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Publix #2
Bolts sweep in 5
>pubelix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ6TMwSDo34
Stream is here
Let's get this show on the road
>>67229025
This is an ILLEGAL stream and NOT Mr. Bettman's personal shitposting stream. Please be sure to report this one.
>>67229025
thanks bb
The cup doesnt belong in florida or anywhere else where its warm.
lets go bolts
>>67228959
I sure hope so. Hopefully Bishop took a poo before this game
>>67228959
Islanders gonna win da cup
>Carle is out
just what we needed more injured defensemen
>>67229223
Based food poster
>>67229226
2bh other than the poos, the islanders are the team i would least mind seeing win the cup besides the lightning
>>67229239
>Carle
its fucking nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z4gYW5nnBE jeremi ruunikki
>>67229223
is that subway?
going up 2-0 on the road is gonna be tough, don't have a lot of expectations from this game
>>67229322
shut the fuck up Carle has been fine since he started playing regularly for Stralman. Losing him definitely hurts us.
>>67229358
Matt shouldnt you be in the press box? Stop shitposting
"playoff" hockey
>3 PM EST
absolutely disgusting
>>67229372
>le pretend to be famous person maymay
Shouldn't you be back on reddit?
>>67229493
this sucks. i just woke up an hour ago and cant watch this with my m8s like i usually do because its too early
>>67229493
Real nigga hours
Is Alan Quine elite?
>>67229506
haha what a zinger you got there carle
>>67229493
>>67229514
I had to set my alarm so I could get up and watch. Early games don't fit well with my NEET lifestyle.
>mfw bishit gets pulled again
>>67228959
do you know what a sweep is you boltard
>>67229567
>not waking up by noon
islanders sweep in 2
trannies literally disband after this afternoon game
>Prince plays for the islels
I thought he died tho
>>67229591
how new are you?
>>67229567
>Set an alarm
>3 PM game
>""""""""""early""""""""""
>mcdolans for wedding food
>>67229591
>its a "newfriends dont understand memes" thread
>>67229661
>this is the american dream
when's the meme draft lottery?
>>67229598
I did before but somewhere I got off track. It's harder to wake up earlier than it is to stay up later so I always struggle with it.
>brian 'faglover' burke is on the air
JUST
>>67229718
stop posting this same fucking question you got your answer already you yellow fuckhead jesus christ i hate finns neck yourself
>>67229755
It's 2016
>>67229718
in 4 hours
>>67229714
Theres literally nothing wrong with McDonalds
>say the game starts at 3:00
>start it at 3:20
>black tranny singing the national anthem FOR BOTH GAME
why is trampa gay into black transexuals?
>>67229804
the sausage hashbrown mcwrap is fucking godlike, dont really like mcdicks but goddamn its incredible
>ANOTHER nigress
Have all the anthem singers this round been niggers? What agenda is being pushed?
>publix
natty btw
I was just at publix desu
It's good luck lads
>merica
>home of the brave
>land of the free
>brian burke's fucking hair
KEK
>it's a sonya bryson episode
I don't know why people hate the Lightning so much they're probably one of the least Canadian teams in the league
THE GREISS IS RIGHT
GREISS
IS
RIGHT
Interesting choice for a backup
bishop in net, islanders victory confirmed
>>67229918
nobody likes florida teams
Nice to see a strong black woman performing at a white peoples event, good for equality
>>67229955
gotta put em under pressure while young so they get used to it
>>67229955
Is this Marty St.Louis?
>>67229918
bunch of diving pansies
>>67229955
would be better than bishop
>Have the same person sing the national anthem in Game 1 & 2
Tampa needs to import some more talent.
>>67229975
Savage
>>67229967
>as far from Canada as you can get
>very few Canadian players
best team if you ask me
Guys... go Isles
>coo coo
>tarmina
what the fuck
>>67229918
nobody likes anything ever
>bustkov is a finalist for the womans trophy
kek what a fag
>>67230023
fins commit suicide frequently, and the pantherfag franchise is on the edge of folding anyways. league has to throw them a bone
>>67229991
that would explain why they are getting shit on so hard
>playoff points leader
>3PM game
So everyone knows Bolts are the ggood guys here right?
>>67230075
buttman's gay love for cindy and ovenchicken is not surprising
Johnson has a sets of wheels on him
>Get momentum
>Take a penalty
God damnit Palat
good lord they called interference on that? Disgustingly obvious refpuck.
