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UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
NEWS
>Goob isn't retired (if only)
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/21/11478120/conor-mcgregor-issues-statement-after-being-pulled-from-ufc-200
>The UFC has officially pulled the plug on the Nate Diaz vs. Conor McGregor
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/21/11481106/report-ufc-officially-pulls-the-plug-on-nate-diaz-vs-conor-mcgregor
>Rory MacDonald preparing to beat Steven Thompson, wants to renegotiate and win the title this year
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/more-money-title-shot-win-over-thompson-pushing-ufc-fight-night-89s-rory-macdonald
>UFC on Fox 19 pulls double Premier Boxing despite a number of fights being removed from the card
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/21/11481722/ufc-does-2-5-million-viewers-for-ufc-on-fox-19-event
>Khabib offered GSP for UFC 200
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/21/11477760/khabib-nurmagomedov-was-offered-me-george-st-pierre-or-diaz-for-ufc-200-mma-news
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
>the necropolis of boxing
HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHA
First for MacKenzie
First for bangbro
>>66997347
>making it 13 posts early so adan doesn't shitpost his thread
good lad
ngannou
Superior thread here
>>66997186
>>66997186
>>66997186
>>66997186
> 2.5 million viewers
If you look at Rashad's career, he's been somewhat of a solid draw.
>>66997347
>Not checking the catalogue before making a thread
The other one was made first, but what one do we use?
I usually don't do interviews with womens unless I fornicates with them
So you shouldn't talk any more
Unless you wanna... you know
haha
strawpoll important
http://www.strawpoll.me/10012693
http://www.strawpoll.me/10012693
http://www.strawpoll.me/10012693
Anthony Pettis is fighting this weekend
I completely forgot until I saw him in the embedded
Is he headed down the Brendan Frasier path?
penis
>>66997510
nah
it was only one loss
>>66997531
Lost 2 in a row pretty embarrassing
Jones was wearing lifts in his shoes for the staredown with OSP.
>>66997453
>STOP GLORIFYING RATS
does Arlovski mean "the jews" by this?
>you now remember showtime memepiss was supposed to be a big megastar
kek
>>66997453
>Diego Sanchez is still alive and fighting
>>66997588
My sides
i'm depressed
>>66997600
Based springbok bro
>>66997600
Who is this blue eyed qt girl
>>66997659
Get into cage fighting, burn out, and then self destruct spectacularly
>>66997378
this. bangbro is based
>>66997588
Hard to be a champ when he can't wrestle, clinch, or even defend a takedown. How in the hell did he armbar Bendo?
>>66997683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcpL4AjPK2s
>>66997588
>we will never get to see Khabib absolutely assrape him into retirement
>>66997347
Hello /Heem/ anon has refered me to this thread.
My question is:
I am on a quest to find a Martial arts self defence that combines aikido/grappling with punching, kicking, kneeing, elbowing, the works, that aslso teaches you to defend against weapon users.
Like CQC but then real.
My main answers is:
-No MMA Krav Maga
-Systema
-And Hapkido
What does /Heem anons think I should learn?
--------------------------------
I wish to learn how to disarm any type of attacker at any situation, without pain to the opponent most preferably.
I wish to learn, the reality based version of CQC
Is Jon Jones gay?
>>66997653
why do americans measure things in "cups" that shit really triggers my autism
>>66997531
He lost to a Bellator guy after getting beat like a bum to lose the title.
>>66997714
loser
>>66997699
>spectacularly
Teach me how.
>>66997705
He can throw up submissions
But its about POSITION
NOT SUBMISSION
>>66997735
>noko in name field
RRREEEEEEE etc
>>66997705
>Hard to be a champ when he can't wrestle, clinch, or even defend a takedown. How in the hell did he knockout aldo?
>mfw someone will say this in a year
>mfw conair becomes pettis tier bust
>>66997510
Getting intentionally grapplefucked by Eddie Alvarez I think immediately grants you JUST powers
Schaubposting is on its last legs
He was on JRE today and nobody gave a fuck
Glorious times. We are evolving and it's making me so happy.
>>66997735
Why do you need it? Holland is safe af.
>>66997735
>Akido
http://time.com/4298235/ronda-rousey-2016-time-100/
>Imagine if we could teach our daughters to value their bodies for what they can do, not for how others think they look. Could Ronda be the one to finally help us understand that as females, we define the word feminine and that it doesn’t define us?
Who /STRONGWOMYN/ here?
>>66997780
Thats because he's been an especially whiny little bitch as of late
And he's gone keto
>>66997735
don't post snakes they scare me
>>66997773
Honest Question: Is Pettis' showtime kick more impressive than Conor's destruction of manletweight? Because that will determine who is remembered better.
>>66997791
But it wont teach me how to punch and kick, and I already have done AIKIDO. It's Great.
Anyone got the Henderson fedor finish?
>>66997813
>And I recommend you immediately get a tattoo of Ronda’s full “DNB” quote in which she explains that every muscle in her body serves a purpose and the way she looks is just a by-product.
Who is hiring these people?
>>66997833
just take up kickboxing/muay thai and BJJ
enough with this meme asian kung fu shit
What if Jon loses?
>>66997868
>What if Jon loses?
>>66997858
Tina fey wrote it.
>>66997867
Muay Thai is my fave form of boxing, however it wont teach you grappling and the sorts beyond clinching for knee's.
>>66997829
He did it to a grown cardio man who regenerates chin by fixing his hair
>>66997896
Have you tried touchbutt in the park? It encompasses a huge variety of movements from a number of different disciplines.
>>66997910
>Have you tried touchbutt in the park?
>tried touchbutt in the park?
>touchbutt in the park?
>touchbutt
Wut
>>66997883
He's been out for like 2 years. OSP has been fighting. He could easily catch him in he lands a cheeky punch in RND1 by blacksploding.
