMONTON
BLOWN OUT
KIPPERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
THE FIX IS IN
FUCK THE JACKETS
PLEASE BE JETS
>OILELS
brian burke about to start a riot lol
How good can Columbus be if they had the first overall pick and they draft Auston Matthews?
WE DID IT LADS
EDMONTON BLOWN THE FUCK OUT.
>>67237464
this. why the fuck do we get cucked out of everything
>COILERS
JUSTICE AT LAST
JETS HERE
MY HEART JESUS FUCK
I feel bad for Edmonton.
fuck you edmonton
>Memethews going to the Jest when the only reason he's playing hockey is due to the original team leaving
P O T T E R Y
O
T
T
E
R
Y
THE NHL IS RIGGED AGAINST THE OILERS
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
MFW LEAFS DYNASTY
>MFW LEAFS DYNASTY
MFW LEAFS DYNASTY
>MFW LEAFS DYNASTY
MFW LEAFS DYNASTY
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MFW LEAFS DYNASTY
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MFW LEAFS DYNASTY
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MFW LEAFS DYNASTY
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>MFW LEAFS DYNASTY
MFW LEAFS DYNASTY
>MFW LEAFS DYNASTY
LEAFFFFFFFFS
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
IT'S OVER
MEEEEEEMEEEEEEESSSSS
Get fucked oilers
>>67237478
Jets are pretty based so I'm okay if this happens. We're still getting top 3 senpai.
fuck dude either laine or pulju has to play in fucking columbus or winnipeg......................................
as an oilers fan, im mad, and i guarantee they gave us 4th regardless to punish us
THERE IS A GOD
COLUMBUS HELL YEEEEEE
4th is the worst fucking spot
no mcmeme/pulju line
im fucking killing myself right now
Post yfw the Jets win the first overall
Winnipeg deserves #1 more than any other team. Their fans are the best in the league.
>>67237503
Their GM is Kekäläinen, so ... They'll be the shit tier forever.
>based McGinley again
I love this draft.
JUST
>>67237503
Them trading Johnasen was brilliant. They would have real cup potential in 2 years
I hope the Jets get it. I've always felt bad for that fanbase, they need something to get excited about.
>>67237507
You're the 2nd-best team not in the playoffs. But you guys are on the way up; all those young defensemen
>Can't win a Stanley Cup
>Can't win the Draft Lottery
Why do I even cheer for the Canucks
>>67237551
ahahaha no
>LAFFS get Puljujärvi
LELMAO!!!!
>>67237476
The fuck it is. The slumlord northwestern swamps of MN are norwegian but not the parts that matter.
>>67237536
Literal dogshit vs dogshit literally.
Laffs win 1st
Jackets 2nd
Jets flew in too low and got 3
one of laine or pulju is playing in an absolute shithole
>>67237551
>fat drunk natives who huff gas
>best
So why are Canadian clubs so shitty? Obviously their players are the best but why are all the teams in Canadian cities constantly trash?
>>67237536
Natural Finnish suicide rate
+
Winnipeg sadness bonus
One of them is gonna kill themselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZuzw2TCNSU
>Flames BTFO, but oilers and bucks BTFO more
this is fine
>>67237551
Fuck them, why should they get to be happy?
>>67237552
>hating on based Jarmo
Fuck off
IM GONNA LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD IF THE JETS WIN MATTHEWS
I want Toronto to win the first overall pick.
Leling even more at Cantpucks than the oilers. Btfoooooo
>BOILERS
BOILERS
>BOILERS
BOILERS
>BOILERS
BOILERS
>BOILERS
>jets get selanne
>could get laine or puju
pottery
>Jackets 3rd
I'm okay with this.
>no mcdavid & pulju
This is a fucking holocaust. I was looking forward to the memes so much.
FUCK YOU CANADA GIVE AMERICA #1 OVERALL FUCK ;__;
LEAFS
A
I
N
E
FINLAND
LEAFS
A
I
N
E
>you have to play in winnepeg
kek
Come on laffs
POOPINAJARFAG TO COLUMBO
>laffs
rip Memethews
MATTHEWS KEKED IN TORONTO
RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED
RIGGEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
WE DID IT CANADA!! GET REKT USA GET REKT
>#1 wins
boring as fuck
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WE DID IT
>A FUCKING LEAF GETS FIRST PICK
poor pulju
FUCK YOU TORONTO
WINNIPEG WITH THE FUCKING STEAL.
Columbus get Pulju!!!!
FUCK YOU LAFFS
LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS LEAFS
LAFFS WINS
LEAFS WIN
>pulju to cbj
rigged
i demand a redo
RIGGED
I
G
G
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D
TORONTO DID IT! THEY FINALLY DID IT!
>>67237551
falling for memes
>finns probably going to columbus and winnepeg
Top JUST
RIGGED
LAFFS WIN
FUCK YES
SECOND COMING OF WENDEL CLARK LADS!
WE FUCKING DID IT REDDIT
R.I.P Matthews
>>67237568
Damaged economy... Have you seem how the maplebuck is trading lately?
>>67237631
torts and pulju 5ever
RIP Autist Matthews
We hardly knew ye
DAT SMUG SHANAHAN
fuck this bullshit. columbus should have had that
Jets get second pick I am fucking ok with this.
that's fucking comissionerpuck
those boobies are just begging to be freed from their prison
OOOHHH FUCK YEAH!!