>>67230091
we're all on team honky here mate
>>67230112
>a sets of wheels
wow this sloppy as fuck PP
you drunk fuckups
what the fuck is this
>this """""powerplay"""""
How have they not fixed the powerplay yet? It's beyond overdue
>powerplay
the fix is in
>New York """""""""""""power okay""""""""""""
>>67230112
>>67230123
Blots confirmed for roadkill
>The isles of Jew York "power" plays
the islanders are only playing sloppy because of a 3 pm game
they should be outlawed
islanders sloppy as fuck out there, christ.
>that pp
ALL THIS FUCKING SPAGHETTI
HAHAHAHAHA FUCK THIS TEAM
>>67230204
Do Jew yorkers usually have their third burger around this time?
>LELANDERS
BOOM BAYBEEEEE
HERE WE GO
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
SCAAAAARRRR. TJ had some step in his game.
they're literally drunk
this team cannot play when they rest too much
TYJO!!!
Isles getting styled on
>Islels
lmao holy fuck new york
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Nice giveaways
>ISLELS
MANLET SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
>trying to stop tyjo
Silly islanders
HERE WE GO, BOYS!
It was bount to happen
GOALLLL
>German goaltending
JOHNSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>car accident in neutral zone
ISLES IMPOUNDED
hahahhaha fuck new york
>Johnson from Palat and Kucherov
we meme line again
>letting a manlet score on you
id fold the franchise tbhfams
scoring first, ever heard of it new york?
>>67230294
Solid bantz Canada
>New York in charge of not driving into each other
lelanders pls go back to long island
>>67230320
Tampa loves elite manlet forwards
>all these shitters don't know the isles have to be losing to be effective
wew
>>67230313
why are they called the triplets?
>Islburgs in charge of not taking each other out
>islburgs getting scored on by a man the size of a twelve year old
>>67230371
I don't know it's a stupid name
>>67230313
It was Johnson from Palat and Hedman you stupid faggot.
>Detoilet wouldn't pay Filppula $5 mil annually and let him walk
>Sign Stephen Weiss to $4.9 mil annually
?
>>67230389
Fuck you nigger Kenny Albert said Kucherov before the commercial
>>67230368
this is unironically true.
>>67230389
he plays like a manlet, makes sense to confuse him as part of the manlet line
>another islanders "power" play
>inb4 2-0
>Another penalty
Uncle Gary phoning in some help for Jew York
>these soft ass penalty calls
this is ridiculous
Better pizza: Florida or New York
>Islburgs needing the reds to bail them out this early
>>67230410
what a qt
>losing to the blots
lmao
>>67230438
uncle garry would much rather see a non traditional """"""market""""" win
>>67230452
Theres a lot of new yorkers that move here and open authentic pizza places but as a whole nyc pizza is much better than most pizza places around here
this scotiabank commercial with the faggot jew husband is honestly sickening, im so happy that scotiabank is going out of business soon
>>67230452
Considering that Florida style pizza is alligator bites and crystal meth
Florida style is untouchable
boyle is a big guy
Spaghetti play
go bolts
>>67230498
Only if you're erect
>>67230509
for you
>>67230509
for you
>>67230481
The Islanders are Gary's boyhood team, bro. He only jewed is way into Top Jew to marionette them back into relevance.
Detroit is the master of pizza. just ask anyone seeing a game at the dough
>>67230509
foryou
guess that was the nhl's monthly holding call
>>67230531
How's the job Swedebro?
>>67230546
where did this tranny meme come from? i've seen way more gays and trannies in nyc,
great
now the blots can literally do what they want because they already had 2 penalties called on them
>>67230551
then he's been doing a really shitty job
>>67230499
>you look great, honey. you're gonna blow them away
So that's how she got the job.
>>67230564
>the dough
topkek
kek
game over
>>67230584
it's just one Detoilet nigger spamming this shit
just ignore him
>>67230564
Detroit style pizza is the best style
LE CAR TEAM GETTING MEMED ON
SCAAAAAAAAAAR!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAGAHAGAHGAHAHHAHAHA
>Islanders get completely bullied and then scored on
HAHAHAHHA
SCAAAAAR JOOOOOO
ahahahaha
griess is fucking shit
>non finnish goal tend ing
>ISLELDERS
behead those who schedule early games
>>67230584
Detoilet shitposting
Wongs fan who used to live in upstate Florida posted a pic of a tranny and got banned
>Drouin
>>67230574
soulsucking and unrewarding but I get paid so it'll have to do for now
SHIT FRENCH BUST SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
>Islelsfags thought they had a chance
Game 1 was rust. The Lightning are 10x the team the Islanders are.
Sweep in 5 confirmed.
>german goaltending
>islels
did the goalies switch teams
>>67230639
If only they'd pay you to make MS Paint Bolts pictures
SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
With Finns you win.