>>66997941
hahaha you're so funny
Could GSP wrestle rape Lawler, or is his TD defense too good?
>>66998007
>German pretending to know what is funny
:^)
>>66997735
You might be better off asking >>>/asp/ if they have a thread up amongst all the mandrama. This thread is more for the discussion rather than practice of MMA, especially currently with all the McGoobs drama
>>66998024
ahh man really got me there with your chinese cartoon image reaction
>>66997902
>bendo goes to lellator
>becomes champ
>pettis loses to cerrone, khabib and ferguson in succession
>pettis goes to lellator
>fights bendo for rematch shekels
>lands another showtime kick
>becomes champ again
>>66998044
>North Korean cartoon
FTFY
>Chris Weidman's dad singing him a song to the tune of Prince's "Kiss"
You don't have to beat Luke to be My Boy / You don't have to win fights to bring me joy
Help me finish these lyrics, /heem/
>>66998036
Oh okay, thnx anyway.
>>66997653
>>66997588
>>66997705
Sounds like we got some butt hurt going on here
>>66998079
>macadamian wall etchings
>>66998098
there are people who trane so you still might get decent answers, it's just a memey time currently
>>66997813
>Time Magazine
National Enquirer tier at this point 3bh
>>66998105
>Not Peruvian street stopmotions.
>>66997714
ahahaahhhah fucking ridiculous ass bitch i want to see her get heemed
>41 minutes
my sides man that voice
>>66997742
I think Schaub is gay
>>66997813
It's just bait. By now I learned to react positively to the articles that support my viewpoint and be numb to those that don't.
Always think "What does the author seek to accomplish with this?" before reading anything. The power is yours faм.
is ngannouposting the new schaubposting?
Even in denying the to take the platform to generate memery the man still provides. Jesus christ
>Schaub is on joes meme keto diet
Who /SCHAUB SLIMDOWN/?
>make a career out of fighting midgets that are smaller weaker and have a shorter reach than you
>lose to someone your own size
>b..bbbut he's bigger den me yeh
>>66998296
he did provide a ton of hype. if im dana i let him just come to the ny conference but fine him like 250k or something to save face
>>66998325
>keto
>slimdown
absolutely shitkaant
>>66998357
Dyel?
>>66998327
Funny thing is Conor will have to make his way back on the show if he fights for the UFC again
>>66998345
DAVID VS GOLIATH YE
>>66998345
>It's a British poster with a retarded opinion
I'll smile the day when this isn't the norm.
>Somehow people don't give shit to Mickey Mouse or Jones for doing the same
>>66998345
>""""""lose to someone your own size"""""""""
>>66998376
I carb
>>66998139
>arguing about memes on a board for extraterrestrial cryptography
>>66998435
Got it.
>>66998448
Don't get smart with me, boy
>>66998339
Do you think people in that town are unphased by conors presence now? they just give a nod and maybe say "morning, conor"
OSP's lisp and sleepy demeanor are endearing desu. I hope he beats Jones and is real nonchalant about it.
>>66998446
>Not arguing about meta-terrestrial spatial rendering meme's
>>66998339
>entire game slayed
>>66998476
Why would some dyel memer intimidate anybody? I truly and unironically pity your existence.
>>66998345
dustin and holloway are bigger
Could Nate Diaz make 145 if he killed himself to the extent that McGregor did?
>>66998345
s-still comin for dat lightweight belt, yeah
>>66998345
Yeah, Fuck Jon Jones.
>>66998498
i was thinking the exact same thing. sending my powerful meme magic to OSP
I thought Jon and OSP were the same height wtf
>>66998339
>le unretired man
>>66998512
>2016
>doing anything, including existing, unironically
>>66998478
bet 99% don't even know who he is
https://youtu.be/Ai3J3-1We1g
>3:31
>that jones dive
JUST
he really is embarrassing at any athletic endeavour other than mma
>>66998650
he has a really small benis. disappointed desu, holly deserves better
>>66998622
I'm sorry about your life. It can get better if you choose to make it better.
>>66998536
There's no way he could have KOd RDA right? I mean there's a big difference between 155 and 170, but RDA is a monster the likes of which McGreggor never faced.
>>66998678
>the only men with reach even comparable to Jones are literal heavyweights
wew
>>66995371
I just feel the need to point out that her name is Valentina
Some little fuck tried to break into my house today but ran away before i knew what was happening. fuck i wish i could have heemed the little fuck, at least he ran away scared
>>66998678
that graph makes DC really fucking impressive desu
>>66998743
Wish he would move up. LHW is a graveyard outside the top 5.
>>66998758
I hope you have a gun.
>>66998721
Denis Siver took McMeme down twice. RDA would have absolutely had his way with him.
>>66998678
lad look at them standing side by side in the face off
https://youtu.be/KvDv8IQUAJM?t=19
jones is wearing shoes that give him an extra 1-2 inches on OSP but their arms look literally identical
there's a good chance that jones is going to get slept this fight
>>66998678
>Proven once and for all that the only one doing what they're accusing McGoober of doing is Jones
Wew lad, this is sad. If he moved to HW he would get fucking obliterated.
At least Goober tried and failed, Jones is a punk ass bish nigga who won't even try.
>>66998721
RDA isn't a Diaz. He would've been knocked the fuck out at 155.
Conor has power behind his hands, it's just that any kind of KO power is meaningless against the Diaz brothers.
>>66998694
Yeah, but you killing yourself is up to you
>>66998763
They need another heavyweight season of TUF. Do men's heavyweight and men's flyweight for memes.
>>66998758
At least you americucks have guns. Fuck man, I really wish that shit was legal here. Dark times are coming.
