Gold standard hockey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3KlRxQ1PG4
Stream here
Go blues.
Almost first for niggers in hockey
>>67205192
ty gary
>>67205192
good shit
>>67205272
GO BLUES
WHO STARs HERE???????
>>67205272
GO (You)S
who /flyersfanbandwagoningblues/ here?
You crackas ready for shit to get lit?
Let's go blues!
>>67205340
who /finnish goaltending/ here?
Who's your team and who are you rooting for this game?
>wongs
>blues (because you killed the black cucks)
>>67205362
right here fämäläm
>>67205272
GO BLUES
Lol fuck da blues.
>>67205389
> blues
> blues.
>>67205340
Your hype train ended round 1.
This cup is going tin a team that's never won before. Sorry senpai
I can't decide which one to root for. Maybe Stars because they're more hated here.
Post what you're drinking while enjoying this game. Inb4 my phone switches it side ways
>>67205389
Blues
Blues
>>67205389
>Wings
>Gas explosion in the arena
>>67205429
That's typical with my phone too. Fucking LG
JAJAJAJAJA
>>67205389
blues
blues
>>67205389
>wings
>I don't care as long as it's a meme game
>>67205464
Got a galaxy s6. Looks fine on my phone then it all fucks up. At least I'm not an image.jpg poster.
>>67205433
this triggers me everytime, put it on the cup of fries for fucks sake
>>67205429
>maple and honey
>beer
nth for FUCK THE BLUES YOU GOON PIECES OF SHIT
>>67205429
that is not beer lad
I'd """"""""""""""""""""""""""fuck"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" her
This bitch isn't singing. Just yelling.
holy shit this lady is TONE DEAF SHE'S JUST YELLING LMAO
>>67205429
>2 beers
what's it like being an underaged reddiTURD?
>stars!
Pretty spooky anthem skeleton you've got there dallas
>>67205512
Enjoy your Alamo, Hank. We drink craft beer here because we have money.
>8.2% and tasty as fuck
>Stars fans yell STARS
>Blues fans yell home of the BLUUUUUEEEEEEEEESS
A series I can get behind
this bitch is dry ass hell
>does that STARS bangled banner yet wave
I keked hard
>>67205555
>>67205556
2ms apart including quads confirms it
>all those empty seats
Hockey in Texas was a mistake
is this patriotic stuff in EVERY game?
lol
>>67205625
concessions don't even empty out until halfway thru the 1st. nice try.
Is it just me or is this camera angle lower than other arenas?
>>67205558
Yea, and some vodka too. Only started at 7:30.
>>67205640
American and Canadian anthem before every game usually, but they don't usually televise it until this time of the year.
>lelliot
lel nice one
>elliot
>ELLIOT
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA SERIES OVER
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
>elliot
>>67205541
>ale is not a beer
Don't you have some shitty goaltending to do?
So who does NBC root for?
>non finnish goal tend ing
Is Pierre working this game after working Pens vs. Caps last night?
What the fuck, I can't escape him.
>>67205272
GO BLUES
swing and miss
>canadian goaltending
>that dive
Benn you retard.
>beann
>finnish goaltending
>benn already ratting
my sides are on the orbit
want stors to win the series because they're the meme team of 2016
But then I want to see how Deboer adjusts to St pooie
>>67205182
>>67205362
/here/
>>67205820
Yes, good goy, root for the Stars!
>>67205692
ok. seems pretty strange to me as yuropoo.
>>67205820
Wasn't the meme team the kongs before you killed them?
>>67205389
oh man, these phone calls used to creep the hell out of me as a kid
>>67205877
Only because they'd be the easier team to beat.
And i like the blues style of play desu
>stors getting cycled
God it's so nice to see these fucking goons have it thrown right back at em. Can't hang when they're not hitting literal kids, fucking pussies.
>>67205889
Do you get sent to jail if you show any signs of nationalism over there?
>sturrs already getting exposed
lmao
>>67205925
That was one of the worst
>You have been chosen. They will come soon.
And my favorite
>They're coming soon. Maybe you should think twice about opening the door.
>>67205389
>rags
>no preference
Although I do enjoy watching Tarasenko play
>>67205820
I'd fuck her ass raw, if you know what I mean.
What are the odds that the two teams with the ugliest fan bases are playing each other in the second round?
Which team will have to look at the beauty of San Jose women next round?
gold standard my ass
they're dragging ass out there
>>67205899
>2 championships in last 4 years
>meme team
Shorks are and always will be the definitive meme team
>>67206036
>rags
OY VEY
>>67206066
Gold standard hockey is the brand of gamethread you dolt
>>67206041
I don't know what you mean
>>67206068
>kongs
>>67206041
I don't know what you mean. Please explain it in glorious detail.
>>67206068
Hawks are good too recently. Doesn't stop their bandwagoners from increasing.
