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>rags
first for brady skjei leading usa to the iihf championships
>>67199492
if money fucked up parity the LA dodgers would have a dynasty by now
>>67199526
This is the only hot blues fan ever. I've never seen anyone here post another picture.
>>67199537
expect a ton more blues slags next year now that the rasm cucked them
why are there so many hocs?
>>67199519
So are the Blues /hoc/'s pick for the WCF?
>>67199622
blose or perds are the best teams left
>>67199620
why'd you copy my post?
MODSSS
ded?
DRAFT LOTTERY PREDICTIONS TIME, TOMORROW 8PM EST:
1) Leafs (pls)
2) Coyotes
3) Edmonton
Who do you think wins?
>>67199667
You wish
>>67199704
Deadmonton
>>67199704
1. Edmonton
2. Toronto
3. Calgary
>>67199806
jews are evil
>>67199806
no
>>67199816
>>67199814
>>67199806
upvoted
Sure is reddit in here
>>67199528
They're an outlier and basbeall has proven signing huge names doesnt work (la, toronto, boston, ny, washington,) you have to spend but its even more important to spend well. Small money teams don't win championships. I didn't look back further than 13 years but only one team in that period had a below average payroll
>>67199878
Need to ban all phone posters
>>67199901
>he sits at his computer all day
Must be a sad life desu
>>67199888
the only thing keeping small money teams small money is kike owners with an internal salary cap
>>67199888
>Toronto
When the fuck have the jays signed a massive contract?
>>67199787
Eating booty is prime. It's gotta be freshly cleaned after a shower
>>67199932
Yeah, no thanks.
>>67199591
Because autism and meth are a bad combo
>>67199920
I cant remember but I think it was 2 years ago. They had so much hype after signing le epic knuckle ball man and Cabrera and Reyes (and I think a few others)
>>67199983
Alright dominican republic this is not a baseball thread
>>67200012
I chuckled.
OK back to serious hockey discussion, have you all finally started believing in >our year
?
>>67200043
I have. Blues will romp Dallas
Works sharks will beat the preds and navigate the blues with good coaching. Then they'll face the caps who will be exploited as single line babbys
>>67200038
tfw nurse subban slave lines
>yfw blues end up choking a 3-something lead to dallas
BOUDREAU TO OTTAWA CONFIRMED
PLAYOFFS HERE
>we
COME
MAYBE EVEN A PLAYOFF SERIES WIN
MAYBE EVEN HOSTING A PLAYOFF SERIES
>>67200087
Kek you fucking wish mate. No one is getting through the Moose.
Why do all Finns smell like poop
i want that headboard
>>67200205
Well, at least you might get 7 games
>>67200252
because they literally eat it. surstromming is part of there daily diet. disgusting subhumans i cant wai until they are annexed by russia
>>67200253
I want some head from that broad
>>67200287
Ducks
>>67200287
>ducks dream of winning game 7 at home
>>67200287
>montreal's_playoff_hopes.webm
>>67200268
surströmming is swedish you daft bitch ass nigga
What happens if Laine once again mops the floor with Matthews in the WHC?
Will some scouts finally admit Laine is 4 tiers above him?
reminder
>>67200335
and you just got memed on pekka
Remember to put trigger warnings on posts containing crime statistics; they confuse and anger STL fans
>*STILL* doubting the bird
Did you fuckers have to wear helmets during recess?
assville child predators are going to get fucked
>>67200445
/hoc/ is in full blown denial
>>67200445
>tfw no chokeatoo to feed and take care of
Who wins the cup
>>67200454
>shorks
marry fuck kill
>>67200482
>after twelve overtime periods without a goal, the players were exhausted and unable to continue the game
>the battle of the chokers between the blues and the caps led to neither team being able to win and the cup was not awarded for the 2015-2016 season
>>67200514
I choose the better alternative.
>>67200514
marry left, kill right, fuck gnash
>>67200583
AHHHAHAHA
>DULLASS
>KEKED
>DULLASS
>KEKED
>DULLASS
>KEKED
>DULLASS
>KEKED
hey guys check out this fresh new meme i just cooked up
>>67200583
This has been such a based post season for Blues fans. We're going all the way. I can feel it.
>>67200676
Is it hot n ready right out of the oven?