>>66998793
Siver also did Sambo
>tfw celebrating my brithday with 197
>>66998775
need to get one, little fucking worms make me sick
is colin mcguillity a laughing stock
>>66998829
can you get a cheeky hunting shotgun or something?
>>66998829
Not for long. Once Hillary becomes president I don't see another party winning for a long time. Our guns will be gone soon.
>>66998882
You think deer dont have rights in denmark?
So we're all agreed, Nurmagomedov is #1 P4P and perhaps the greatest MMA fighter of all time
>>66998882
Psh, are you kidding? Danes have a hard time obtaining donuts.
The only reason the Danes haven't killed themselves as a nation yet is because the Swedes are doing that and because the only people that hate them more than they hate themselves are, you've guessed it, the Swedes.
Danes are a funky breed.
>>66998882
Maybe. I'll sure as fuck try, but that's not the only problem. You also can't legally defend yourself, even if someone breaks into your place.
>>66998758
you wouldnt do shit you pussy you clearly knew what washappening know youre trying to fix your deflated ego
>>66998944
He dominated Darrell Horcher so bad he made him look like a full time sheet metal worker.
>>66998944
>Yet ANOTHER Brit with a retarded opinon
Will you people fucking quit pestering /heem/ and MMA in general with your mental ailments? Good lord.
>"analysts" ranked McGregor higher p4p than Daniel Cormier
>>66998981
>23-0, undefeated
>longest undefeated streak in MMA history (NOTE: NOT WIN STREAK)
>uncrowned lightweight champ
He's the GOAT
>>66997813
>>Imagine if we could teach our daughters to value their bodies for what they can do
That's perverted.
>>66999014
DC is a weird one
He can beat top Heavyweights but not Jon Jones?
Doesn't make sense
>>66999016
He'll get heem'd once he faces big names.
Guy's a fraud. I was right about everything I said so far and my only regret is not screencapping my own posts.
But I'll cap this one. Khabib will get exposed. If not this year, the next one.
>>66999041
Rewatch the fight
Hey /heem/, Olivier Busquet and JC Alvarado (two pro poker players) will be having an MMA match at 9pm ET. If you interested in watching 2 absolute muppets with minimal experience fight each other for large amounts of money, you can check it out at the link below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okYmm56tH-s&feature=youtu.be
>>66999016
>Brit fabricating muslim accomplishments
Colour me surprised
>>66999053
DC was thoroughly outclassed
>>66999051
Khabib already beat the LW champ, what other "big names" are there?
>>66999094
I know right?
>>66999041
dc 2nd best fighter p4p
>>66998944
His only notable win was against RDA
POST UNPOPULAR OPINIONS
>Pettis beat RDA
>DC beat Jones
>Jbj murdered gustafsson
>Round 1 of McGregor/mendes was a 10-8 in favor of Chad
>>66999041
Jon Jones is #1 p4p God of mma
>>66999162
>Round 1 of McGregor/mendes was a 10-8 in favor of Chad
How is that an unpopular opinion?
Imagine how crushed Conor is going to be when he comes back for UFC 202 after learning he can't strong arm Fertittas.
>>66999162
>unpopular
>posts retarded opinions
>>66999160
>his only notable win was against the LW champ
It's the only win that matters
No one else in the division has a more meaningful win
>>66999153
He hasn't beaten the elite HWs or the #1 LHW
Jon Jones is #1 and DJ, the boring manlet fuck would be #2 and Cruz would be #3
Khabib is ranked #0, he's in a class of his own
>>66999201
needs to start fighting heavyweights soon
The hype with DC is cringey, no one is buying it and it's fake as fuck
>>66999162
thats just spitting out legit lies.
>>66998339
i think the UFC already made their move
why are irishmen so stupid?
>>66999227
name of girl?
>>66999162
Aldo would light McGoober up in a rematch.
>>66999244
Diaz would fuck Khabib up
So wait, what is the opinion on sambo here? Is it a meme MA or what?
>>66999324
Only girl you need to know is albu
>>66998645
nah, people who don't watch MMA were all talking about him before and after the fight with Diaz
It's quite annoying
>>66998478
I was in the lockup in the sheriffs court one time and this guy who trained MMA was talking about him, predicted he'd get knocked out sooner or later (this was last year, March)
>>66999353
Khabib isn't a featherweight
>>66999227
You can rewatch the fight on youtube if you want, a lot more of the first round took place on the feet than people seem to remember
>>66999382
Diaz and Khabib are both lw fambam
>>66999372
If Sambo was easy, it'd be called BJJ
>>66999324
gus davidson
>>66999397
I was referring to Diaz hype being born out of him recently submitting a FW (Conner)
>>66999379
is that crossfit
>>66999382
I thought it was funny how Conor was saying he could go all day and then he gassed in the second round.
>>66999372
Im sambo so its legit
>>66999411
This
brehs
>>66997735
>akido
>>66999494
would
>>66999494
Disgusting face. And she is rolling her shorts like a middle school girl.
>>66999494
are Italians white?
Kinda cool that Anderson became shit, now we get all sorts of nice meme match-ups we wouldn't have gotten before like him vs Diaz, Bisping and now Uriah Hall
>>66999494
>there are """""""men""""""" on /heem/ who would not raise her son
>>66999494
disgusting
>>66999558
adorable
>>66999558
so fucking qt
>>66999473
Not even the most ludicrous thing he's said about his ability
>RDA will be defending his title exclusively on UFC Fight Pass
Biggest flop as a champion ever
>>66998339
shut up and fight manlet
>>66999682
no shame in that lad, where's your title defence at?
>>66999669
who DIS?!
>tfw no lithtwink bf to watch and banter about fights before cuddles and buttsex
>>66999731
Lena Meyer-Landrut. There's a thread on /hr/. You're welcome m8.