Forget that sexy goal I'm just glad someone smashed the shit out of one of the refs
Islanders please fuck up the refs as much as humanly possible
>now that the islanders realize they're losing badly theyll start playing
is this a new coaching tactic from Capuano?
Is lexplorer watching this in prison?
Are there anything more subservient and cucked than new yorkers?
>Druin
The fuck why is he even playing? I thought the Lightning didn't want him.
>>67230669
that'd be the dream
>>67230648
>posts pic of tranny
>gets banned
>people as for pics with Bolts gear
>"lol, I don't want to get banned again"
>>67230696
I tried to mail him a pub sub but it didnt work.
>>67230669
top kek
>>67230634
Detroit here, we don't have trannies posting in our threads. That's just you tranpa. I've seen it in another bolts gamethread before too but never any Detroit ones.
Also you're:
>mad
>at memes
>>67230584
It from the Round one Game 3 matchthread. An attention seeking Tampa fan admitted he was a tranny for (You)s, everyone asked him to post his boipussi, and he eventually posted a picture of his hairy ass in slutstraps
detoilets haven't let tranpas forget ever since
>>67230706
We dont talk about Drouin.
He's still on my shit list. What a fucking baby.
>>67230697
Yes, Briburkhas
>>67230734
>Detroit
This is a gamethread for relevant teams. You are clearly not welcome friend.
>>67230734
>mad at memes
>mad at tampa for beating you
So why did Islander fans become Islander fans and not Ranger fags?
>>67230706
Pooper doesnt want him or want him to play.
is there a single islanders fan who actually lives in new york city here? or are they all shitty long islanders (as usual)?
>>67230786
For the same reason people are Mets and Jets fans they want to be hipsters
>>67230734
Where did the kitty even COME FROM!?
Another penalty for Tampa. Fucking hell.
>>67230786
The Isles are a non shit franchise
>>67230734
>Wongs eliminated in round 1 last year by Bolts
>still salty
>"n-no trannys in D-detroit"
>>67230786
long island is a very different place from new york city
Boyle is on the isles payroll
>>67230780
>not watching every playoff game you possibly can even after >your team gets eliminated
>>67230784
Why would I be mad about something I expected? I don't get mad at the sun for coming out in the morning when I'm trying to sleep, even though I don't like it.
>>67230780
btfo. ty dad
>>67230786
not actually sure about this but it could be islels seats are affordable for a normal person
>>67230813
this
>>67230822
seriously? how?
MANELT
JUST
WEW HICKLET!
can you stay out of the fucking penalty box you fucking idiots
Isles are irrelevant 5v5. Gary is going to have to phone them into the ECF
>>67230842
long island is basically the suburbs of new york. think of awful chads and guidos and you have long island. literally everyone who lives there hates it and wants to leave. their idea of fun on the weekends is going to new york city lol.
THE BUST
>>67230822
Except Barclay's Arena is in NYC.
How many more soft calls to get the Islburgs the lead?
Fucking Tampa and their stupid penalties.
>>67230734
>a major city with a population of more than 500k doesn't have any trannies
You deeply underestimate just how far the SJW's have infiltrated this country anon.
But keep pretending you don't have any faggot
>>67230836
We'll allow you to watch but you can't post. The limited number of posts are reserved for big strong semi-finalists. Not weeny first rounders.
>>67230892
>lbgtning
Bishit's shits are Hickey sized
>b1shop
The most dangerous lead
>>67230894
Ohhh I see. If everyone hates it, do most of you move to NYC?
>islelnders being goons
fuck them
>>67230899
its literally been only there for one year when the franchise has existed for like 40? 95% of the fanbase are still from long island. the move to barclays did nothing because pretty much anyone in the city who is into hockey is already a rangers fan
Boyle not taking any shit from Martin.
>3 penalties already
Tampa is gonna blow themselves out.
>>67230962
They won't get called for it, so why not?
That Subway girl was awful compared to the Guac Girl.
>>67230965
And they will not stay at Barclays - both sides can opt out after 5 years and it seems both sides want to do so
is there a bigger, softer fag on the ice than hedman? a scrum starts and he goes straight for bernier, a full foot under him
>>67230958
im not from long island im a
>rags
fan from the city but i have gone to school in long island for the past few years. if not the city, most people try to leave for elsewhere
>>67230894
>>67230958
Long Islanders hate Long Island so much that even their hockey team moved to New York City.
>>67231018
Hedman is literally the entire Tampa defense right now. He knows he can't end up in the box.
Do non-car normies actually think commercials like that are good? that was the dumbest shit
>>67230962
isles aren't goon, bolts are just super soft. might be softest team left desu
Hahaha>>67231033
>>67231018
He needs to stay on the ice.