>rags
>kongs
>blackcocks
>cucks
>>67200771
best playoffs this decade so far tbf
>>67200769
Your mom is hot and ready
>>67200844
>mad
>at $5 hot n readies
>hockey
>NHL
>based in USA
>still largely controlled by Finns who aren't even trying
ebine
>Swedish players left in the playoffs
A. Steen
P. Berglund
C. Gunnarsson
J. Klingberg
J. Oduya
M. Janmark
C. Järnkrok
F. Forsberg
V. Arvidsson
M. Ekholm
M. Karlsson
V. Hedman
P. Hörnqvist
C. Hagelin
O. Sundqvist
A. Burakovsky
M. Johansson
N. Bäckström
>Finnish players left in the playoffs
J. Lehterä
A. Niemi (G)
K. Lehtonen (G)
M. Salomäki
P. Rinne (G)
V. Filppula
J. Donskoi
O. Määttä
>with finns you win
>Hot
>Ready
Conspicuously missing is "quality" or "taste" or even "safe for human consumption."
Just hot and ready. My turds are also hot and ready. But for what?
>>67200952
Finns truly are the worst hockey players. I still can't believe dullass unironically thought this was a good idea
>>67200899
>>67200948
>le no heritage flag
>le ambigious heritage flag
>le hang onto being whiteness despite being a mutt flag
laughing every laugh amigos
>>67200952
Pegga rinny is the best player out of that list desu
>>67200961
I'm not even gonna hate because those Hot N Readys are fucking god tier for bulking. All hail the PizzaDome.
>>67201023
Thats one rich ass black dude
>>67200862
tbhfams I'm pretty pumped on >our new meme arena, much better than something like Olympia Entertainment Center
>>67201045
picture during a B&E probably
>>67201045
Pro athlete or drug money
>>67201024
>Finlandia vodka in that picture
how to spot that picture was made by an american dot jpeg
everything else is 89% accurate tho
>>67201077
>I'm 100% Norwegian tho
>>67201080
It's just a meme kid
Calm down
>>67201045
>implying he didn't break in and take a snapshot
>>67201077
Isn't she a bit long in the tooth for you?
>>67201099
>implying he isn't the wife's son
>>67201023
Those pillars look really out of place and shitty
Probably not black, probably Arab or persian. They pull that crap
>redditors unironically getting mad at sweden
why do /int/ and /pol/ always say that sweden is cucked, when they come into these threads and routinely blow you the fuck out?
>>67201123
That guy is blacker than Wesley Snipes retard
>>67201133
we're making fun of finland you cuck
>>67200844
>Jerry Jones singlehandedy brought the Rams to LA
>Stars about to cuck the Blues to astronomical levels
>Cardinals are shit
>no floorsqueak team
Shit Louis GBTFO
>>67201133
swedes are very experienced in blowing people
>>67201112
You might be right
Post >yfw the Laffs draft 4th overall again
>>67201186
MFW DUBOIS IS THE NEXT JAMIE BENN YOU FRENCH BABY DICK FAGGOT
>>67201209
They're going to draft Tkachuk you delusional Laffer.
why is finnish goalering so mene?
>>67201186
>mfw the laffs draft honky at 4th overall
>>67201261
Stop spamming this ugly cunt
>>67201236
finnish heritage disease
>>67201172
#bantz
>>67201221
'no'
>pizza arena
>>67201291
>irrelevant ahmed opinion
>>67201164
>no mention of black pop. or murder rate
smdhtbqhf
>>67201314
I'm Canadian, Cletus.
>"north" america
>>67201164
You cant seriously be delusional enough to think the Stars are gonna beat the Blues man.
>>67201383
e/b/in :DDD
>>67201396
>blues win a single series
>STL shitpost man goes ballistic immediately
you're setting yourself up for some heartbreak my man
>>67201383
Gulf Stream babbies
>>67201418
Its the Stars. We shit all over them all year. Its not about winning 1 series its that Chicago was the strongest competition in the WC.
finns are cuckolds t b h
>>67201448
Daylight babbies
>ALL LADS INVITED TO VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10084670
http://www.strawpoll.me/10084670
http://www.strawpoll.me/10084670
http://www.strawpoll.me/10084670
http://www.strawpoll.me/10084670
>>67201447
>my team doesnt exist yet
>>67201505
>Sallad Stores
>>67201418
>man
>th-there can only be one fan of the team I don't like! It's not possible!