>>67206113
>autism ribbon
>not AIDS
I'd like to see Reaves wreck some bitches this series
>sturrs """""""""""""""""fans""""""""""""""""""" about to realize what a good hockey team looks like
blues sweep in 3 desu lads
>>67206036
>>67206028
I'm dead desu.
>rags
>>67206173
>sweeping a best of 7 in 3 games
I'd love that to happen but it ain't
>finnish goaltending
>nice soft hands
no homo thou, right?
>>67206173
>2
They'll sweep them this game desu, don't cut them short
elite goalkeepers once again provided by the nation of finland
>absolutely finnish goaltending
>benn chimping out
>>67206110
>>67206142
I'd insert my fully erect sheathless penis in and out of her anus until ejaculations are achieved. As I achieve throbbing ecstatic orgasm I'd pull her into my hips and shoot my seed deep into her rectum. Then we'd go out for ice cream.
Whys it called a sweep and not a swoop?
>all these chances
This is going to be a great series
>>67206350
Probably the association with the phrase "clean sweep"
>>67206350
If sweeps aren't real then how can hockey be real?
>>67206041
no ass
>>67206340
>sheathless
Fucking dropped. That's like having no sheath for your cutlass, it gets all blunt and shit.
ALMOST
>>67206396
>no qt hockey gf
why live bros
>>67206392
>>67206418
>he doesn't have a hockeyfu
>he looks so much like you
CANADA.YES.
are these fuckers gonna score?
So much for dallas' high powered offense
>>67206340
What kind of ice cream?
>>67206418
iktfb
socially awkward pierre
>>67206464
>this selfie brought to you by Little Caesar's DEEP, DEEP DISH Pizza(TM)
>>67206438
wuz
this shit lit af do
>>67206540
>kongs
Who /feelthebern/ here?
>>67206418
team?
I can make you feel worse
>>67206582
#itbernswhenipee
>>67206464
either wierd lighting or edited, their teeth are unnaturally white
>>67206593
flyers fan (I know flag)
>>67206582
I too have autism.
im 27 and don't know how to ice skate. is it too late to make it in the nhl?
>>67206582
Reporting in
PANIC
>that spaghetti
2CLOSE
C
L
O
S
E
>>67206582
Here's your
>(You)
>elliot
>>67206653
Yes. But if you're autistic enough maybe you can get a job in their office. Or coach a local team if not autistic.
who /kentucky derby/ here
:^)
>>67206653
can you goon?
>"Maybe he has eyes in the back of his head"
>"We'll have to ask him"
dangerous bantz tbqh because pierre actually will ask a stupid fucking question like that
Just tuned in. What have I missed so far lads?
>>67206733
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSLUT PIERRE
>>67206582
Probably all the St. Louis cucks
>>67206761
Nothing
There was a 4 on 4 early on.
>>67205362
Ayyyyyy here
>>67206761
Missed Chances
when is your quinceanera /sp/?
Has there ever been a goalie who faced backwards and tried to stop shots with his backside? Sounds crazy but it could work.
Elliot is absolutely the most under-appreciated goalie in the eague.
Did Benn shave? wtf homo
>tarasenko
What a meme
Reminder stars won the west.
>>67206826
If I had to pick between Elliott and pulling Nabakov out of retirement, I'd pick Nabakov every time. Elliott is all smoke and mirrors, and is a known quitter. Fact.
>>67206792
>>67206687
>>67206658
>>67206642
>>67206621
TY for the (You)
>>67206853
Maybe he has jaw cancer.
>finnish goal tend ing
KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI KARI
>>67206825
>being this retarded
Why has this not been attempted? Why doesn't an NHL team find the largest, fattest man on the planet, and simply park him in front of the goal?
>>67206855
>Stars fan thinking the regular season means anything
This your first post season, champ?
>>67206825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DM6W4IcOOA
JUST
>>67206880
Use them well. Won't be many more chances this series since it will be a sweep
KARI
A
R
I
>>67206878
Thanks for proving my point.
>>67206908
t. Charles Wang
>>67206908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP8ZVWiZUMA
Hey this Carl guy is pretty good desu.
>>67206908
theres a lot of open space in the corners to snipe at
>>67206965
People just can't appreciate a known loser like Elliott.
Anyone mind helping an anon out? Been down on my luck but I really think a few (You)s could really get me back on my feet.
God bless.
>>67206908
Because the ice and his skates can't support that. The best you can do is get a tall goalie. Aka tranpa gay's Bishop
>>67206624
still looking
have some flylel grills
>>67207007
Here's to (you)
>>67207007
guess i owe yall for sweeping chicago. enjoy
hey guys white suit guy checking in again. right behind the blues goalie
@67207007
I gotcha f.a.m.
buttman where did my stream go?
cable just went out. anybody score yet?
stream ded
>>67207049
that one on the right, yikes. imagine that mean mug sucking your dick
>>67207107
pics or gtfo
>>67207119
It's back just a hiccup
>>67206908
>>67206908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFiN9C4t3rc
>>67207119
>>67207146
ok works thanks
>>67207125
Already back refresh
>>67206498
Cookies and cream!