>>67231000
checked though.
have the rags wrapped up their series yet?
can't wait to play them
>>67230909
It's just a taunt, kinda like how you shitposted about niggers and spammed Detoilet and the reddit frog taking a dump on the winged wheel over and over. If you don't want shitposting in your thread try to foster a more comfortable environment. I know that's impossible, since all you sunbelt shitheads know how to do is either whine about the refs, post SCAAAAAARRRR, or post another fucking stale pepe meme just like you did in every game thread for the last few years.
So no don't expect Tranpa posting to go away. It has nothing to do about the Tampa team itself, I actually like the Lightning and think they are a good team. The fans on the other hand wouldn't know a hockey game from their asshole and only watch so they can shitpost. I like shitposting too though and I know I can shitpost harder than all of you.
>>67230836
>Why would I be mad about something I expected?
Typical northcuck, any time you get btfo the first thing you go for is "I already expected us to lose"
Grow a spine, stop being a cunt, and admit that we beat the shit out of you and in pretty good fashion
Shit it's like penguins and sabers fans are the only ones with any kind of humility
>>67231037
Long Islanders love Long Island, they just hate the political bullshit and cost of living and the taxes.
>>67231060
this. lightning is not a physical team, and thats why the bruins and blackhawks always try to get rough with them. sometimes it works but most times our speed and offense make up for the discrepancy.
>>67231096
already waiting 4 u in the ECF bud just try to focus on tampa first ;0)
>>67231097
so basically you're just mad at memes? ok
>>67231097
I can see this being posted in a cringe thread in the near future.
Who /Nassau County/ here?
Hempstead here
>>67231097
>This mad
>at memes
Feel bad for you ya soft cunt
>>67231096
>thinking Tampa won't win the series
Rags are winning the cup because we are cursed to never win another Stanley
>>67231146
Confirmed african american
>>67231097
>this assblasted
>>67231146
Not the New York Islanders lel
>>67231136
No. I just saw that your memes lacked magic and decided to give them an infusion of fresh blood. Sadly for you that blood came from a HIV infected tranny :(
Tamp will start the second on a PP.
>>67231097
>try to foster a more comfortable environment.
>being this faggy
>>67231198
>talking about dicks is magic
you and the catlin canadian should hook up. sorry you get so mad at memes you obsess over penis
>>67231198
weak ass shitposting m8 u said u were good at this
>>67231109
politics? whats the cost of living? whats up with the taxes?
>just curious about yalls local culture
>>67231146
Baldwin waddup
Drouin is such a fucking bust, can't even hit an open net, I can't believe blots fans are delusional enough to think he's good.
>>67231136
>>67231144
>ITT: /hoc/ cringe
I'll start
So the Islanders just happen to get a long ass possession in our zone with the shitty AHL defenseman on the ice and yet people say Carle being out is a good thing.
Fucking idiots.
>>67231097
>try to foster a more comfortable environment
>4chan
holy fucking shit
>>67231097
>If you don't want shitposting in your thread try to foster a more comfortable environment
Practice what you preach toilet, Detroit fans and fans from Philly are shit on by everyone in every league because you're all pieces of shit who can't play any sport without being assholes just like old Pittsburgh fans
What we did was customary by every single non Detroit team in the NHL
>>67231198
>Memes
Fucking millennials
>>67231229
Well I've managed to derail this thread already and direct all the attention to myself so I'd say I'm doing a great job. I don't care if it makes me look bad or good, it proves my point, Tampa fans would rather talk about anything other than the hockey game that they're watching.
>>67231258
That AHL defenseman just did some serious work. Carle would have handed them the puck right in front of the net
>>67231198
Why do you spend your time with HIV infected trannies?
>the city of detoilet
>>67231258
Tampa needs Carle back. He isn't amazing but he's been solid and is eating up a lot of minutes.
>>67231233
Corruption, 15,000 a year property taxes, better make 200,000 a year to stay a float.
>yfw memes lack magic
>penulties
The NHL hates the Lightning
The fix is in
Destroy the juice
>>67231293
>implying im not an islanders fan
>implying you havent had a bunch of canadians tell you youre a retard also
>i dont care how i look
>>67231339
But I thought that was just the state of New York in general..? I heard once that a studio apartment in the shittiest side of NYC is still $1300/mo.
>>67230908
We've only had 1 of the 5 penalties the entire game what the fuck are you talking about?
Or u mad we are the Kings of swatting down PP's?
>>67231293
>intermission
what the fuck is this guy even
>>67231375
Thats a basement rental on long island.