Come on, son.
>>67201604
it's pretty obvious 90% of the bluesposting is from you
>>67201635
Can you predict the lottery numbers too, Mr. Psychic?
>yfw the Stars win the draft lottery
We'll find a way lads.
Who can stop us?
>>67201691
Reporting
Auston Matthews was at the coyotes practice rink doing a private skate with Max Domi yesterday
>it's happening
>>67201459
Literally every game St. Louis played Dallas, Dallas was on the second half of a back to back. And one was a home and home. You were barely able to beat a tired Dallas team m8
>>67201691
The blues are going to the skull fuck the stars to be honest.
>>67201709
>St. Lewey won't choke in 4
Good one bud
>>67201761
I'm looking forward to your tears tonight.
Is he going to anally penetrate David Backes like he does every game?
>>67201487
>not Puljujarvi to the Oilers
>>67201840
I love Benn and personally think he's the best player in the nhl, but he's going to have a tough time against the blues blue line. Especially considering Seguin is out and most of the focus will be on Benn.
>>67201447
>rags
>>67201761
Kek man I cant wait to see how salty you guys are
>>67201383
Are you even trying
>lundshit will never win a cup
>>67201487
>american teams 1-2-3
holy shit this please
Who /litAF/ here??
3rd day watching hockey i love it so far
>rags
>>67202048
this triggers the blues iphone poster
>>67201926
but Barrow isnt the capital of Alaska, friendo
>>67202095
Uncommon
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>>67202095
>have a country larger than a queen size bed
>able to put the capital in warmer southern climates
its simple bruv
Cups so far by top prospects:
Laine: WJC, Kanada Bowl(Liiga Champion)
Puljujärvi: WJC, WJC U18
Matthews: -
who /goingtoadraftparty/ tomorrow afternoon?
>>67202095
So what waffle nigger
>>67202122
Laine: Liiga playoffs MVP award
Puljujärvi: u20 MVP award
Matthews: -
>>67202246
POST IT
>>67202246
You're not going anywhere until you post butt sugar tits
whats he thinkgin about?
>>67202293
Predators icegrills
>>67202293
beating the sharks then the blues
Are there no streams for the blues game
>>67202308
why are they so pretty?
>>67202250
because the original post
>>67201383
clearly stated in the filename as 'most northern CAPITALS'. And small village Barrow is a redneck shithole where about 1500 eskimo's live
>>67202324
if there are any please make sure to post them because I WILL BE REPORTING THEM to the NHL PERSONALLY
>>67202367
What does a northernmost capital signify besides "countries without non-permafrost shithole locations"?
>>67202429
>mad
>at nonreportable 1080p 60fps m3u8 streams
Reminder that Habs win first overall
Reminder that Finns are degenerate subhumans and Swedes are great posters
>>67202432
what are you even trying to say with that?
>>67202588
shut the fuck up you gypsy cuckold
Who's your favorite Minnesotan?
>>67202570
>mad
>at fins
>ywn skate on a pristine frozen yukon lake surrounded by mountains with your bros
https://youtu.be/iwvfYmpYdaM
Why live lads?
>>67202682
Prince
>>67202749
tfw there will never be a NHL team from yukon
>>67202749
nice i saw that on /r/hockey too
>>67202682>>67202954
>finland will NEVER EVER have an nhl team
>>67202975
I didnt. Why were you there?
I typed "clear lake hockey canada" or something into youtube and it came up. Sorry you have such a complex that everything has to be about reddit to you.
Which game today is better to watch for your casual hockey fan?
>>67203059
neither
you need to be cleaning bathrooms, pole
>>67203047
just go back dude
>>67203059
bloos desu
>>67203059
Dullass vs blose ought to be entertaining
>>67203140
No u
>rags
>mcdavid confirmed to have been considering suicide
holy kek you cant even make this shit up
>>67203459
>oilers
I'd be tempted too desu
whens the last time we had a good gen war? lets go steal some of /nba/'s menes or something
>>67203140
Every day you post this. Why do you even bother?
>>67203561
Fuck off
>>67203561
>wanting apehoop memes
but y tho
/hoc/ has all the memeage I need
>>67203561
Go somewhere else you faggot
>>67203614
/hoc/ hasn't produced a good meme in well over a year. stop living in the past cuck
>>67203771
>implying niggers would have produced anything good
>>67203771
You weren't there for Tom? Sunbelt Skelly?