>we earned this the hard way
kill yourself brenden you gaylord
>area that produces the most NHL players
>future of the franchise is from the Sun Belt
Cucked?
Why are they so close?
>>67237672
Confirmed Commishpuck
LAINE CONFIRMED FOR FINNISH FLASH 2.0
>MATTHEWS
>NYLANDER
>MARNER
>STAMKOS
>RIELLY
>TAVARES
WHO CAN STOP US?
LITERALLY N O B O D Y
"What will the number one overall pick meme to this team"
GOD WILLS IT!
>>67237676
I wanna Tap her tits with my dick.
Not that mad. Now I have the excellent chance to shitpost
>Canada's team
>best player an american
>mfw the leafs draft puljujuju
>2nd pick
I hate Toronto more than you can possibly imagine but I'm pretty okay with this
>>67237701
JUST GIVE US THE CUPPPPP
>you now realize this is as good as winning a cup to leaves fans
>they traded away a center he could play with
MATTHEWS LOOKS SO FUCKING SAD
HAHAHAHA I DONT BLAME HIM
It's like 3am for this Fin
Tbh, they deserved it. No other team did tank as skillfully.
DIDN'T WIN BUT THESE OILER TEARS ARE DELICIOUS
Jesus christ, people. The autist doesnt HAVE feelings.
>>67237692
Sun Belt my ass, the fucking desert
>Toronto celebrating like they won the cup
kek
>muh support, ownership, teamwork
Nigga you got here by losing games
>mfw lottery
>>67237701
>stamkos
>tavares
>>67237717
Fugg. Tbh I dont give a shit senpai, ive been waiting for this for 20 years. Go fuck yourself.
that nigga austin is FADED AF
>Toronto's savior will either be a beaner or a Finn
How can >laffs fans cheer for their team when your best player isn't even Canadian?
NEITHER FINN WILL BELONG TO >BUSTMONTON
today was a good day
>>67237730
No where near how Connor looked. Matthews is probably relieved, could have been worse
auston is choking back tears more effectively than mcdavid
>>67237717
not when we get stamkos
>>67237767
>Canada's team
t. Wongs fan
666 get
>>67237746
Nigga it's like 3:30am in Yurostan.
>>67237775
pretty easy, we did have sundin
Matthews fighting back tears
>>67237652
>mfw
What a time to be alive.
>>67237777
Quads confirm.
God bless Buttman.
>>67237777
Puljujärvi will drop one spot
>>67237777
Nice quads
But Columbus might be just as bad as Edmonton
>>67237775
Who cares m8? There will be plenty of Canadians chipping in even if you do, but the Leafs at this point will take whoever can help them.win a cup.
Is bettman gonna stream the game too?
>>67237796
Nigger, I'm in Helsinki.
It's 0324 over here.
>>67237777
colelbus will pick tkachuk, because kekelainen memes hard
Pres f to pay respects
>>67237701
>WHO CAN STOP US?
Only yourselves.
>>67237817
nothing is as bad as edmonton
Honestly Matthews and Laine would both probably pick toronto over winnipeg
>>67237816
I know this is not happening but I want it so much it's heartbreaking.
JETS GO FROM 6TH PICK TO 2ND AHAHA WE DID BOYS THE MEMES WORKED
so when do they announce who the teams are picking
The only places better than Toronto to go in that bunch are Boston, Montreal, Colorado, and Vancouver in terms of where the team is at, the quality of the city, amount of people that care about the team etc.
>>67237845
I know I would. Actually winning a Cup in Toronto would be like the guys that won the first Red Sox World Series in 90 years.
>>67237817
At least Columbus has been in the playoffs in the last decade.
>>67237879
In June?
>>67237845
Without a doubt.
They probably lean towards Aleppo over Winnipeg.
>>67237879
late June, it's the week after the NHL awards usually
>>67237817
Columbus isn't that far from competing, plus their players are paid with real money instead of Canacuck funbucks.
>>67237897
Winning a cup is winning a cup. Doesn't matter where it happens, they want it.
>tfw Canucks fan
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJuO-SIW8Lk
>>67237935
Columbus is a bad team with a lot of bad contracts. I don't see how they get any better.
>>67237651
have you? its up to 80 cents now nigga
>>67237935
All NHL teams pay in USD.
obviously you don't read
>>67237701
>Ekblad loves playing with Rielly so much at World Cup he signs with Toronto in a few years
PLAN (THE)
A
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A
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>>67237935
NHL players are paid with US$ regardless
>>67237901
Jackets are 2 meaningless wins over the Penguins from being the worst playoff franchise in the NHL (worst is Atlanta/Winnipeg, who still haven't won a playoff game)
>>67237901
Finding someone stupid enough to trade for Tyutin
SUCK MY FUCKING COCK YOU FAGGOTS LEAFS FUCKING WIN. WHERE YOU AT FAGGOTS? FEELS FUCKING GOOD
>>67238055
>canagay trying to get a bunch of dudes to suck his dick.
Shocking.
>>67238055
Leafs fans love sucking sean off.
>>67238167
as much as i hate sean i would have no problem sucking him off right now
>>67237651
> Being this unemployed and unaware
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