>>67207007
Here's your (You), but I still hope the Blues get swept.
I haven't gone to sleep sober in over 3 years
What's going to happen when I quit drinking this weekend?
>it's a hattrick, out come the hats onto the ice
>if you get this
literally what else is there to get? you just explained the whole thing
>>67207202
Seizures if you don't wean yourself off.
>>67207202
Delirium Tremens probably.
good 20 minutes of hockey
>>67206761
Nothing. Two seriously boring talentless "physical" teams.
The real fun game was yesterday's caps - pens. Now that's cool hockey.
>>67207202
nice knowing you
>>67207202
How heavily did you drink per day? 3 years isn't all that bad, but you're not going to like it. Sleeping in particular will be miserable. and I suggest keeping spare sheets ready because the night sweats are going to suck.
Day 2-5 will be the worst, but it gets easier after that. Have fun.
>>67207141
tbf I would
>>67207228
>>67207235
These. Better get some benzos. Or you might die in your sleep.
>>67207202
You'll get the Baseball just under your sternum.
You'll know.
>>67207228
>>67207235
>>67207297
I'd only have 8-10 drinks a night and never really have that bad of hangovers. But I have to drink to sleep every night
why does canada have so many interracial commercials? where are the white couples?
> tfw didn't like any sports before discovering /sp/
who else?
JUST
>>67207341
Then get some benzos. Don't sleep while going through withdrawals without it. Seizure while sleeping=death if you vomit and choke.
>>67207348
At home afraid of going outside for fear of getting hindued
>>67207348
It's just a marketing thing, you try to target as many segments as possible, would be a waste using a couple of the same race.
>>67207349
same but /sp/ on ylilauta
god i hope doom is good
>>67207341
Yeah, that's approaching heavy drinking but nothing unmanageable. The nightmare stories you hear are usually from older folk with 15 years of heavy drinking under their belt.
It won't be fun but it won't be unbearable either. You are going to have to "relearn" sleep though, and that will be the worst part. Just drink a shit ton of water, because I guarantee the night sweats are going to happen.
>tfw stars will be winning the cup
>tfw rangers will win the world series
>tfw cowboys will win the owl after that draft
>TWIN TOWERS OF POWER
Which team wants mememagic for 2nd round but 2nd riund only
>>67207564
pls gib
>>67207250
Both of these boring talentless teams made it deeper than any of your countries talentless boring teams.
whats the intermission entertainment?
>>67207564
caps
I just want pens to not win
Three hundred megs, crazy fast!
>>67207586
Whats your team friend
>>67207599
We won the draft race bitch
This is the theme of this series
https://youtu.be/QxP442T-aZ0
>>67207633
its in the pic m80
>>67207639
How many more drafts will it take before your country ices a winning team again?
>>67207607
I'm already giving the caps my meme magic. They're always my backup team.
what did he mean by this?
>>67207713
He's naming the Jews. The Jew ramp specifically.
>>67207712
why are there milk bottles on the flag?
>>67207599
I made it deeper inside your mom than any of your cuck dads ever have lmfao
>period starts
>i have to take a shit
REEEEEEEEE
>tfw 2 page essay due at midnight
>8:08 PM
>havent even started
how fucked am i?
>>67207760
>caps fan
Makes sense desu. Also give here back. REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67207773
Can't you just use two tampons to plug both holes?
get back on your seats ffs
>>67207773
You're not missing much t͏͏b͏͏h f͏͏a͏͏m
>>67207773
>not using Rogers™ Game Centre Live ® to watch hackey on the shitter
>>67207814
Nvm. I can't read flags. Just give her back please...
>>67207795
Just use really small paper pages.
>>67207818
In Detroit you're not allowed to return to your seat during play.
>muh empty arena meme
>>67205182
GO STARS GO
>>67207872
Go where?
>>67207865
thats even more retarded
they are playing a song from a car commercial
>>67207906
Keeps the tards with 10 kids from blocking your view during the game.
>>67207906
He's kidding.
>finns can't even catch a joke
>>67207941
not in foreign language
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET MY ROOMMATES TO STOP SLAMMING CABINETS AND DOORS AND SHIT
HOLY FUCK
>>67207767
Come back this fall during the World Cup when your team is actually watchable.
>>67207914
>he's not always running for the thrill of it thrill of it
>>67207983
Remove all doors.
>>67207983
tell them?
>>67207681
1-0 series lead friendo
>>67207373
fuuuuuugggg
philthy bro still here?
>>67207983
Be alpha and post screenshot of this post on noticeboard
>that tarasenko 1-2 with a stars player
>UNITED STATES PRESIDENTS ASSASINATED IN DALLAS: 1
>UNITED STATES PRESIDENTS ASSASINATED IN ST.LOUIS: 0
DALLAS ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