>implying Poop-in-a-jar-vi and Lie-neigh will ever be as good as Perki
>>67203819
careful pekka
i dont want you jailed for hate speech
>>67203819
http://www2.tsn.ca/bardown/Story.aspx?Fan%20who%20was%20hilariously%20tweeting%20about%20watching%20his%20first%20hockey%20game%20gets%20invited%20to%20Blues%20game&id=578685
Bye bye bruce
when's the lottery
>>67203936
L I T A F
I
T
A
F
Wheres tom been by the way, i miss that goofy lad
>>67203952
Tomorrow 8PM Eastern time
>>67203979
>>67203840
forced af and lasted for maybe 2 days top
this damage control is funny tho
Post yfw stors get exposed tonight
>>67204160
bluesposter, don't you ever get tired of bluesposting?
>>67204231
they are better than the fucking dallas froggieposters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3KlRxQ1PG4
Blues vs. Stars here at 8pm
In b4 reported
i love me a well placed cowboy_smuk tho
>>67204165
DELETE THIS
>>67204279
thanks gary
>>67203459
I watched that video, my god Jim Benning seems like a fucking simpleton
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/auston-matthews-connor-mcdavid-nhl-draft-lottery-feels-edmonton-oilers-no-1-pick/
>tfw punk rock is dead and buried
>tfw no more albums like Combat Rock or Frankenchrist again
>>67204480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fe55zLEZtk
>>67204480
The Clashed sucked tho
NORRIS FINALISTS
>Karlsson
>Burns
>He's due :^)
>>67204583
I'll fuckin cut you m8 if you're calling Simonon and Headon shit.
>>67204231
Oh animu-anon. I haven't even began to blues post ;)
>>67204625
The Clash is a boring rock n roll band
>>67204668
How's this for blues posting.
LEL
LONDON CALLING TO THE FARAWAY TOWNS
>>67204699
>Having shit tas te
Dumb frog poster
who's ready for gametime boys
>>67204733
>thinking that thing can beat qt twink captain or media shill
>>67204840
>that pic
I'm ready for a couple things.
>>67204886
crippling whiskey dick just like the blues playoff chances?
Nice fucking leadership cucks
>>67204945
>can'tnada in charge of ploff judgment
>his team doesn't have a Vezina, Selke and Norris finalist
WHERES THE GAME THREAD YOU AUTISTIC TURBONIGGERFAGGOTS
>>67204966
and yet people blame the coach
>>67204989
>holtbywinslol
>bergeronwinslol
>qttwinkwinslol
>>67204989
>his team didn't make the 2nd round
>>67205036
Bruce is top 5 coaches in the league, imo. It's not his fault that Perry and Getzlaf don't perform when it counts ever.
what is it about central that makes all the fans so whiny and defensive?
>yfw the Bloos win the super bowl
natty btw
>>67204989
Doughty's the only one who might win
>>67204966
OTTAWA BOUND
>>67205073
and they always chimp out too, it's embarrassing
>moments away from puck drop
>no game thread
Nice fan bases you have dullass and st. loose
>>67205112
>tfw last couple seasons in the West we always beat them first round by making those two turob-autists tilt on the ice
Lyl
>>67204989
>his team has a Norris/ Selke / Vezina finalist but still had an embarrassingly quick first round exit
Hey atleast you didn't get a cuck flag for your rafters
>>67205051
Perdsbro we are rooting for you pls beat shorks.
>>67204945
Same assblasted Canadian Hawks fan I see.
MAKE A FUCKING GAME THREAD BEFORE I START TO GET ANGRY
>>67205182
>>67205182
>>67205182
>>67205182
>>67205182
Game thread since OP isn't going to post it here
>>67205167
Its a cuck curtain senpai, and thank god. We played like shit the last month of the season. At least Chicago and Ducks are out
>>67205138
yo can I get an extra large with pepperoni and pineapple, ranch crust
I'll have a 2 liter of mr pibb too
thanks
>>67205179
Nah I'm qt twink snes poster
>>67205299
Faggot
>tfw fresh pierres
>TN
>tfw still don't know who won the game last night
>tfw still scared to check
>cucks
>winning a game 7
>>67205617
4-3 caps
is there a more reddit team then the blose?