>>66999682
it's dana trying to make fight pass better, not a sign that dos banjos is somehow an inferior champion
>>66999720
>doesn't know I am Demitrius Johnson
I've defended the title on FOX and PPV m8
>>66998425
Mighty Mouse isn't bigger lel
>>66999770
big fan mate keep it up, your name is demetrious btw
>>66999777
oh wow
>>66999494
She's hot. I think she's gonna get murked by Juliana though. I have a theory that a single mom can never beat a non-mon.
>>66999799
UFC made me change it so they could trademark it
Jokes on them, no one gives a fuck about me
>>66999777
based uncle dana
>>66999764
man I cant get over how scary Lawler's power is
>>66999806
Someone screencap this post, I'm going to laugh my ass off if the theory holds.
>>66999827
Lawler is a journeyman who got lucky
>>66999872
You dare speak of the Blood Orc so casually?
>>66999872
>got lucky
british shitposting is on point tonight
>>66999872
to be fair I think Johny won the rematch but I was overall glad to see him go. Lawler is way more fun to watch.
Brendan Schaub is the greatest fighter of all-time
>>66999777
jej
>>66999994
wow he just let that guy beat the shit out of him
>>66999494
What the fuck is wrong with thirsty bastards? Look at her fucking face. She's got the face of a 54-year old British plumber.
>>66999657
Do fifty pushups every time you eat one.
>>66999994
Still find this crazy desu
how does this make you feel /heem/?
Should ufc have a gatekeeper belt, where a contender has to beat that fighter to get a title shot, and no one that hasn't beaten the gatekeeper cant be ranked higher. If there are no available contenders the gatekeeper cant fight for the champ belt.
The gatekeeper belt can be fought for by another fighter with a 3 fight win streak against opponents lower than him, but this is not available for regular champs and IChamps
>>67000043
Johnny is throwing hand and trying to clinch. Meanwhile wonderboy is kicking, punching, adjusting, switching stances, spinning shit, whiiffing his ball sack.
Big steak had no hope, just like how Rory is going to get wonderheem'd.
>>67000061
that whole fight was fucking weird to me. It seemed like Hendricks was on another planet. Although it was cool seeing Thompson utilize his range properly. He really fought a smart fight and avoided getting wrestlefucked.
>>67000139
>meme underground gimmicks
'no'
>>67000101
Like two people took a picture together since I'm not obsessed with IR sex.
>>67000156
Big Steak? Wonderboy? haha i don't even know what you're talking about
>>67000156
Johny was JUST before that fight after getting stolen the title from him twice.
>>66999777
lol a denied hover hand.
>>67000200
just accept the bbc
Chael Sonnen sets the record straight on the Conor fiasco
http://youtu.be/37ZRSxhC9RM
>>67000248
more like he got usada'd like weidmeme
>>67000256
No doubt he asked Arianny to put on her most masculine voice for their nightly stress release ritual
>>67000291
wat
>>67000301
weidman was on point during his fight with rockhold and could have decisioned his way to victory if he lasted to round 5
how was Rogains podcast today with Schaub?
>>67000393
I dont know, but I bet you could put together a bunch of their catchphrases and you'll pretty much get the gist of it.
Is Pettis vs Barbosa going to be the memest fight of all time?
>>67000515
jesus that bunda
>>67000101
That guy is really ugly.
>>67000515
I find Holly's comeliness so sexy
Tbh she might be most attractive girl in ufc for me right now
>>67000580
right? I never noticed it before
>>67000714
>i find attractiveness attractive
wut
Anyone got the Fedor vs Henderson webm?
Who was the real winner here?
>>67000714
fuck off lithtwink, we know you're all about that ngannou
>>67000802
think he means homeliness
>>67000994
Funny how you rats come out of the trash when McMemer is in the news again.
>>67000714
She wouldn't look at you twice, manlet.
>>67000869
Us.
>>67000802
Modest demeanor I suppose. Usually see "comely" when a not promiscuous or shy girl is described.
who /hollyandnganou/ here?
>>67001012
I've always been here bud you just haven't been looking
>tfw you realize your bull isn't invincible
Fuck
>>67001108
here
>>66999162
>robbie lawler is the worst WW champion to ever defend his belt
>weidman is going to kill cuckhold in the rematch
>>67001165
>who is manlet serra
>(You)
>>67001050
And shy*
>>67001108
nigga's face look like a deformed thomas the tank engine.
dat nigga lips so fat look like he got some botox injections.
nigga look like a downie his eyes so far a part
>>67001012
It was so nice to not have to deal with their casual bullshit for a few weeks.
can someone change this to my bull and put our resident cuck's face (lithuania)
So boys, Conor BTFO?
Or the precursor for fighters everywhere?
>>67001134
>bud
atta boy
>>67001405
I'm still a bit sour about Holly blowing that
>>67001405
Well alright then.
>>67001367
BTFO
He won't be fighting on UFC 200 and DAYNAH strongarmed him into coming out of retirement
Ronda and Conor were top boys before the fame and arrogance hit
>60 Gs BABY conor will never come back
>Pre hypetrain ronda will never come back
>>67001225
he never defended his belt
Why do the vast majority of female fighters lack a pair of medium or big natural tits?
>>67001493
tits are a disadvantage when fighting or doing anything athletic in general
>>67001493
Them shits get kicked right off their chests.
>>67001469
he defended it
just unsuccessfully
Getting picks started for UFC 197. As always I'm taking picks on main card bouts. sorry for missing out on last week, I didn't even watch the show.