>>67231363
I really don't. If you're shitposting you're engaging in attention seeking behavior. It doesn't matter if it's negatively or positively reinforced as long as you get attention. Tampa fans give it every time. Sure they won't reply to the initial bait but they'll respond to whoever replies to it and go on the defensive then. They just can't resist.
>>67231233
long island is pretty expensive to live in thats why most of the neighborhoods are rich old white people
>>67231375
yeah but theres still a difference between renting an apartment and renting/owning a home for long island. upstate is too fucking huge to generalize and i doubt its even the same.
>>67231403
Oh god. Isn't Long Island famous up there for a vacation spot? I mean that might explain the costs, gd.
also trying to get the size right for this.
GET OFF MY TV GARY REEEEEE
>South Dakota
Seriously, what is the point of the Dakotas aside from Mount Rushmore?
WHYS BETTMAN ON MY SCREEN
>>67231444
So whats the cost of a 1/1 in Long Island, like average? If 1300 is a basement, I can only imagine. Jesus.
>>67231416
>starts trying to talk about operant conditioning with memes like hes some kind of pseudo-intellectual
>doesnt realize he's getting laughed at for being a downie
>congratulations to the winning community Edmonton, Alberta
>>67231448
Prices went up after 9/11. My mothers home sold for 150,000 in 97. Its now worth 400,000. Its a levit home. My parents bought it in 65 for 15,000.
>>67231353
>the NHL
Dont forget the refs
But that's every league Tampa has a team in except the Rowdies
South Dakota BTFO
>>67231531
that community doesnt know how to win
>>67231531
gotta throw 'em bones so they don't realize edmonton is canada's version of a gulag
I want to break his grandaughter's hymen
At the game right now there were a solid 3 visible penalties refs saw but didn't call on islanders.
>>67231533
GODDAMN. 400K?!
Wait why would the prices go up after a national tragedy? Sorry for these questions, I'm just kind of perplexed now.
>>67231567
im sure theres just as many for us bolts too
>>67231567
refs are only calling them on the bolts because they don't respect them for being so soft
>>67231567
They finally called one at the end of the second. But they have definitely let some stuff go.
>>67231513
If you're laughing at me you're giving me attention. The correct thing to do is just ignore it. No replies, not to insult, not to acknowledge, nothing. It's really that easy.
>>67231586
Not saying there isn't but the calling has been incredibly one sided
>>67231501
Fracking
Awesome train vistas
Somewhere to hide from the government that isn't Alaska
>>67231579
People fleeing the city. Lots of people wanted out aftet that.
>>67231146
So are you a spic or a nigger?
>>67231607
>ignore it
>take your own advice faggot
>>67231579
Bruh that's nothing. Homes in Seattle are selling for way over listing. Friend's parents just listed their home for $660k and it sold for $835k
>>67231616
It was the housing bubble like everyplace else, moron
>>67231633
Look up levit home. Does your seattle home compare? I bet that seattle home is bigger and has more property.
>>67231616
Ohhhhhhhhh I see. Well shit I can imagine. I thought Connecticut was where all the richies went for raising families n whatnot. I guess you can see how much info trickles past the Mason Dixon line.
>>67231629
Why would I take my own advice? I'm having fun. I'm just confident that even if I spell out my plans and make them completely obvious that you're going to continue to take the bait anyway.
>>67231586
This must be your first Tampa game anon
Refs always refpuc/ball Tampa into oblivion regardless of sport. They do it to all Florida teams more or less except for the Heat.
It's why we've never gotten to retain a franchise, everyone leaves for money and to win
>Marquette, Michigan has sister city in Finland: Kajaani
TO THE MARKET SQUARE!
>>67231721
Poor trannies :(
2 random meme goals don't mean shit to the comeback kings
>>67231649
You're a housing bubble. That shit was ghetto houses you idiot.
>>67231693
It was a two bedroom two bath around 1100 square feet. Don't know how it compares.
>>67231711
not even that anon, just tired of hearing you bitch incessantly.
>>67231732
The UP of Michigan is basically a colony of Finland
>>67231754
>you're a housing bubble
kek
FUCK long island
>Stick in the skate
Just when I was loving you Jo
>>67231764
Don't reply to me then. If I know you're tired of it/annoyed you give me incentive to keep doing it.
drouin, get serious, you fucking scub
>>67231762
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Levitt
>Drew Ann
>>67231633
$835K?!? GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY
>>67231777
Nah, you're way more cuckd than any Finnish city mate
>ruin
>>67231822
That's Seattle for you. It's all Chinese money that comes over. The median home price is almost $600k
>>67231816
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Levitt
So levit homes are like fancy pants works of art or something?