>le quirky blackman xDDD
>le retro jerseys xDD
>le moose xDDD
barf.
>>67206395
Chiraq pls go
>none of the remaining teams in the west had 100% attendance this year
Meme bracket
>>67206395
>chicongo
>le rapist
>le tumblr goalie
>le bread man
Literally reeddit holy shit
>>67206677
THE BREADMAN AS THEY CALL HIM
>>67206727
Why Bernie sanders at a hockey game?
>>67206727
HE JACK KNIFES IT IN
>>67206487
First year in a long time that SJ didn't have 100% attendance. They raised ticket prices a bunch this year.
Not trying to make excuse, just kinda sad about how the mid season environment was.
>>67206893
HE WEDGES IT OUT
HE KNIFES IT OUT
HE SAUCERS IT OVER
HE SHOVES IT OVER
HE WIRES IT IN
NOW OVER TO YOU PIERRE
>well doc we've got a meme game down here
>there's some meme talk going on between the benches
>i'll be back later with some meme commentary at the least opportune time
THANKS FOR THAT PIERRE NOW OVER TO THE CLASH OF CLANS GOAL CAM TO CHECK ON THAT ABSOLUTE BOMB OF A SHOT
AND AFTER THAT IT'S THE HOME DEPOT INTERMISSION REPORT
FOLLOWED BY THE BOOM BEACH INTERMISSION REPORT
ALL THIS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NBC AND MY IMPENDING ALZHHEIMER'S
>>67200253
At least use some real sticks. She can collect one from every player that blasts her.
>>67206979
Best pasta
>>67201447
tfw 30 years after this ad came out and make beliefs are still a good description of laff fans
>>67202352
Nashville is like LA for rednecks a bunch of sloots move in at 18 and get all plastic thinking they are gonna be a music star
>>67207340
someone needs to shoop a pubsub over that fish
>>67207467
hue
>a pizza
>on the fucking arena
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eohHwsplvY
>rags
>>67202293
New menes to post on hoc
>>67200514
Gnash seems like a rad fuck marry blonde kill brunette
>>67208128
that womanlet skank will cuck you
>>67208128
More like fuck the brunette, marry the blonde, kill the furfag
>Want to watch Perds v. Shorts tonight
>Little "My Teams" thing on my DirectTV says I have no teams with games within the next two weeks
The hell is this? I got all the Preds v. Ducks games.
So /hoc/, are you ready for Matthews to go to Edmonton, Laine to Toronto and Pulju to Montréal?
>>67208522
As long as you have NBCSN you should be able to watch.
>>67208636
As long as the mighty leafs get a top 3 pick I'll be a happy man.
>>67208768
Wish granted I guess.
>>67208768
Nothing mighty about that team
Does anyone know when they'll actually announce the results tomorrow?
I know the TV stuff starts at 7/4 but you know there'll be a bunch of MATTHEWS FINLAND MATTHEWS FINLAND MATTHEWS FINLAND lol sure hope Edmonton doesn't win ;) MATTHEWS FINLAND
>>67209151
Enjoying playoff hockey, even though this dullass/blose game is putting me to sleep.
>>67209176
8:00 >laffs time
>>67207369
If we get Preds/Tampa in the final I'll do it bruh
>Cena's theme at a hockey game
I guess the memiest team wins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3KlRxQ1PG4
Predators @ Sharks stream here after Blues @ Stars
>>67209643
>Watching hockey games on a PC stream
>Not watching on a glorious TV
KEK
>>67209689
I'm the guy running the stream and I watch it on my TV using the Youtube app on my nexus player. There's youtube for smart TVs, PS3/PS4, all kinds of devices really.
>>67209721
>Helping poorfags that can't afford NBCSN
They don't deserve to watch if they can't get the channel.
Will Ovi get his wish?
>>67209754
>mad that I can watch it for free
>>67209754
If it's literally stealing money out of the mouths of Comcast employees like Pierre McGuire I'm cool with it. Usually I prefer to use the CBC feed but I didn't get the option tonight.
>>67209765
But he got a car at last year's all star game didn't he?
>>67209765
Not if $heckel $tamko$ has something to say about it.
i dont know why everybody is picking the sharks to beat nashville
the sharks are just like the ducks, very similar teams, a good spread of high level talent but lacking the ability to close out important games and series'
i see the preds winning this series in 5 or 6, the sharks are much better as the emotional underdogs, they play loose and fast
when there are expectations on them, they crumble
>>67209792
>Being a europoor
Kek
>>67209793
>Not enjoying glorious Pierre McGuire
This is b8.