Jon Jones vs Ovince Saint Preux
Demetrious Johnson vs Henry Cejudo
Anthony Pettis vs Edson Barboza
Robert Whittaker vs Rafael Natal
Yair Rodriguez vs Andre Fili
WHAT ARE /HEEM/ APPROVED VIDYA
>>67001367
Didn't defend his belt
Gets biggest payday redo
Bails on his contract
Throws a tantrum
I fear for his sanity
>>67001556
Then he didn't defend it you fuckin goof.
>>67001586
Osp
DJ
Pettis
Whittaker
Fili
>>67001586
Someone already took the picks, wtf. I'm getting tired of the predictionbro impostors tbqh.
>>67001586
OSP
Cejudo
Barboza
Natal
Fili
>>67001586
JJ
DJ
Pettis
Natal
Rodriguez
>>67001493
also I wonder what happens if a female fighter gets her period when shes fighting, or if cutting weight prevents some female fighters from getting their period
Who /readyformcbedded/ here
>>67001672
Wow. You don't have much experience with females do you ? That sucks....
>>67001593
UFC Undisputed 1
UFC Undisputed 2
UFC Undisputed 3
EA UFC 1
EA UFC 2
Toribash
>>67001764
well your mom doesnt get her period anymore so its all good ;^)
>>67001672
Does a female fight camp all start menstruating on the same cycle? When they're in the showers together do they start to wash each others firm bodies because it promotes teamwork?
>>67001586
Jones
DJ
Barboza
Natal
Fili
>>67001586
OSP
Johnson
Barboza
Natal
Fili
Just fuck my picks up.
>>67001586
Jon Jones
Henry Cejudo
Anthony Pettis
Robert Whittaker
Yair Rodriguez
>>67001863
Joe's daughter looks like an ayylmao, I guess that story where he let a gray bull fuck his wife was true
>people picking osp
hahaha
>>67001586
Jones
Cejudo
Pettis
Whittaker
Yair
>>67001586
Jones
Johnson
Pettis
Natal
Fili
>>67001917
>hes never heard of meme magic
>>67001586
Ovince St-Pierre haha :D
Say-Who-Doe?? haha :D
Pet-This *snaps kick* haha :D
Robert Whittaker
Ya-IIIIRRRRR HODDIGUESS haha ;D
>>67001586
Bones
DJ
Pettis
Natal
Fili
>>67001940
Literally looks like a different person at 145 weigh ins. I wonder what I would look like
>>67001586
Jones
Mighty Manlet
Pettis
Whittaker
Fili
>you have 5 seconds to explain why DJ/cejudo won't be a 5 round borefest
>>67001983
>I wonder what I would look like
Maybe you have those sweet weigh-in cheekbones like Chael and Jake Rosholt and a few others have
>>67002138
Cejudo is a brown-nosing faggot. I think And hope MM will destroy him
Fake picksbro is fake
lol predictionbro imposters have wasted so many posts that it's amazing
>>67002170
Yeah, he seems like a cunt if you judge by the interviews. Then again, I'm biased in favor of MM.
>>67002171
>>67002180
Impersonating PredictionsBrother is a bannable offense, no way somebody would take that risk
>>66998081
>you just want some extra time and his
Nananananananaa
>dick
>>67002138
cejudo is going to win handily m8
>>67001586
Jones
DJ
Pettis
Natal
Andre Fili
>>67002146
Weigh-in Chael was great. Too bad he has a baby penis
>>67001806
Fact remains, loser.
>>67002203
like there were a few times that I got 100+ (Yous) in a thread but it was rare
and fake predictionbro gets like 50 a few times every fight week lol
>>67002138
It's gonna be so fuckin boring. If I knew how to bed I'd put $1000 on a 50-45 for DJ.
>>67002138
Cejudo's size and his vanishing smile every round
Imagine MM getting out wrestled at 125
>>67002220
At least he's reproduced at last. A son, no less!
>>67002292
done. now what?
>>67002271
i dont get this
why not just let connor do what he wants and make the ufc a shit ton of money? i know its like setting some kind of precedent but still... i dunno who is right in this one ufc bootlickers or connor apologists
>>67002318
She left her giant anal beads on her night stand and doesn't want the cameraman to film how large a gauge she uses.
>>67002397
i believe he stated it was a dragon dildo
>>67002318
they left her vibrator on the nightstand
>>67002422
Probably both tbfam. One of them 2-in-1 combo deals.
>>67002138
I don't even remember the last time I watched a DJ fight, maybe the Benavidez KO
>>67002607
>Benavidez KO
that was literally the only interesting thing that he ever did
I want everyone who thought Conor's "retirement" had anything to do with that guy dying, implying that he's in any way a decent human being, to come here right now and answer for their delusions. Conor doesn't give a shit about other people you fuckin goofs.
r8 lads
>>67002676
refusestolookstraightaheadinphotoscuzheknowshe'lllookweird/10
![12479204_568139786674410_1552420593_n[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EfzXy7z.jpg "12479204 568139786674410 1552420593 n[2]")
>>67001586
OSP via heem
DJ via Cejudo gassing
Pettis via stronger meme kicking
Whittaker via tko
Yair via some meme fight decision
>>67002892
>looking directly at mum while she takes your art pix
That's a recipe for uncool photographs
NEW THREAD
>>67002956
>>67002956
>>67002956
>>67003017
why?
>>66997735
Come to the midwest of the USA where we learn to wrestle. At least then you can actually fight. Trying to defend weapons is a death wish, you will die if you try.
>>66997375
Too bad she got absolutely smashed by #bbwjits yesterday
Couldn't handle the fat
>>67003017
what the fuck bro
>>66997735
Jits + Muai Thai + Wrestling
Otherwise consider yourself fucked. You can't do shit against armed people and it's retarded to try.
>>67003017
kek based
>>66998678
DC's stumpy arms make me laugh
>>66998527
Absolutely. Nate looks flabby at 155. At 145 he'd be ripped and a fucking beast in that division.