>>67231838
I've been calling him druid since he's moved here
>>67231850
I wonder what the average household income for Seattle is vs. Long Island.
>googling
pulock needs to come back, shitlicky can't even get a shot off
>>67231871
Levitt homes were made cheap for the vets of WW 2. Levitt took Fords assembly line model and built homes quick and cheap.
>>67231902
$71,273 in Seattle, $88,123 in Long Island.
Jesus.
>>67231922
pulock made the isles' PP very dynamic, the panthlels had a lot of trouble trying to focus on pulock and tavares at the same time
Hedman is actually on-target tonight.
>>67231943
Jew Yorkers love paying taxes
Sustr really improved
what a meme call
lmao utter shit
hope you're gonna whine about those shit makeup calls too you retards
>>67232028
?
that was a good call
>>67231943
It's funny because down here in Tampa that would be a great middle class income and be great to live off of.
>all that crying to the ref
Oh ffs
>>67232039
Well shit I've never heard of a home in Tampa selling for damn near $900K but then again I've never looked into it.
Stop trying to be so fancy Drouin. That's how you got sent down.
>>67232038
He's an islandfag, of course he's going to bitch about the call
>>67231033
colors are off
>Lightning PP
>>67232038
yeah, like the other good calls pubniggers whined their faces off about
What a shit power play. What the fuck are they doing.
>tampon gay """""power""""" play
de Haan trying to get revenge by firing the puck at the bolts bench
>>67231822
that's nothing my childhood home was bought for 220k back in like 97 and it old for 1.2 mil
The house I jut bought was 750k and its needs work
Long Island BTW
>>67232100
Dreaming of trannies and pub subs
>>67232013
He's starting to look better and better. Not amazing yet, but he's picked up some of the slack, for sure.
>>67232063
Average home price here is around 80k
And up north they would go for 150k easily.
2,400 sqrft homes go for about 178k(which is surprising because that was their height at the housing bubble before the big crash) but easily go for 500k up north
Yes we have multi-millionaire dollar places too cuz beach front property but we are a tax haven for a reason
this game will end with 20 PPs and 1 PP goal
Get some shots on goal you retards. Greiss isn't stopping shit.
>>67232065
>"guys i can play in the nhl. im a top draft pick. that means im an allstar r-right?"
>>67232129
Isn't that how you get sidelined for the rest of the series?
A flaccid peepee
>>67232176
17 of those PP's will be for the isles
>>67232212
that would be a fucking miracle
>>67232212
i'm okay with this
>tfw shitposting psyops
>Namestnikov's dad was an Islander
yeah you said that last game Kenny stop repeating yourself
>>67232140
Whats your annual income, if you dont mind me asking?
Who the fuck are you passing to, Kuch? Jesus christ.
>>67232164
Yeahh thats what I mean. Beach-front I can understand. Like Long Island surely has that as well, but their beaches are shit. At least from what I hear about the place. But good god with prices like that, it makes you wonder what the beach front shit costs.
>>67232298
Just be glad Pierre's not there.
ANOTHER meme PP for tampa
>Tampa PP
Whelp time for a piss break.
>>67232322
Maybe he's getting his shitty ice time out of his system
Did this band intentionally rip off mgmt
>Tampa PP
What should I put on my sandwich lads?
>Lightning PP
weak call
>>67232385
an instrument
excellent cal
holy makeup call
fuck you gayman and your nontraditional markets
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
A PPG? What the fuck?
Meme goals for meme teams
>getting scored on by the Lightning on a PP
>getting scored on by a ten foot tall defenseman
#nhl17hedman #nhl17hedman #nhl17hedman #nhl17hedman #nhl17hedman #nhl17hedman #nhl17hedman #nhl17hedman #nhl17hedman #nhl17hedman #nhl17hedman #nhl17hedman #nhl17hedman #nhl17hedman #nhl17hedman
>trampa bay refening
Thank you based Hedman
>hedman finally scores from slapping on the blue line
>he still misses the net
>>67232385
Something Swedish fampai
>>67232345
>the city of (You)
Thanks de Haan.
>Select all images with palm trees
>fampai
>Gr3iss
>Gr31ss
luckpuck is against us today
>>67232467
Now I'm going to have to piss during each PP
>shot it five feet to the left of the net
>still went in
Hedman is the best player in the league at shooting wide of the net.
Why does Kenny just repeat the same four things?
>>67232333
Bay to bay which is the longest continuous sidewalk in the US, sits right on the bay and leads to the pain bay and not just the shipping lanes.