>>67209887
>emotional underdogs
>>>/reddit/
>>67209927
>Both sharks
>Both eating trash
Kek
>>67209927
its true though
the sharks cant defend leads because they get scared of losing
Sami Suomelainen
Let's just give orr the Norris this year since there are no good candidates
>>67209215
How much of this do you think is actually true? Do you think he wants a month off for a few years
>>67210113
Well he did say he wanted to spend more time with his family
>>67210061
>Time gets
I approve of this comment
>>67204480
The Jam > The Clash
If you disagree you're probably told what to like by modern Rolling Stone mag tier shit like Pitchfork or RYM.
>Elliott
Getting scored on by a bust
Lel
St. Louis Blues? More like St. BLEW IT LOSE
>pens and caps have 8pm starts through game 4
Not sure how this makes me feel
>>67210274
>The Rags allowed a player name St. Louis on their team
>Rags
Who else can't wait for the choke off between the Caps and Sharks or Blues?
>>67210364
>assblasted blose fan
stay mad cuckold
>>67210371
ur mum can't wait to choke on my cap lmao
>three Shorks/Perds threads
real one is the one that gets linked here first
>>67210371
>It won't be a Bolts-Dallas meme off
>>67210390
>He couldn't realize I shat on the Bloos too
>Rugs
>>67210420
This
>>67210499
>redditor damage control
stat mad
STARS WIN!
>>67210570
>He thinks im the one damage controling
Try again senpai
>streamers
kek
>finnish goaltending
>>67210364
>muh >rags
>muh dead mom
>literally incosable
>>67210588
>Ken dubs
Time for the stars to win it all.
>STARS
>WIN
>THE
>CUP
>MY FACE WHEN
>the blues
>"This team is different"
>>67210652
that was secondary finnish offense vs secondary finnish goaltending
sharks is elite finnish offense
preds is elite finnish goaltending
>>67210715
Well they did make it a round farther than usual. So, that's the difference I guess.
Remember when people said the Star wouldn't win a single game on the playoffs?
Remember when people said the Mild would beat the Stars
>YFW THE STARS WIN THE STAN LEE CUP
The games tonight are shit
what was the anthem singer eating?
>>67210794
I've got some avocados and need a good new guac recipe
Also build wall
>>67210822
when does your team play, anon?
:^)
>>67210794
>need refpuck to beat the mild
>while they were missing 80% of their offense
Lel sturrs are still shit esse
>That national anthem
Couldn't hear shit for half of it.
>>67210794
B-but I was ASSURED by /hoc/ that the Stars couldn't outscore teams deep in the playoffs, and that their defense and goaltending was too weak. Yet they just won a tight-fought 2-1 game.
Has /hoc/ ever been right?
>>67210794
>Remember when people said the Mild would beat the Stars
Stors fan, but nobody said that.
>>67210875
Tomorrow at 8
In case it wasn't posted,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2N1Cn2apP0
>>67210891
They predicted Pooin being a bust.
>>67210886
>refpuck
>>67210953
Why is he so perfect?
>>67210967
>Mexico
Don't you have work to do to pay that wall?
>>67210794
As a stars fan should i give a shit about this shorks/preds game?
Who do we want?
>>67210967
>kicking in a goal
>>67211010
Preds because Finnish goaltending
>>67211008
>Canada
What are you doing in a hockey thread? Your teams suck go and feed some mudslims m8
>>67211010
Sure if you are interested in hockey, if not then go do something else and who ever wins it doesn't matter desu
>>67211015
>kicking a goal in
wew lads
WHO
CAN
STOP
US
>>67211079
>Mexico
You don't even have a team. You shouldn't even be here.
>>67211098
Buttman can.
>>67210701
>sturds
>winning anything
>>67211116
>5 off quints
>>67211198
>Caring about repeating numbers
Back to [s4s] you go.
>>67211166
>salty af hawks fan
>Can't fill a stadium in the payoffs
>City of shorks
>This man will never win a Stanlee Cup.
Warms my fucking heart.
damn nigga
>>67211561
post ur sweet cheeks bb
I'm kinda sad that the kongs and blackcucks are out cuz there's no teams to root against. It's more compelling when ur rooting against the bad guys.