>>66997735
"Speak quietly, and carry a big stick" - George Washington, first black belt and Vale Tudo champion in the Americas
>>67002629
this might be the single most disturbing thing I've ever seen in MMA. Good job bud.
that 10 second mark where his torso is completely upright and the top of his head is pointed at the mat and his face is pointed into his own armpit holy bud
>>66998008
GSP would beat Lawler, but he'd probably do it standing.
GSP always liked to find his opponent's greatest strength then be better than him at it.
It would be the biggest fight ever, tho.
>>67003231
he looked pretty lean vs Johnson
>>67003231
no point, hes already 145 champ
>>66998339
...And he fades into obscurity.
In 6 months he'll walk by and people will say, "He looks familiar, is that Jamiroquai?"
>>66998721
RDA would absolutely fucking DESTROY McMeme.
So would Robbie.
Nate would beat his ass again -- for sure.
And Aldo and Frankie would sub him or decision him now that they both saw all of McMeme's glaring weaknesses.
Really, Conor boxed himself in a corner. There are no likely matches he can win. He's more fucked than ever. I guess that's what happens when you think you're King Kong, but you're really nothing but a little monkey.
>>67003304
this is conair vs nate
>big left doesn't work, lose
>next fight go for leg kicks
Anyone have a webm of Olivera subing Myles Jury?
>>67001586
OSP
MM
Pettis
Natal
Rodriguez
>>66998829
>Dark times are coming.
What do you mean, did Mew break up?
>MUH 6 MILLION PRESS CONFERENCES
McGoobers didnt wanna go to pressers because he cant do his old shtick and he will just look like a twat after Nate bitch slapped the shit out of him.
I guess Nate broke Conor. You saw how he was in the post fight conference, stuttering, doing those tics, now he doesn't want to appear in conferences anymore
>>66998829
Stemme pa Danske Folkeparti! Ekstra Pension til Aryaner!
haha :-D
post yfw conor's next fight is on fox
>>66998882
hunting deer with a shotgun.
are you one of those degenerate salt-lick types?
>>66998339
I've hated McGregor since before the Mendes fight. ALWAYS knew he was a fucking fraud just like all shittalking bullies are.
Glad everyone else is finally realizing what I've known all along, that McGregor is a fucking joke.
>>67003587
where did i mention deer you retard? fucking ducks and shit
>>66999232
if he doesn't go to Bellator now, he's screwed.
Dana will be looking to fuck him over at every turn.
>>67003552
I believe Conor's thoughts in his most recent Facebook life update.
He wasn't able to prepare properly.
Yes, throwing winging left hands from the outside and doing those grand large weaves and bobs does eat up energy at a high rate, especially when recovering from the ones that glanced or missed - but even then the fact that he was gassed after one round of it was alarming.
#istandwithmcgregor
#illridewithconor
#sixtygeesbaby
>>67003645
> Dana will be looking to fuck him over at every turn.
That will help him. He promotes himself better than the UFC promote him. The UFC can't make stars.
>>67003498
THIS.
THIS
THIS.
The only weapon McGregor had was his shit-talking, and Nate took ALL of that away. Without the ability to shit-talk, McGregor has nothing.
>>67001586
I don't know anything so
Jones
Cejudo
Pettis
Whittaker
Fili
>>67003640
fucking ducks with a shotgun.
are you one of those degenerate salt-lick kinds?
>>66999669
is that Neve Campbell?
>>67003656
I don't care if you're memeing, I completely agree with that sentiment
>>67003736
haha you misinterpreted the word FUCKING haha
>>>reddit.com/r/killyourself
>>66999777
**CRINGE**
Come on, Dana, you're 50 years old and rich, Have some dignity. If not dignity, at least a little confidence.
>>67003764
haha thanks it's good to have a laugh and remember that life isn't so bad
>>67003751
Im not the guy you replied to, but I honestly thought his statement was him just saying if I continue to prepare for fights how I have in the past I'm going to lose again, so I can't afford to do that.
>>67003680
The UFC can give him a nightmare run with unfavorable match-ups.
>>67003697
that's a new way to look at it and I agree. Anything Connor says Nate can just laugh since he already beat him.
>>67001108
this blokes so over rated, can't wait to see him get flatlined
>>67003751
Thanks I didn't have the confidence to fully take the pro-Conor position so I salted my post with some memes to help deflect any responses that point out my idiocy
>>67002397
DJ is small enough to be a giant anal bead
>>67003855
>implying
your looking at your future world champ lad
>>67001586
Jones
Johnson
Pettis
Whittaker
Fili
>>67003901
Really mate? Mixed martial arts record: 7-1, I doubt it
>>67001586
Jones vis SUB
Mighty Mouse via DEC
Pettis via SUB
Natal via DEC
Fili via SUB
I'm still waiting to see if this so called "picks-guy" makes an update before I waste my time writing out my picks
>>67003976
>this goof
he literally beat his last opponent senseless lad. stop memeing
>>67004026
literally would've taken less time than that post lmao
>>67004036
that bum he beat? Nganou's going night night when he's placed against a top 10
>>67004065
kek
Am I the only one who doesn't want to see Fedor sign with the UFC at this point? The UFC will attempt to hype him up with some
''le career ressurgence man, the emperor rises pt. 2'' bullshit by lining up a can or two and then he'll get permaheemed by someone with heavy hands.
>>67004127
He won't sign with UFC - both Reebok and USADA unfairly discriminate against Russians
>>67004127
At least then people will stop considering him a GOAT contender
>>67004103
How about you check the rankings you kaant?
(You)
>>67004185
>losing in your 40s way out of your prime removes you from GOAT contender status
BEGGING you to clean your streets.