Houses there START at 2.3 million and the highest I've seen is 8.9(and there are nicer ones than that that haven't been on the market for 40 years)
>>67232537
>hedman next to tyjo
>5'11 vs 6'2
>>67232385
Get the chicken strips nigger
>>67232578
8.9mil.
must be nice. meanwhile I'm over here making $11K/year max at a shit job.
feel like a useless piece of shit now.
>Carle out
>Bolts winning
>totally thought condra would have permanent brain damage
>>67232385
A tranny cock
>>67232597
>>67232453
I put ham and cheese into a tortilla and have a little bowl of salsa to dip in
He was wide open. Fuuuuuu
>/TBvNYI/ - Housing Markets general
>>67229025
Are you going to be doing the caps game tonight?
>>67232614
There are more once you go into the interior of the county, look up Innisbrook and see how our filthy rich live when they're bored of traveling.
Tampa is awesome and cheap af for most, you could take that 11k a year job here, get a roommate, and pay 800 a month in a 1600sqrft house with only one roomate
>>67232676
Yup, I'm also working on setting up a SD stream for the draft lottery.
>>67232675
kek. i dont even know how they've kept up the conversation this long.
Isles look bad
/hoc/ to asp when
>>67232675
Tampa(and Florida as a whole) has 40 years of sick housing market trends to talk about and all of us to an extent know a good deal about it. We could talk about it forever
Just don't ask about the jews
>Clutterbuck trying to climb inside the net and ask Bishop to be his new daddy.
>>67232709
You are a god
>all these shitty sticks
Hybrid carbon fiber sticks when?
zidlicky needs to go
>>67232709
Thank you, Based Bettman.
>>67232675
I was just curious.
>Don't call a penalty
>Islanders bench complains
>Call a penalty
The fix is in
Why can't the Islels do well even when they get to cheat?
Thank you Bishop
wow fuck this game
send these regular season refs to the KHL
I think we can all agree the refs have been shit for both teams
these refs are IIHF tier
holding should be 5 minutes just for the stupidity of it
>>67232748
It's been interesting to read. It's just funny to see n a gamethread.
Location, location, location
>>67232849
They've been terrible the entire playoffs.
the game
>califag driving home
> listening to game on NHL app
>lightning stream
>color commentator sounds like a hillbilly John madden
>keeps spurging out and yelling players need to shoot
Holy shit, this guy is great
So how many penalties in the third to finish the game? Five? Six?
>>67232848
lmao
>>67232899
It's Phil Esposito, man.
>>67232823
Cheating has really adverse effects when it come to the Bolts
You can ruin them with refpuc but it doesn't necessarily stop their scoring.
It mostly just slows them the fuck down
Who the fuck is this Reg guy? Do canacucks even know?
>>67232906
All of them. The game will be played in the box and not on the ice.
>>67232867
Lots of canucks love to come down here, plenty own summer homes to escape your icebox effect
I really wish the Wild would have made a trade for Drouin. Full REEEEE
>>67232899
Download the Lightning app, you'll love our official commentators kek
>>67232981
This
Guarantee more than half the game will be PP's
This game is SHIT
>>67232992
true. call em "snow birds". horrible drivers.
>tfw pubsub
>>67232899
The lighting commentators are great. the color commentator is Phil Esposito
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z45n6Ttvog
>>67233183
>Not getting the chicken tendy sub
>>67233183
Looks okay, but needs more meat/10
>>67233183
>tfw cashed in my GBP for a publix sub
mom is on her way back with it now
ťbh trampa looks more beatable than the panthers did
>>67233203
what the fuck is this
>>67233203
Dave's a fucking madman.
>Sustr doing this much work this game
>>67233203
My dog thinks the speakers are barking.
>>67233346
He's had a pretty huge improvement since last year.
>>67233203
There is no fucking way i could put up with that for even 1 period
>Islanders begging for a call against Johnson
Nahhh
>>67233392
He only does that on goals and good goalie saves. otherwise hes pretty calm
Islanders are goon tier
Islanders gooning it up.
fucking goons
What the fuck is with these cunts
Are the islanders autistic?
>Isles getting bullied by manlets
literally every blot is an agitator now?
>Strome chimping out
keke
>>67233392
>>67233448
He's gotten better as he's gotten older, too. His scaaaaaars are less chirpy than back in the day.
Did the islanders know they have a game today?
Is this 4 on 4 or a PP????
>>67233564
4v4
Bolts smell blood in the water and applying the pressure
>>67233564
I was just about to ask
should have been a goal if sustr knew how to shoot
>>67233564
one guy didn't have a stick
pretty pathetic 3rd period for the islanders 2bh
>>67233652
pretty pathetic team in general 2bh
more like crylanders lol
>>67233671
Nigga they talked shit all last game(though I suspect a good amount of them were detoilet fans pretending to be islanders)
>>67233671
well it could be worse
Here's hoping the Caps and Pens murder each other so Tampa can waltz into the SCF.