>>67211607
t. Virgin frog poster
>>67211613
you can still root against the pongs
>>67211645
all you gotta do is post em qt
I'm late, but:
>rags
>>67211667
so you're a virgin
>>67211735
kippers put your trip back on
also post your ass with a thong riding up
At what time is the lottery tomorrow?
>>67211392
>implying i would support the flea-infested shitbag known as the blackcucks
>>67211785
8 PM eastern time family
http://www.strawpoll.me/10084670
http://www.strawpoll.me/10084670
http://www.strawpoll.me/10084670
http://www.strawpoll.me/10084670
http://www.strawpoll.me/10084670
>>67211822
stop shilling your reddit tier poll
>>67211666
true, but only series after that that would be fun is caps vs isles rematch even though im pretty sure caps win that. Caps v Blues just sounds boring, and Caps v Shorks slightly less boring. I just think Caps v kongs/cucks/blackcucks sounds a lot more fun.
>>67211818
I CAN'T SLEEP I CAN'T SLEEP
patrik line-eh has been selected first overall by the edmonton oilers
>>67211894
i can, since i'm sleepy and we're guaranteed #1 tomorrow
If the >hasb get the first pick, how likely are they to choose Dubois?
when was the last time an amerk was drafted #1
when was the last time a binn was drafted #1
>>67212063
you know what I want
>>67212063
the next time laine will be drafted #1 is 2 months away
>>67212092
>>67212350
you posted a bullet
I wanted a buTT
>>67212063
last american was the balding rapist manlet
a finn has never been 1st overall
>yfw this happens
>>67212436
>a finn has never been 1st overall
we must keep it that way
FISHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>67212692
my dad would be ass pained if that happened he fucking hates the avs owner for jewing out and moving to LA
>>67212721
post
butt
>>67212721
you want laine's d don't you?
it's pretty big from what I've heard...
>>67212770
Not as big as pulju lbh
>>67212922
This is my favourite pic of Poopji
Why doesn't Kippers post her butt anymore?
>>67213092
because dreams are dead
>>67212770
it's pretty much widely acknowledge in the finnish league (and it's starting to be the talk of every locker room in the NHL) that patrik laine may have, in fact, the smallest dickeroo in ALL of hockey
>>67213121
how big is your ass compared to /hoc/
>>67212973
HE SCAMPERS INTO THE ZONE
HE PROTECTS ALONG THE BOARDS
A SHOOOOTTTT
BUT
IT'S WAFFLEPAWED OUT
BUT IT'S PICKED OFF AT THE BLUE LINE
>well doc we're seeing some meme cats out here
THANKS PIERRE
WHAT'S THIS?
HE'S BATTED IT BACK INTO THE ZONE
HE JUMPS UP ONTO THE COUCH
WOW THE CLAWS ARE OUT IN THIS GAME
Why aren't the shorks doing anything, this is like watching the Nucks in the playoffs
>>67213265
Gutless
>>67201809
>>67201709
Lmao you guys got btfo
>>67213121
thats not true...
>It's a 10 hour long thread during playoffs episode
>>67213417
>friday night
Yeah no shit
>>67213365
fuck off reddithawk fag
>>67213445
The hawks aren't reddit now though. After exiting the first round they're no longer a bandwagon team. Only teams that win the cup can be bandwagon teams.
>>67212922
>>67212970
>soon.jpg
>>67213496
>this Reddithawk delusion
>>67213538
The blues are the new reddit team because of that black guy meme
Whats your favorite thing about Finland?
>>67213548
memes
Canucks home jersey or away jersey?
>>67213548
The Mongol genes mean they aren't pussies like the rest of the Nordic countries.
Do Finns ever fucking stop memeing? Starting to piss me off desu
>>67213610
relocated jersey 2bh
~~~DRAFT LOTTERY RESULTS LEAKED~~~
t. BETTMAN
>>67213620
Nope.
>>67213620
what did he mean by this?
Away jerseys or Home jerseys?
HE'S DUE GUYS
>>67213861
Depends where you live 2bh
>>67213917
>+24
HOW DO OTHERS EVEN COMPETE!?
>>67213933
I live around the area where Vancouver is the closest team. I was thinking of getting a jersey and wanted to know what was better.