>>67004026
Picks were started a few days ago, this guy is baiting for (You)s
>>67004127
I just want to see him fight Werdum for the belt, to avenge that loss and solidify his spot as GOAT.
>>67004282
>japanese psuedo mma/prowrestling and crushing poo in loo cans
>losing to old mws
>goat
BEGGING you to have sex
>>67004340
wouldn't mind seeing jbj vs werdum ufc 200
>>67000053
>looking at her face
Get a load of this FAGGGGGGGGGG
>>67004340
>barnett
>nelson
K E K
>>67004372
this desu, jones said he wouldn't mind fighting a smaller hw <250 i guess and werdum is gonna cuck stipe
>>67004372
won't happen since Stipe will KO werdum and become the champ
>>67001586
JBJ
DJ
Barboza
Whittaker
Fili
>>67004431
I said that this would happen last year mark my fookin words
>>66997743
it's a measure of volume
aussies are the worst posters on here holy shit
>>67001793
EA Sports MMA wasn't bad.
>>67000741
man i just got home from a long travel day and there were so many 8/10 milfs wearing that style of pants at the airport. they make flabby ol milf bunda look so good but then i came home to my no booty irish-american wife. it's like fucking a pile of flank steak
>>67004340
>Travis Browne is ranked higher than Mark Hunt
>>67004517
I'm sorry friend
anyone else see how conor is trying to be dramatic and deep about his lost
>lel i need to go to iceland to train
>lel deep in thoughts and training to take a couple weeks off for media even though my opponent fought me on 11 days notice
conor is a bitch and a pussy, he knows nate diaz will smash him in the press conference especially in stockton where theres a lot of mexicans instead of irish americans. he knows nate diaz rise in popularity in a media tour will only make him look worse
>>67004517
You goofed up my man.
>>67004517
are you hideous? no one should have to settle for irish-american strange unless they're poor or irish themselves
>>67004481
Heyyy my man. I quite liked it too. I spend my fair share of lazy summer afternoons with it. I liked trying to bait opponents into charging into my huge overhands, when well timed - BOOM, that's an out cold one punch nokaut right there.
>>67004517
My condolences bro
>>67004641
i'm 5'8 :-(
>>67004685
>tfw
I'm 5'11" and I'll never get the glorious feel of being 6'0". Us manlets, huh?
>>67004517
does she let you put your dick in her flank hole?
>>67004634
I am seriously not impressed with Diego's lack of mewvement
anyone else sad connor vs diaz is off
why cant we just nice things??
>>67004733
same here... feels bad man
Feels great being too short to get heemed
what has been your favorite celebrity/athlete appearance at a UFC card?
>>67004846
I thought it was a shitty rematch but no other fight at 200 had me interested and now it's dust on the wind.
>>67004733
>>67004847
yes but you are king of the manlets and can look down on your brothers
>>67004733
Surely you are 6 feet with shoes on.
>>67004863
by far and beyond it was when the camera focused on phil kessel for way too long
>>67004863
brock 181. i had hope bros...
>>67004736
yeah but it's weird without any bunda to buffer it. it's not that exciting. it feels like you're fucking a ring or a balloon or smthn
>>67004880
oh I wish you had a webm
>>67001863
very pretty girl
>>67004967
thought that was cena for a second kek
>>67004947
You're really depressing the fuck out of me man.
>tfw 5'10"
>short enough so lanklets swing and miss my head and can't get heemed
feels fucking GOOD man
>>67004879
And if I wear high heels I can be 6'2"
>>67005006
she's my best friend doe. literally the funniest person i've ever met and except for the random mood swing she's cool as a cucumber. plus she works pretty hard at not getting fat.
anyone see tonight's TUF?
I didn't know soccer kicks were legal in UFC nowadays.
Can anyone make a webm of them from tonight's TUF episode?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcxMr9ldxT8
6:19 to 6:32
>>67005200
Kicks to a grounded opponent have always been legal mongo. Just not to the head.
>>67004334
Literally all the GOATs have lost to memes.
GSP was KO'd by a fat spaghetti eating dwarf.
Silva was subbed by a WW manlet gook can
Jones was beat by a deaf fighter who's 12 - 6
>>67005200
I'm pretty sure soccer kicks to the head are illegal, but anywhere else is fair game.
I hope GSP doesn't come back.
>>67005353
if they were always legal how come we never seen more of them. Hell how come when all the PRIDE guys came to UFC we didn't see them use them. I remember people saying PRIDE was better because soccer kicks were theyre thing and UFC didnt use them to protect their wrestlers
>>67005440
dead lifts are now meme training?
this is knowhere near the scuba steve stuff that silva was pulling
>>67005440
it's better to have lots of uncontrolled swinging motions and general instability when lifting heavy weights ye?
>>67001586
Jones
DJ
Youskip
Mypicks
Everytime
>>67005440
I'm no expert but that looks spine destroying form.
>>67005369
>picking out meme matches from wikipedia that he never watched
18+ kiddo
>>67005472
His back is rounded all to fuck and he isn't getting low enough. He's basically lifting that shit with his lower back, which is a one way ticket to snap city.
>>67005517
I have watched ALL those matches. You are literally furious an absolutely seething right now.
>>66999372
If Sambo was easy, it'd be called BJJ
>>67005472
its more so the absolutely shitty form he has than anything. It's surprising he didn't slip a disk from that. The fact that someone is there encouraging him makes it all the more fucked up.
How come fighters don't get paid to promote a flight? Conor has a good point.
Boxers are paid to promote their fights , stop jewing MMA Dana White
Anyone else going to lose complete respect for Dana if he lets Conor fight at UFC 200?