>>67233713
I've never even looked but, do hockey players pull happy gilmores once they retire and rape the golf leagues?
>>67233703
It seemed like a lot of shitposting by bystanders last time. Didn't help that Bish had an off game. They probably couldn't be assed to get up early enough for this one.
>>67233731
We will go to the final kek, we just won't win
>>67233703
Jews always talk shit but they also always get exposed, this is part the course. Lightning sweep in 5.
>>67233766
Bolts were probably upset that the CEO of Publix stepped down the same day
There is now way the correct pronunciation is "coo coo", right?
>>67233687
>>67233671
>>67233652
>>67233548
>>67233482
>>67233472
so many salty transpa fans in here after getting BTFO in game 1 on home ice
>>67233766
Probably, stay safe hombre I don't want you getting swallowed up by one of those damn fissures that keep opening up in Nippon
>>67233737
that's what lundy should do if he wants to win a cup
>>67233799
>BTFO Out
>Bishop was easier to score on than your mother
>Only win 5 to 3 with an empty net
>prem-ear league
I want this to stop.
>>67233799
They were rusty in game 1 as evidenced by how much they dominated the 3rd period of that game and are now winning this game.
Tampa is going to win this series in 5 for sure.
Stamkos has been invisible so far 2bh
>>67233857
hahaha xd good one binland
when did the islels hire roy
>>67233844
the islanders are rusty because it's an early game
tranpa looks worse than the panthlels did, maybe you can hope they'll last as long
>>67233807
Appreciate that, bro.
>>67233799
Are you even an Isles, fan? Just curious.
tomorrow's the day lie-kester win the pre-meer league guys
>>67233799
You almost make me want to download 4chanx just so I can block your autism
Fuck Roy for starting this meme trend of pulling goalies way early.
>>67233844
>>67233839
I dont know whats worse delusional bernie fags or transpa fags
>>67233884
>using the 3:00 start time as an excuse
truly pathetic
>>67233811
I just figured they did, it's such an obvious way to make money
And they place the puck more accurately than golfers ever could
>>67233703
>>67233766
Normally I'd shitpost more but I kinda liked how just doing it a little and directing all the negative attention to myself made tranpa act less shitty to the New York fans. It was a cool effect but of course you guys can't go for long without being cunty.
>islels are literally nothing without tavares
what a cuckold team
>>67233857
He a sleepy cunt
>>67233927
The hero we need but don't deserve
>>67233857
top kek my sweet summer child
my farts are hot, damp and rancid
I didnt realize the game was going to get this meme
>>67233936
shouldn't you be golfing lundy
you and your team are literally irrelevant now
>calling that icing
what the fuck
>1SL4NDERS
Sniped
Much better game all around from Tampa. If they can stay out of box they'll be good to go.
bolts in 5
Lightning in 5
>ref calls a shitty icing
>ref gets fucking bodychecked
>refs change their mind on call
I like this precedent.
C U C K E D
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Holy fuck I just realized the astronaut is back. Why didn't anyone tell me?
the lottery's the best event tonight
>>67234086
>being this assmad
Fuck off Slovenia nobody likes you
Can someone explain what just happened
why wasn't the islels goalie in?
>>67234084
He been back fampai
>>67234104
>
funny stuff there Keith
PING
>>67234084
He was there in game 1, too
>>67234049
>If they can stay out of box they'll be good to go.
No fucking way that'll happen, but, yeah, it'd be really nice if they could tighten up a little.
Was expecting Bish to do his usual 'get pissed after a bad performance and stop everything' tonight, so wasn't too worried tonight. Looking forward to see how things go at the Cardome.
>gooning when you won
pathetic ťbh
>>67234203
they started it
>>67234078
It's my favorite thing in hockey, you work at it you can check the fuckers multiple times a period and they can't do shit about it
>so
>asspained
>>67234203
>thinking the islels are pure and innocent
>>67234219
>tripping paquette who isnt doing anything because you get butt blasted
youre right the islanders did start it
>>67234203
>we can do it but you can't retaliate
GG cars
Well, this was nice. Thanks for answering all my stupid housing bubble questions, guys. See you next thread.
GG Islesfans.
All tied up and we'll see how it goes in Brooklyn.
Hope there's a 40-40 shots on goal next game, need dat der forward madness
How many points does Tyler Johnson have now?
>>67228918
>Hogan did nothing wrong
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