>>67213990
Get the home blues. It's what everyone up here has.
>>67213990
If you're planning to get one, get the away one.
Here, everyone wears home.
>>67213917
Will we ever see a Defenseman break 30 goals ever again?
>>67213917
>+24
Vlasic fags btfo
>>67213990
Well I'm a Habs fan and used to live there so I have a home Patch sweater but want to buy an away Gally one now that I don't live in Montreal. It's really up to you 2bh
>>67213917
Karlsson is gonna win the Norris every year until he retires, that's a fact.
>Pekka Rinne
when will the finnish goaler memes end???
>>67214150
Not a chance this year with the Doughty media narrative
A lot of voters aren't putting Karlsson as #1 because he didn't make the playoffs. Despite the fact that Doughty got the most first place votes last year even though he missed the playoffs
Media will make sure Doughty will win this year even though he's not even top 5 this year
>>67214225
i didn't know you were a coalburning whore. you know what? dont post butt. never post butt again.
>>67214225
Me on the left you on the right
>2016
>rags
poor kitties
>perds
>>67214436
Based Black Meme Magic Kitteh
Snorks win!
>>67214670
>snorks
what kind of fucking normie meme is this
Ouch trashville just took a dicking
>perd5
>>67214690
You're such a salty bish
Snorks Win!
>>67214745
what are they saying about the perds over at reddit?
>preds up by one
>leave the computer
>come back
>finnish goaltending
>>67214846
ask yo mom
>>67214869
>more reddit reaction images
plsss
>>67214860
Let's all take a moment to thank binland for over agressive goaltending
>>67214670
>snorks
>fucking snorks
/sp/ is cancer now
PULJU
>>67214940
>now
>>67214942
This fuckin mener i swear
>>67214901
so salty
>>67214959
>for the past 3 and a half years
better?
>>67214940
guess shorks are the most meme team
if only they'll just go back
guess i'll root for the perds now
Tell me about the cat, why did it walk on the ice?
>>67215022
To jinx the predators
>>67215021
No one cares cunt
>>67214940
Can't Retort the Snorks
>shut boring ass shorks game off with preds up 1-0 to start 3rd
>notice 30 minutes later that the shorks scored five points and won the game in the 3rd
i'm so bad at watching hockey fuck.
>>67215052
>he thinks no one cares about kippers
>>67215052
Cared enough to reply, Redditor.
>>67215070
Yeah the 3rd period was the most exciting. The trick is to leave it on in the background while you shitpost. Then you look up once in awhile to see how it's going, comment in the thread. When exciting things happen you shitpost even more.
tfw to sleepy to jack off thanks preds
>>67215074
>>67215081
She's not going to fuck you, white knights, stop rushing to her rescue
>>67215070
Shorks usually shork it up in the second and dominate the 3rd.
>>67215143
i dont want to fuck her i just want to see if she gained 200 pounds since the last butt pic
>>67215070
>points
Ree
>>67215081
>snorks
>>67215143
t. reddit
>you will never grow up on a ranch in Montana
How to deal with this feel?
>>67215165
I'm trying anon I really am
>>67215143
>he's actually trying to argue that /hoc/ isn't obsessed with Kippers
>>67215203
Trip on cunt
>>67215218
Montana sucks.
t.lived there 5 years
>>67215226
I know right.
We literally had a gimmick tripfag dedicated to stalking Kippers.
Is this the Shork's year?
>>67215218
By thanking God you have more to live for than meth.
>>67215218
My uncle has one
No Swedes allowed though
>>67215235
>>67215218
i wish i were a natty 6'5 Saskatiwan boy who was a instant NHL draft
>>67215272
yes
G'night /hoc/.
>>67215235
Glad you left desu
>>67215305
don't eat the dog
>>67215160
Post last butt pic
>>67215235
Depends on what you like I guess. But sure, it probably isn't exactly like I picture it
>>67215284
That I do, thanks
>>67215292
Rude uncle
>>67215294
Maybe in your next life
>>67215266
>smuk_butt.png 25kb
>>67215294
what a stupid bitch I wish she had gotten eaten
>>67215305
Me on the left you on the right
>>67215305
Good morning
>>67215357
NEW THREAD
>>67215313
Me too desu. I value my education so it was best that I got out of there since they're like 20 years behind
>>67215305
Has that dog given her the knot yet?
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