>>67003797
nah as much as I hate that cockgobbling leprechaun even I wouldn't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs if I were UFC brass. it's easier to build hype and mint money with a successful minstrel
>>67005594
still brings a tear to my eye watching silva meme training
>>67005578
be careful
>>67005562
Please have sex
>>67005639
no i just want to see fun fights what is your problem with wanting to see a fun fight?
why is everyone bootlicking Dana on this
let mcgregor meme
Jon jones vs Gus about to stream on fs2
>>67005651
its probably my favorite one.
>>67005353
>>67005440
you also can't kick them in the dick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAgFHS8HOLY
>>67005515
nah bro the more you round your back, the less chance of herniating a disc
safest way to do deadlifts is with knees locked out and back fully rounded
>>67005693
This Gus jj buildup is so weird
>>67005515
not all australians are shit posters, but all shit posters are australian
>>67001586
OSP
Cejudo
Pettis
Natal
Rodriguez
>>67005658
knit your socks lad
>>67005688
I never thought I would say this but I agree with Sergei over here. Who gives a fuck, if he agrees to do an acceptable amount of promotion which he did, just let him fight? Why is a fuckig cross country tour mandatory?
>>67001586
LITERALLY FLIPPING A COIN TO MAKE PICKS:
JON JONES (NOTE: I CAUGHT THE COIN ON ITS SIDE TWICE BEFORE THIS)
DEMETRIOUS JOHNSON
EDSON BARBOSA
RAFAEL NATAL
YAIR RODRIGUEZ
>>67001453
What a monstrously savage heem
>>67005961
QUOTING FOR THE (YOU) SO I CAN SCREEN SHOT FOR POSSIBLE BRAGGING RIGHTS
>>67005915
well its hurting the fans isn't it i wanted to see this fight i had my memes and shitposting all ready to fuck with potatoes and 420dudelmao fags
and now all of that is for nothing and i'm pretty fucking mad
and i also wanted to just see the fight you know being a fight fan i like to see fights...
>>66997347
>greatest of all time
>>67005650
They wont bury him for the hell of it. But they value their long term control more than extra money in the short term.
>>67005653
don't joke about these things
PICKS:
Jones
Johnson
Pettis
Whittaker
Fili
Any new memes? And anyone watching Gus vs Jon jones on fs2?
>>67006023
Fedor: Goat of the Ring
Bones: Goat of the Cage
Kimbo: Goat of the Streets
@Alistairovereem
Deze high altitude tent heeft enorm geholpen gedurende m'n tijd uit Albuquerque en in Nederland! @bCatHighAltitud
https://twitter.com/Alistairovereem/status/723236781638836224
>>67005688
>let mcgregor meme
but that's precisely why I want him to do his media performance. I want to see that little potato nigger sweat under the spotlight he loves so much now that someone's put him in his place.
>>67006080
>Any new memes?
"Conor is any good"
>>67006129
be serious
This UFC 197 promo is pretty racist
ok why is it whenever the end of the round the cornermen are always like
>JUST BREATH ETC...
like i get you need to get your breath back but its gone beyond meme levels
also i have seen cornermen pour water down fighters crotch what does this do?
is getting a bit of cold water on your dingus good for your fighting ability?
i know /heem/ will be able to answer my questions
>>67006082
Me: Lord of the RIngs
>>67006156
>also i have seen cornermen pour water down fighters crotch what does this do?
>is getting a bit of cold water on your dingus good for your fighting ability?
shocks the nervous system, good for when you've had your bell rung (or so they say)
>>67006023
You are talking about Fujita right?
I remember a kid in high school telling me Fujita had the world's thickest skull and it was a medical fact. That kid was obsessed with PRIDE.
>>67006156
>also i have seen cornermen pour water down fighters crotch what does this do?
Crutch rot is real bro.
Top of head and groin are hottest part of body. Its why they put ice bag on head and water down the shorts. Stop over-heating and exhaustion.
>things u miss
Francis Carmonts Arnie noises during gnp
>>67006156
A few deep natural breathes resets your breathing and has a calming effect. Sometime someone needs to tell you to do it. For example when you're in the middle of a fucking fight.
Cold water on the nuts wakes your shit up.
The time your boy got an ouchie
>>67006240
>>67006227
>>67006203
thanks for clearing that up
>>67001586
Jones
Johnson
Pettis
Whittaker
Rodriguez
>>67006275
Try taking some deep breathes and pouring water on your nuts, Then go fight someone. Let us know how you get on.
>>67001586
Jon Jones via Sub
DJ via TKO
Showtime via HEEM
Whittaker via Decision
Rodriguez via Decision
>>67006305
I usually inject water in my nuts but then I died
NEW: >>66997186
>>67006228
Watching journeyman fighters come out with trashy low budget brands as sponsors. It was hilarious watching guys go to war with no name condom brands and mom and pop diner logos printed on their fight shorts. Fuck Reebok nigga
>>67001586
Bones Jones
Mighty Midget
Pettis
Whittaker
Fili
>>67001586
JBJ
Mighty Midget
Pettis
Aussie
Rodriguez
>>67006354
Try PEDs next time, champ.
>>67001586
Jones
Cejudo
Pettis
Natal
Fili
>>67006370
FUk U G00F
Man fuck eddie alvarez. I'm not an RDA fan but I really hope he pushes alvarez's shit in
>>67006503
got something against him for coming from lelator?
>>66998425
Mighty mouse is literally the smallest guy in the UFC
>>67006113
Which he claims gives him sexual powers
Catching up on the first episode of TUF and out of nowhere The Dean Of Mean Keith Jardine makes an appearance! Anyone have any Jardine webms?
>>67001764
>he has never dated an atheletic chick who was so low bf% that she stopped getting her period
>>67001586
Bones
Mighty Manlet
Pettis
Natal
Rogriguez
>>66998803
reach is measured fingertip to fingertip so it's plausible they actually have the same length arms when measured from armpit to fingertip
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